Author Topic: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club (Read 146071 times)

Dimitrius · « **Reply #70 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:40:48 PM »

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:39:06 PM

Quote from: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:37:18 PM
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:36:05 PM
I think I'll start up a fap counter next year. I will inspire people with the epic amount.

Yes, I'm worse than Setra.

Not possible.
Very possible. On a good (?) day, I can rack up about 5. I'm probably well over 100 already.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #71 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:41:58 PM »

You know. Screw this. It's early enough in the year. I'm starting a counter.

Sigz · « **Reply #72 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:42:29 PM »

Quote from: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:40:48 PM

Very possible. On a good (?) day, I can rack up about 5. I'm probably well over 100 already.

setrataeso · « **Reply #73 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:43:16 PM »

Quote from: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:37:53 PM

He's 17. He most likely is.

I'm 18.

Quote from: XianL on March 08, 2010, 08:39:20 PM

Been meaning to mention it for a while, but Jesus Setra, you really are destroying me :

Although to be fair, I would have had to remain single for our competition to remain scientific.

Told you.

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:41:58 PM

You know. Screw this. It's early enough in the year. I'm starting a counter.

Now my goal is even more defined. Although you have to start from 0 now.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #74 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:43:36 PM »

BOW TO ME FAITHFULLY!!

And for the love of GOD, don't touch my right hand.

I could start at 0 and still completely crush all of you. In fact, I think I will.

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #75 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:44:06 PM »

Holy fuck UMH, does anything even come out?

lateralus88 · « **Reply #76 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:44:17 PM »

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:43:36 PM

BOW TO ME FAITHFULLY!!

And for the love of GOD, don't touch my right hand.

Maybe a left handed fist bump?

UNLESS...

Dimitrius · « **Reply #77 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:45:15 PM »

Quote from: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 08:42:29 PM

Quote from: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:40:48 PM
Very possible. On a good (?) day, I can rack up about 5. I'm probably well over 100 already.

I DIDN'T SAY THIS!!! LEARN TO QUOTE!!!

setrataeso · « **Reply #78 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:45:40 PM »

I mean I keep it at a reasonable level of about 1-2 per day, and a finite goal of 365 faps for the year.

I never thought I'd consider my style "reasonable"...

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #79 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:45:49 PM »

Quote from: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 08:44:06 PM

Holy fuck UMH, does anything even come out?

It depends. Though, if nothing comes out, there's seriously no reason not to keep going and going and going and going. No mess, no problem.

This is getting weird.

setrataeso · « **Reply #80 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:46:10 PM »

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:45:49 PM

Quote from: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 08:44:06 PM
Holy fuck UMH, does anything even come out?
It depends. Though, if nothing comes out, there's seriously no reason not to keep going and going and going and going. No mess, no problem.

This is getting weird.

BOOBS!!!!

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #81 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:46:54 PM »

Honestly, most of the time I just do it out of boredom.

Puts me in an awesome mood pretty much constantly though. My Mom wonders why my depression just...disappeared.

Dimitrius · « **Reply #82 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:47:28 PM »

setrataeso · « **Reply #83 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:47:48 PM »

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:46:54 PM

Honestly, most of the time I just do it out of boredom.

Puts me in an awesome mood pretty much constantly though. My Mom wonders why my depression just...disappeared.

I think this will now become an interesting contest.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #84 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:48:03 PM »

Why do I get the feeling this is the kind of conversation we should be seeing in the lonely hearts thread?

glaurung · « **Reply #85 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:48:32 PM »

How did a thread for non lonely people turn into a discussion of fapping? I would have thought that would happen in the LHC thread.

Edit: Ninja'ed by Lat.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #86 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:48:41 PM »

I accept this challenge.

Quote from: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 08:48:03 PM

Why do I get the feeling this is the kind of conversation we should be seeing in the lonely hearts thread?

Duly noted. THREAD SHIFT...NOW.

setrataeso · « **Reply #87 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:49:08 PM »

I was thinking the same thing...
Then I fapped and forgot about it.

73109 · « **Reply #88 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:49:49 PM »

UMH just jacked it...oy. This is going to be a 10 months.

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #89 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:50:14 PM »

Did you already fap between the time you decded to make a counter and your last post?

setrataeso · « **Reply #90 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:50:38 PM »

Quote from: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:49:49 PM

This is going to be a 10 months.

I imagine it will be...

lateralus88 · « **Reply #91 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:52:12 PM »

Quote from: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:49:49 PM

UMH just jacked it...oy. This is going to be a 10 months.

And I thought I was bad at math.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #92 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:52:35 PM »

Quote from: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 08:50:14 PM

Did you already fap between the time you decded to make a counter and your last post?

No. I was accounting for the one that I'm planning as soon as I get off (See what I did there?).

Dimitrius · « **Reply #93 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:53:42 PM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 08:52:12 PM

Quote from: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:49:49 PM
UMH just jacked it...oy. This is going to be a 10 months.
And I thought I was bad at math.

Like with Iron Maiden?

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #94 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:54:14 PM »

lateralus88 · « **Reply #95 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:55:06 PM »

Quote from: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:53:42 PM

Quote from: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 08:52:12 PM
Quote from: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:49:49 PM
UMH just jacked it...oy. This is going to be a 10 months.
And I thought I was bad at math.
Like with Iron Maiden?

Exactly.

LTE · « **Reply #96 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:56:04 PM »

As a joke, she wants me to ask to her prom in an inventive way. Its not a matter of her not going with me, just I need a really cool, unique way of doing it.

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #97 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:56:37 PM »

BTW, I think that I've been ninja'd more in this thread than any other thread in forum history.

setrataeso · « **Reply #98 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:57:01 PM »

Quote from: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 08:56:37 PM

BTW, I think that I've been ninja'd more in this thread than any other thread in forum history.

People are just that excited to talk about fapping.

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #99 on:** March 08, 2010, 09:01:23 PM »

I guess so...

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #100 on:** March 08, 2010, 09:02:30 PM »

olol

https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=11193.0

setrataeso · « **Reply #101 on:** March 08, 2010, 09:10:40 PM »

That was short-lived.
Alright it'll just be small-scale.

Squeaked another one in, fyi.
That's right, I play to win.

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #102 on:** March 08, 2010, 09:11:55 PM »

Wow, nice recovery time.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #103 on:** March 08, 2010, 09:12:04 PM »

Not cool. I just PM'd him. If we can have the counter in our sig, there's no reason we can't have a thread. Though, I suppose if all else fails, we can just post results in the LHC thread.

Gwii · « **Reply #104 on:** March 08, 2010, 09:12:13 PM »

If anything, you should do "The Contest" a la Seinfeld.

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Author Topic: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club (Read 146071 times)