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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2010, 06:59:04 PM »
Can't connect to server.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2010, 07:01:22 PM »
Is this creative mode?

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2010, 07:03:09 PM »
It's pretty much a free-for-all

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2010, 07:08:48 PM »
What the hell was that?

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2010, 07:09:10 PM »
was what

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2010, 07:12:25 PM »
Chrome wouldn't play it crashed every time. Mozilla played it, but at about one frame per three seconds....

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2010, 07:22:47 PM »
Crashed for firefox too.

I was able to play single player though. What is this game? What are you supposed to do? Just build whatever you want?
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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2010, 07:24:42 PM »
I have no idea. But it's a fun way to waste my life

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2010, 07:25:35 PM »
Masturbation fills that void pretty well.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2010, 07:28:03 PM »
is there a point to this game?  All I've found that I can do so far is destroy the blocks other people are standing on and make them fall.
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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2010, 07:42:55 PM »
There's so much more!

For example, I just made this



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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2010, 07:53:17 PM »
Guys, it's just like pissing in the snow. But without the indecent exposure charges and the frost bite.

I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2010, 07:59:33 PM »
I dunno how to put this lightly, sonata, but your server is fucking gross looking.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2010, 08:18:26 PM »
I am so mature it is uncanny.

I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2010, 09:01:46 PM »
I dunno how to put this lightly, sonata, but your server is fucking gross looking.

Dude, look what I made and tell me that




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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2010, 09:09:07 PM »
Dude, what does it mean?
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2010, 09:36:46 PM »
I've been playing the crap out of Minecraft Alpha. I built an awesome underwater fort, and the other day I constructed a monument to the almighty tard:


I'm currently building a bitchin' castle to live in.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2010, 09:39:39 PM »
That's awesome!

The game would be infinitely awesome if there was no height limit

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2010, 10:22:01 PM »
My friends have been playing this a lot lately but I have yet to try it out.  I just might try it tomorrow.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2010, 12:27:07 AM »
My boyfriend is a super nerd of this game. I've seen him play it a lot and it's awesome. He's in survival mode though.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2010, 01:03:59 AM »
The classic free version is free and is incredibly addictive. Originally myself and four friends just went in servers to troll people and destroy their stuff and build enormous dicks everywhere, but then we actually started building something and got way too into it.





Complete with underwater tunnels and all kinds of crazy shit:



The game is amazingly fun, try it out.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2010, 09:39:42 AM »
What do I do to make this not crash my browser?

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2010, 09:47:29 AM »
Get a mac? :neverusethis:

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2010, 09:50:32 AM »
The classic free version is free and is incredibly addictive. Originally myself and four friends just went in servers to troll people and destroy their stuff and build enormous dicks everywhere, but then we actually started building something and got way too into it.

Wait, so can your friends join you on your map and help you build stuff?

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2010, 09:58:17 AM »
Someone should start a DTF dedicated server.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #26 on: October 01, 2010, 10:19:23 AM »
Oh Jesus, this game is now going to consume me.


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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #27 on: October 01, 2010, 05:09:32 PM »
The classic free version is free and is incredibly addictive. Originally myself and four friends just went in servers to troll people and destroy their stuff and build enormous dicks everywhere, but then we actually started building something and got way too into it.

Wait, so can your friends join you on your map and help you build stuff?

Depends on the setup, but yes. For example in my pics, thats my map on my own personal server and whatever changes made via anyones web is saved on the server permanently unless I manually access the server files and delete or corrupt the level. I give the url or ip to friends or whoever else and they can come in and do whatever.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2010, 06:56:16 PM »
I was going to try to make an optical illusion out of my name but after a hour of trying and getting no where i decided not to.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2010, 07:23:11 PM »
I just bought Minecraft Alpha.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2010, 07:29:53 PM »
I just bought Minecraft Alpha.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2010, 07:33:02 PM »
How the crap does the TNT even work?

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2010, 07:34:56 PM »
https://minecraftwiki.net/wiki/TNT can explain it better than I can. I don't think you can use it in Classic mode, just Alpha.

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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2010, 07:24:27 AM »
I bought alpha yesterday evening and needless to say my night evaporated. The ultimate fortress of solitude complete with flowing lava walls, two lava motes, and a dock.  











Soon I will begin construction on the grandest of underground minecart networks! I will be able to collect resources over 9000 times faster to build more stuff.  


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Re: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT CLASSIC
« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2010, 04:00:27 PM »
So i wasted a good hour and a half making the Chimney of Despair and the Steps of Anguish.

the Chimney of Despair without the Steps of Anguish


from the top with the Steps of Anguish


starting the decent


after going all the way to the bottom and swimming through lava you gotta climb back up to the top. outside is the little hole of light


outside, the little whole i came out of is next to me on the ground.


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