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« on: April 01, 2010, 09:23:48 AM »
5 > 6 > 4 > 3 > nothing > 2 > 1

The only thing that kinda redeems ep 2 and 1 is Natalie Portman.

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 09:29:52 AM »
I can't really rank 4, 5, or 6 but I think 3 is equal to them. 1 is also better than 2.
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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 09:30:07 AM »
I'd say:

5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1

I enjoyed 1 and 2 for what they were. I think with some re-editing and a few small changes they could be good movies.

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 09:32:22 AM »
5
4
6
3

2
1
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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 09:33:54 AM »
I'd rate 4 and 6 about the same. Which means that all of us have given the same order till now :p.

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 09:47:50 AM »
Frankly, I think doing the prequels could have been handled by doing a few books.

Lucas should have done the Heir to the Empire trilogy as sequels, and it would have made a LOT more sense and been more exciting. Plus, the movies wouldn't look weird being "older" than the initial three, but looking completely modern.

Had they done "Heir" they would have been pretty gripping and exciting.
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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 09:50:04 AM »
I guess you mean The Thrawn Trilogy?

Too bad there are so many mistakes in those books now (like how cloning works).

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 09:54:12 AM »
Here are the official Star Wars film rankings:

1.  The Empire Strikes Back
2.  Star Wars
3.  Return of the Jedi
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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 09:57:02 AM »
I've never seen the prequels.  That said:

Return of the Jedi (the gold bikini edged SW out of the #1 spot)
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 09:58:40 AM »
Be sure to watch episode 3 sometime, I think it's pretty good. The only of the prequels that I really like.

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 10:02:24 AM »
6
5
4
3
2
1

Seriously.

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 10:09:41 AM »
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
Revenge of the Sith
Return of the Jedi
Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 10:25:02 AM »
Return of the Jedi
Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope










Revenge of the Sith

















The Phantom Menace
























Attack of the Clones

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2010, 10:28:52 AM »
I guess you mean The Thrawn Trilogy?

Too bad there are so many mistakes in those books now (like how cloning works).

Yes. But those mistakes could be fixed in the film.
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2010, 10:58:41 AM »
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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2010, 11:03:48 AM »
Here's the key, guys.  Check your answers and see how you did:

6 > 4 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 1

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2010, 12:47:46 PM »
5
4
6
1
3
2

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Re: Movie ratings
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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2010, 04:07:59 PM »
Here are the official Star Wars film rankings:

1.  The Empire Strikes Back
2.  Star Wars
3.  Return of the Jedi
I see what you did there.

For me:

Empire Strikes Back
Revenge of the Sith
Return of the Jedi
A New Hope
Attack of the Clones
The Phantom Menace

But they're all pretty good.

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2010, 04:38:50 PM »
Attack of the Clones is clearly the worst

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2010, 05:40:08 PM »
The Return of the Jedi
A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back

The Return of the Sith (is that how it is called? Bad prequels are bad. But this one was the least bad of them all)
The Attack of the Clones (Watching Yoda fight was awesome)
The Phantom Menace

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2010, 05:43:31 PM »
1-2-3-4-5...............oh wait, that's the combination to my luggage. :facepalm:

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2010, 05:47:10 PM »
1-2-3-4-5...............oh wait, that's the combination to my luggage. :facepalm:
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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2010, 06:10:02 PM »
Empire
New Hope
Jedi
Sith
Menace
Clones (despite the last half hour)

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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2010, 07:06:50 PM »
Return of the Jedi/Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Revenge of the Sith
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2010, 07:20:25 PM »
5>4>3>6>2>1

When I show my kid this for the first time, it's going to go

4-5-6-1-2-3

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2010, 07:45:43 PM »
Attack of the Clones is clearly the worst

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2010, 10:37:20 PM »
6 would be my favorite were it not for the ewoks.

4 > 6 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 1

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Re: Movie ratings
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2010, 12:08:23 AM »
Empire > the other 2 > irrelevant.

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« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2010, 07:02:19 AM »
5=4>6>>3>>>>2=1