Why is it that everytime I go to watch a music video on Youtube, I see stupid comments about Justin Bieber? The comments usually fall into one of two categories:
1) Moron tries to be clever by making fun of Justin Bieber.
2) Moron sincerely wonders why Justin Bieber is so popular while Opeth is not.
These comments piss me off. Not so much I lose sleep over them or anything, but everytime I read one, just for a split second, I want to kill someone.
First of all, making fun of Justin Bieber is stupid. Even if you think his music sucks and his haircut is 'uBeR gAy', and even if you have a point, making fun of him for it is fruitless. Why? Because by the time he is 18 he will be slaying so many bitches he will be on pace to break Wilt Chamberlain's all-time record. Not to mention he will be rolling in money, too.
Second of all, if you actually take the time to talk about how much better Dream Theater are than Bieber then you're essentially admitting you have a small penis. Seriously, how insecure in your tastes do you have to be to go to a Dream Theater Youtube video and talk about how much better they are than Bieber? HOW SMALL DOES YOUR COCK NEED TO BE TO GO TO A JUSTIN BIEBER YOUTUBE VIDEO AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER YOUR FAVORITE BAND IS OR HOW YOU HOPE BIEBER DIES IN A FIRE!?
Seriously. These people piss me off. I don't like Bieber either, but why the fuck do they have to talk about him everywhere?