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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 06:59:04 PM »
hey i was just gonna post that
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 07:00:00 PM »
well... uh.... I POSTED FIRST!!! :loser:

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2010, 07:02:43 PM »
Fantastic!

This is very Tim Minchin.

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2010, 07:03:12 PM »
I knew what was coming but I love you Jordan. :lol
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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2010, 07:03:30 PM »
Anyone else for JR vocals on the next album?
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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2010, 07:04:47 PM »
You go Jordan!  :hat
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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2010, 07:04:53 PM »
Anyone else for JR vocals on the next album?
Anyone else for piano-led blues on the next album?

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2010, 07:05:24 PM »
Anyone else for JR vocals on the next album?
Anyone else for piano-led blues on the next album?

BOTH
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2010, 07:05:32 PM »
Anyone else for JR vocals on the next album?
Anyone else for piano-led blues on the next album?
Those too  :lol
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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2010, 07:13:39 PM »
Anyone else for JR vocals on the next album?
Anyone else for piano-led blues on the next album?

Anyone else for music vids shot with trippy effects?

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2010, 07:14:43 PM »
I can FUCKING BET that Mike's going to be all "FUCK YOU JORDAN THAT PHRASE WAS MINE... HOW DISRESPECTFUL AND IMMATURE YOU ARE, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE USING MY PHRASE TO NAME THE NEW DRUMMER! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW OFFENDED I AM... GO FUCK YOURSELF! YOU HAVE NO SENSITIVITY WHATSOEVER, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH AND YOU ARE NO LONGER SOMEONE THAT I ADMIRE... EVERYONE'S GETTING BANNED!"


But I loved the video and how Jordan is always so happy and optimistic through hard times. JORDAN U AWESOME

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2010, 07:16:55 PM »
That was incredible.

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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2010, 07:19:02 PM »
"and you're gonna like it"

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2010, 07:24:40 PM »
I can imagine this as a hidden track on the next album.

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2010, 07:29:15 PM »
Its strange how my love for the remaining members of DT has grown so exponentially these last few weeks...The same can not be said for prior members...

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2010, 07:31:05 PM »
Its strange how my love for the remaining members of DT has grown so exponentially these last few weeks...The same can not be said for prior members...
But Dominici is a pretty cool guy!

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2010, 07:34:21 PM »
I love me some Dominici. I would love it if he came in and did a duet with James on the new record. And have Derek have a key war with Jordan.

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2010, 07:36:35 PM »
I wonder if this was JR's reply to Portnoy's email that he sent out to all four members
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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2010, 07:37:27 PM »
I love Jordan so much.

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2010, 07:37:53 PM »
:lol this is awesome!!

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2010, 07:38:25 PM »
OK. That's it. I forgive Jordan for his solos that I don't like. This is amazing.

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2010, 07:38:53 PM »
I wonder if this was JR's reply to Portnoy's email that he sent out to all four members

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2010, 07:51:04 PM »
This song is now stuck in my head.  "well, I ain't gonna tell ya, no no noohhhoohh, you can eat my ass and baaaalls"\

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2010, 07:54:54 PM »
Fantastic. :lol

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2010, 08:12:09 PM »
 :rollin Job well done Mr. Rudess

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2010, 08:19:05 PM »
Its strange how my love for the remaining members of DT has grown so exponentially these last few weeks...The same can not be said for prior members...
But Dominici is a pretty cool guy!

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yea and Derek is funny and has cool albums and has Planet X  :yarr

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2010, 08:21:24 PM »
This is amazing.  :D :heart
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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2010, 08:25:22 PM »
I said when Mike left, Dream Theater lost the only real charisma in the band. Perhaps I was wrong.
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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2010, 08:57:02 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

That was awesome.  I love JR.

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2010, 09:25:06 PM »
 :lol
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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2010, 09:29:09 PM »
The man is legendary. This whole dilema is almost becoming a good thing. Almost.
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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2010, 09:30:18 PM »
 :lol :clap:

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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #33 on: October 07, 2010, 10:22:25 PM »
It seems like out of all the band members, Rudess is the one who seems to be experiencing the greatest sense of loss because of MP leaving the band.
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Re: Jordan asks us if we want to know who the new drummer is.
« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2010, 01:50:36 AM »
That was amazing! JR should totally do some backing vocals on the next album.
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