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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #140 on: July 04, 2010, 03:02:08 PM »
As a general idea, this thread could have been great and full of hilariously bad songs. (EDIT: Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqa-HYihaZo)

Unfortunately it's just full of perfectly adequate songs that people happen to not like.

She did some kick ass editing on that midi  :P

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #141 on: July 04, 2010, 04:49:32 PM »
As a general idea, this thread could have been great and full of hilariously bad songs. (EDIT: Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqa-HYihaZo)

Unfortunately it's just full of perfectly adequate songs that people happen to not like.

I....genuinely feel that I have not heard a worse song than the one I posted.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #142 on: July 04, 2010, 05:21:06 PM »
I hate the Trololo song and don't understand why everyone finds it so funny.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #143 on: July 04, 2010, 05:35:02 PM »
I still say its Emmure - Sound Wave Superior.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #144 on: July 04, 2010, 06:16:21 PM »
Anything by Paul Holmes.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #145 on: July 07, 2010, 09:19:04 PM »
Waka Waka and Popo Zao

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #146 on: July 08, 2010, 02:57:10 AM »
Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat

Fucking horrible.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #147 on: July 08, 2010, 03:45:56 PM »
-"Blah Blah Blah" by Ke$ha.
-"Yes we Can" by Made in Mexico.
-"Formless, Faceless, Nameless" by Destruction.
-Goregrind/Porngrind in general.
-Whatever BrokenCYDE genre is in general. 
-There's a local douche singer called Silvestre Dangond here in Colombia that had a hit song named "Me Gusta, Me Gusta" ("I like it, I like it"). The first time I heard that song I didn't care much and thought it was an average catchy song... BUT WHEN YOU HEAR IT THE 23352463452985238230948th TIME OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS YOU JUST RAGE ENDLESSLY WHILE YOU FEEL HOW YOUR EARS ARE FULLY COVERED IN BLOOD

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #149 on: July 10, 2010, 02:04:11 PM »
Isn't Pornogrind basically Grindcore with misogynist lyrics?
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #150 on: July 10, 2010, 02:05:48 PM »
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #151 on: July 10, 2010, 02:07:40 PM »
lolpornogrind  :lol
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #152 on: July 10, 2010, 02:45:21 PM »
Amputated are pornogrind.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #153 on: July 10, 2010, 02:49:36 PM »
California Girls(the new crappy pop song, don't even know the skank that sings it).  Had it in my head all last night after hearing it via some dumb bitches ipod in the train, almost snuffed myself.  Seriously.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #154 on: July 10, 2010, 02:54:12 PM »
California Girls(the new crappy pop song, don't even know the skank that sings it).  Had it in my head all last night after hearing it via some dumb bitches ipod in the train, almost snuffed myself.  Seriously.
I saw the video this morning, which was really weird.  It's Katy Perry, with Snoop Dog.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #155 on: July 10, 2010, 02:54:31 PM »
California Girls(the new crappy pop song, don't even know the skank that sings it).  Had it in my head all last night after hearing it via some dumb bitches ipod in the train, almost snuffed myself.  Seriously.

I first read that as California Dreaming, and thought I was gonna have to smack a bitch.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #156 on: July 10, 2010, 03:10:11 PM »
California Girls(the new crappy pop song, don't even know the skank that sings it).  Had it in my head all last night after hearing it via some dumb bitches ipod in the train, almost snuffed myself.  Seriously.

I first read that as California Dreaming, and thought I was gonna have to smack a bitch.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #157 on: July 10, 2010, 07:11:10 PM »
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #158 on: July 10, 2010, 08:55:12 PM »
California Girls(the new crappy pop song, don't even know the skank that sings it).  Had it in my head all last night after hearing it via some dumb bitches ipod in the train, almost snuffed myself.  Seriously.
I saw the video this morning, which was really weird.  It's Katy Perry, with Snoop Dog.

I like that song  :blush

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #159 on: July 10, 2010, 09:09:06 PM »
California Girls(the new crappy pop song, don't even know the skank that sings it).  Had it in my head all last night after hearing it via some dumb bitches ipod in the train, almost snuffed myself.  Seriously.
I saw the video this morning, which was really weird.  It's Katy Perry, with Snoop Dog.

I like that song  :blush

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #160 on: July 10, 2010, 09:41:22 PM »
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #161 on: July 10, 2010, 10:27:17 PM »
Without looking through this thread, im assuming that theres some Brokencyde in here.

That is my choice.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #162 on: July 10, 2010, 11:15:34 PM »
California Girls(the new crappy pop song, don't even know the skank that sings it).  Had it in my head all last night after hearing it via some dumb bitches ipod in the train, almost snuffed myself.  Seriously.
I saw the video this morning, which was really weird.  It's Katy Perry, with Snoop Dog.

I like that song  :blush
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #163 on: July 11, 2010, 03:05:21 AM »
-"Yes we Can" by Made in Mexico.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #164 on: July 11, 2010, 08:05:23 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvRVAZwBVzY

This sucks so much that it's incredibly awesome.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #165 on: July 11, 2010, 09:47:46 AM »
*snip*
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #166 on: July 11, 2010, 09:56:13 AM »
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #167 on: July 11, 2010, 06:44:38 PM »
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What is the worst song you've ever heard?

Clearly you haven't heard many songs then.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #168 on: July 12, 2010, 06:50:44 AM »
Sorry if this has been posted, but oh god...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59YdPucCkZU

"She's Mad"

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also first lyric is "She's mad and I know why, simply cause she's not I"

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #169 on: July 12, 2010, 07:44:52 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJsVqePkLjo&feature=related

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #170 on: July 12, 2010, 07:47:45 AM »
Dumb bitches having fun on stage.

I would hit that.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #171 on: July 12, 2010, 09:04:33 AM »
California Girls(the new crappy pop song, don't even know the skank that sings it).  Had it in my head all last night after hearing it via some dumb bitches ipod in the train, almost snuffed myself.  Seriously.
I saw the video this morning, which was really weird.  It's Katy Perry, with Snoop Dog.

The song sucks, but Katy Perry is ungodly hot.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #172 on: July 12, 2010, 11:12:46 AM »
California Girls(the new crappy pop song, don't even know the skank that sings it).  Had it in my head all last night after hearing it via some dumb bitches ipod in the train, almost snuffed myself.  Seriously.
I saw the video this morning, which was really weird.  It's Katy Perry, with Snoop Dog.

The song sucks, but Katy Perry is ungodly hot.

Not really
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #173 on: July 12, 2010, 11:19:05 AM »
*snip*
Some things never change.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #174 on: July 12, 2010, 11:26:28 AM »
California Girls(the new crappy pop song, don't even know the skank that sings it).  Had it in my head all last night after hearing it via some dumb bitches ipod in the train, almost snuffed myself.  Seriously.
I saw the video this morning, which was really weird.  It's Katy Perry, with Snoop Dog.

The song sucks, but Katy Perry is ungodly hot.

Not really

Fine, but now I won't mail you any pizza rolls. Anyway, Cheah Beah featuring snoop dogg, is pretty horrible
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