Ok, this will get ripped apart and probably locked in a couple minutes but listening to TCOT inspired a looney tunes moment.
Could this be the end?
Is this the way I lie?
Leaving my own band
No one by my side
I don't understand
I don't feel that I deserve this
What did I do wrong?
I just don't understand
Give me one more chance
Let me please explain
You know that I'm the man
I'll tell you once again
You took me for a ride
Leaving me a fast departure
Next thing that I know
I'm tweeting for my life
Now wait a minute man
That's not how it is
You must be confused
I'm Mike fucking Portnoy!
Please don't be afraid
I would never try to rule you
This is how we lived
Strange although it seems
You always listened to me
The albums and my growls
The crying and my whine
The fables and the tales
Were mostly fucking mine
Of course you're free to go
Go lie to them about my story
Eat my balls and ass
Tell them you left me
The Count Mike Portnoy eeeee!