Author Topic: Never Enough parody lyrics (Read 4344 times)

Jaffa · « **on:** July 01, 2011, 04:09:51 PM »

Don’t ask me why this exists. I was bored, tired, and procrastinating. I just thought I’d share, maybe give a few people a chuckle or two.

Anyway, these are parody lyrics for Never Enough. Instead of being written in the perspective of a musician writing to his ungrateful fans, this is written in the perspective of an obese man writing to his hungry stomach:

Stretch my mouth open wide
Stuff it tight
Fill you up
With all I have to eat
And then you burp and eat again
And then complain that
You didn’t like the big
Red stretch marks on your skin
You didn’t like the way your
Fat bulged in my brand new clothes

What would you say
If I ate my tray
Would you regurgitate
But then it’d be too late
Cause I can only take so much of your abundant craves
Everything is never enough

Sacrifice my belt
Neglect my teeth and health
All for you to be happy
All those tummy aches
And pills I take for your safety
And then you say how dare I
Try to exercise
I must be just sadistic
And only want to cause you pain

What would you say
If I ate my tray
Would you regurgitate
But then it’d be too late
Cause I can only take so much of your abundant craves
Everything is never enough

wasteland · « **Reply #1 on:** July 01, 2011, 04:22:20 PM »

Quote from: Jaffa on July 01, 2011, 04:09:51 PM

What would you say
If I ate my tray
Would you regurgitate

Bolsters · « **Reply #2 on:** July 01, 2011, 09:57:12 PM »

I'm going to hear most of these whenever I listen to this song now. Just like Cut In A Whale and Amish Steak.

Zook · « **Reply #3 on:** July 01, 2011, 11:08:50 PM »

Quote from: wasteland on July 01, 2011, 04:22:20 PM

Quote from: Jaffa on July 01, 2011, 04:09:51 PM
What would you say
If I ate my tray
Would you regurgitate

wasteland · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2011, 01:53:19 AM »

Quote from: Bolsters on July 01, 2011, 09:57:12 PM

I'm going to hear most of these whenever I listen to this song now. Just like Cut In A Whale and Amish Steak.

You forgot "I argue with the clowns stealing beauty from my arse" and "I've shat a tractor, hit an octave, I am not a freak"

Infinite Cactus · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2011, 01:58:12 AM »

Quote from: wasteland on July 02, 2011, 01:53:19 AM

Quote from: Bolsters on July 01, 2011, 09:57:12 PM
I'm going to hear most of these whenever I listen to this song now. Just like Cut In A Whale and Amish Steak.

You forgot "I argue with the clowns stealing beauty from my arse" and "I've shat a tractor, hit an octave, I am not a freak"

SOMETHING SOMETHING. GOD IT'S SUNDAY DO HAIR

wasteland · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2011, 02:09:32 AM »

Quote from: Infinite Cactus on July 02, 2011, 01:58:12 AM

Quote from: wasteland on July 02, 2011, 01:53:19 AM
Quote from: Bolsters on July 01, 2011, 09:57:12 PM
I'm going to hear most of these whenever I listen to this song now. Just like Cut In A Whale and Amish Steak.

You forgot "I argue with the clowns stealing beauty from my arse" and "I've shat a tractor, hit an octave, I am not a freak"

SOMETHING SOMETHING. GOD IT'S SUNDAY DO HAIR

Never heard this.

Sounds like the F# line of Innocence Faded... Is it?

The Presence of Frenemies · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2011, 02:18:14 AM »

Quote from: wasteland on July 02, 2011, 02:09:32 AM

Quote from: Infinite Cactus on July 02, 2011, 01:58:12 AM
Quote from: wasteland on July 02, 2011, 01:53:19 AM
Quote from: Bolsters on July 01, 2011, 09:57:12 PM
I'm going to hear most of these whenever I listen to this song now. Just like Cut In A Whale and Amish Steak.

You forgot "I argue with the clowns stealing beauty from my arse" and "I've shat a tractor, hit an octave, I am not a freak"

SOMETHING SOMETHING. GOD IT'S SUNDAY DO HAIR

Never heard this. Sounds like the F# line of Innocence Faded... Is it?

Yes.

Jaffa · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2011, 09:41:50 AM »

These are misheard lyrics you guys are talking about, or what? I feel I'm missing something.

Aniland · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2011, 09:50:56 AM »

Jaffa threads are the best threads. When I am gone from this place, he shall be my successor.

Jaffa · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2011, 09:59:38 AM »

I think I'm complimented, but maybe I'm also scared.

Zook · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2011, 10:07:41 AM »

Quote from: Jaffa on July 02, 2011, 09:59:38 AM

I think I'm complimented, but maybe I'm also scared.

I don't know, I'd be insulted.

Bolsters · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2011, 09:52:46 PM »

Is there anywhere to see all those old misheard lyrics videos? I can find some of them on Youtube but the best ones seem to have disappeared.

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2011, 10:06:51 PM »

Quote from: wasteland on July 02, 2011, 01:53:19 AM

Quote from: Bolsters on July 01, 2011, 09:57:12 PM
I'm going to hear most of these whenever I listen to this song now. Just like Cut In A Whale and Amish Steak.

You forgot "I argue with the clowns stealing beauty from my arse" and "I've shat a tractor, hit an octave, I am not a freak"

What's that from?

Zook · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2011, 10:13:00 PM »

Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on July 02, 2011, 10:06:51 PM

Quote from: wasteland on July 02, 2011, 01:53:19 AM
Quote from: Bolsters on July 01, 2011, 09:57:12 PM
I'm going to hear most of these whenever I listen to this song now. Just like Cut In A Whale and Amish Steak.

You forgot "I argue with the clowns stealing beauty from my arse" and "I've shat a tractor, hit an octave, I am not a freak"
What's that from?

PULL ME UNDAH!

SystematicThought · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2011, 11:40:06 PM »

This water's spitting up ground beef
This water's spitting without me and
If Harvey tastes it fugitive past
If we lock breath leaves me wantless
to come a lass

Metropolis Pt. II · « **Reply #16 on:** July 02, 2011, 11:58:10 PM »

Captain sex!

Ħ · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2011, 12:03:15 AM »

Quote from: Metropolis Pt. II on July 02, 2011, 11:58:10 PM

Captain sex!

That's the best one!

But where is the girl that I'm feeling?
I feel Elaine,
I feel the breast.
Sucks his dick,
Captain Sex!

Metropolis Pt. II · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2011, 12:04:27 AM »

Bolsters · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2011, 12:38:58 AM »

Quote from: Ħ on July 03, 2011, 12:03:15 AM

Quote from: Metropolis Pt. II on July 02, 2011, 11:58:10 PM
Captain sex!
That's the best one!

But where is the girl that I'm feeling?
I feel Elaine,
I feel the breast.
Sucks his dick,
Captain Sex!

Somehow I had forgotten about that one

silly me.

E.S. · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2011, 01:43:58 AM »

Pork time at night
Approaching the cannibal
With a sudden arise
I fear bad mint eyes, singer lies, compromise.

Can't find that video anymore.

alirocker08 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 03, 2011, 09:25:17 AM »

I feel the need to record a cover of this

eosforum · « **Reply #22 on:** July 03, 2011, 09:42:56 AM »

Still no mention of "I can't eat strange asian food, but I don't mind.." ?

? · « **Reply #23 on:** July 04, 2011, 01:14:28 AM »

"Watching mortality I mow the lawn!"

wasteland · « **Reply #24 on:** July 04, 2011, 01:28:50 AM »

Quote from: ? on July 04, 2011, 01:14:28 AM

"Watching mortality I mow the lawn!"

The Killing Hand?

Quote from: eosforum on July 03, 2011, 09:42:56 AM

Still no mention of "I can't eat strange asian food, but I don't mind.." ?

Where is this from? I am clueless...

Ħ · « **Reply #25 on:** July 04, 2011, 01:47:36 AM »

Quote from: wasteland on July 04, 2011, 01:28:50 AM

Quote from: ? on July 04, 2011, 01:14:28 AM
"Watching mortality I mow the lawn!"

The Killing Hand?

Quote from: eosforum on July 03, 2011, 09:42:56 AM
Still no mention of "I can't eat strange asian food, but I don't mind.." ?

Where is this from? I am clueless...

Sounds like Strange Deja Vu.

Jaffa · « **Reply #26 on:** July 04, 2011, 02:10:50 AM »

Quote from: alirocker08 on July 03, 2011, 09:25:17 AM

I feel the need to record a cover of this

If you do, that will totally make my week.

Zydar · « **Reply #27 on:** July 04, 2011, 02:12:38 AM »

I'd sooner take my life than live with Lucy Liuuuu!

Tomislav95 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 04, 2011, 03:55:56 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on July 04, 2011, 02:12:38 AM

I'd sooner take my life than live with Lucy Liuuuu!

eosforum · « **Reply #29 on:** July 04, 2011, 05:30:51 AM »

Quote from: Ħ on July 04, 2011, 01:47:36 AM

Quote from: wasteland on July 04, 2011, 01:28:50 AM
Quote from: ? on July 04, 2011, 01:14:28 AM
"Watching mortality I mow the lawn!"

The Killing Hand?

Quote from: eosforum on July 03, 2011, 09:42:56 AM
Still no mention of "I can't eat strange asian food, but I don't mind.." ?

Where is this from? I am clueless...
Sounds like Strange Deja Vu.

Yep, that's it...

Millais · « **Reply #30 on:** July 04, 2011, 08:29:40 AM »

this is amazing.

? · « **Reply #31 on:** July 04, 2011, 08:33:01 AM »

Quote from: wasteland on July 04, 2011, 01:28:50 AM

Quote from: ? on July 04, 2011, 01:14:28 AM
"Watching mortality I mow the lawn!"

The Killing Hand?

Yep. Another great misheard lyric I remember (from Blind Faith): "Cheesesticks every day!"

Zydar · « **Reply #32 on:** July 04, 2011, 08:34:46 AM »

"God I'm high, I'm a steak" (Sacrificed Sons)

"Lost in the sky, clowns row by and I row with them" (Pull Me Under)

"Endless sack of rice" (Endless Sacrifice)

reneranucci · « **Reply #33 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:29:12 AM »

"A conga line comes into view" cracks me up every time.

wasteland · « **Reply #34 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:31:42 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on July 04, 2011, 08:34:46 AM

"God I'm high, I'm a steak" (Sacrificed Sons)

"Lost in the sky, clowns row by and I row with them" (Pull Me Under)

"Endless sack of rice" (Endless Sacrifice)

Those are anthemic!

"This water's spitting up ground beef, this water's spitting a brown Myung"

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