Sigz's Song Roulette

[King Postwhore]

Sigz, I'm having a hard time finding the studio song that I'd like to send you.  Could I send you a live version from youtube?

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I really, REALLY can't stand 80s music as a whole.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

[Sigz]

Sigz, I'm having a hard time finding the studio song that I'd like to send you.  Could I send you a live version from youtube?

As long as it's decent quality that's fine.

I really, REALLY can't stand 80s music as a whole.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

 

[King Postwhore]

PM'd!

[Birch Boy]

Now I'm really regretting sending that Napalm Death song

[73109]

Gotta think. I'll send it later.

[LieLowTheWantedMan]

I really, REALLY can't stand 80s music as a whole.

You're a smart one. I do like SOME 80s music but thats only if A. it was made by a 70s band (who didn't sell out) or B. if it in a more 70s style. The whole 80s style is god awful.

[Birch Boy]

A lot of very, very good bands would like a word with you.

[73109]

Sent.

lolwut still is wut, right?

[The King in Crimson]

You should try a twelve-pack of this delightful stuff called "Natural Ice". It's amazing. Best beer in the world, hands down.

PBR would like to have a word with you about that.

Wait, I was being very, very sarcastic about the natty ice. PBR ain't bad at all.

Oh sweet Sejenus, PBR is awful. I can't even drink it ironically.

But yes, Natty Ice is awful.

[Sigz]

The whole 80s style is god awful.

Yup. There's plenty of good music that was made in the 80s, but if it sounds like it's from the 80s, odds are it really sucks.

[ariich]

PM sent.

I WONDER HOW LONG IAN WILL TAKE THIS TIME.

[Sigz]

 

[ariich]

[Gorille85]

PM'd

[Sigz]

waitin' on birch.

[Birch Boy]

I'll send one tomorrow afternoon, sorry for the delay

[orcus116]

Tomo...wait what? Come AWN.

[ariich]

As a group we're being even slower than Sigz this round.

[orcus116]

So did BitchBoy send in his song?

[Sigz]

Penultimate Round:

Great submissions from everyone, there really wasn't a bad song in the bunch, it was pretty hard to rank.


Best:

BirchBoy - Tay Zonday - Chocolate Rain - Greatest song ever motherfuckers. Don't agree? Fuck you. The piano bit is actually really cool, and the drums, while insanely cheesy, work really well. Most importantly, it's pretty catchy, which is good, because you're gonna be hearing the same melody for five minutes. Even the verse and chorus have the same melody. Doesn't get more avant-garde than that bitches.


Very Good:

Orcus - Sleep In - Two Hands - This was a really cool song. Very mellow and restrained, and the percussion worked really well. Still, it's not chocolate rain.


Good:

Gorille - Cardiacs - Jibber and Twitch - Pretty much the kind of music I was expecting to get this round. Really crazy, psychotic, and quirky. Reminded me of a 'classic' prog band on crack.

Ariich - Mr. Bungle - Squeeze Me Macaroni - Mike Patton. I really need to get more Mr. Bungle, I don't know why I don't have more.

Cole - Tenacious D - Tribute - AWWWW YEAH Heard it before, but great song nonetheless.


Still good:

KingShmegland - Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell - Really cool song, with a nice latin vibe to it, but it got a little repetitive.


Meh:

Voxyn - Animal Collective - My Girls - Everyone seems to jack off all over this band, and I'd never really payed much attention to them. This song wasn't bad by any means, but it really didn't do a ton for me.



Score:

Arrich - 23
Orcus - 23
Gorille - 21
Voxyn - 16
Birch - 16
73109 - 15
Shmegland - 14


Final round! Alright, so for this last round please try to get your song in by Monday afternoon or so, so I can do this monday night, and then we'll be done before I move. If it doesn't get done then, it'll be at least a week before I can finish this.

The category will be 'short epic'. Send me a song you would describe as 'epic', but <6 minutes.

[Gorille85]

It's a shame you already know of Thrice for the short-epic song...Also, "A Clown's Mindtrap" by Unexpect is pretty much the definition of epicness and is well under the six minutes mark...Oh well, I'll have to think that one through.

[orcus116]

Chocolate Rain? Really? Kind of a lame safe choice.

[TheVoxyn]

Dammit.

[King Postwhore]

PM'd.

[Birch Boy]

Chocolate Rain? Really? Kind of a lame safe choice.

My reasoning when I picked it was actually "Well, I already screwed myself over with "You Suffer", so I mine as well just pick something that obviously will be at the bottom of the list"... I had no idea it was a safe choice.

[King Postwhore]

Chocolate Rain? Really? Kind of a lame safe choice.

My reasoning when I picked it was actually "Well, I already screwed myself over with "You Suffer", so I mine as well just pick something that obviously will be at the bottom of the list"... I had no idea it was a safe choice.

Happy Freakin Birthday to you, BB.

[LieLowTheWantedMan]

Hurray! Someone else likes Cardiacs!

[Gorille85]

Hurray! Someone else likes Cardiacs!

o/

[Birch Boy]

Chocolate Rain? Really? Kind of a lame safe choice.

My reasoning when I picked it was actually "Well, I already screwed myself over with "You Suffer", so I mine as well just pick something that obviously will be at the bottom of the list"... I had no idea it was a safe choice.

Happy Freakin Birthday to you, BB.

Thanks!

[orcus116]

Chocolate Rain? Really? Kind of a lame safe choice.

My reasoning when I picked it was actually "Well, I already screwed myself over with "You Suffer", so I mine as well just pick something that obviously will be at the bottom of the list"... I had no idea it was a safe choice.

It's something that everybody already knows, though. It'd be like submitting "Sweet Caroline" for most obnoxious song.

[Sigz]

What the hell is Sweet Caroline?

[antigoon]

HAAAANDS
TOUCHING HANDS
REACHING OUUUT
TOUCHING ME
TOUCHING YOU!

[orcus116]

SWEEEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE!

[Marvellous G]

THE GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEEM SO GOOD

I actually love that song, especially DMB's version.