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Chick #1
21 (38.2%)
Chick #2
34 (61.8%)
Chick #3
0 (0%)

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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2010, 04:53:47 PM »
#2. Very cute and also a great drummer. 1st chick is still attractive, but only in a lustful way, and not in a "I want to talk to her for hours" way like #2.
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2010, 05:30:27 PM »
Well, Alyssa (#1) really is not very good. She's missing all of the 32nd notes in the fills. Plus shes not all that hot.

Lux (#3) is not too bad. Not a lot of technique, but she can play. However, she's using an Onyx snare head, which is a terrible choice. Yeah, it looks cool, but it pretty much has zero tone.

Emmanuelle (#2) is incredible. She's cute, and shes really talented. She could give me a run for my money. My vote goes to her.
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2010, 05:44:31 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH09cECeXUE&feature=related


HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I feel bad for my girlfriend, I love her, but Emmanuelle. Damn it, she's going all Jojo-Mayer in this video.
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #38 on: October 12, 2010, 10:02:44 PM »
I would let Alyssa use my penis as a drum stick.
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #39 on: October 12, 2010, 10:16:43 PM »
I would not :lol

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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #40 on: October 12, 2010, 10:56:53 PM »
My dick says Alyssa. My ears say Emmanuelle

BTW, i don't the sound of the video is not helping Alyssa's case. I do have to say her playing Boston's Foreplay is impressive.

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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #41 on: October 12, 2010, 10:59:08 PM »
My dick says Alyssa. My ears say Emmanuelle

watch the videos without sound... problem solved
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #42 on: October 12, 2010, 11:01:54 PM »
My dick says Alyssa. My ears say Emmanuelle

watch the videos without sound... problem solved

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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2010, 04:09:31 AM »
#2. Very cute and also a great drummer. 1st chick is still attractive, but only in a lustful way, and not in a "I want to talk to her for hours" way like #2.

Who on earth would want to talk to a girl Drummer for hours??? Especially a hot one. Number 1 for me by miles and miles, not only in this poll but to replace MP in DT!

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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2010, 08:01:16 AM »
BTW, i don't the sound of the video is not helping Alyssa's case. I do have to say her playing Boston's Foreplay is impressive.

I would like to have foreplay with Alyssa.  I think it would be impressive.

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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #45 on: October 13, 2010, 09:32:14 AM »
BTW, i don't the sound of the video is not helping Alyssa's case. I do have to say her playing Boston's Foreplay is impressive.

I would like to have foreplay with Alyssa.  I think it would be impressive.
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #46 on: October 13, 2010, 09:40:55 AM »
Emmanuelle Caplette  :metal
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #47 on: October 13, 2010, 10:32:40 AM »
If you don't pick Emmanuelle there is something wrong with you.
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #48 on: October 13, 2010, 12:04:34 PM »
Either that or your sound card is hosed and your just basing it on looks.

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« Reply #49 on: October 13, 2010, 12:31:21 PM »
Either that or your sound card is hosed and your just basing it on looks.

Okay well Alyssa sounds like an amateur drummer who just thinks that "hittin hard is pretty cool!"
And Emmanuelle is a trained snare drummer, has excellent dynamics and control of rudiments, can play a variety of styles well and if you can't tell she is a better drummer you must not know anything about drums.
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #50 on: October 13, 2010, 01:51:01 PM »

Chick #3 - Lux Drummerette? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAnhfcfXGf4


I agree, Emmanuelle.  Both her personal style and her drumming style.  Superior from the other two.

The third one there, Lux Drummerette, looks like she smells like shitty beer and foot.

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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2010, 02:18:47 PM »
Either that or your sound card is hosed and your just basing it on looks.

Okay well Alyssa sounds like an amateur drummer who just thinks that "hittin hard is pretty cool!"
And Emmanuelle is a trained snare drummer, has excellent dynamics and control of rudiments, can play a variety of styles well and if you can't tell she is a better drummer you must not know anything about drums.
Dude, everyone knows #2 is the better drummer. The poll is not about who is the better drummer. The poll is about who would you prefer to slip the pork sword to.

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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2010, 02:34:14 PM »
#2 all the way, and it's definitely not just the stellar playing. Chicks like #1 just don't attract me that much, while Emmanuelle is just oozing with personality.
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #53 on: October 13, 2010, 03:05:45 PM »
Either that or your sound card is hosed and your just basing it on looks.

Okay well Alyssa sounds like an amateur drummer who just thinks that "hittin hard is pretty cool!"
And Emmanuelle is a trained snare drummer, has excellent dynamics and control of rudiments, can play a variety of styles well and if you can't tell she is a better drummer you must not know anything about drums.
Dude, everyone knows #2 is the better drummer. The poll is not about who is the better drummer. The poll is about who would you prefer to slip the pork sword to.
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #54 on: October 13, 2010, 03:50:51 PM »
Chick 1 has the prettiest face, but she's a little pear-shaped.

Chick 2 is the cutest, but behind the kit, her points drop in attractiveness.  Her other pics are good, though.

Chick 3 is hot, but a little too skinny for me.

I had to go with Chick 1.
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #55 on: October 13, 2010, 08:19:54 PM »
i didnt find any of them that attractive, so i went with 2, based on skill

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i would defintely vote for this girl
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Re: Really Hot Drummer Chick Poll (Chick #3 added!)
« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2010, 04:00:45 PM »
How did chick #3 even get on this list? <.<