What is the worst song you've ever heard?

[Darkes7]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2I5Ps8igYo

Waking the Cadaver - Chased through the woods by a rapist

I think we have the winner.

[TheOutlawXanadu]

Anything off Anal Cunt's Picnic of Love.

[Sigz]

You guys are just picking songs you don't like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me0nsP_s7Rs

That is genuinely bad. Awful instrumentation, lyrics, production, arrangement, vocals.

>implying 'worst song' can be objectively determined

[ZBomber]

fake edit: "Day 11: Love" by Ayreon is way up there too.

Oh god the horror.

Is it really that bad?

[Sigz]

Is it the worst song I've ever heard? No.

But dear christ it tries to be.

[sneakyblueberry]

Ke$ha - Tik Tok

I'm pretty sure they play this to torture Hitler in Hell, in tandem with shoving that pineapple up his ass.

[ZBomber]

Is it the worst song I've ever heard? No.

But dear christ it tries to be.

  I haven't heard that song yet, but the rest of the songs I heard from that album were awesome, so that is a little disappointing.

[CountVoorhees]

Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat

Fucking horrible.

[Sigz]

Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat

Fucking horrible.

I hate you so much right now.

[sneakyblueberry]

Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat

Fucking horrible.

Failurest of the failures

[CountVoorhees]

That's fine, that song still sucks though.

[sneakyblueberry]

[CountVoorhees]

Who's that?

[Sigz]

Someone far cooler than you.

[CountVoorhees]

Oh.


EDIT:
Oh yeah, isn't that their spastic, rabid Chihuahua singer dude?

[Gadough]

Anything off Anal Cunt's Picnic of Love.

That album is great for a laugh.

[The Awesome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snujDM7mpyI

[Birch Boy]

[Insert Coheed And Cambria song here]

[bout to crash]

Impossible to choose one but this is literally the first song that popped into my head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CFaHPLnD-M

Makes me nauseous because it's terrible and it reminds me of the emo guy I dated who ruined my life by giving me a mix CD with this on it. (For the record, I hated the song when I still liked the guy, so it's not that  )

fake edit: "Day 11: Love" by Ayreon is way up there too.

Really?? I love that one; it's wonderfully corny.

and  at the rapist one

[Gadough]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snujDM7mpyI

As much as I love BTBAM, that song is pure shit. I really can't believe it's on the same album as Selkies.

[Fluffy Lothario]

[Insert Coheed And Cambria song here]

 

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Seals and Croft - Diamond Girls

[ACID_FOX]

Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat

Fucking horrible.

[Sigz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snujDM7mpyI

As much as I love BTBAM, that song is pure shit. I really can't believe it's on the same album as Selkies.

I hate you both.

[Gadough]

You know how when people who don't like metal describe it as "random noise" or "mindless banging on instruments?"

They're probably referring to that BTBAM song. Or rather, any BTBAM song pre-Colors (minus Selkies).

Sigz, make my death quick and painless if you must kill me.

[Birch Boy]

LOLBETWEENTHEBURIEDANDME

[Perpetual Change]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snujDM7mpyI

As much as I love BTBAM, that song is pure shit. I really can't believe it's on the same album as Selkies.

This. What a waste of an amazing intro.

[sonatafanica]

[Insert Coheed And Cambria song here]

[Perpetual Change]

You know how when people who don't like metal describe it as "random noise" or "mindless banging on instruments?"

They're probably referring to that BTBAM song. Or rather, any BTBAM song pre-Colors (minus Selkies).

Sigz, make my death quick and painless if you must kill me.

Being Prog is the best think BtBaM ever decided to do. Aside from making pretty good progressive music, Between the Buried and Me make some of the most bland, generic metalcore music I've heard thus far.

[Sigz]

Jesus christ you people are insane. Self-titled, Silent Circus, and Alaska are all fantastic albums.

And I would hardly call anything BTBAM has done 'generic metalcore'. Go listen to Bring Me the Horizon or some shit if you want generic.

You know how when people who don't like metal describe it as "random noise" or "mindless banging on instruments?"

They're probably referring to that BTBAM song. Or rather, any BTBAM song pre-Colors (minus Selkies).

No, they're probably referring to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIB9Cai5kZ4

[TL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snujDM7mpyI

As much as I love BTBAM, that song is pure shit. I really can't believe it's on the same album as Selkies.

This. What a waste of an amazing intro.

My thought exactly. I mean, the intro sounded pretty good, and then someone had to go and take a shit in the booth.

Anyway;
Back to songs that will make you lose any shred of faith in humanity you may still have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-osL8q4Ao3w&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-PLBCQjeDQ
He gets to the song at 1:51.

[Perpetual Change]

I have all those albums. Alaska is the only good one.

[In The Wake Of Poseidon]

You know how when people who don't like metal describe it as "random noise" or "mindless banging on instruments?"

They're probably referring to that BTBAM song. Or rather, any BTBAM song pre-Colors (minus Selkies).

Sigz, make my death quick and painless if you must kill me.

Being Prog is the best think BtBaM ever decided to do. Aside from making pretty good progressive music, Between the Buried and Me make some of the most bland, generic metalcore music I've heard thus far.

You know how when people who don't like metal describe it as "random noise" or "mindless banging on instruments?"

They're probably referring to that BTBAM song. Or rather, any BTBAM song pre-Colors (minus Selkies).

Sigz, make my death quick and painless if you must kill me.

Fuck Colors, fuck TGM, Alaska is supreme.

[Genowyn]

Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat

Fucking horrible.

[Insert Coheed And Cambria song here]

There is not enough facepalm in the world. The amount of facepalm required to express my distaste at these comments would require a monitor so large that it would require every particle in the universe to exist.

[Gadough]

....How did this turn into the Controversial Music Opinions thread? lol