Alright, for reals yo:
3. Eisley – Is pretty much the most wonderful band ever. Their combination of gorgeous harmonies and subtle instrumentation is bolstered by their core of brilliant songwriting, something many bands seem to forget. Their debut album Room Noises is just about perfect, and one of the best albums ever, and their second release Combinations is damn good as well. There isn’t much else to be said; they’re simply a damn good indie rock band made up of musicians who can not only write good songs but have the talent and creativity to make them great.
Also, Stacy Dupree is the most beautiful person ever and I'm going to marry her. They even have a song called "Ian is Amazingly Beautiful", which is about me. I don't care what their Myspace said about how its dedicated to that dude from New Found Glory. Seriously fuck that band. First the one bitch in it marries Sherri, only to dump her nine months later, AND RUNS OFF WITH HAYLEY WILLIAMS?! AND THEN another fucker in it gets a song written about him by Eisley? Fuck them I hope their tour bus goes off a cliff and they all burn to death in the molten wreckage.
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Yeah, so anyways there's two left.