Life imitates art, which mocks life, wich mocks art, which imitates life. It goes Round and Round, and you don't give a Ratt's ass. Da-ba-ching!
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
Trial of Tears is the perfect score to my first big life trial, a sad ludicrous tale we all could live without reading about, nonetheless fundamental to bridge the gap separating us from Scene 06. By the way, I'm trouncing this sucker in three parts because:
A) DT did the same, focking duh.
B) I'm leaving on vacations next monday, so I'm milking this chapter for a whole week rather than starting the next one and hanging it to dry.
C) You people actually hate the long winded post, don't you?
Of course, the events I'm going to narrate transpired during a span of weeks, not 13 awsome minutes, but if you can't stand a little artistic chaotic freedom, then I really wonder what are you doing here. Furthermore, it's not like I'm dropping bombs in space
Do we still focking hate ado? We focking sure do, hence:
Trial of Tears, Act I:
Try this at home, young'uns. Go to your uni professor mother (in a family context wherein the last relative to not attend university died in 1821) and state with a straight face:
Mom, fock university. I'm going to Musical Theatre School!
Ok, where's the hidden camera?
Sis' bedroom, but that's beside the point.
You scared me for a moment. You were saying you're into heroin, involved with the mob, or both? That I could handle.
Musical Theatre School. Admittance auditions next May.
Please leave your keys on the bed before checking out. Goodbye.
MOM!
By the way, you owe me seven months of morning nausea.
Lovely, innit? Let's see whether the Drumming Dad can work some magic
Do you still like girls?
C'mon, let's be serious for a second. (Yeah, I was actually capable of such a thought)
What of Maria? (Girlfriend#1)
Fock her!
Gladly, but I thought that was your job.
OK, are you gonna help me with mom or not?
Son, I have to live with the woman and you have to fight for your dreams.
Thank you. Anyway, should you need'em, she keeps your balls in the purple purse, not the crocodile one.
I never hated my parents like on that day, I love them to death now for that day.
It's Raining (Blood, courtesy of Mom)
0:00 1:45: Boy this album is weird. It features the highest percentage of disappointing songs AND the highest percentage of damn perfect intros in DT's catalogue (so far).
1:45 2:18: Johnny M goosestepping. Please, God, let this be Learning to Live's spiritual successor ...
2:18 2:51: Well, lyrically it definitely is.
2:51 3:08: Glad to know the guys aren't above a good old fashioned line clichθ.
3:08 3:24: When Mighty Mike thinks outside the Metal box and Johnny M forgets about his childhood pal and focuses on the drums, they are the best rythm section in the business. Sorry Geddy/Neal, Steve/Nicko, Ox/Loon, Penguin/Bonzo, Chris/Bill
3:24 3:53: Correction, this is not the lyrical successor to Learning to Live. It's (lyrically) Learning to Live, pt2: HIV Was Less Scary Than Band Identity Conflict.
3:53 4:47: I will say it again: Johnny M's vocal lines are Big James' meal ticket. They should start a band together.
4:47 5:18: We're at the crossroads where light prog, sophisticated pop and rock electronica meet, and I'm loving it. DT Custom Shop, MOAR please.
5:18 5:32: That was Kevin Moore, there's no other option.
5:32 6:00: Uh-oh. Big James is supposed to be 3 years older since Awake, not 30.
6:00 6:12: Two Bits without Shave and a Haircut. Someone can't lose a poker hand.
Coming Next: Act II, Introducing the Classical Grandpa