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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #140 on: March 09, 2010, 01:37:16 PM »
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #141 on: March 09, 2010, 01:39:24 PM »
Quote from: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:36:50 PM
Quote from: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 09:13:54 PM
I feel really bad for TDOL. She started this innocent thread, went to bed, and is now going to wake up to this.

THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD
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I hear ya kid.  During a two hour dinner rush, this thing opened and went to four pages.  I almost felt bad for you, but damn it was so fucking funny.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #142 on: March 09, 2010, 01:41:16 PM »
Oh, believe me, I laughed my ass off. Got plenty of glares from the librarian.


But REALLY?! :lolpalm:
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #143 on: March 09, 2010, 01:41:47 PM »
We just dirtied it with our filthy hands.
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Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SHIT AHHHHHH

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #144 on: March 09, 2010, 01:43:06 PM »
Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.






Should I start one?  ;)
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #145 on: March 09, 2010, 01:44:08 PM »
Quote from: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:43:06 PM
Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.






Should I start one?  ;)
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #146 on: March 09, 2010, 01:45:09 PM »
Quote from: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:43:06 PM
Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.
4 times in less than 24 hours isn't drastic? You apparently know little about fapping.



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Should I start one?  ;)
What the hell kind of a question is that?
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Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SHIT AHHHHHH

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #147 on: March 09, 2010, 01:45:37 PM »
Quote from: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:43:06 PM
Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.






Should I start one?  ;)

No, it would affect the results of everyone else's.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #148 on: March 09, 2010, 01:46:45 PM »
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on March 09, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
Quote from: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:43:06 PM
Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.
4 times in less than 24 hours isn't drastic? You apparently know little about fapping.

OHS I FORGOT YOU STARTED FROM ZERO


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Quote from: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:43:06 PM
Should I start one?  ;)
What the hell kind of a question is that?

A perfectly reasonable one.


EDIT: SIGZ  :lol  :heart
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #149 on: March 09, 2010, 01:47:23 PM »
DO IT.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #150 on: March 09, 2010, 01:48:06 PM »
and so the ship goes off course again......
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #151 on: March 09, 2010, 01:48:50 PM »
Hmmm...well, being the 1st female on DTF to do it (or at least currently)...I dunno.
Quote from: lonestar on March 09, 2010, 01:48:06 PM
and so the ship goes off course again......

I thought you of all people should be used to DTF by now  :lol
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #152 on: March 09, 2010, 01:49:42 PM »
Maybe you'll start a trend.
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LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SHIT AHHHHHH

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #153 on: March 09, 2010, 01:51:18 PM »
 :lol Okay, done.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #154 on: March 09, 2010, 01:51:40 PM »
lol typo
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #155 on: March 09, 2010, 01:51:54 PM »
Fix your spelling error, doofus.
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Quote from: Ħ on September 15, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
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LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SHIT AHHHHHH

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #156 on: March 09, 2010, 01:52:02 PM »
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #157 on: March 09, 2010, 01:53:23 PM »
Now make it higher than zero. :eyebrows:
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Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SHIT AHHHHHH

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #158 on: March 09, 2010, 01:55:58 PM »
I am going to mentally edit that out, there is something just totally wrong about the thought of a girl younger than my daughter having a fap counter.
*puts fingers over eyes and chants"I'm not reading, I'm not reading"*

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #159 on: March 09, 2010, 02:09:12 PM »
This thread just got so much more interesting.
If I'm competing against a girl, I suddenly seem less pathetic.

And +1
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Quote from: lonestar on March 30, 2010, 03:05:53 PM
Setra, I think that is the best statement I have read on this forum.  Very well said.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #160 on: March 09, 2010, 02:14:49 PM »
 :lol
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #161 on: March 09, 2010, 02:15:33 PM »
You'll have to pick up the pace, setra. It's looking like 5 for me today. :D
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LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SHIT AHHHHHH

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #162 on: March 09, 2010, 02:16:29 PM »
I have at least 2 more planned for tonight.
It's hard, I'm at work/school most of the day.
I dont even know how you're fitting in all these sessions...
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Setra, I think that is the best statement I have read on this forum.  Very well said.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #163 on: March 09, 2010, 02:18:25 PM »
Quote from: setrataeso on March 09, 2010, 02:16:29 PM
I have at least 2 more planned for tonight.
It's hard, I'm at work/school most of the day.
I dont even know how you're fitting in all these sessions...
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #164 on: March 09, 2010, 02:25:28 PM »
inb4 fantasizing
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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #165 on: March 09, 2010, 02:27:46 PM »
I have to cancel rehearsals so I can stay home and fap.

I'm giving up my life's dream of being an actor so I can beat you in this contest, UMH.
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Setra, I think that is the best statement I have read on this forum.  Very well said.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #166 on: March 09, 2010, 02:29:55 PM »
 :lol

EDIT: +3
« Last Edit: March 09, 2010, 02:37:57 PM by Ultimetalhead »
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #167 on: March 09, 2010, 03:21:12 PM »
This thread is amazing.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #168 on: March 09, 2010, 03:35:46 PM »
You singles have corrupted this thread.

I AM SICKENED.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #169 on: March 09, 2010, 03:51:33 PM »
Quote from: Super Dude on March 08, 2010, 10:57:05 PM
through which she's introduced me to plenty of other artists of the 60s and 70s. :hat
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #170 on: March 09, 2010, 07:37:33 PM »
So ANYWAY............


HALP COLE WANTS ME TO LOOK PRETTY TOMORROW WHAT TO DO
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #171 on: March 09, 2010, 07:39:22 PM »
Wait




















He doesn't think you're pretty already? :dammitamanda:
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #172 on: March 09, 2010, 07:42:09 PM »
Quote from: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 07:37:33 PM
So ANYWAY............


HALP COLE WANTS ME TO LLOK PRETTY TOMORROW WHAT TO DO

Wear some cute clothes, put on some eye makeup... uh... yeah that's all I got.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #173 on: March 09, 2010, 07:43:09 PM »
I already wore his favorite things today apparently and he hates makeup in general.





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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #174 on: March 09, 2010, 07:51:07 PM »
Well then he has ridiculously high standards and is just being a douche.
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