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Something worse than Kesha...
« on: July 12, 2010, 07:51:31 AM »
I say Kesha because a "$" symbol isn't a letter, and by worse I mean it's like 3 of her in a band, but all 3 individually are worse. Together, this could mean the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfWnIid5J8

 Someone posted a song by them in the "Worst Song You've Ever Heard" thread, and I think they deserve their own bashing thread.

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2010, 07:57:01 AM »
This may be the worst song I've ever heard.

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2010, 07:58:06 AM »
There goes three minutes I'll never get back.

And 30% of my brain cells just died.

In the Name of God, why are people like this allowed to be famous? Seriously? :facepalm:

Acting trashy and having no talent = latest pop star?


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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2010, 07:58:27 AM »
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2010, 08:02:37 AM »
There goes three minutes I'll never get back.

And 30% of my brain cells just died.

In the Name of God, why are people like this allowed to be famous? Seriously? :facepalm:

Acting trashy and having no talent = latest pop star?



I mean, I never thought pop artists like Britney Spears were that great of singers, but this is a new level of horrible that is almost unfathomable. I thought those Kesha songs were bad.
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2010, 08:47:44 AM »
Oh God these girls are far worse than Kesha. They are cuter though

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2010, 08:56:42 AM »
Kesha looks like an ugly tranny version of John Travolta.

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2010, 09:57:16 AM »
This may be the worst song I've ever heard.

This... it's almost too horrible to describe.
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2010, 11:00:05 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vp42IMszy0

Here they are live, with tons of people cheering them on
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2010, 11:02:37 AM »
wow. just wow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unDB3y1jW1U&has_verified=1 this is really really pathetic as well

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2010, 11:13:49 AM »
I just can't believe that teenagers are listening to this...it is quite depressing when you think about it.

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2010, 12:21:27 PM »
I just can't believe that teenagers are listening to this...it is quite depressing when you think about it.

It is. Welcome the new generation  :'(
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2010, 12:38:49 PM »
Seeing this made me mad
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2010, 12:49:24 PM »
I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2010, 01:00:22 PM »
meh.
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2010, 01:17:31 PM »
THE VUVUZELAS! THEY DO NOTHING!

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2010, 04:17:53 PM »
[tries to resist the urge of posting something about writing catchy pop songs taking talent and you being just prog elitists]

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2010, 04:21:44 PM »
I wouldn't say there's anything catchy about this song.
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2010, 04:23:18 PM »
[tries to resist the urge of posting something about writing catchy pop songs taking talent and you being just prog elitists]

Even if one were to say it was catchy, is this really the message we want this sort of music's demographic to be listening to? Sure, let's allow catchy music to be made about girls who want their a-l-c-o-h-o-l... Woooooo...

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2010, 04:28:26 PM »
Oh hey, this thread again.

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2010, 04:29:06 PM »
I wouldn't say there's anything catchy about this song.
It drilled into my mind and stayed there until I read some death/doom reviews on MA. So, unfortunately yes. (And that's after only listening to the first 30 seconds.)

[tries to resist the urge of posting something about writing catchy pop songs taking talent and you being just prog elitists]

Even if one were to say it was catchy, is this really the message we want this sort of music's demographic to be listening to? Sure, let's allow catchy music to be made about girls who want their a-l-c-o-h-o-l... Woooooo...

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2010, 04:33:10 PM »
I wouldn't say there's anything catchy about this song.
It drilled into my mind and stayed there until I read some death/doom reviews on MA. So, unfortunately yes. (And that's after only listening to the first 30 seconds.)

[tries to resist the urge of posting something about writing catchy pop songs taking talent and you being just prog elitists]

Even if one were to say it was catchy, is this really the message we want this sort of music's demographic to be listening to? Sure, let's allow catchy music to be made about girls who want their a-l-c-o-h-o-l... Woooooo...

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It was a sarcastic joke about what happened a while ago in the controversial thread :P

Hahaha fair enough... I was being a bit ironic anyway. Catchy music, whether it's written well or not, can still suck, but that's a discussion for the Lyrics Importance thread! Yay for cross-thread discussions... :lol

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2010, 04:35:37 PM »
Another song to add to my HLSS list for CSS reasons.

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2010, 04:37:51 PM »
[tries to resist the urge of posting something about writing catchy pop songs taking talent and you being just prog elitists]

I will say without a doubt that this in not catchy or well written. My one question is, Where the hell were these girls when I was younger?
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2010, 04:38:36 PM »
[tries to resist the urge of posting something about writing catchy pop songs taking talent and you being just prog elitists]

I will say without a doubt that this in not catchy or well written. My one question is, Where the hell were these girls when I was younger?

Elementary school?

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2010, 04:41:41 PM »
[tries to resist the urge of posting something about writing catchy pop songs taking talent and you being just prog elitists]

I will say without a doubt that this in not catchy or well written. My one question is, Where the hell were these girls when I was younger?

Elementary school?

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Nope, Not even a tinkle in their parents loins. :laugh:  At my equivalent age in the 80's :P :laugh:

I meant these kinds of girls. :D
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2010, 04:42:26 PM »
I wouldn't say there's anything catchy about this song.
It drilled into my mind and stayed there until I read some death/doom reviews on MA. So, unfortunately yes. (And that's after only listening to the first 30 seconds.)

Sucks to be you then. I had forgotten it 15 seconds after I clicked out.
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2010, 04:43:32 PM »
I agree.  Hell, I even like some of this kind of music (Lady Gaga, Katy Perry) but there's just nothing here catchy... and I hate the way she does the snotty rap/talk stuff... Ke$ha, that is.  Sorry I was expecting it to be her song....

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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2010, 04:44:28 PM »
I wouldn't say there's anything catchy about this song.
It drilled into my mind and stayed there until I read some death/doom reviews on MA. So, unfortunately yes. (And that's after only listening to the first 30 seconds.)

Sucks to be you then. I had forgotten it 15 seconds after I clicked out.
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« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2010, 04:45:13 PM »
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2010, 04:55:47 PM »
I don't have a problem with catchy pop songs. But this isn't catchy, it's irritating. I mean, come on... it doesn't even seem like they're trying. It's not rapping, and it's not singing either.. it's kind of like, talking in a bubbly-airhead-slut voice for 2 minutes with techno beats in the background.
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Re: Something worse than Kesha...
« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2010, 05:42:32 PM »
Brokencyde is still worse.
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« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2010, 05:45:23 PM »
The day someone creates something worse than Brokencyde will be the final sign that the end of the world is upon us - mankind has achieved the impossible.

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« Reply #34 on: July 12, 2010, 05:47:24 PM »
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