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What Are Your Landscaping Practices?

Let the Wookie's bushes run wild
8 (61.5%)
Trim the Hedges
1 (7.7%)
Scorch de earf
4 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 13

Voting closed: April 02, 2010, 09:01:16 AM

Author Topic: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?  (Read 7027 times)

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Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« on: April 01, 2010, 09:01:16 AM »

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 09:03:02 AM »
If you try trimming the hedges of a Wookie you have a serious deathwish.
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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 09:03:36 AM »
I've just decided from now on to let the wookie win.

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 09:04:38 AM »
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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 09:07:29 AM »
If you try trimming the hedges of a Wookie you have a serious deathwish.
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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 09:07:50 AM »
WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH  *Male wookie asking his wife to shave for the summer*
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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 09:10:33 AM »
"The only problem was...the wookie wasn't wearing any pants."

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 09:11:49 AM »
Trimming a wookie's hedges ain't like dustin' crops, boy.

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 09:12:36 AM »
Trimming a wookie's hedges ain't like dustin' crops bulls-eyeing womp rats in your T-16 back home, boy.

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 09:19:09 AM »
Just get that big walking carpet out of my way.

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 09:23:17 AM »
Always.

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 09:28:44 AM »
I just scorched de earf about an hour again, it's real pain in the ass.

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 09:37:02 AM »
i decided to let my wookiee do whatever it wanted with its hair. It just leaves such a mess in the shower...

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2010, 09:38:38 AM »
i decided to let my wookiee do whatever it wanted with its hair. It just leaves such a mess in the shower...

Your wookiee bathes?
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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2010, 09:42:00 AM »
yours doesnt? That would explain that smell...

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2010, 09:55:44 AM »
The wookie has a mind of its own, it can trim if it wants.
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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2010, 09:56:57 AM »
How did you all get a wookie life debt? Or did you just buy one from those Trandoshans?

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2010, 10:11:45 AM »
I once tried to trim my Wookiee's hedges and he ripped my arms out of my sockets.



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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2010, 10:57:52 AM »
The dog says "WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH " and they're all like, "That's a good point, dog."

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2010, 11:14:37 AM »
i decided to let my wookiee do whatever it wanted with its hair. It just leaves such a mess in the shower...

Your wookiee bathes?

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2010, 11:41:32 AM »
I once tried to trim my Wookiee's hedges and he ripped my arms out of my sockets.



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The dog says "WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH " and they're all like, "That's a good point, dog."
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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2010, 02:03:15 PM »
WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH  *Male wookie asking his wife to shave for the summer*
On that note, I wonder what a Wookie would look like completely bald.

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2010, 02:12:08 PM »
WWWWRRRRGGGGGGGG WWWRRRGGHHHHHHHH  *Male wookie asking his wife to shave for the summer*
On that note, I wonder what a Wookie would look like completely bald.

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2010, 02:41:43 PM »
On that note, I wonder what a Wookie would look like completely bald.
It's like if your dog died and your mom said you could still keep it.

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2010, 03:09:58 PM »
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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2010, 03:22:04 PM »
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Do You Trim the Hedges of Your Wookie?
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2010, 05:34:10 PM »
This one time I was trying something different. Then I hit the spot and the wookie scream was heard all around the block. Last time I tried to shave my wookie to get some nookie.

WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA