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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #700 on: August 05, 2010, 12:36:33 PM »
Ten month's and counting here. By far, the longest relationsship I've ever had. :heart
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #701 on: August 05, 2010, 12:53:08 PM »

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #702 on: August 05, 2010, 03:42:44 PM »
Man, Harry is so awesome. I wish I could be as cool as him.

Harry, you are the biggest n00b I've ever met.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #703 on: August 05, 2010, 03:43:38 PM »
Harry, I think your girlfriend's schizophrenic.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #704 on: August 05, 2010, 03:44:01 PM »
 :lol
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #705 on: August 05, 2010, 03:44:44 PM »
Arg he's making me look like a crazy person now!

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #706 on: August 05, 2010, 03:53:42 PM »
Harry, I think your girlfriend's schizophrenic.
She is.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #707 on: August 05, 2010, 03:54:31 PM »

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #708 on: August 05, 2010, 04:07:33 PM »
Hey don't hate on Harry.  I think Harry is a cool guy.  Eh kills aliens and dosen't afraid of anything.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #709 on: August 05, 2010, 04:09:23 PM »
I just feel bad that his girlfriend is so crazy. 

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #710 on: August 05, 2010, 04:09:37 PM »
Shurrup you!

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #711 on: August 05, 2010, 04:10:53 PM »
 :lol

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #712 on: August 05, 2010, 04:16:43 PM »
Geez. Looks like she's losing the ability to spell, too!

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #713 on: August 05, 2010, 04:17:41 PM »
She runs over seagulls multiple times to make sure they're dead, you know?

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #714 on: August 05, 2010, 04:18:18 PM »
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #715 on: August 05, 2010, 04:24:51 PM »
Hahahaha!  :rollin

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #716 on: August 06, 2010, 04:56:54 PM »
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.

I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. :\

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #717 on: August 06, 2010, 04:59:49 PM »
You know what the worst part is? They had named the seagull Sigz before.

So not only does my scottish, avian alter ego die, but then Silver Tears runs him over for the ultimate insult :sadpanda:
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #718 on: August 06, 2010, 05:28:59 PM »
 :|

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #719 on: August 08, 2010, 05:23:08 PM »
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.

I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. :\

Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.

I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull  :(

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #720 on: August 08, 2010, 09:10:57 PM »
Love is such a powerful emotion.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #721 on: August 09, 2010, 12:36:45 AM »
In one way or another, yes.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #722 on: August 09, 2010, 05:27:25 PM »
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.

I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. :\

Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.

I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull  :(

I am going to refrain from a woman driver joke...
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #723 on: August 09, 2010, 09:45:51 PM »
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.

I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. :\

Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.

I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull  :(

I am going to refrain from a woman driver joke...
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I guess you could use a woman driver joke to....

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bump the thread.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #724 on: August 10, 2010, 01:20:28 AM »
Only a weak "Yeah" from Roger Daltrey this time...
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #725 on: August 10, 2010, 04:50:15 AM »
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.

I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. :\

Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.

I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull  :(

I am going to refrain from a woman driver joke...
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Oh give me a break, I'm just learning how to drive  :P

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #726 on: August 10, 2010, 05:02:05 AM »
... over seagulls.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #727 on: August 10, 2010, 05:02:46 AM »
 :yeahright

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« Reply #728 on: August 10, 2010, 05:03:14 AM »
I just couldn't pass up on that. ;)
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #729 on: August 10, 2010, 05:03:34 AM »
BA-DUM-DUM CHHH

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #731 on: August 10, 2010, 05:04:23 AM »
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #732 on: August 10, 2010, 05:48:52 AM »
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.

I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. :\

Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.

I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull  :(

I am going to refrain from a woman driver joke...
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Oh give me a break, I'm just learning how to drive  :P

So am I. I've avoided killing animals thus far.
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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #733 on: August 10, 2010, 05:50:07 AM »
 :lol

Okay guys. I have to admit it, I was lying. The seagull (as far as I know) was indeed dead before she ran it over.

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Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
« Reply #734 on: August 10, 2010, 05:51:07 AM »
 :lol

No need to change my post about it, though. :P
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