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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #770 on: November 14, 2010, 12:22:31 PM »
What a shocker :lol
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #771 on: November 14, 2010, 12:29:28 PM »
Actually on that note, new topic: how did all the NLH's here meet their significant others?

She was in a fair number of my classes throughout high school, never talked to her much though since she was always reading a book. Some time senior year I was scheduled to go play pool with a friend and her boyfriend and I figured I might as well bring someone with as well. None of my other friends felt like coming, so I decided to just ask someone I barely know and see what happened. Inviting "that cute girl who's really into Harry Potter" seemed as good an idea as any, so I asked her and she, of course, had something else planned that night.

But I guess just asking impressed her a bit, because she came over to my friends' table at prom (a few weeks after the pool thin, I think) and we hit it off there.


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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #772 on: December 13, 2010, 03:19:33 AM »
So, me and Tahlia/Silver Tears have been going out for 6 months now :)

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #773 on: December 13, 2010, 04:07:30 AM »
Congrats man! :tup

This past Saturday I celebrated my one-year with my girlfriend.  Unfortunately we both got food poisoning at dinner so she was throwing up that night and I was throwing up all of yesterday.  On the plus side, she took me to see the Blue Man Group, and then we hung out at her house with her family.  I really love her family, going to visit them is like having a home away from home.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #774 on: December 13, 2010, 04:12:28 AM »
You always have to one-up me, don't you? >_>

Seriously though, congrats! Sucks about the food poisoning though. That's never nice.

Dude, she took you to see the Blue Man Group? Marry her right now.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #775 on: December 13, 2010, 04:14:49 AM »
Congrats to both of you!
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #776 on: December 13, 2010, 04:32:24 AM »
You always have to one-up me, don't you? >_>

Truth be told, I meant to post here yesterday, but I decided to wait until someone posted here again so I wouldn't have to search for it. :P

What did you guys end up doing?
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #777 on: December 13, 2010, 04:36:05 AM »
Well, considering she lives in Edinburgh and I live in Aberdeen AND she has an exam tomorrow...nothing :P

I'll be seeing her on Saturday when she comes back to Aberdeen for Christmas though :)

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #778 on: December 30, 2010, 03:32:50 PM »
Hey guys! It's finally official :)

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #779 on: December 30, 2010, 05:28:04 PM »
new non-lonely heart checking in :D

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #780 on: December 30, 2010, 05:31:35 PM »
I've never seen this thread. I haven't been lonely in 3 years.  :biggrin:

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #781 on: December 30, 2010, 06:15:53 PM »
new non-lonely heart checking in :D

That's great, man!  See, what did I tell you?  Sooner or later, every dog has his day.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #782 on: December 30, 2010, 07:32:24 PM »
Well, it's not like this was a life or death thing for me, but I'm glad it happened. I really like her

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #783 on: January 14, 2011, 09:39:14 PM »
Hey guys, I haven't been in a relationship in a long time but if I remember correctly, the secret to a healthy relationship is besting your partner in a series of physical and mental challenges.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #784 on: January 14, 2011, 09:41:23 PM »
Hey guys, I haven't been in a relationship in a long time but if I remember correctly, the secret to a healthy relationship is besting your partner in a series of physical and mental challenges.


I hear kicking them in the shin is also a universal sign of affection.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #785 on: January 14, 2011, 09:46:10 PM »
I was thinking more of a Double Dare type thing.


Wait......relationships are EXACTLY like Double Dare!

Because sometimes you have to go shoulder deep to get the flag, and usually Marc Summers is in the room.

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« Reply #786 on: January 14, 2011, 10:12:35 PM »
I was thinking more of a Double Dare type thing.


Wait......relationships are EXACTLY like Double Dare!

Because sometimes you have to go shoulder deep to get the flag, and usually Marc Summers is in the room.

Well maybe for americans, for middle easterners such as myself, relationships are more like Legends of the Hidden Temple.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #787 on: January 14, 2011, 10:38:15 PM »
So I'm guessing you run out of time before you're able to complete the golden monkey, if you know what I mean.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #788 on: January 14, 2011, 10:39:11 PM »
So I'm guessing you run out of time before you're able to complete the golden monkey, if you know what I mean.

I always complete the golden monkey. Except once, but I was having a bad day.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #789 on: January 14, 2011, 11:23:56 PM »
 :laugh:

I was thinking more of a Double Dare type thing.


Wait......relationships are EXACTLY like Double Dare!

Because sometimes you have to go shoulder deep to get the flag, and usually Marc Summers is in the room.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #790 on: January 14, 2011, 11:26:46 PM »
He never leaves, even when you squirt him  :sadpanda:

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #791 on: February 19, 2011, 09:44:10 AM »
Alright ladies. Help needed.

About a week ago my girlfriend dropped the bomb on me that one day she is going to go blind. Guaranteed. 100%. They don't even have a time table for it, except that "She should make it to 40".

For some reason, I can't stop thinking about this. I'm always thinking about hypotheticals. What if this relationship gets serious? What if we end up together? What if she goes blind when she is like 40, which for both of us probably won't even be halfway through our lives?

What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm 20, we have only been dating for a month, and this whole eye problem is wrecking me right now.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #792 on: February 19, 2011, 09:46:24 AM »
Darn TOX, that's hard.  :(

My best piece of advice is to be with her and give her the support she expects from her boyfriend. Time will tell if things are gonna work out between you two, but such a tough burden should not be carried alone by anyone.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #793 on: February 19, 2011, 09:46:36 AM »
Alright ladies. Help needed.

About a week ago my girlfriend dropped the bomb on me that one day she is going to go blind. Guaranteed. 100%. They don't even have a time table for it, except that "She should make it to 40".

For some reason, I can't stop thinking about this. I'm always thinking about hypotheticals. What if this relationship gets serious? What if we end up together? What if she goes blind when she is like 40, which for both of us probably won't even be halfway through our lives?

What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm 20, we have only been dating for a month, and this whole eye problem is wrecking me right now.
Crap. No laser surgery or anything? Nothing can be done to save her sight?


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« Reply #794 on: February 19, 2011, 09:59:19 AM »
That shouldn't bother you.

It's 20 years away and if you're still together by that point, I would imagine that you would love her enough not to care.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #795 on: February 19, 2011, 10:23:16 AM »
And imagine all the new sciences we'll have in 20 years. They might have found a solution to her problem by then.

Don't sweat it.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #796 on: February 19, 2011, 10:35:02 AM »
I wouldn't be concerned in the least.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #797 on: February 19, 2011, 10:46:49 AM »
Yeah, it's hard sometimes but you have to live the moment.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #798 on: February 22, 2011, 09:13:22 PM »
Day zero  ;D

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #799 on: February 24, 2011, 05:44:37 AM »
1 year and 5 month anniversary the day before yesterday. :metal

No, we didn't celebrate it. :lol We just happened to had plans to go see a movie (Tangled - it was AWESOME! The horse was one of the funniest things I've seen! :lol ) and it was a mere coincedence to happen on that day.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #800 on: February 24, 2011, 09:45:50 AM »
That shouldn't bother you.

It's 20 years away and if you're still together by that point, I would imagine that you would love her enough not to care.

I agree with this 100%

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #801 on: February 25, 2011, 06:37:00 AM »
soooooooooooo




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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #802 on: February 25, 2011, 01:21:02 PM »
JOOOOE! :heart :heart :heart

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #803 on: February 27, 2011, 10:58:29 AM »
What do boys want on anniversaries? 2 years coming up.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #804 on: February 27, 2011, 12:05:35 PM »
sex?