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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #70 on: September 05, 2010, 07:39:32 PM »
Actually, the worst movies are right here: https://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

I made it halfway through Starfighters (#7) and even MST3K couldn't do much with it. It's literally watching planes refuel in midair for an hour.

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« Reply #71 on: September 05, 2010, 07:47:25 PM »
It's literally watching planes refuel in midair for an hour.

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« Reply #72 on: September 05, 2010, 08:07:54 PM »
The story behind the movie was the director wanted to make this pro Air Force movie so he stockpiled all the stock plane footage from them he could find and edited it together with a laughable storyline about some up and coming pilot whose goal is to test out a new plane. That's it. That's the whole god damn movie.

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« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2010, 10:46:49 PM »
Wow. :lol

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« Reply #74 on: September 06, 2010, 05:22:10 AM »
Why isn't Plan 9 on there?
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #75 on: September 08, 2010, 05:31:53 AM »
I love the MST3K version of "The Final Sacrifice".  ROSDOWER!

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« Reply #76 on: September 08, 2010, 07:28:15 AM »
I went to see a screening of the room on the lower east side a few weeks ago.  It was probably one of the best movie experiences I have ever had.  So much fun it was ridiculous.  Tons of crowd participation and yelling and screaming.  Everyone should go see a screening of this film.  It is amazing.
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« Reply #77 on: September 08, 2010, 08:26:42 AM »
I love the MST3K version of "The Final Sacrifice".  ROSDOWER!

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« Reply #78 on: September 17, 2010, 08:25:02 PM »
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« Reply #79 on: September 18, 2010, 09:21:30 AM »
I've seen this more times than i'd care to admit. My friend bought it and we always show it to people if they come over to hang out. Then they laugh during it, and cry a little afterwards
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« Reply #80 on: September 18, 2010, 11:22:22 PM »
Worst movie ever made? I don't know. My roommate and I tried to watch "Teeth," a movie about a girl who has teeth in her vag. It was pretty unbearable, even for a B-movie. We couldn't finish it.
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« Reply #81 on: September 19, 2010, 12:19:16 AM »
Just.... Click on this. Do it.
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« Reply #82 on: September 19, 2010, 12:44:15 AM »
Worst movie ever made? I don't know. My roommate and I tried to watch "Teeth," a movie about a girl who has teeth in her vag. It was pretty unbearable, even for a B-movie. We couldn't finish it.

No, you don't understand. Teeth is like The Godfather, Citizen kane and the matrix combined compared to The Room.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #83 on: September 19, 2010, 12:46:34 AM »
TEETH IS AMAZING
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« Reply #84 on: September 19, 2010, 12:53:03 AM »
Teeth gives jackie something to aspire to.
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« Reply #85 on: September 19, 2010, 05:50:43 AM »
Teeth gives jackie something to aspire to.
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« Reply #86 on: September 19, 2010, 08:06:56 AM »
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« Reply #87 on: September 19, 2010, 03:06:01 PM »
Another NC/TGWtG fan reporting in.  :tup



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« Reply #88 on: September 19, 2010, 05:28:24 PM »
I've gotta admit I can't really give The Room the worst movie ever title. Sure the acting is hilariously bad and the writing/plot is absolutely ridiculous but the production values are actually decent. I've seen FAR worse in terms of making everything about the movie absolutely suck *coughbirdemiccough*.

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« Reply #89 on: September 19, 2010, 05:38:37 PM »
Somebody watch this please: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5qrR_3dm8Y&feature=related
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« Reply #90 on: September 19, 2010, 05:42:11 PM »
Hahaha, yeah I've seen that.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #91 on: September 19, 2010, 05:44:59 PM »
I've gotta admit I can't really give The Room the worst movie ever title. Sure the acting is hilariously bad and the writing/plot is absolutely ridiculous but the production values are actually decent. I've seen FAR worse in terms of making everything about the movie absolutely suck *coughbirdemiccough*.

Yeah, I'd definitely say Birdemic is a top contender for this.
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« Reply #92 on: October 18, 2010, 04:55:08 PM »
I watched this movie again yesterday.  Amazing.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #94 on: October 18, 2010, 05:22:28 PM »
Worst movie ever made? I don't know. My roommate and I tried to watch "Teeth," a movie about a girl who has teeth in her vag. It was pretty unbearable, even for a B-movie. We couldn't finish it.

Yeah when my friends and I watched it we got through like half the movie then were like "Do we really want to see the rest of this?(No)" so we just fast forwarded through the rest of the movie pretty much.  So technically we finished it but we just skipped through a few parts. ha

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« Reply #95 on: November 13, 2010, 01:13:34 PM »
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #96 on: November 13, 2010, 01:31:36 PM »
Actually, the worst movies are right here: https://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

Wow 2007 must've been a bad year ._.

The worst movie I've ever watched was Last House on the Left >_> It's still the worst even when you remove the 15 minute gross rape scene >___>

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« Reply #97 on: November 14, 2010, 10:33:33 AM »
Last House? I can understand if you're sensitive to rape scenes, but calling it a bad film is ridiculous. Even the remake was decent. It has to be a brutal film. It is in the pantheon of revenge horror films, like The Hills Have Eyes, I Spit on Your Grave, A Clockwork Orange and even The Devils Rejects. They're all about asking what is the difference between the good guys and the bad guys. How is what the parents do to the gang any worse then what they did to her daughter? The answer most folk have is that they did it first and with malicious intent, so the retaliation is justified. Its a film that's supposed motivate one to reflect on their own beliefs and come to terms with the fact that under the right circumstances, we all have the potential to perform acts of evil.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #98 on: November 14, 2010, 11:56:17 AM »
TEETH IS AMAZING

It is a great movie, I remember we had movie night when I was in college and this came up, man I got a little uncomfortable during that movie.

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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #99 on: November 14, 2010, 01:09:17 PM »
Watching "The Room" now it's been a while since I've seen it.

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« Reply #100 on: November 14, 2010, 01:15:03 PM »
Last House? I can understand if you're sensitive to rape scenes, but calling it a bad film is ridiculous. Even the remake was decent. It has to be a brutal film. It is in the pantheon of revenge horror films, like The Hills Have Eyes, I Spit on Your Grave, A Clockwork Orange and even The Devils Rejects. They're all about asking what is the difference between the good guys and the bad guys. How is what the parents do to the gang any worse then what they did to her daughter? The answer most folk have is that they did it first and with malicious intent, so the retaliation is justified. Its a film that's supposed motivate one to reflect on their own beliefs and come to terms with the fact that under the right circumstances, we all have the potential to perform acts of evil.

Oh come on. She got shot in the back and somehow managed to swim 10K home during a hurricane?! WTF. >_> And he blows a guy's head up with a microwave with the appliance DOOR open? >_> He said he was a doctor, not an engineer. So dumb.

I didn't get that at all. I figured it was just bad scriptwriting because the characters' personality switched like 3 times during the movie.. and I didn't care if all of them died.

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« Reply #101 on: November 14, 2010, 02:51:38 PM »
Go watch the original film.

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« Reply #102 on: November 14, 2010, 03:11:39 PM »
Go watch the original film.

Dude I'm not talking about the original. That's like saying the DragonBall movie was amazing just because the cartoon is >_>

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« Reply #103 on: November 14, 2010, 03:49:23 PM »
Go watch the original film.

Dude I'm not talking about the original. That's like saying the DragonBall movie was amazing just because the cartoon is >_>
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Re: Worst Movie Ever Made... Ever
« Reply #104 on: November 16, 2010, 02:32:42 PM »
Boa vs Python, people. Too epic for words.

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