So my father in law is a morning person...as in his best hours of the day are from 5am to 8am. If he's up at that time, you're up at that time to do something for him. He's a selfish asshole like that.
He comes over to our house at 7am on the dot every Sunday for me to balance his checkbook. We had freezing rain last night. Salt trucks took care of the roads overnight, but I sure as hell am not getting out of bed in the middle of the night to make sure my driveway isn't icy for him.
I went out and threw a little ice melter down early since my son was up at 5:20. But I only used a little and didn't want to stand out there in my pajamas for 30 minutes before sunrise coating the entire driveway. I did where he usually parks and the upper half where he would walk
Sure enough, he comes flying down the street, turns into our driveway too quickly and slides into our small stone retaining wall. No damage at all to the stone or his car, but he has the nerve to come in and tell me that my driveway is too icy, and my wife chimes in, basically accusing me of not doing enough for him....BEFORE SUNRISE