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Lynxo cured my bad breath with his penis.
GODDAMMIT HARRY
Man, Harry is so awesome. I wish I could be as cool as him.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Harry, I think your girlfriend's schizophrenic.
Quote from: antigoon on August 05, 2010, 03:43:38 PMHarry, I think your girlfriend's schizophrenic. She is.
As frequently happens, Super Dude nailed it.
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD
Quote from: Silver Tears on August 05, 2010, 04:18:18 PMIT WAS ALREADY DEAD Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't.
Quote from: Logical Nightmare on August 06, 2010, 04:56:54 PMQuote from: Silver Tears on August 05, 2010, 04:18:18 PMIT WAS ALREADY DEAD Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull
Setra, I think that is the best statement I have read on this forum. Very well said.
Quote from: Silver Tears on August 08, 2010, 05:23:08 PMQuote from: Logical Nightmare on August 06, 2010, 04:56:54 PMQuote from: Silver Tears on August 05, 2010, 04:18:18 PMIT WAS ALREADY DEAD Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull I am going to refrain from a woman driver joke......
... over seagulls.
Quote from: setrataeso on August 09, 2010, 05:27:25 PMQuote from: Silver Tears on August 08, 2010, 05:23:08 PMQuote from: Logical Nightmare on August 06, 2010, 04:56:54 PMQuote from: Silver Tears on August 05, 2010, 04:18:18 PMIT WAS ALREADY DEAD Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull I am going to refrain from a woman driver joke......Oh give me a break, I'm just learning how to drive