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In the spirit of food related discourse

Apples
28 (59.6%)
Oranges
19 (40.4%)

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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2012, 09:09:52 PM »
There are some chocolates with orange. I'm not a fan.

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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2012, 09:25:11 PM »
Apple is a one hand operation, wins.
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2012, 09:47:09 PM »
I see no reason to compare the two, it's like comparing bananas and cantaloupes.
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2012, 10:43:39 PM »
Bananas would win hands down.
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2012, 11:23:39 PM »
I see no reason to compare the two, it's like comparing bananas and cantaloupes.

I like 'em both but unfortunately for me I like 'em best when they're nearing spoiled as that's when they're sweetest so I've lost copious amounts of 'em to rotting over the years when I spaced out for a couple days. Cantaloupe is damn good though. Honeydew can kiss my ass though.
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2012, 11:38:27 PM »
Oranges are more work as I suck at peeling them. But they taste better.
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2012, 12:04:53 AM »
Why can't we all just get along?

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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2012, 12:15:15 AM »
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #43 on: June 27, 2012, 12:17:18 AM »
Because it would taste disgusting?
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #44 on: June 27, 2012, 12:56:57 AM »
Not as bad as the taste left in my mouth after reading that post.
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #45 on: June 27, 2012, 02:16:59 AM »
Cantaloupe is damn good though. Honeydew can kiss my ass though.

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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #46 on: June 27, 2012, 03:49:02 AM »
Apples are better in just about every possible way.

Oranges have juice, and ruin chocolate.

Oranges ruin chocolate?  So like, if there was a cake of some sort combining oranges and chocolate, it would be terrible? 

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Not terrible, I just prefer chocolate without orange. I didn't mean ruin as in make it entirely inedible, I just meant ruin as in I think it tastes a lot better without.
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #47 on: June 27, 2012, 03:58:52 AM »
Why can't we all just get along?



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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #48 on: June 27, 2012, 10:03:23 PM »
Bananas would win hands down.
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #49 on: June 28, 2012, 01:17:49 AM »
Bananas would win hands down.
Bananas + peanut butter = sex

Very good, but still... oranges>apples>bananas.
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #50 on: June 28, 2012, 09:01:08 AM »
Bananas are awesome.
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #51 on: June 28, 2012, 02:47:50 PM »
Yes, but apples and oranges are even awesomer.
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #52 on: June 28, 2012, 02:51:24 PM »
Yes, but apples and oranges are even awesomer.
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #53 on: June 28, 2012, 02:52:58 PM »
I've always thought the apple/orange on the cover of Freakonomics looked tasty.




As for the discussion, I really prefer the taste of oranges but it's dependent on the situation. Apples are just easier to eat and only require 1 hand.

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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #54 on: June 28, 2012, 02:54:19 PM »
That looks... unnatural.

Also, good that you have a lot of one-handed practice, then? :neverusethis:
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Re: Apples v. Oranges
« Reply #55 on: June 28, 2012, 02:59:10 PM »
:neverusethis:

Actually, it's mainly when riding a bike that I like the fact that I can still eat. Especially since I am always running late and being able to eat something whilst cycling there is handy  :P.