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I wouldn't want somebody with 18 kids to mow my damn lawn, based on a longstanding bias I have against crazy fucks.
wax tom cruise is so creepy. they had him watching over the toilet stall once, man that was bad.
wax tom cruise is so creepy. they had him watching over the toilet stall once, man that was awesome.
I'd be standing somewhere with dignity, respect, and bitches.
When Mike and Mob Unite, featuring the hit A Lawsuit in Lies
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.
Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.
Zydar is my new hero. I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.
I predict that since Leno is getting his own show earlier in the evening, most dumb Americans will continue to watch him, the ratings for the Tonight Show will plummet, Conan will be fired and Leno will take over the Tonight Show again. Which is a shame because Conan in infinitely more funny than Leno.
His twitter bio: "I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account."
Rumor has it that since his buyout from NBC prohibits him from television work of any kind until September, he will soon be doing something internet-based, as well as hitting the road for live performances of some kind.
The live show on the road idea would really suck, I hope he sticks to T.V