Author Topic: We will not risk another frontal assault.... (Read 7424 times)

lonestar · « **on:** July 08, 2010, 03:10:01 PM »

That rabbits dynamite!

Yes folks, this is THE official Monty Python and the Holy Grail appreciation thread. Let's give credit to this masterpiece of comedy.

"You can't base a system of government on some farcical aquatic ceremony!"

zxlkho · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:10:56 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on July 08, 2010, 03:10:01 PM

pffft. It's just a flesh wound.

Zydar · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:12:52 PM »

I love British humor, and Monty Python were the masters of it.

masterthes · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:15:13 PM »

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

zxlkho · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:17:53 PM »

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

lonestar · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:20:57 PM »

What also floats?

Apples
Trees
Very small rocks

Zydar · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:21:40 PM »

He IS the Messiah!

zxlkho · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:21:55 PM »

I'm going to watch this right now. Forget Crackdown 2.

Hyperplex · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:23:40 PM »

We fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles, already.

El Barto · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:25:02 PM »

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Brother Maynard: Amen.

Zydar · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:26:18 PM »

lonestar · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:30:07 PM »

Some day soon son, this will all be yours.

{lispy voice} What, the curtains?

Sigz · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:38:30 PM »

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.

Well I can understand that.

lonestar · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:40:25 PM »

COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!

Zydar · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:41:51 PM »

Bring out yer dead!

El Barto · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:43:18 PM »

This thread could set a record for the fastest complete recitation of an entire film.

Sigz · « **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:50:56 PM »

That's pretty much guaranteed anytime someone mentions this movie.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:54:58 PM »

*fighting back the urge to quote*
*hands shaking*

WHAT THE HELL!!

"Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ... I got better.
Crowd: Burn her anyway

sonatafanica · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2010, 04:01:22 PM »

....Arfican or European?

Well...I don't know tha- WOOOOOOAAAAH

masterthes · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2010, 04:09:54 PM »

We are the knights that say NIII

lonestar · « **Reply #20 on:** July 08, 2010, 05:52:36 PM »

We are just three score virgins between the ages of 18 and 23 dressing, undressing, bathing, making sexy underwearr.

RobD · « **Reply #21 on:** July 08, 2010, 06:03:49 PM »

Devin totally used the Intermission during the Ziltoid show!

At about 6mins in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVoIlqnnUYc

lonestar · « **Reply #22 on:** July 08, 2010, 06:11:14 PM »

Quote from: sonatafanica on July 08, 2010, 04:01:22 PM

....Arfican or European?

Well...I don't know tha- WOOOOOOAAAAH

How do you know so much about swallows?

Well you have to know these things when your the king.

skydivingninja · « **Reply #23 on:** July 08, 2010, 07:34:32 PM »

"Do you think this scene should've been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it. But now I'm glad!"

El Barto · « **Reply #24 on:** July 08, 2010, 08:11:25 PM »

Quote from: skydivingninja on July 08, 2010, 07:34:32 PM

"Do you think this scene should've been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it. But now I'm glad!"

GET ON WITH IT!

Hyperplex · « **Reply #25 on:** July 08, 2010, 09:09:39 PM »

And the aptly named, Sir Not Appearing in this Film...

73109 · « **Reply #26 on:** July 08, 2010, 09:11:20 PM »

Quote from: Zydar on July 08, 2010, 03:41:51 PM

Bring out yer dead!

BONG!!!

I CAN STILL BITE YOU!!!

UnutterableSquid · « **Reply #27 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:05:42 PM »

"When I first came, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one, that sank into the swamp. So I built a third: That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!"

lonestar · « **Reply #28 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:19:37 PM »

Lancelot- "The peril is just too perilous for you"
Galahad- "Oh just let me enjoy a little bit of the peril"

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 09, 2010, 10:58:04 AM »

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni!" at will to old ladies.

KevShmev · « **Reply #30 on:** July 09, 2010, 11:39:46 AM »

"Build a bridge out of her!"

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #31 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:15:28 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjUoaOiErFo&feature=related

Knights of the Round Table, WITH LEGO.

lonestar · « **Reply #32 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:19:01 PM »

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on August 22, 2010, 07:15:28 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjUoaOiErFo&feature=related

Knights of the Round Table, WITH LEGO.

ScioPath · « **Reply #33 on:** August 22, 2010, 08:07:38 PM »

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off
And his penis...

"Well that's enough music for now, lads..."

Brave Sir Robin ran away - "No!"
Bravely ran away, away - "I didn't!"
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled - "No!"
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

TheVoxyn · « **Reply #34 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:39:18 AM »

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

News: Track-by-track video for Untethered Angel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Co1_h0GtAw

Author Topic: We will not risk another frontal assault.... (Read 7424 times)