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Offline Infinite Cactus

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Random John Petrucci Question.
« on: July 05, 2010, 12:34:57 AM »
It suddenly dawned on me that JP hasn't been clean shaven in any pictures since about 1993 or so. My question is: What is the most recent picture of John Petrucci without a beard or goatee?
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2010, 12:38:12 AM »
I think he just likes having a goatee. I've had mine for years, I never shave it off.
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2010, 12:40:10 AM »
inb4 some kind of joke relating John Petrucci to a bear.
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2010, 01:05:47 AM »
I think if he shaved now, JMX wouldn't be the only one without facial hair now that JLB is growing his goatee out! I think they want to keep JMX as the only clean-shaven man in the band at this point... it makes him look as young as he did back in the early 90's, thus adding to his supernatural immortality...

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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2010, 03:49:50 AM »
I dunno about JP, but James shouldn't shave his beard no matter what. He looks so badass these days, and growing the beard is the best thing that ever happened to him in terms of showmanship.  :)
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2010, 03:59:44 AM »
Quote from: ZBomber on July 05, 2010, 12:40:10 AM
inb4 some kind of joke relating John Petrucci to a bear.

Too easy.
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2010, 07:29:44 AM »
JP is the bear them.
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2010, 07:34:18 AM »
Ever since I could grow a beard I've have a gotee or a beard. I think, like me he just likes it.
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2010, 07:35:27 AM »
Quote from: Unimatrix on July 05, 2010, 07:29:44 AM
JP is the bear them.

OK, that was pretty good.
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2010, 07:41:46 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on July 05, 2010, 03:59:44 AM
Quote from: ZBomber on July 05, 2010, 12:40:10 AM
inb4 some kind of joke relating John Petrucci to a bear.

Too easy.

Am I the only one who thinks that these JP = bear jokes have gotten stale over the time?
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2010, 09:02:46 AM »
Quote from: tri.ad on July 05, 2010, 07:41:46 AM
Quote from: Gadough on July 05, 2010, 03:59:44 AM
Quote from: ZBomber on July 05, 2010, 12:40:10 AM
inb4 some kind of joke relating John Petrucci to a bear.

Too easy.

Am I the only one who thinks that these JP = bear jokes have gotten stale over the time?

Well, it is getting a bit old, but most of the jokes I can bear
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2010, 09:58:49 AM »
Eh, I can bearly stand them.

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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2010, 10:11:22 AM »
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2010, 05:01:54 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 05, 2010, 07:35:27 AM
Quote from: Unimatrix on July 05, 2010, 07:29:44 AM
JP is the bear them.

OK, that was pretty good.

It was excellent.  :lol

Well played, Pennywise.
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2010, 07:05:37 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on July 05, 2010, 05:01:54 PM
Quote from: Jamesman on July 05, 2010, 07:35:27 AM
Quote from: Unimatrix on July 05, 2010, 07:29:44 AM
JP is the bear them.

OK, that was pretty good.

It was excellent.  :lol

Well played, Pennywise.
Excellent because you're still kind of new; after seeing them so many times...

Dangit, rumby already used the one I was going to say.
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2010, 09:07:35 PM »
Quote from: Shadow2222 on July 05, 2010, 09:02:46 AM
Quote from: tri.ad on July 05, 2010, 07:41:46 AM
Quote from: Gadough on July 05, 2010, 03:59:44 AM
Quote from: ZBomber on July 05, 2010, 12:40:10 AM
inb4 some kind of joke relating John Petrucci to a bear.

Too easy.

Am I the only one who thinks that these JP = bear jokes have gotten stale over the time?

Well, it is getting a bit old, but most of the jokes I can bear

 :rollin :clap:
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2010, 02:21:25 AM »
I suspected as much. :\
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2010, 01:12:28 PM »
Does JP shit in the woods?
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2010, 01:36:37 PM »
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2010, 04:16:45 AM »
 :metal :lol
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2010, 10:29:42 AM »
That picture is damn funny.
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2010, 04:40:09 PM »
JP was clean-shaven around 1995-1996, watch Five Years in a LIVEtime.
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2010, 12:13:37 AM »
Quote from: ddtonfire on July 09, 2010, 04:40:09 PM
JP was clean-shaven around 1995-1996, watch Five Years in a LIVEtime.

I just turned it on. So far he has a goatee.


Also, anyone noticed that JP was right at the begining? He said it was gonna suck, and it didn't turn out that well?

It seems he's clean shaven around the first awake tour.
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2010, 02:23:02 AM »
I just saw a picture of Steve Lukather over on David Paich's facebook. He sort of looks like JP with short hair 10 years from now
https://www.facebook.com/paich99#!/photo.php?pid=266257&id=114208968604116
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2010, 02:32:40 AM »
Quote from: SystematicThought on July 10, 2010, 02:23:02 AM
I just saw a picture of Steve Lukather over on David Paich's facebook. He sort of looks like JP with short hair 10 years from now
https://www.facebook.com/paich99#!/photo.php?pid=266257&id=114208968604116

Holy shit...
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Re: Random John Petrucci Question.
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2010, 04:03:42 AM »
actually JP's strategy is cutting hair and raising moustache. ;D
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