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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 07:38:28 PM »
I know!  Alien Ant Farm is the best!  :neverusethis:
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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2010, 07:46:37 PM »
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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 09:06:33 PM »
Well actually the entirety of Moonwalker is the greatest thing ever. Has anyone ever watched that film from start to finish? It's bat-shit insane.


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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 10:40:15 PM »
I played the video game.


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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2010, 11:21:56 PM »
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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2010, 06:01:27 AM »
Black or White is a pretty sick music video too. Or maybe the best music video ever is pull me under :neverusethis:

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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2010, 06:02:57 AM »
I hate pretty much all MJ clips except Thriller, which I've seen ten times.

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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2010, 06:26:10 AM »
I fucking loved Moonwalker on Sega Genesis/Megadrive.  I finished it dozens of times, amazing game.
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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2010, 09:23:27 AM »
These video's would like to have a word with you:

Genesis - Land of Confusion

David Lee Roth - I'm Just a Giggalo/I Ain't Got Nobody

Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55

Beastie Boys - Sabotage
     

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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2010, 09:28:06 AM »
Add Bohemian rhapsody to that list ;)

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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2010, 11:27:59 AM »
Yes that video might be the greatest music video ever, I love it.
There's lots of stories of my fascination with that video, for example; I used to try to record an audio version of it by holding a tape recorder/radio against the TV speakers cause it has an extra line at the second verse, boy that thing was heavy and the recording always came out crappy of course.
That was VHS of course so there were no subtitles and I couldn't make out what Michael sings in that extra line until internet appeared in our house years later.
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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2010, 05:18:25 AM »
These video's would like to have a word with you:

Genesis - Land of Confusion

David Lee Roth - I'm Just a Giggalo/I Ain't Got Nobody

Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55

Beastie Boys - Sabotage
Listen all y'all it's SAAABOTAAAAAAGE!

Metallica - One
Fuckin' brilliant video, maybe the best ever too for me.

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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2010, 02:17:06 PM »
That's not New Millenium Cyanide Christ.

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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2010, 02:46:15 PM »
I think the only fair way to decide the best music video is to find the one on youtube with the highest view count.




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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2010, 03:01:20 PM »
I think the only fair way to decide the best music video is to find the one on youtube with the highest view count.




Oh god, what have I done?

You just declared Chocolate Rain the best music video of all time :facepalm:
     

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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2010, 03:59:41 PM »
That's not New Millenium Cyanide Christ.
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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2010, 07:17:23 PM »
I think the only fair way to decide the best music video is to find the one on youtube with the highest view count.




Oh god, what have I done?

You just declared Chocolate Rain the best music video of all time :facepalm:

No.  Much, much worse. 

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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2010, 07:18:01 PM »
These video's would like to have a word with you:

Genesis - Land of Confusion

David Lee Roth - I'm Just a Giggalo/I Ain't Got Nobody

Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

and Meatloaf - IWDAFL

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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2010, 09:23:16 PM »
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Re: Smooth Criminal = Greatest Music Video Ever
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2010, 12:35:32 AM »
That's not New Millenium Cyanide Christ.
Came in to post that.


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