The Non-Lonely Hearts Club

[73109]

She is not saying when I really said. I will explain in a bit.

[setrataeso]

TDOL is pretty already.
Cole fails.
That pretty much sums it up.

[73109]

OK, here is the deal incase anyone thinks I am being an ass.

So, I think TDoL is great looking in the first place, but today...

And I was looking forward all through school to chill with her after school and get some alone time until 3:30, ya know? And the second after school ends, my mom calls and says I need to leave NAO, so I get all because she was really looking awesome. Like awesome awesome. Later on, I found out I could chill extra long tomorrow. So, I was talking to her a while ago, and I said with my patented sarcasm, "Hey, Can you do me a favor? Can you look as awesome as you did today tomorrow?"

So, yeah.

It was actually a compliment.

[Dimitrius]

my patented sarcasm, "Hey, Can you do me a favor? Can you look as awesome as you did today tomorrow?"

This is not sarcasm.

[73109]

Maybe sarcasm is not the right word, but...um...in my patented joking manner.

[Adami]

You fail at joking. Or understanding women.

Or both.

[Dimitrius]

You fail at joking. Or understanding women.

Or both.

Exactly.

If you really thought she looked that "awesome awesome" as you said, this was a compliment, period.

[Fiery Winds]

This really depends on the girl.  As a guy, I understand what you're trying to say.  Some girls would take this to mean, "What, and I look like crap other days?".  You can never win.

[73109]

This really depends on the girl.  As a guy, I understand what you're trying to say.  Some girls would take this to mean, "What, and I look like crap other days?".  You can never win.

Yeah, shit sucks.

[XianL]

This really depends on the girl.  As a guy, I understand what you're trying to say.  Some girls would take this to mean, "What, and I look like crap other days?".  You can never win.

Exactly. My girl isn't like that, but I always examine my language before giving her a compliment. I imagine it'd also be harder for her to jump to such a conclusion if you give them fairly frequently


Oh, and TDoL? It's a shlickticker for girls.

[73109]

shlickticker?

[Nick]

The hell is this?

[73109]

Ima clear some shit up:

Sarah is not like that. You guys are.

She knew what I meant, hence the joke on here. You guys jumped to the conclusions.

I did not say, "Bitch, you better look good tomorrow, or I am going to pimp smack you," I basically said, "You look amazing. Can you look just as amazing tomorrow when I actually have time to appreciate it."

So...ITT: DTF jumps to conclusions and I look like more of an ass than I usually do.

[Nick]

So, this is a thread... on a progressive metal band's message board for people to talk about... successful relationships?

Eh? This just is not computing.

[PlaysLikeMyung]

[Adami]

Ima clear some shit up:

Sarah is not like that. You guys are.

She knew what I meant, hence the joke on here. You guys jumped to the conclusions.

I did not say, "Bitch, you better look good tomorrow, or I am going to pimp smack you," I basically said, "You look amazing. Can you look just as amazing tomorrow when I actually have time to appreciate it."

So...ITT: DTF jumps to conclusions and I look like more of an ass than I usually do.

You fail again.

I'm glad she didn't get upset. But your rationale is slightly naive.

[73109]

Oh my god.

She knew what I said. She took no offense to it. We joke like that. Why am I even trying to defend my self?

[Adami]

Oh my god.

She knew what I said. She took no offense to it. We joke like that. Why am I even trying to defend my self?

Because you're feeling defensive. Because you feel guilty about what you did. Because you don't understand women. Because you're gay.

[XianL]

shlickticker?

You'll learn when you're older.

So, this is a thread... on a progressive metal band's message board for people to talk about... successful relationships?

Eh? This just is not computing.

Weird, huh? Ah well, I'm happy

...and still a metalhead/progger.

Oh my god.

She knew what I said. She took no offense to it. We joke like that. Why am I even trying to defend my self?

Because you're feeling defensive. Because you feel guilty about what you did. Because you don't understand women. Because you're gay.

He should stop viewing her as an ivory box, methinks.

[Dimitrius]

Oh my god.

She knew what I said. She took no offense to it. We joke like that. Why am I even trying to defend my self?

Because you're feeling defensive. Because you feel guilty about what you did. Because you don't understand women. Because you're gay.

The man speaks the truth.

[setrataeso]

Yeah, Cole. You get a B for effort, but otherwise you chose either your words or your retelling of the story very poorly.

[ehra]

She was all prettied up but he didn't really get to see her much that day. He asked her to do it again next time he would actually get to spend time with her.


I don't see what the issue is?

[73109]

Ok, I probably told the story wrong, but seriously, if this is playful jabbing, ok. I am after all, but if you guys were actually being serious, please listen to me.

Don't think I am judging Sarah based on looks because that is pathetic, fucked up, and what almost everyone in my school does, and I am not going to go down that low. She is a hell of a lot more than that and is truly awesome and is really the best girl friend I could ever want/have. 

And Ehra pretty much has it, although I would not consider a slayer shirt and a snake skin jacket all  "prettied up."

Yeah...Slayer is hot. Deal with it.

[setrataeso]

Don't worry guys.
Jeez, you'd think by now people would take all the in stride.

Good to know you appreciate what you've got 8675309. There's plenty to appreciate with her

[XianL]

But he doesn't know what a woman is

... I'm all done. It's all good 12345.

[setrataeso]

But he doesn't know what a woman is

... I'm all done. It's all good 12345.

I thought we all agreed he thought it was an ivory box...

[Arcaeus]

is not enough, we need a +

By the way non-lonely guy in a successful relationship here, hi

[setrataeso]

UMH, you're killing me already. I don't have this kind of stamina. I'm an old man.
This is going to be a rough 10 months...

[Shhh]

Oh hei.

So, I'm in with TDOL on the schlickticker... as disturbing as that name is.

But anyways 
I love my Aleschbear. Not only does he put up with my overly feminine lovetalk, he enjoys it. This weekend we're watching Planet Earth, and that excites me. He's usually up for my weird things. One time we watched a show on human deformities, featuring a creepy wall of mouths in this weird museum that looked like a basement. When we kiss, I shove the disgusting flavors of jellybeans in his mouth. It's pretty obvious we are in love. I mean, come on. We don't have many similar interests, but what we do have in common is really weird. And, he agreed to let me have a fleet of hairless cats to take baths with. So, I'm not gonna pass that up.

   

[lateralus88]

Oh hei.

So, I'm in with TDOL on the schlickticker... as disturbing as that name is.

But anyways 
I love my Aleschbear. Not only does he put up with my overly feminine lovetalk, he enjoys it. This weekend we're watching Planet Earth, and that excites me. He's usually up for my weird things. One time we watched a show on human deformities, featuring a creepy wall of mouths in this weird museum that looked like a basement. When we kiss, I shove the disgusting flavors of jellybeans in his mouth. It's pretty obvious we are in love. I mean, come on. We don't have many similar interests, but what we do have in common is really weird. And, he agreed to let me have a fleet of hairless cats to take baths with. So, I'm not gonna pass that up.

   

Oh good, so you are confirming the plans for this weekend.


And yeah...only a man in love could possibly tolerate those GOD DAMN POPCORN FLAVORED JELLY BEANS!

[73109]

After thinking about it, I got what a shlickticker is...I really do fail alot.

[lateralus88]

After thinking about it, I got what a shlickticker is...I really do fail alot.

You can't be serious that it took you this long to figure that out?

[73109]

Nah, but it dawns on me randomly. It just did. It is not the first time.

[glaurung]

After thinking about it, I got what a shlickticker is...I really do fail alot.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.

[Jamesman42]

Hey guys, I have mayo if anyone wants some.