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Offline Dimitrius

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Did you ever hear...
« on: April 02, 2010, 12:48:39 AM »
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?  I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise, that he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side that he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying.
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Re: Did you ever hear...
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2010, 06:06:05 AM »
IS IT POSSIBLE TO LEARN THESE POWAAHHS?
Getting awful crowded in my sky.

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Re: Did you ever hear...
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2010, 09:32:55 AM »
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Re: Did you ever hear...
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2010, 09:42:49 AM »
It's really convenient that you're telling me this now, because my wife who used to be a strong, take-charge character but has inexplicably transformed into a whimpering idiot is probably going to die in childbirth, although I'm not sure what logical reason I have for thinking this.

Wow, this is awesome!  I can save my wife without any negative side effects whatsoever!

You're a real pal, Palpatine.  What's your name on Twitter so I can follow you?

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Re: Did you ever hear...
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2010, 11:07:32 AM »
IS IT POSSIBLE TO LEARN THESE POWAAHHS?
Not from a Jedi.
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.