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What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« on: July 02, 2010, 12:36:41 PM »
There are two that immediately come to mind for me. One is "Achey Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus. It manages to be both terrible and catchy, which is about the worst combination you can get in a song.

The other is "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy. No explanation needed really.

What about you?

fake edit: "Day 11: Love" by Ayreon is way up there too.
"Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us; they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them."

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2010, 12:40:40 PM »
That Brokencyde song.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2010, 12:40:55 PM »
fake edit: "Day 11: Love" by Ayreon is way up there too.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2010, 12:45:20 PM »
The late 90s in general were a bad time for pop music:
"Livin La Vida Loca"
"The Macarena"
"Mambo No. 5"
"Zoot Suit Riot"

uggggh.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2010, 12:46:00 PM »
That ketchup song a few years ago was an abomination to my ears.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2010, 12:47:54 PM »
Probably A Milli by Lil Wayne

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2010, 12:56:29 PM »
Probably this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59rnVGzRmZo
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2010, 12:57:48 PM »
"Who Let the Dogs Out" is up there.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2010, 01:00:46 PM »
I can't put my finger on an exact one, but I have a list a mile long of songs that when I hear them, they're the worst ever:

Anything by Nickelback, Creed, Staind, etc.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2010, 01:01:27 PM »
I though Creed is at least decent...
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2010, 01:08:19 PM »
"Mambo No. 5"
This. My girlfriend back in high school thought this was the coolest song ever. She also thought Coyote Ugly was an awesome movie. Needless to say it didn't work out.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2010, 01:13:14 PM »
Probably this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59rnVGzRmZo
"This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."
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look up "Emmure - Sound Wave Superior" in that case. The video is from the record label's channel, or at least I think it is. So I see no reason why it would be blocked.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2010, 01:24:17 PM »
It's bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2010, 01:25:10 PM »
It's bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
:lol

Yeah this.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2010, 01:36:29 PM »
You Really Got Me - any version.

One Way or Another - Blondie.

Those two have been really grating on me lately, for some reason.  They've always sucked, but I've been hearing them a lot or something I guess.  Maybe not "worst songs I've ever heard", but right now I hate 'em as much as anything.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2010, 01:46:17 PM »
The Real Slim Shady  ¬.¬


and the Macarena.
Oh, and that chicken dance song.  Actually, any of those 'dance' tracks they play at parties.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2010, 02:13:14 PM »
I've never loathed a song as much as I loathe Owl City's Fireflies. So that. I'm sure there's more, which includes every song by lady Gaga ever.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2010, 02:19:36 PM »
Ooooooh how I hate Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus. Hearing them just makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs with a rusty nail

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2010, 02:57:47 PM »
The Real Slim Shady  ¬.¬

Terrible, you should feel bad.

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Re: On an unrelated note, fuck Frank Lloyd Wright
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2010, 03:02:23 PM »
The Real Slim Shady  ¬.¬

Terrible, you should feel bad.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2010, 03:03:01 PM »
The first time I heard it I wasn't fussed.

The 7483927489327589 time, well, I wanted to strangle someone.  :D

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2010, 03:04:48 PM »
This is tough. There are so many craptastic songs out there, but mnost usually have some quality about them that keep them from topping the list. Even though many crappy songs that fall under the guise of 'catchy' toe the line that separates that from 'infectuous.'

Off the top of my head: Rock Lobster.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2010, 03:13:03 PM »
I though Creed is at least decent...
Creed's cool, no problems there.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2010, 03:20:53 PM »
Pearl Jam - "Daughter"

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2010, 04:09:03 PM »
"Mambo No. 5"
What's wrong with it? It's actually a lot of fun and a song I actually enjoyed dancing to (unlike 99% of modern pop which does nothing else than fucking my ears, usually with insane bass overkill).

Still, there is only one song that caused an incredible pain after only 50 seconds, and that is Brokencyde - Freaxxx, so I think they have no competition.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2010, 04:14:19 PM »
"Frankie Teardrop" by Suicide. It's the most monotonous, retarded pile of musical shit any idiot has ever shit out. And it's 10 FUCKING MINUTES LONG. Listen to it if you dare, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2010, 04:15:37 PM »
Kiely Williams - Spectacular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J96ujGstSUw

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2010, 04:25:45 PM »
You guys are just picking songs you don't like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me0nsP_s7Rs

That is genuinely bad. Awful instrumentation, lyrics, production, arrangement, vocals.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2010, 04:35:16 PM »
You guys are just picking songs you don't like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me0nsP_s7Rs

That is genuinely bad. Awful instrumentation, lyrics, production, arrangement, vocals.
No, the song I posted is terrible for the exact same reasons.
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2010, 04:39:17 PM »
Exception that proves the rule then.

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2010, 04:43:43 PM »
You guys are just picking songs you don't like.

*looks at thread title*

*thinks about it for a second*

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2010, 04:53:08 PM »
You guys are just picking songs you don't like.

*looks at thread title*

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I think he means that there's a difference between "bad" and "worst". Like Nirvana isn't the worst band I have ever heard, but I hate them. See?
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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2010, 06:17:52 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2I5Ps8igYo

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Re: What is the worst song you've ever heard?
« Reply #34 on: July 02, 2010, 06:23:06 PM »
I dunno about worst, but Kid Rock's All Summer Long must be one of the most pitiful.