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Offline bertoltus

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Guess the misheard lyrics!
« on: June 18, 2010, 02:55:22 PM »
I know threads like this have already been made in the past, but back then they were quite funny. I think it's time for a revival!

This one should be rather easy:

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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2010, 03:02:50 PM »
Hmmm...

"Watching mortality, I mow the lawn" would be my guess.

(The Killing Hand; "Wanting mortality, I'm all alone")
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2010, 03:15:34 PM »
Quote from: tri.ad on June 18, 2010, 03:02:50 PM
Hmmm...

"Watching mortality, I mow the lawn" would be my guess.

(The Killing Hand; "Wanting mortality, I'm all alone")
Of course that's right.
Next one's just as easy, I'll save the more difficult stuff for tomorrow.

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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2010, 04:11:34 PM »
Is that 'death is the first dancing turtle'?
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2010, 04:15:31 PM »
nice lol.

This is shaping up to be an awesome thread.
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2010, 10:09:32 PM »
Such win has already ensued. Keep going. :D
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2010, 10:24:25 PM »
You should make one for "FUCK THIS WHORE".

Wait. Don't.
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2010, 12:52:47 AM »
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2010, 01:22:00 AM »
Redemption for you, manatee.
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2010, 04:18:51 AM »
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2010, 04:22:43 AM »
Drink a troll!  :biggrin:

Nice drawings BTW.
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2010, 04:26:34 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on June 19, 2010, 04:22:43 AM
Drink a troll!  :biggrin:

Nice drawings BTW.
Right! (and thx :D)
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2010, 05:06:36 AM »
It would be nice if you guys wrote the original lyrics with the misheard ones, since I have no idea in which song did you hear ''Drink a troll.''
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2010, 05:54:43 AM »
Quote from: Mladen on June 19, 2010, 05:06:36 AM
It would be nice if you guys wrote the original lyrics with the misheard ones, since I have no idea in which song did you hear ''Drink a troll.''

Voices:

Thought disorder
Dream control

or

Fuck this whore
Drink a troll
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2010, 07:06:03 AM »
Whoa, never crossed my mind.  :lol
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2010, 12:18:27 PM »
I see a misheard lyric for "SUCKING IN HIS PIPE" in the near future :neverusethis:
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2010, 01:21:49 PM »
I'VE BEEN A GENTLEMEN!
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2010, 01:30:45 PM »
I PREY THE HEN BY CANDLELIGHTS
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2010, 01:48:18 PM »
WHAT'S THE SMELL OF FARTING GIVES NEW MEANING TO AN OLIVE!
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2010, 01:39:47 AM »
WON'T LET THEM FEEL ME WITH FELT ELASTIC RUBBER DAVES!!!!!!

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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2010, 02:26:11 AM »
SOBFBVBJVJBJFJND

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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2010, 01:33:37 AM »
Would you like to see our secret holy bass? (TCOT)
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2010, 11:48:15 AM »
God, I'm high. Amish steak.
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2010, 11:11:35 AM »
Quote from: John94 on June 21, 2010, 11:48:15 AM
God, I'm high. Amish steak.
Great ima hear this every time lol
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2010, 12:32:17 PM »
Quote from: John94 on June 21, 2010, 11:48:15 AM
God, I'm high. Amish steak.
Uhm... What song again?
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2010, 12:34:04 PM »
Quote from: Mladen on June 22, 2010, 12:32:17 PM
Quote from: John94 on June 21, 2010, 11:48:15 AM
God, I'm high. Amish steak.
Uhm... What song again?

Sacrificed Sons
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2010, 02:00:25 PM »
-"I feel Elaine. I feel the breast!"
-"Qué es eso hard for me"
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2010, 05:16:17 AM »
Top one is Voices.

-"I feel Elaine. I feel the breast!"

I think -I feel the leg, I feel the breast- is a much more funner misheard.
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2010, 02:37:00 PM »
Quote from: emindead on June 22, 2010, 02:00:25 PM
-"Qué es eso hard for me"
These walls?
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2010, 05:37:09 PM »
CAPTAIN SEEXXX!!



One I came up with :P : 'These Alsasians that keep hunting mee, won't liiiick maah haand!!'
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2010, 06:02:46 PM »
Quote from: Pierced Brosnan on June 23, 2010, 05:37:09 PM
One I came up with :P : 'These Alsasians that keep hunting mee, won't liiiick maah haand!!'

 :lol

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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2010, 07:35:42 PM »
Wither:  "This Baroness consumes me"

Metropolis:  "As a man, my DOGGIES have caught up with me"
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2010, 08:59:20 PM »
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2010, 01:56:14 PM »
...the great ascent to reach Ohio State.
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Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2010, 05:37:28 PM »
Quote from: 2Timer on June 24, 2010, 01:56:14 PM
...the great ascent to reach Ohio State.
A rite of passage.

here is one:

"I live in this push-on's, with or without jews."
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Quote from: Adami on November 08, 2010, 09:38:57 PM
I imagined the story to go more like this.

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