The Non-Lonely Hearts Club

[Lynxo]

Yeah, I'll join in on the grats!

I'm also celebrating a aniversary, but rather a "six months since we met" kind of anniversary. Feels great. I've never been with someone this long before and I sure as hell haven't been this happy before. I know I'm not blindly in love, since I see and knows her faults. I'm not idolizing her, refusing to see her faults.

And with that in mind, I do know that I love her, simply because it's not inital attraction. It's a physical and emotional bond, one that will surely last for a long time. We will move togheter as soon as the circumstances let us.

[Super Dude]

That blueberry sure is a sneaky guy.

[mizzl]

That blueberry sure is a sneaky guy.

[True Death of Life]

Yeah, I'll join in on the grats!

I'm also celebrating a aniversary, but rather a "six months since we met" kind of anniversary. Feels great. I've never been with someone this long before and I sure as hell haven't been this happy before. I know I'm not blindly in love, since I see and knows her faults. I'm not idolizing her, refusing to see her faults.

And with that in mind, I do know that I love her, simply because it's not inital attraction. It's a physical and emotional bond, one that will surely last for a long time. We will move togheter as soon as the circumstances let us.

AWWWWWWWWE 

[Lynxo]

Yeah, I'll join in on the grats!

I'm also celebrating a aniversary, but rather a "six months since we met" kind of anniversary. Feels great. I've never been with someone this long before and I sure as hell haven't been this happy before. I know I'm not blindly in love, since I see and knows her faults. I'm not idolizing her, refusing to see her faults.

And with that in mind, I do know that I love her, simply because it's not inital attraction. It's a physical and emotional bond, one that will surely last for a long time. We will move togheter as soon as the circumstances let us.

AWWWWWWWWE 

Dissapointed?

[setrataeso]

Im withdrawing from the Fap Contest. I cant go at this rate for much longer, UMH is killing me. Im just doing this to reach my own goal at this point.

[Nick]

The fact that you people have "goals" and "competitions" for this both amazes and disgusts me.

[Sigz]

Im withdrawing from the Fap Contest. I cant go at this rate for much longer, UMH is killing me. Im just doing this to reach my own goal at this point.

My god UMH is a beast.

[setrataeso]

The fact that you people have "goals" and "competitions" for this both amazes and impresses me.

Thank you, Nick. But, I think you're taking it a bit too far there.

[MetalManiac666]

UMH's dick must be sore pretty much 24/7...

[73109]

Still here, still happy.

Just thought I should keep this up to date with me.

[Ultimetalhead]

UMH's dick must be sore pretty much 24/7...

Strangely enough, it's perfectly fine. It's gotten sore in the past, and this is the most I've ever fapped, ever. I don't get it.

Sad to see you withdrawing from the contest, but I think I'm setting a goal of...let's see, 1000 by the end of the year. I need to feel justified for all of this tomfoolery.

[setrataeso]

UMH's dick must be sore pretty much 24/7...

Strangely enough, it's perfectly fine. It's gotten sore in the past, and this is the most I've ever fapped, ever. I don't get it.

Sad to see you withdrawing from the contest, but I think I'm setting a goal of...let's see, 1000 by the end of the year. I need to feel justified for all of this tomfoolery.

I was going for 365. Once a day seemed OK for me. It meant for any extras I get done, I could take a day off. Now Im ahead of my pattern, so I think Ill go to bed early for a few days now.
I was kinda hoping that I'd be behind by a few on December 31st. Just so I could tell my roommates "Im staying inside today, see you guys at midnight!"

[Ultimetalhead]

The saddest part of this crazy fap addiction is that I can't sleep without fapping first. Yes, that includes naps. It really sucks when I have to stay the night places.

[AmorVincitOmnia]

Why is the NON lonely hearts club having a fapping contest??? should you guys have like a get that someone special to fap for me contest?   

[setrataeso]

I dont know how it turned into and out of and into and out of and back into the fappin thread.
The LHC thread was too packed maybe...

[True Death of Life]

So guys, I'm in a relationship and about 7 people came up to me today, saying "OHMIGODYOU'REINAREALTIONSHIP?!?!?!"



And my boyfriend happens to be a hated douchebag on deez forumz nao.


Woot.

[sonatafanica]

wat

[True Death of Life]

He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.

[Ultimetalhead]

He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.

Not true. I hated him beforehand.

[Super Dude]

I didn't hate him, but he's gotta realize what he said was completely uncalled for.

No, if any of you ask me I'm not saying anything.

[PlaysLikeMyung]

He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.

I don't hate him, but he KNEW what he said was wrong and he still said it. It's a level of immaturity we rarely see here on these boards. You need to keep him in line when his ban is up

[Sigz]

He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.

I don't hate him, but he KNEW what he said was wrong and he still said it. It's a level of immaturity we rarely see here on these boards. You need to keep him in line when his ban is up

Pretty much this.

[ZBomber]

He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.

I don't hate him, and I don't think anyone else does either. Sometimes the 73109 bashing gets a little out of hand, but I think hes just kinda like the forum punching bag, and most people don't really dislike him, they're just havin fun and fooling around with him. So ofcourse when he gets banned, hes gonna get more shit from people than he usually does. However, the big problem I have with the whole thing is he refuses to apologize (unless he has since then).

[Super Dude]

He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.

I don't hate him, and I don't think anyone else does either. Sometimes the 73109 bashing gets a little out of hand, but I think hes just kinda like the forum punching bag, and most people don't really dislike him, they're just havin fun and fooling around with him. So ofcourse when he gets banned, hes gonna get more shit from people than he usually does. However, the big problem I have with the whole thing is he refuses to apologize (unless he has since then).

Aha, so HE'S the new forum baby!

[mizzl]

Yes, the 73109 bashing does go a little too far. I mean sure, he does stupid things and 'fails', but that doesn't mean he has to be picked on 24/7 and that everything he says is cast off. DTF is a place you all go to seek comfort, advice and friends, and so does Cole, and I'm sure he doesn't like going to this place anymore since all you ever care about is shitting on him. Just saying: do unto others

[robwebster]

He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.

Well, he's definitely extrapolated that from exactly nowhere, because even if we did all hate him, no-one's ever expressed it.

That's just something he's told you, in relation to his bannediness. Complete lie! We've got time for numbers. Even if he is a bit of a clown.

[setrataeso]

I'm sure he doesn't like going to this place anymore since all you ever care about is shitting on him.

Wrong. He cant wait to be back.

[sonatafanica]

I don't even know what he said. I would ask, but it's probably one of those things that can not be discussed and is probably better left unrecited.

[PlaysLikeMyung]

All you have to do is check a few pages back in the DT side chat thread

[setrataeso]

Cept the post got edited.

[PlaysLikeMyung]

No it didn't. I just checked

[AcidLameLTE]

Yes, the 73109 bashing does go a little too far. I mean sure, he does stupid things and 'fails', but that doesn't mean he has to be picked on 24/7 and that everything he says is cast off. DTF is a place you all go to seek comfort, advice and friends, and so does Cole, and I'm sure he doesn't like going to this place anymore since all you ever care about is shitting on him. Just saying: do unto others

If you think this place is bad, you don't want to see his Facebook page

Trust me, he can't wait to get back. He's counting down the days on Facebook.

[ZBomber]

WTF, you guys even harass him on facebook?

[AcidLameLTE]

Yeah. He pretty much encourages it as well