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DTF 2014 Awards?
« on: January 24, 2015, 09:44:45 AM »
Did we not do this for 2013?  :sadpanda:
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2015, 10:33:09 AM »
We were going to, but everyone and everything sucked so bad, we decided to forego it.



Note to all DTFers, step up your game this year so Jay can have his awards thingy.

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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2015, 10:44:01 AM »
Lmao



I was wondering if I like went in to a coma for a week and missed it or something. :lol


I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2015, 11:40:17 AM »
Who will win between Blob and I for biggest hater of prog music?

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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2015, 12:13:52 PM »
Who will win between Blob and I for biggest hater of prog music?

That might need it's own separate thread......

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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2015, 02:00:41 PM »
And we'll name it, "The Aqua Net" Award.
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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2015, 02:24:24 PM »
Fuck.

Yes.

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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2015, 04:51:36 PM »
Whoops. I guess it slipped by. Usually we start the planning in November.  :lol

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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2015, 09:32:57 PM »
Who will win between Blob and I for biggest hater of prog music?

Um excuse me, but I'm pretty sure your favourite album for each year list included Rush - 2112, so that's a disqualification. :lol
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2015, 09:36:15 PM »
Nope. 2112 is bad ass by any stretch of the imagination. Cannot deny.

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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2015, 09:53:00 PM »
Nope. 2112 is bad ass by any stretch of the imagination. Cannot deny.

Yuuuuuup, I win that award. :biggrin: Sorry, Coz.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2015, 09:58:56 PM »
I reckon I could give you a run for your money Blob  ;D
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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2015, 10:01:08 PM »
I reckon I could give you a run for your money Blob  ;D

A new challenger appears!
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2015, 04:25:51 AM »
Blob, the only thing you will win is "Most Pale DTF Member".
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2015, 04:29:12 AM »
Blob, the only thing you will win is "Most Pale DTF Member".

I doubt it. An Australian pale is like a UK tanned, so Kotowboy probably has me beat. I'm really not that pale considering how little I leave the house.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2015, 04:30:03 AM »
 :lol

So true.  I can see his pale hand holding a Starbuck's cup.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2015, 04:34:19 AM »
Blob, the only thing you will win is "Most Pale DTF Member".

Most likely to procrastinate accepting his award?

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« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2015, 04:39:55 AM »
That or "Most likely to turn into Dr. Emmett Brown.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2015, 04:43:31 AM »
I would gladly accept both awards. :lol
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2015, 04:45:25 AM »
 :lol


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« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2015, 04:46:42 AM »
 :lol

I know!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2015, 08:34:26 AM »
:lol

So true.  I can see his pale hand holding a Starbuck's cup.

I laughed way too hard  :rollin

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Re: DTF 2014 Awards?
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2015, 02:26:48 PM »
AndyDT would win the paleist award if he were still around.  I miss the insanity.
     

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« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2015, 03:44:58 PM »
That or "Most likely to turn into Dr. Emmett Brown.
The other day I was driving on the interstate with my 11-year old daughter.  We were going kind of fast.

She takes a look at the speedometer and says, "When this thing hits 88 miles per hour..."

I lol'd
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« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2015, 03:59:33 PM »
Your work is done Hef.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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