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Offline Chino

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I have never seen Star Wars.
« on: April 01, 2010, 09:32:55 AM »
No this is not an April fools. I assume there are a bunch of references on this forum that I don't get.

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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 09:33:35 AM »
Plus one on that.
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 09:35:02 AM »
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 09:35:36 AM »
No wonder you liked avatar so much.
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 09:38:37 AM »
No wonder you liked avatar so much.

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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 09:39:38 AM »
No wonder you liked avatar so much.

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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 09:50:56 AM »
You've seen Avatar 70 times, but you haven't seen Star Wars once?
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 10:06:58 AM »
Isn't this an arrestable offence?
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 10:43:22 AM »
You've seen Avatar 70 times, but you haven't seen Star Wars once?
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 10:48:39 AM »
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 10:49:43 AM »
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 10:54:10 AM »
I know someone else like this too.  But he's seen the Family guy episodes.  So he still fails.
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2010, 11:13:45 AM »
I find this hard to believe, especially with all the references that have found their way into pop culture...

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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2010, 11:26:34 AM »
I have never seen them either

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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2010, 11:31:19 AM »
I have never seen them either
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2010, 11:45:00 AM »
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2010, 12:49:19 PM »
I haven't seen all parts of it either, but I get most of the references, actually (but not those who go far into detail of the movies).
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2010, 12:52:06 PM »
I haven't seen all parts of it either, but I get most of the references, actually (but not those who go far into detail of the movies).
This. I try to watch some of films every now and again but I just can't. I don't understand why people watching them in this day and age still like them. So cornball. A friend and I actually laughed out loud when Darth Vader said "I am your father".

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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2010, 12:52:50 PM »
I haven't seen all parts of it either, but I get most of the references, actually (but not those who go far into detail of the movies).
This. I try to watch some of films every now and again but I just can't. I don't understand why people watching them in this day and age still like them. So cornball. A friend and I actually laughed out loud when Darth Vader said "I am your father".

*sets up flameshield*
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2010, 12:59:19 PM »
I have never seen them either
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2010, 01:40:43 PM »
I haven't seen all parts of it either, but I get most of the references, actually (but not those who go far into detail of the movies).
This. I try to watch some of films every now and again but I just can't. I don't understand why people watching them in this day and age still like them. So cornball. A friend and I actually laughed out loud when Darth Vader said "I am your father".

*sets up flameshield*
Luke's response is even more pathetic.

But hey, what a classic scene. Completely flawless. Perfect cinema. Beyond criticism.

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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2010, 01:42:47 PM »
I haven't seen all parts of it either, but I get most of the references, actually (but not those who go far into detail of the movies).
This. I try to watch some of films every now and again but I just can't. I don't understand why people watching them in this day and age still like them. So cornball. A friend and I actually laughed out loud when Darth Vader said "I am your father".

*sets up flameshield*
Luke's response is even more pathetic.

But hey, what a classic scene. Completely flawless. Perfect cinema. Beyond criticism.

I don't think anyone has ever called that scene 'perfect cinema'.
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2010, 01:43:32 PM »
I've seen them but they aren't that epic.

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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2010, 01:46:14 PM »
I haven't seen all parts of it either, but I get most of the references, actually (but not those who go far into detail of the movies).
This. I try to watch some of films every now and again but I just can't. I don't understand why people watching them in this day and age still like them. So cornball. A friend and I actually laughed out loud when Darth Vader said "I am your father".

*sets up flameshield*
Luke's response is even more pathetic.

But hey, what a classic scene. Completely flawless. Perfect cinema. Beyond criticism.
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« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2010, 01:47:29 PM »
I don't think anyone has ever called that scene 'perfect cinema'.
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2010, 01:50:44 PM »
You know, even I have.

Except from episode six that I mostly slept through - it was a little too boring to watch at 01.00 after five other Star Wars movies. BUT STILL.

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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2010, 02:08:41 PM »
Me neither Chino, I have all six movies and I try so hard every now and then to start watching them but I get like 15 minutes in maximum and I'm so uninterested I actually start to stare at the ceiling and drift away.
But I keep trying, cause it's an important part of our pop culture, I still haven't seen the Family Guy parodies because I know they wouldn't be funny if I haven't watched Star Wars first.
I'll keep trying though, I trust one day I'll get there heh
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2010, 02:13:16 PM »
This thread makes me so sad. Star Wars is amazing. My whole childhood consisted of me and my friend watching the movies, collecting the action figures, reading the books, playing the games.... I didn't know it was even possible that people could live that long without seeing it. :p

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« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2010, 02:14:26 PM »
That was Back To The Future trilogy for me
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2010, 02:15:31 PM »
I saw we shall ban them for the rest of the week. After that make them a pop quiz about Star Wars, if they don't pass the minimum score, chao.

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« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2010, 02:32:21 PM »
I actually haven't seen all the original trilogy either. Well, okay, that's a lie. I have seen them, but it was a long time ago, and I don't remember. I get most of the references, though. I just never really saw what all the hype was about.
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2010, 02:46:58 PM »
That was Back To The Future trilogy for me
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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2010, 02:58:35 PM »
I used to skip school to watch all 3 back to back on VHS.

Get with teh times.

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Re: I have never seen Star Wars.
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2010, 03:04:22 PM »
You must remedy this situation Chino.  I don't think you'll be disappointed unless you just totally hate SciFi.
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