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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2310 on: October 16, 2010, 03:22:28 AM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2311 on: October 16, 2010, 06:45:21 AM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2312 on: October 16, 2010, 07:26:45 AM »
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We forgot how to criticize, we were scared to be demonized
As the truth was neutralized we lost the art of reason.

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2313 on: October 16, 2010, 08:21:43 AM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2314 on: October 16, 2010, 09:35:19 AM »
Hey bloop, how's bleep?

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2315 on: October 16, 2010, 10:06:17 AM »
Hey bloop, how's bleep?
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2316 on: October 16, 2010, 10:28:37 AM »
If they name it Shark Sandwich, they better be prepared for a two-word review in Rolling Stone.
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2317 on: October 16, 2010, 10:32:30 AM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2318 on: October 16, 2010, 11:44:05 AM »
I think it oughtta be called Sour Grapes..... I bet that goes down like a pork pie at a bar mitzvah....  :corn

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2319 on: October 16, 2010, 12:10:48 PM »
I think it should be called Finally Free. :biggrin: :hat

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2320 on: October 16, 2010, 01:30:42 PM »
Ouch :lol

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2321 on: October 16, 2010, 02:55:40 PM »
It should be called "...But I had a pen and some paper, so what the f*ck"

It would be a huge commercial success.

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2322 on: October 16, 2010, 03:36:00 PM »
It should be called "...But I had a pen and some paper, so what the f*ck"

It would be a huge commercial success.
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2323 on: October 16, 2010, 04:06:46 PM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2324 on: October 16, 2010, 04:35:07 PM »
I think it should be called Finally Free. :biggrin: :hat

I shudder at the thought of all those overzealous fanbois trying to make a connection to Metropolis and SFAM and declaring the album "Metropolis, Pt. 3" because of the title...

(Although I totally see what you're trying to say :neverusethis:)
... And you ask me: "Where's my hairspray?"

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2325 on: October 16, 2010, 06:19:43 PM »
I think it should be called Finally Free. :biggrin: :hat

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2326 on: October 16, 2010, 06:25:53 PM »
DT's next album:  Spontaneous Combustion




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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2327 on: October 16, 2010, 09:54:06 PM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2328 on: October 17, 2010, 07:03:00 AM »
I think it should be called Finally Free. :biggrin: :hat


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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2329 on: October 17, 2010, 07:10:28 AM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2330 on: October 17, 2010, 07:12:38 AM »
DT's next album:  Spontaneous Combustion




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Spinal Tap has already been referenced.

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2331 on: October 17, 2010, 08:11:19 AM »
MIKE PORTNOY LEFT DREAM THEATER  :o

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2332 on: October 17, 2010, 08:39:04 AM »
MIKE PORTNOY LEFT DREAM THEATER  :o
WHAT IS THIS!!! STOP THE PRESSES! WE NEED TO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT NOW!!!

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2333 on: October 17, 2010, 09:05:34 AM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2334 on: October 17, 2010, 09:13:40 AM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2335 on: October 17, 2010, 11:03:50 AM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2336 on: October 17, 2010, 11:09:31 AM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2337 on: October 17, 2010, 11:14:08 AM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2338 on: October 17, 2010, 11:21:25 AM »
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Brilliant!

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2339 on: October 17, 2010, 12:57:11 PM »
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Brilliant!

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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2340 on: October 17, 2010, 09:18:04 PM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2341 on: October 17, 2010, 09:24:48 PM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2342 on: October 17, 2010, 09:37:40 PM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2343 on: October 17, 2010, 09:56:33 PM »
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Re: Mike Portnoy leaves Dream Theater
« Reply #2344 on: October 17, 2010, 10:10:00 PM »
Dream Theatre.  Just to **** with everyone.
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