Author Topic: So how does DTF want to be buried? (Read 11640 times)

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #70 on:** August 05, 2011, 06:19:12 PM »

Fuck. I've lived near the Atlantic Fucking Ocean for all 25 years of my life and have never once gone to the beach at night to yell loudly. Beach at night kicks major amounts of ass though.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #71 on:** August 05, 2011, 06:20:53 PM »

If I make it in the film industry and make a ton of money, I want to buried with all of my worldly possessions and then have it guarded like the trap in Raiders of the Lost Ark with the giant boulder and everything.

Tripp · « **Reply #72 on:** August 05, 2011, 06:22:34 PM »

Space Burial, please.

Or cremation.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #73 on:** August 05, 2011, 06:23:39 PM »

Trapped in a mine only to die because lat's human mouse trap worked.

bout to crash · « **Reply #74 on:** August 05, 2011, 06:26:17 PM »

James, you must try it when life is getting you down. Good therapy.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #75 on:** August 05, 2011, 06:30:09 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on August 05, 2011, 06:23:39 PM

Trapped in a mine only to die because lat's human mouse trap worked.

You're welcome. Try not to look at the giant mural of Bosky that I'll have on the walls of my tomb.

Sigz · « **Reply #76 on:** August 05, 2011, 06:35:14 PM »

Stuff me, dress me up in a toga and paint me gray, then prop me up on the street in a major city like a human statue. Use the income to get drunk.

Gadough · « **Reply #77 on:** August 05, 2011, 06:45:23 PM »

I want to be cremated. The idea of my body being burned to ashes is much, much less terrifying to me than my body being stuffed into the ground and slowly decomposing.

Aramatheis · « **Reply #78 on:** August 05, 2011, 07:12:11 PM »

I think a normal burial is ok, albeit expensive. In that case, I'd like to be able to build my own casket/coffin at some point during my life, so my family won't have to buy one. Doesn't matter where I get buried though.

So either that, or cremated. Being transformed into a jar of ashes would be neat. Plus, if my family kept my ashes, they could creep out the grandchildren with them.

zerogravityfat · « **Reply #79 on:** August 05, 2011, 10:38:16 PM »

i want my ashes scattered to the Mediterranean in a very dude like way.

though all my good organs will be donated to save lives first.

ScioPath · « **Reply #80 on:** August 05, 2011, 11:00:39 PM »

I want to be dropped into an active volcano.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #81 on:** August 05, 2011, 11:01:58 PM »

I want my cadaver to be converted into a lamp. Or hat-rack.

Dark Castle · « **Reply #82 on:** August 05, 2011, 11:11:27 PM »

I want my ashes pressed into vinyl.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #83 on:** August 06, 2011, 01:25:03 AM »

For a minute I thought this thread got bumped because of my posts in the chat thread recently

I'll copy it from there-

"Just to revise me funeral plans, I want William Shatner to do a spoken word version of Stairway To Heaven, then I want Leonard Nimoy to do the modifed Trek monologue from the end of The Wrath of Khan, then I want my KISS casket to be shot out of a photon torpedo tube into orbit around one of Cybertron's moons while a cassette tape of "The Touch" plays in the background. "

Ok, so that's not serious, but a man can dream.....

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #84 on:** August 06, 2011, 01:28:43 AM »

Sounds like you really enjoy sci-fi and early 70s hard rock.

So do I. ^^

VioletS16 · « **Reply #85 on:** August 06, 2011, 08:06:51 AM »

Quote from: Edan the Man on November 01, 2009, 05:30:22 AM

In a very shallow grave, and preferably in/near a city. In case of zombie outbreak I want to have quick access to brains.

This.

If we all get turned into Zombies, I ain't missing out cause I'm a pile of ashes. I want to be able to just rip out of the ground. Actually, just dump my body in a lake. It'll look cool when I slosh out of it, half rotten, in 100 years.

kári · « **Reply #86 on:** August 06, 2011, 08:12:29 AM »

In 100 years nothing would be left of you if you were dumped in a lake.

Jirpo · « **Reply #87 on:** August 06, 2011, 08:14:47 AM »

I want to be buried in a tomb representing the cover of Powerslave. Nothing less will do.

VioletS16 · « **Reply #88 on:** August 06, 2011, 08:17:17 AM »

Quote from: kári on August 06, 2011, 08:12:29 AM

In 100 years nothing would be left of you if you were dumped in a lake.

Hmm...
2 years after I die then.

ich bin besser · « **Reply #89 on:** August 06, 2011, 08:25:10 AM »

My parents bought a tree in a wood, called "Friedwald" over here. People get cremated and their ashes will be buried under their tree. No gravestones, no big flower arrangements, just a small sign on the tree with the names. I love this idea. My mum was buried there in January.

To get an idea: https://www.friedw.de/BUV-0-Einleitung.AxCMS?ActiveID=1255 ( pics on bottom of the page).

nightmare_cinema · « **Reply #90 on:** August 07, 2011, 04:02:09 AM »

If possible I wanna be put in some kind of bio-degradable sack and put into the sea/ocean so animals (sharks, plankton, fishes etc.) can just eat me and I'll be a useful source of nutrition. My dad's already looked up which parts of the UK you can do that from incase I die before him

If it has to be something boring I choose cremation in the cheapest container possible.

robwebster · « **Reply #91 on:** August 07, 2011, 05:38:29 AM »

I want to be served on croissants at the wake.

bout to crash · « **Reply #92 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:55:26 AM »

mmm, I love croissants

Gadough · « **Reply #93 on:** August 07, 2011, 12:42:30 PM »

Quote from: robwebster on August 07, 2011, 05:38:29 AM

I want to be served on croissants at the wake.

I would eat one, in the vain hope that I may gain some of your wit.

DarkEternalNight · « **Reply #94 on:** August 07, 2011, 05:08:48 PM »

No one wanted to be smoked after they were cremated?

Dark Castle · « **Reply #95 on:** August 07, 2011, 05:11:17 PM »

Quote from: DarkEternalNight on August 07, 2011, 05:08:48 PM

No one wanted to be smoked after they were cremated?

Why do that when I can have my ashes pressed into a vinyl of my favorite songs for my family to

to.

Zook · « **Reply #96 on:** August 07, 2011, 05:14:08 PM »

Just toss me in a ditch.

pogoowner · « **Reply #97 on:** August 07, 2011, 05:45:59 PM »

I literally could not care less what's done with my body. If anything useful could be done with it, I'd be happy with that.

Gadough · « **Reply #98 on:** August 07, 2011, 05:54:41 PM »

Pluck out every organ from my body, give them to people who need them, burn whatever's left, throw that shit in a river somewhere.

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #99 on:** August 07, 2011, 06:28:25 PM »

I want to be blown up in public. The explosions should be small enough so that it doesn't hurt anyone, but I want to be in at least 100 different pieces, and as many people covered in me as possible.

Or, cremated and my ashes mixed with cocaine, which is then sold all around the world to the unsuspecting.

bout to crash · « **Reply #100 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:05:08 PM »

There's a Six Feet Under when this dead actress's cokehead friends snort her

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Author Topic: So how does DTF want to be buried? (Read 11640 times)