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Title: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 12:38:29 PM
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 27, 2010, 12:40:49 PM
Hate to burst your bubble lady, but you could get 99.9% of the men on this forum to do that with just a smile and a deep sigh.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: sonatafanica on January 27, 2010, 12:42:11 PM
Yeah, that's not really a big deal.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 12:43:07 PM
Hate to burst your bubble lady, but you could get 99.9% of the men on this forum to do that with just a smile and a deep sigh.

(I know, he just said I wouldn't post it, so I had to prove him wrong.)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 12:44:02 PM
Yeah, that's not really a big deal.

Compared to most stuff, this is nothing, lol, but it's funny for a big black man.  :P
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 27, 2010, 12:44:20 PM
I used to wear my female friend's clothes all the time and they used to get annoyed at ME for doing it :neverusethis:

Particularly since they were about half my size.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 12:45:43 PM
I used to wear my female friend's clothes all the time and they used to get annoyed at ME for doing it :neverusethis:

Particularly since they were about half my size.

I can imagine.  ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 27, 2010, 12:46:26 PM
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO IAIN IS?

You never responded to me in that other thread.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 12:47:37 PM
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO IAIN IS?

You never responded to me in that other thread.

Oh, thought it was a rhetorical question.

I've read through a lot of the threads here, and Volk told me about some of the inside-jokes, haha.. (Plus judging by the way people used "Iain", I figured what it meant.  :P
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 27, 2010, 12:48:32 PM
Oh, okay :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 12:50:30 PM
Oh, okay :lol

What? Did you think I was psychic or something?   :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Tick on January 27, 2010, 12:55:01 PM
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 27, 2010, 12:56:06 PM
Oh, okay :lol

What? Did you think I was psychic or something?   :lol
Na. I thought you might have just saw someone using it and didn't really understand what it was (obviously not the case since Volk explained to you what it was).

I've seen people do that with a few inside memes here.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 12:56:43 PM
Oh, okay :lol

What? Did you think I was psychic or something?   :lol
Na. I thought you might have just saw someone using it and didn't really understand what it was (obviously not the case since Volk explained to you what it was).

I've seen people do that with a few inside memes here.

I like to at least know what I'm talking about first, lol.  :D
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Arcaeus on January 27, 2010, 01:06:59 PM
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:07:53 PM
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.


DAMMIT NICK!!!!  :censored


But........but how?  :'(   Will I never win against him?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Tick on January 27, 2010, 01:15:56 PM
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.


DAMMIT NICK!!!!  :censored


But........but how?  :'(   Will I never win against him?
Sure you can, just refuse to spank him with the belt.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:17:45 PM
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.


DAMMIT NICK!!!!  :censored


But........but how?  :'(   Will I never win against him?
Sure you can, just refuse to spank him with the belt.

I might mention he did not enjoy the belt part...  ^_^"  He always takes it away..  :-[
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 27, 2010, 01:28:41 PM
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:29:52 PM
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on January 27, 2010, 01:30:37 PM
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Admit defeat and this embarrassment might just go away.
 :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:32:28 PM
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Admit defeat and this embarrassment might just go away.
 :lol

(Why would I be embarrassed, I didn't do anything like that  ;))

And no, I'm too stubborn.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 27, 2010, 01:32:52 PM
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Admit defeat and this embarrassment might just go away.
 :lol

Lol, it wont :P
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:33:14 PM
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?   :'(   He did nothing....  -flops on ground in sorrow-
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: black_biff_stadler on January 27, 2010, 01:33:22 PM
Hate to burst your bubble lady, but you could get 99.9% of the men on this forum to do that with just a smile and a deep sigh.

Cue track 2 from the black album for title reference
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:33:54 PM
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Admit defeat and this embarrassment might just go away.
 :lol

Lol, it wont :P


We'll see who laughs last Volk when this weekend comes along you get nothing from me.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 27, 2010, 01:36:42 PM
Ouch :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 27, 2010, 01:37:09 PM
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Admit defeat and this embarrassment might just go away.
 :lol

Lol, it wont :P


We'll see who laughs last Volk when this weekend comes along you get nothing from me.

'Cept your thong ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:38:08 PM
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Admit defeat and this embarrassment might just go away.
 :lol

Lol, it wont :P


We'll see who laughs last Volk when this weekend comes along you get nothing from me.

'Cept your thong ;)

Good luck getting that now.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on January 27, 2010, 01:38:19 PM
Nicely done Volk. Respect.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 27, 2010, 01:39:14 PM
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

o/
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:39:42 PM
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

It'll be the last time he "does" anything.    :yeahright
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on January 27, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

It'll be the last time he "does" anything.    :yeahright

Snappy retort. Volk, your counter-argument please?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:43:04 PM
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

It'll be the last time he "does" anything.    :yeahright

Snappy retort. Volk, your counter-argument please?

He went to take a test for school I think (some college thing)

I have to go to work now, but when I get back at midnight, we're settling this Volk!!!

And let's just say he'll be very deprived from now on.  :P
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 27, 2010, 01:43:38 PM
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

It'll be the last time he "does" anything.    :yeahright

Snappy retort. Volk, your counter-argument please?

It'll be the last time you "get" anything ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 27, 2010, 01:44:15 PM
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Ah, and what is that?  :hat
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 27, 2010, 01:44:48 PM
If you are as cute as your avatar suggests, Volk already won a lifetime achievement award.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:45:00 PM
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

It'll be the last time he "does" anything.    :yeahright

Snappy retort. Volk, your counter-argument please?

It'll be the last time you "get" anything ;)

"Get"?!?!?! You gave me nothing!!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:45:44 PM
If you are as cute as your avatar suggests, Volk already won a lifetime achievement award.

Aw, thank y-

Hey! Wait a second! He wins nothing! ( :P)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:45:59 PM
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Ah, and what is that?  :hat

Nothing, nothing at all.....  :-[
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 27, 2010, 01:46:23 PM
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Ah, and what is that?  :hat

Nothing, nothing at all.....  :-[
No of course not  :millahhhh
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:48:19 PM
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Ah, and what is that?  :hat

Nothing, nothing at all.....  :-[
No of course not  :millahhhh

Of course.  ;)


(AHCRAPLATEFORWORK!!!!!!!!!!!)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on January 27, 2010, 01:48:54 PM
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Ah, and what is that?  :hat

Nothing, nothing at all.....  :-[
No of course not  :millahhhh

Of course.  ;)


(AHCRAPLATEFORWORK!!!!!!!!!!!)

DTF will do that to ya.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: ariich on January 27, 2010, 01:49:10 PM
I just have one thing to say...


















































:eyebrows:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
I just have one thing to say...


















































:eyebrows:

??
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Orbert on January 27, 2010, 01:54:47 PM
I agree.

































:eyebrows:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 27, 2010, 02:11:45 PM
As do I






























































:eyebrows:

Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: tri.ad on January 27, 2010, 02:13:03 PM
Walk away and I raise my eyebrows.















What the hell. Might as well do it now.

:eyebrows:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: emindead on January 27, 2010, 03:25:30 PM
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

o/
*\o INTER-FUCKING-CEPTED!!!!!!
















:eyebrows:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: ZBomber on January 27, 2010, 03:36:43 PM
This has now become a Volk Appreciation Thread.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 27, 2010, 04:00:02 PM
DTF:Living vicariously through volk since about 4 hour ago.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 04:14:09 PM
This has now become a Volk Appreciation Thread.

NO! NO IT'S NOT!

What has he accomplished?!?!  :huh:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 04:17:03 PM
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Ah, and what is that?  :hat

Nothing, nothing at all.....  :-[
No of course not  :millahhhh

Of course.  ;)


(AHCRAPLATEFORWORK!!!!!!!!!!!)

DTF will do that to ya.

On break atm, and I thought a good way to relax would be to see my beloved friends on DTF....and I come back to see this.  :facepalm:

Why is Volk getting props for stuff...I'm the one who made him wear it.  :yeahright

What's he accomplished!?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 27, 2010, 04:19:53 PM
Listen closely lady, hear that sound, that's the sound of a well schemed plan completely and utterly backfiring.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 04:28:37 PM
Listen closely lady, hear that sound, that's the sound of a well schemed plan completely and utterly backfiring.

My name isn't "lady"..  :'(

Fine, my plan backfired.

But I still don't see what he did that was so amazing.  :\  (I'm the one that got him to do that whereas usually..okay, nvm, but he did nothing.  :angry: Nothing I say!!!)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 27, 2010, 04:33:41 PM
Sorry about the lady thing miss. (it's actually a term of endearment I use for females I find very cool)

Just thinking, the biggest irony of this is that if we had ripped on volk for said incedent, and you proceeded to perform such actions more, old volkie would have just blown up our PM boxes with thank yous. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 04:36:21 PM
Sorry about the lady thing miss. (it's actually a term of endearment I use for females I find very cool)

Just thinking, the biggest irony of this is that if we had ripped on volk for said incedent, and you proceeded to perform such actions more, old volkie would have just blown up our PM boxes with thank yous. :biggrin:

Ah, well, in that case, it's okay, you may call me that.  :D

 :-[.......I would not.......   >/////////<

(That's what he gets for being a jerk)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 04:41:43 PM
I don't understand the excess of eyebrow raising..  ???
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 04:46:10 PM
Sorry for posting so many times in a row, but I have to go back to work now (wont' be back till midnight- ugh) so I wanted to put my idea:

Tell you guys what. Vote whether Volk or I won this, and whoever the winner is, they get to do whatever they want to the loser. (Feel free to make suggestions)  ;)

GO.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 27, 2010, 04:49:07 PM
Volk wins. He didn't take 27 posts in this thread to fail and have a plan back-fire.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: ariich on January 27, 2010, 04:54:16 PM
they get to do whatever they want to the loser. (Feel free to make suggestions)  ;)
Because of this part, I vote for Rina.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Sigz on January 27, 2010, 04:56:52 PM
they get to do whatever they want to the loser. (Feel free to make suggestions)  ;)
Because of this part, I vote for Rina.

(https://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8945/kaneclap.gif)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on January 27, 2010, 05:00:08 PM
they get to do whatever they want to the loser. (Feel free to make suggestions)  ;)
Because of this part, I vote for Rina.

Partially this, also because she fits in so well here.
Is cool, but I'd say she's better known than Volk is.  :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: cthrubuoy on January 27, 2010, 05:13:52 PM
 Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 27, 2010, 07:27:52 PM
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

It'll be the last time he "does" anything.    :yeahright

Ooh, in that case, shotgun!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 27, 2010, 07:53:28 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

I didnt buy her that camera for this purpose.
Volk wins. He didn't take 27 posts in this thread to fail and have a plan back-fire.

Exactly :tup

This has now become a Volk Appreciation Thread.

If a black man could blush, I'd be doing it.

And for those voting against me, it's because im black right? I mean, I can change. I can do the whole Michael Jackson color change thing (thoughyou may have to keep 73109 and a few others away :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 27, 2010, 07:55:30 PM
Volk wins. He didn't take 27 posts in this thread to fail and have a plan back-fire.

(https://namecriticscam.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/irony.jpg)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 09:39:59 PM
they get to do whatever they want to the loser. (Feel free to make suggestions)  ;)
Because of this part, I vote for Rina.

Partially this, also because she fits in so well here.
Is cool, but I'd say she's better known than Volk is.  :lol

Thank you guys... It means so much...
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 09:42:22 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

If you want pics of Volk in a thong, that's fine with me.  :P
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 27, 2010, 09:43:09 PM
they get to do whatever they want to the loser. (Feel free to make suggestions)  ;)
Because of this part, I vote for Rina.

Partially this, also because she fits in so well here.
Is cool, but I'd say she's better known than Volk is.  :lol

Thank you guys... It means so much...

As it should. What better way to validate yourself than through the opinions of a bunch of strangers in an online forum?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 09:45:21 PM
I hate to be a post-whore, but c'mon! Vote for me!

Maybe the winner can have the loser post pictures! (I'll put up one of Volk wearin' my stuff!!!)  :D

.....Please? Guys, please vote for me.  :'(   I beg you.

If he wins, he's going to take so much advantage of it, it's not even funny.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 27, 2010, 09:48:03 PM
How about you chill?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 27, 2010, 09:48:29 PM
I hate to be a post-whore, but c'mon! Vote for me!

Maybe the winner can have the loser post pictures! (I'll put up one of Volk wearin' my stuff!!!)  :D

.....Please? Guys, please vote for me.  :'(   I beg you.

If he wins, he's going to take so much advantage of it, it's not even funny.

I would love to see pictures - I don't even care of whom. I voted "Definitely Rina" though.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Genowyn on January 27, 2010, 09:48:39 PM
You're winning anyway, I dunno what you're so concerned about.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 09:50:15 PM
How about you chill?

Oh, I am winning (just checked)..

Okay, well, since I'm going to win.. ;)  How about some fun ideas since the winner gets whatever they want from the loser (Volk)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 27, 2010, 09:51:18 PM
How about you chill?

Oh, I am winning (just checked)..

Okay, well, since I'm going to win.. ;)  How about some fun ideas since the winner gets whatever they want from the loser (Volk)

thongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthong
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 09:51:58 PM
How about you chill?

Oh, I am winning (just checked)..

Okay, well, since I'm going to win.. ;)  How about some fun ideas since the winner gets whatever they want from the loser (Volk)

thongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthongthong


DETAILS MAN! WE NEED DETAILS!!!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 09:53:00 PM
I hate to be a post-whore, but c'mon! Vote for me!

Maybe the winner can have the loser post pictures! (I'll put up one of Volk wearin' my stuff!!!)  :D

.....Please? Guys, please vote for me.  :'(   I beg you.

If he wins, he's going to take so much advantage of it, it's not even funny.

I would love to see pictures - I don't even care of whom. I voted "Definitely Rina" though.

Thank you...  :tup

Although the "I would love to see pictures" refering to Volk is....scary...  :|
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 27, 2010, 09:56:55 PM
Just take a picture of the two of you wearing thongs and standing next to each other. :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 09:59:37 PM
Just take a picture of the two of you wearing thongs and standing next to each other. :lol

You see guys, the whole point of me winning is to avoid me having to do that. Please cooperate. ^_^"""
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 27, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
Maybe the winner can have the loser post pictures! (I'll put up one of Volk wearin' my stuff!!!)  :D

.....Please? Guys, please vote for me.  :'(   I beg you.

If he wins, he's going to take so much advantage of it, it's not even funny.

All the more reason to vote for Volk.  No offense to Volk, I'd rather not see him in a thong.

And as cool as you are Rina, Volk said he liked my voice, so we wins on the genuine compliment principle.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 10:03:20 PM
Maybe the winner can have the loser post pictures! (I'll put up one of Volk wearin' my stuff!!!)  :D

.....Please? Guys, please vote for me.  :'(   I beg you.

If he wins, he's going to take so much advantage of it, it's not even funny.

All the more reason to vote for Volk.  No offense to Volk, I'd rather not see him in a thong.

And as cool as you are Rina, Volk said he liked my voice, so we wins on the genuine compliment principle.

No! Not the more reason to vote for him!  :'(

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Progmetty on January 27, 2010, 10:16:44 PM
well Rina I certinly like you but I really think you should add a "who's rina/how long has metty been away?" option to the poll cause it seems to me that the first time I saw you was a couple of days ago and everybody else is acting like you're chino or someone who's been here since forever and everybody knows them lol
I just hit the pipe a bit ago, excuse my highness.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 10:19:13 PM
well Rina I certinly like you but I really think you should add a "who's rina/how long has metty been away?" option to the poll cause it seems to me that the first time I saw you was a couple of days ago and everybody else is acting like you're chino or someone who's been here since forever and everybody knows them lol
I just hit the pipe a bit ago, excuse my highness.

I'm clearly a post-whore (and I'm making it worse as I type), and I've posted so much in the brief time I've been here, that it's hard to not notice me everywhere. I'm almost annoying myself.  :|
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 27, 2010, 10:19:56 PM
And if you are annoying yourself, you continue why???
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 27, 2010, 10:21:17 PM
And if you are annoying yourself, you continue why???

 :sadpanda:

Okay, I'm officially leavin the thread for a few days to stop annoying people.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Progmetty on January 27, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
naaah you can whore post as much as you like Rina, it doesn't bother us here at DTF unless it's a guy who's doing, then we set out to make him hate himself and feel pretty damn good while doing it heh
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: tri.ad on January 28, 2010, 12:12:40 AM
And if you are annoying yourself, you continue why???

Then I looked out of the window, and I saw a huge train passing by, full with containers of irony.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: BlobVanDam on January 28, 2010, 12:40:11 AM
Just take a picture of the two of you wearing thongs and standing next to each other. :lol

You see guys, the whole point of me winning is to avoid me having to do that. Please cooperate. ^_^"""

I'm going to have to retract my vote for you.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Orbert on January 28, 2010, 06:57:22 AM
Why is Volk getting props for stuff...  What's he accomplished!?

For one thing, he has a hot girlfriend.  Guys get serious points for that from other guys.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 07:16:38 AM
Just take a picture of the two of you wearing thongs and standing next to each other. :lol

You see guys, the whole point of me winning is to avoid me having to do that. Please cooperate. ^_^"""

I'm going to have to retract my vote for you.

My last post for a few weeks:


We're tied atm, don't ruin my chance to not only avoid having to do that, but being able to do that. After all, everyone would rather have Volk in a thong, right?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: cthrubuoy on January 28, 2010, 07:30:43 AM
Team Volk.

You're now losing Rina ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 10:06:04 AM
Team Volk.

You're now losing Rina ;)

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, the poll will end tonight at 9:30 (I know we aren't all in the same time zone, so basically that's 9 1/2 hours from now, haha)

Here's a pic of something similar to how Volk looked:

https://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r234/Joemillionaire3D/Epic_Fail.jpg
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 28, 2010, 10:06:59 AM
Team Volk.

You're now losing Rina ;)

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, the poll will end tonight at 9:30 (I know we aren't all in the same time zone, so basically that's 9 1/2 hours from now, haha)

Here's a pic of something similar to how Volk looked:

https://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r234/Joemillionaire3D/Epic_Fail.jpg
Now he will win even more :lolpalm:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 10:15:27 AM
Team Volk.

You're now losing Rina ;)

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, the poll will end tonight at 9:30 (I know we aren't all in the same time zone, so basically that's 9 1/2 hours from now, haha)

Here's a pic of something similar to how Volk looked:

https://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r234/Joemillionaire3D/Epic_Fail.jpg
Now he will win even more :lolpalm:

There must be something horribly wrong with me since I seem to lack the physical capacity to understand how that made him WIN MORE.   :|
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: millahh on January 28, 2010, 10:25:53 AM
I voted for ya, rina.  I don't really want to see volk in a thong, but the concept is sufficiently amusing...
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 10:33:59 AM
I voted for ya, rina.  I don't really want to see volk in a thong, but the concept is sufficiently amusing...

Th-....thank you....

https://maven.smith.edu/~vmorales/images/pussnboots.jpg
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: ReaPsTA on January 28, 2010, 10:36:32 AM
I voted Volk.

But Rina, you kinda dug your own grave.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 28, 2010, 10:36:54 AM
Did anyone else notice that this thread is now the announcement at the top of each page?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: ReaPsTA on January 28, 2010, 10:39:16 AM
Did anyone else notice that this thread is now the announcement at the top of each page?

Really, that's the only reason I read it.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on January 28, 2010, 10:39:59 AM
Did anyone else notice that this thread is now the announcement at the top of each page?

 :omg:
For the first time since I joined it's changed!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on January 28, 2010, 10:43:17 AM
Damn I need to remove my vote and re-vote
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 10:44:50 AM
Did anyone else notice that this thread is now the announcement at the top of each page?

 :omg:
For the first time since I joined it's changed!

 :omg:  I didn't even notice that!

If I get a Vote-for-Rina shirt (like in Napoleon Dynamite) and do a funny dance, will you vote for me? Volk has an evil mind, I'm afraid of what he's gonna pick if he wins.  :'(

(And yeah, I kinda did dig my own grave, but I was certain you guys loved irony enough to vote for me)

I am again proved wrong.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: ReaPsTA on January 28, 2010, 10:47:27 AM
Volk got a spanking, and then you talked about the horrible things he would make you do if you lost. DTF's fun-filled combination of masochism and misogyny strikes again.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 10:54:57 AM
Volk got a spanking, and then you talked about the horrible things he would make you do if you lost. DTF's fun-filled combination of masochism and misogyny strikes again.

DTF hates me? And here I thought I fit in..

Volk got spanked twice then took the belt away.  :yeahright  Never let's me have any fun..

Vote for Rina~

https://www.pegasusnews.com/photos/2008/jun/15/18426/
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 28, 2010, 11:11:53 AM
We don't hate you Rina (how could I hate a fellow WKUK fan?), it's just in the matter of campaigning for yourself you failed to take in consideration that this is a male-dominated board, most of which would not be interested in seeing a man in a thong.  While we realize Volk probably won't put a picture of you in a thong up, any picture that isn't one of a guy in a thong would win out.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 11:16:00 AM
We don't hate you Rina (how could I hate a fellow WKUK fan?), it's just in the matter of campaigning for yourself you failed to take in consideration that this is a male-dominated board, most of which would not be interested in seeing a man in a thong.  While we realize Volk probably won't put a picture of you in a thong up, any picture that isn't one of a guy in a thong would win out.

(WKUK FTW!)

I'm slowly understanding that I possess little, if any, logic.

Okay...Vote for me and...I'll.....put up a picture of me! (Wearing normal clothes)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: ReaPsTA on January 28, 2010, 11:17:53 AM
Okay...Vote for me and...I'll.....put up a picture of me! (Wearing normal clothes)

There we go, I changed my vote.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 11:20:14 AM
In any case, since I am without a doubt going to win, what should the thing the winner (me) gets to do.  ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: ReaPsTA on January 28, 2010, 11:21:06 AM
In any case, since I am without a doubt going to win, what should the thing the winner (me) gets to do.  ;)

If you end up not winning, this post will be why.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: antigoon on January 28, 2010, 11:22:09 AM
uhh, volk.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 28, 2010, 11:31:07 AM
OK lady, you got my vote, just cause I think you make a necessary addition to this forum, and are fun as hell.  This has nothing to do with seeing a black man in a thong, or a white guy for that matter.(now an asian guy, thats a whole other story :\)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 11:32:01 AM
In any case, since I am without a doubt going to win, what should the thing the winner (me) gets to do.  ;)

If you end up not winning, this post will be why.

......

In the event I might possibly win, what should I do?

(Better?)   :P
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: antigoon on January 28, 2010, 11:33:03 AM
You should let Volk have his way with you







:eyebrows:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 11:33:23 AM
OK lady, you got my vote, just cause I think you make a necessary addition to this forum, and are fun as hell.  This has nothing to do with seeing a black man in a thong, or a white guy for that matter.(now an asian guy, thats a whole other story :\)

 :D  You = my new best friend!

I'm half Asian, so that last part tickled me slightly.

Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 11:35:09 AM
You should let Volk have his way with you







:eyebrows:

If I win.  :-[    Not him.  :yeahright
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 28, 2010, 11:48:02 AM
If Rina is unable to learn how to put images in her post by the end of the poll tonight, I want my vote for her switched to Volk.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 11:50:56 AM
If Rina is unable to learn how to put images in her post by the end of the poll tonight, I want my vote for her switched to Volk.

What pictures do you request?  :D  (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T CHANGE YOUR VOTE)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 28, 2010, 11:52:06 AM
I was referring to posts like the one below where you just link to the image instead of displaying the image in the post (like this: (https://maven.smith.edu/~vmorales/images/pussnboots.jpg))
I voted for ya, rina.  I don't really want to see volk in a thong, but the concept is sufficiently amusing...

Th-....thank you....

https://maven.smith.edu/~vmorales/images/pussnboots.jpg
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 11:55:22 AM
I was referring to posts like the one below where you just link to the image instead of displaying the image in the post (like this: (https://maven.smith.edu/~vmorales/images/pussnboots.jpg))
I voted for ya, rina.  I don't really want to see volk in a thong, but the concept is sufficiently amusing...

Th-....thank you....

https://maven.smith.edu/~vmorales/images/pussnboots.jpg


I know how to do it, but every time I try it, it doesn't work. (Then again, I am a female and therefore capable of making simple things very, very complicated.  :P

I promise to make an earnest effort to do so.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 28, 2010, 11:56:29 AM
lol...

Just highlight the link you want to post as an image and click the little icon that looks like a picture.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 11:59:43 AM
lol...

Just highlight the link you want to post as an image and click the little icon that looks like a picture.

I will.  ;) It's a promise.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: emindead on January 28, 2010, 01:55:03 PM
And if you are annoying yourself, you continue why???
Then I looked out of the window, and I saw a huge train passing by, full with containers of irony.
Your post didn't go unnoticed.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 01:58:58 PM
And if you are annoying yourself, you continue why???
Then I looked out of the window, and I saw a huge train passing by, full with containers of irony.
Your post didn't go unnoticed.

 :lol  I lol'd when I read that earlier, he's right, you don't go unappreciated.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 28, 2010, 02:01:19 PM
And if you are annoying yourself, you continue why???
Then I looked out of the window, and I saw a huge train passing by, full with containers of irony.
Your post didn't go unnoticed.
Holy shit tri.ad. Your awesomeness-score just went off the charts  :rollin
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 02:53:00 PM
And if you are annoying yourself, you continue why???
Then I looked out of the window, and I saw a huge train passing by, full with containers of irony.
Your post didn't go unnoticed.
Holy shit tri.ad. Your awesomeness-score just went off the charts  :rollin


(https://www.spreadsheetconverter.com/samples/charts/images/line-chart-web.png)


My God, it's true, they've.....vanished! OFF THE CHART!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 28, 2010, 02:54:32 PM
Congrats on the image post.

Pity it's 9:30pm in the UK so my vote will be changed to Volk.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: tri.ad on January 28, 2010, 02:55:09 PM
And if you are annoying yourself, you continue why???
Then I looked out of the window, and I saw a huge train passing by, full with containers of irony.
Your post didn't go unnoticed.
Holy shit tri.ad. Your awesomeness-score just went off the charts  :rollin

It's about time someone appreciates my genius. :P







Thanks. :D
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 02:55:20 PM
Congrats on the image post.

Pity it's 9:30pm in the UK.

I FINALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (What's sad is I've always known  how to do that...)

Will you vote for me now?  ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 02:55:54 PM
And if you are annoying yourself, you continue why???
Then I looked out of the window, and I saw a huge train passing by, full with containers of irony.
Your post didn't go unnoticed.
Holy shit tri.ad. Your awesomeness-score just went off the charts  :rollin

It's about time someone appreciates my genius. :P







Thanks. :D

Does my flattery earn a vote?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: tri.ad on January 28, 2010, 02:56:28 PM
Let's say that you've already received it in advance. ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 28, 2010, 02:56:38 PM
Congrats on the image post.

Pity it's 9:30pm in the UK.

I FINALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (What's sad is I've always known  how to do that...)

Will you vote for me now?  ;)
See my edit.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 02:59:12 PM
Congrats on the image post.

Pity it's 9:30pm in the UK.

I FINALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (What's sad is I've always known  how to do that...)

Will you vote for me now?  ;)
See my edit.


It's 5:00 P.M. where I am, so please, gather friends to vote for me, because there's not much time left, and he's way ahead of me.

And knowing DTF, if he wins you're going to give him horrible ideas.  :'(
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 28, 2010, 03:00:34 PM
Thanks for giving us the option to remove our votes because I just removed mine and voted for Volk.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: MetalManiac666 on January 28, 2010, 03:02:15 PM
Thanks for giving us the option to remove our votes because I just removed mine and voted for Volk.

This.

After reading through the thread, he definitely won.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 03:03:05 PM
Thanks for giving us the option to remove our votes because I just removed mine and voted for Volk.

This thread......worst idea I've ever had.... :'(

Can I change the rules, so that the winner gets a hug instead?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on January 28, 2010, 03:03:56 PM
Why is Rina losing?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: MetalManiac666 on January 28, 2010, 03:04:12 PM
I think it's too late for that now... :biggrin:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 03:04:44 PM
I think it's too late for that now... :biggrin:

Tell you what- the winner gets a kiss on the forehead instead, okay?  :D
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 28, 2010, 03:05:56 PM
Why is Rina losing?

Probably because a lot of boys on the Internet think that if Volk wins, he will post semi-nekkid pics of her.  :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 03:07:28 PM
Why is Rina losing?

Probably because a lot of boys on the Internet think that if Volk wins, he will post semi-nekkid pics of her.  :lol

 :-[

FORTHELOVEOFGODJUSTVOTEFORME.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 28, 2010, 03:07:55 PM
Wow, instant increase in votes for volk, the 21 and under demographic must have come in.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 28, 2010, 03:09:44 PM
Wow, instant increase in votes for volk, the 21 and under demographic must have come in.
Isn't that DTF's main demographic? :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: tri.ad on January 28, 2010, 03:11:52 PM
Wow, instant increase in votes for volk, the 21 and under demographic must have come in.
Isn't that DTF's main demographic? :lol

16 and under would be more accurate, since this demographic has increased quite a bit over the last few months.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 28, 2010, 03:12:48 PM
Wow, instant increase in votes for volk, the 21 and under demographic must have come in.
Isn't that DTF's main demographic? :lol
Yes, thats why she's losing.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 03:13:04 PM
Wow, instant increase in votes for volk, the 21 and under demographic must have come in.
Isn't that DTF's main demographic? :lol

16 and under would be more accurate, since this demographic has increased quite a bit over the last few months.

Sorry for being slow, but what do you mean by demographic?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 28, 2010, 03:14:16 PM
It's a demonstration of our graphic skills.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 03:14:51 PM
It's a demonstration of our graphic skills.

 :facepalm:   I got that part, but what'd you mean by the 21 + under stuff?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 28, 2010, 03:16:03 PM
... :lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic

"Demographics or demographic data are the characteristics of a population as used in government, marketing or opinion research, or the demographic profiles used in such research. Note the distinction from the term "demography" (see below.) Commonly-used demographics include sex, race, age, income, disabilities, mobility (in terms of travel time to work or number of vehicles available), educational attainment, home ownership, employment status, and even location"
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 03:18:44 PM
... :lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic

"Demographics or demographic data are the characteristics of a population as used in government, marketing or opinion research, or the demographic profiles used in such research. Note the distinction from the term "demography" (see below.) Commonly-used demographics include sex, race, age, income, disabilities, mobility (in terms of travel time to work or number of vehicles available), educational attainment, home ownership, employment status, and even location"

That makes sense now.


So, you're relating the 16 and under/21 thing to the users? Or.....?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: ariich on January 28, 2010, 03:26:31 PM
Yeah although it's an exaggeration, there was a bit of an influx of younger users recently, but generally the average of the forum isn't very low.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 03:27:54 PM
Yeah although it's an exaggeration, there was a bit of an influx of younger users recently, but generally the average of the forum isn't very low.

Well I'm over 16, so am I exempt from this? ^_^"
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Fluffy Lothario on January 28, 2010, 03:47:30 PM
I have little to add to this thread, other than that thongs/strings are great.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 28, 2010, 03:48:35 PM
I have little to add to this thread, other than that thongs/strings are great when women wear them.
Fix'd
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 03:50:34 PM
I have little to add to this thread, other than that thongs/strings are great when women wear them.
Fix'd

Makes more sense now.

So, going on the logic that thongs are great on men, WHY IS HE WINNING?!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 28, 2010, 03:52:23 PM
I have little to add to this thread, other than that thongs/strings are great when women wear them.
Fix'd

Makes more sense now.

So, going on the logic that thongs are great on men, WHY IS HE WINNING?!
BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING HIM WIN!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 03:54:29 PM
I have little to add to this thread, other than that thongs/strings are great when women wear them.
Fix'd

Makes more sense now.

So, going on the logic that thongs are great on men, WHY IS HE WINNING?!
BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING HIM WIN!

How?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 28, 2010, 03:55:54 PM
I have little to add to this thread, other than that thongs/strings are great when women wear them.
Fix'd

Makes more sense now.

So, going on the logic that thongs are great on men, WHY IS HE WINNING?!
BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING HIM WIN!

How?
By trying to let him lose.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 28, 2010, 03:56:44 PM
*Sits back and watches the thread unravel

 :corn
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
*Sits back and watches the thread unravel

 :corn

SHUT UP!!!  :-[
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: emindead on January 28, 2010, 04:03:59 PM
So, until what hour does this poll will take place?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 04:06:33 PM
So, until what hour does this poll will take place?

Three more hours.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Fluffy Lothario on January 28, 2010, 04:07:57 PM
I have little to add to this thread, other than that thongs/strings are great when women wear them.
Fix'd
I agree... but that wasn't entirely what I meant.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 28, 2010, 04:08:29 PM
I have little to add to this thread, other than that thongs/strings are great when women wear them.
Fix'd
I agree... but that wasn't entirely what I meant.
:|
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 04:10:12 PM
I have little to add to this thread, other than that thongs/strings are great when women wear them.
Fix'd

Makes more sense now.

So, going on the logic that thongs are great on men, WHY IS HE WINNING?!
BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING HIM WIN!

How?
By trying to let him lose.

Huh?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 28, 2010, 04:13:08 PM
I have little to add to this thread, other than that thongs/strings are great when women wear them.
Fix'd

Makes more sense now.

So, going on the logic that thongs are great on men, WHY IS HE WINNING?!
BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING HIM WIN!

How?
By trying to let him lose.

Huh?
If you keep saying negative things about Volg and trying to push him down, people will vote for Volk because that is how DTF works.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 04:14:21 PM
I have little to add to this thread, other than that thongs/strings are great when women wear them.
Fix'd

Makes more sense now.

So, going on the logic that thongs are great on men, WHY IS HE WINNING?!
BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING HIM WIN!

How?
By trying to let him lose.

Huh?
If you keep saying negative things about Volg and trying to push him down, people will vote for Volk because that is how DTF works.

Would the opposite work?

-ahem-  Volk is the most amazing person in the world and his sexual prowess is unmatched. He completely deserves to win.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 28, 2010, 04:19:58 PM
My vote can always be bought.  Make an offer and I'll tell you if you should bother paypal'ing me the money.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 04:23:11 PM
My vote can always be bought.  Make an offer and I'll tell you if you should bother paypal'ing me the money.

How about a hug?  :smiley:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 04:47:16 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just realized I can vote for myself! YES!!!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Adami on January 28, 2010, 05:04:29 PM
So what happens if volk wins?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 05:13:12 PM
So what happens if volk wins?

I don't know.  :-[ 

Either he's going to think of some horrible thing on his own, or he's gonna go with something you guys suggest.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: cthrubuoy on January 28, 2010, 05:17:37 PM
Isn't he unable to post at the moment though?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 05:20:39 PM
Isn't he unable to post at the moment though?

Yeah, he said his laptop isn't working atm.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: cthrubuoy on January 28, 2010, 05:35:30 PM
Good effort to him mind. Winning without even being here :D
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 05:36:46 PM
Good effort to him mind. Winning without even being here :D

 :'(   I fail so much I don't even need an opponent.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 28, 2010, 06:15:29 PM
I fail so much I don't even need an opponent.


A fail-off versus Nick!  This is a great idea!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 06:18:45 PM
Okay guys, only an hour left, please, I beg of you, vote for the poor helpless girl.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 28, 2010, 06:20:20 PM
I fail so much I don't even need an opponent.


A fail-off versus Nick!  This is a great idea!
I just added another course to your dinner.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 06:48:15 PM
I fail so much I don't even need an opponent.


A fail-off versus Nick!  This is a great idea!
I just added another course to your dinner.

Free hugs to everyone who frees me from the madman's clutches.  :sadpanda:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 28, 2010, 06:51:55 PM

Free hugs to everyone who frees me from the madman's clutches.  :sadpanda:

I only accept cash and tangible gifts.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 28, 2010, 06:54:18 PM
I fail so much I don't even need an opponent.


A fail-off versus Nick!  This is a great idea!
I just added another course to your dinner.

Free hugs to everyone who frees me from the madman's clutches.  :sadpanda:

E-hugs dont have any credibility.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 28, 2010, 06:59:13 PM
:lol  I love the late-added 4th option.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 07:06:43 PM
I fail so much I don't even need an opponent.


A fail-off versus Nick!  This is a great idea!
I just added another course to your dinner.

Free hugs to everyone who frees me from the madman's clutches.  :sadpanda:

E-hugs dont have any credibility.

SILENCE!!!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 07:39:15 PM
It's 9:30.......and he won.  :'(
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on January 28, 2010, 07:40:29 PM
I should teach you some things about campaigning :neverusethis:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 07:47:42 PM
I have a favor to ask:

In exchange for deleting this thread and making Volk not use his "winner-gets-to-do-whatever-with-the-loser" thing, I will give each and every one of you a virtual hug.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 28, 2010, 07:50:14 PM
That wouldn't be fair now, would it?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 07:51:09 PM
That wouldn't be fair now, would it?

It would, trust me.  :D

And if anything, can we make the loser just buy him dinner or something?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 28, 2010, 07:51:42 PM
I think that's between the two of you.  :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 07:53:02 PM
But alas! He's not here! So DTF can officially decide! We're officially putting it in your hands.

And don't let me down this time.  :sadpanda:

Pick dinner at a japanese steakhouse please.  :D
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on January 28, 2010, 07:54:58 PM
Hibachi
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 07:56:36 PM
Hibachi

YES!!  ;D

So DTF has decided that I will buy Volk dinner at a japanese steakhouse. (and he will order habachi)

Right?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 28, 2010, 08:00:21 PM
No.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:00:54 PM
 :sadpanda:

But you guys haven't said anything else, so it HAS to be that!!!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on January 28, 2010, 08:01:55 PM
Oh, I thought you were taking ME to Hibachi...
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:03:41 PM
Oh, I thought you were taking ME to Hibachi...

In case you weren't keeping up with the thread, I lost the poll, and (being the loser),  then winner (Volk) can request any favor from me/do whatever he wants. Since he isn't here, I'm leaving it up to DTF to decide for him.

(Sorry for the disapointment  :P)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 28, 2010, 08:05:46 PM
He gets to decide when he gets back.  But, for the record, my vote is that it include jello, livestock, and a webcam.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:06:53 PM
He gets to decide when he gets back.  But, for the record, my vote is that it include jello, livestock, and a webcam.

 :blush............ :-[   You're so cruel...

And hey! No webcam!  :angry:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Orbert on January 28, 2010, 08:08:59 PM
I was looking forward to seeing somebody in a thong one way or another, and Rina did lose, so...
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:10:35 PM
I was looking forward to seeing somebody in a thong one way or another, and Rina did lose, so...

 :blush  You know what? Why don't we just forget this whole thing ever happened? I've learned my lesson, and I'm sure Volk will forget we ever had this lil bet.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on January 28, 2010, 08:11:56 PM
Forget? Never!


This must be archived for eternity!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:13:01 PM
Forget? Never!


This must be archived for eternity!

DON'T USE THE WORD ARCHIVE! THEY'LL DO IT!!!  :omg:

Although if it's archived, then Volk will forget about this, and you guys won't have a chance to unanimously decide my fate.  ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 08:14:48 PM
I was looking forward to seeing somebody in a thong one way or another, and Rina did lose, so...

 :blush  You know what? Why don't we just forget this whole thing ever happened? I've learned my lesson, and I'm sure Volk will forget we ever had this lil bet.

I agree with Orbert, and you gave us your word, Rina. I even voted for you, but I would've been satisfied with the outcome either way. :lol

Seriously though, I'm sure that Volk would've manned up, so now you've got to do the same.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:16:38 PM
I was looking forward to seeing somebody in a thong one way or another, and Rina did lose, so...

 :blush  You know what? Why don't we just forget this whole thing ever happened? I've learned my lesson, and I'm sure Volk will forget we ever had this lil bet.

I agree with Orbert, and you gave us your word, Rina. I even voted for you, but I would've been satisfied with the outcome either way. :lol

Seriously though, I'm sure that Volk would've manned up, so now you've got to do the same.

But you guys don't understand! As a female, my idea for him was mildly tame. You are all men that are going to give him ideas, and even still HE'S A MAN WITH A INCREDIBLE MIND!!!  :omg:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:34:12 PM
How do I turn the poll off?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 28, 2010, 08:34:47 PM
You mean locking it?  I'll do it.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:37:40 PM
You mean locking it?  I'll do it.

Oh, okay, someone has to lock it- I get it. :D  Sure go ahead, and please delete this thread before Volk come back.  :(
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 28, 2010, 08:38:08 PM
Nice try.  :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:39:08 PM
Nice try.  :lol

Fine, then don't give him any ideas.  :(
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 28, 2010, 08:43:17 PM
I was looking forward to seeing somebody in a thong one way or another, and Rina did lose, so...

 :blush  You know what? Why don't we just forget this whole thing ever happened? I've learned my lesson, and I'm sure Volk will forget we ever had this lil bet.

I'm sorry, but I can't forget, my mind is a steel trap.  I remember the stupidest things, like the birthday of the guy who sold me my first car (and that was the only time I ever spent with him).
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:44:31 PM
I was looking forward to seeing somebody in a thong one way or another, and Rina did lose, so...

 :blush  You know what? Why don't we just forget this whole thing ever happened? I've learned my lesson, and I'm sure Volk will forget we ever had this lil bet.

I'm sorry, but I can't forget, my mind is a steel trap.  I remember the stupidest things, like the birthday of the guy who sold me my first car (and that was the only time I ever spent with him).

Fine, you can remember, but don't remind him and don't give him any ideas for him to use. Then again, his ideas are probably worse than what you guys can come up with. And so far, no one has had any, so we're going with the Steakhouse idea.  ;D
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on January 28, 2010, 08:52:13 PM
Forget? Never!


This must be archived for eternity!

DON'T USE THE WORD ARCHIVE! THEY'LL DO IT!!!  :omg:

Although if it's archived, then Volk will forget about this, and you guys won't have a chance to unanimously decide my fate.  ;)

 :lol
Even it's not archived Rina, you'll never live this down on DTF.
I won't let it happen.
Rina, you will forever be known as: girlfriend to Volk and proud owner of the biggest backfire ever to hit DTF.

Cheers.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:53:19 PM
Forget? Never!


This must be archived for eternity!

DON'T USE THE WORD ARCHIVE! THEY'LL DO IT!!!  :omg:

Although if it's archived, then Volk will forget about this, and you guys won't have a chance to unanimously decide my fate.  ;)

 :lol
Even it's not archived Rina, you'll never live this down on DTF.
I won't let it happen.
Rina, you will forever be known as: girlfriend to Volk and proud owner of the biggest backfire ever to hit DTF.

Cheers.

Thank you.

Wait.

Technically I haven't had a "backfire". Yeah I "lost" the thread, but nothing's happened to me.  ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on January 28, 2010, 08:54:07 PM
I just looked at your posts, and just in the last 24 hours you've had 145+ posts


I think you set a new record :|
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on January 28, 2010, 08:55:08 PM
Forget? Never!


This must be archived for eternity!

DON'T USE THE WORD ARCHIVE! THEY'LL DO IT!!!  :omg:

Although if it's archived, then Volk will forget about this, and you guys won't have a chance to unanimously decide my fate.  ;)

 :lol
Even it's not archived Rina, you'll never live this down on DTF.
I won't let it happen.
Rina, you will forever be known as: girlfriend to Volk and proud owner of the biggest backfire ever to hit DTF.

Cheers.

Thank you.

Wait.

Technically I haven't had a "backfire". Yeah I "lost" the thread, but nothing's happened to me.  ;)

Yet.
Just wait. I'm sure Volk won't let us down.


I just looked at your posts, and just in the last 24 hours you've had 145+ posts


I think you set a new record :|

She should win some sort of award.
Or something.... :|
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:55:52 PM
I just looked at your posts, and just in the last 24 hours you've had 145+ posts


I think you set a new record :|

I think it's all from this thread, lol. And it's my first day off in forever, so I'm spending it with all of you.  ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 08:57:07 PM
Rina, you will forever be known as: girlfriend to Volk and proud owner of the biggest backfire ever to hit DTF.

Cheers.

I like it. :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 08:57:44 PM
Forget? Never!


This must be archived for eternity!

DON'T USE THE WORD ARCHIVE! THEY'LL DO IT!!!  :omg:

Although if it's archived, then Volk will forget about this, and you guys won't have a chance to unanimously decide my fate.  ;)

 :lol
Even it's not archived Rina, you'll never live this down on DTF.
I won't let it happen.
Rina, you will forever be known as: girlfriend to Volk and proud owner of the biggest backfire ever to hit DTF.

Cheers.

Thank you.

Wait.

Technically I haven't had a "backfire". Yeah I "lost" the thread, but nothing's happened to me.  ;)

Yet.
Just wait. I'm sure Volk won't let us down.


I just looked at your posts, and just in the last 24 hours you've had 145+ posts


I think you set a new record :|

She should win some sort of award.
Or something.... :|


For my award can I be exempt from Volk's clutches?

And he will let you down because he's not going to remember this, lol. And hopefully his imagination isn't working.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 28, 2010, 09:02:39 PM
We will remind him, encourage him, and suggest things :victorydance:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:03:50 PM
We will remind him, encourage him, and suggest things :victorydance:

But it'll be quite a while until he can post (he can read on his phone, not post), so by the time you do, it'll be too late.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 09:08:58 PM
Whichever mod gave Rina 10,000 posts is my hero.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:09:50 PM
Whichever mod gave Rina 10,000 posts is my hero.

Good! Keep going with the subject change!!  :D
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 09:14:00 PM
Whichever mod gave Rina 10,000 posts is my hero.

Good! Keep going with the subject change!!  :D

(https://shaides.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/we-will-never-forget-9-11.JPG)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:15:22 PM
Whichever mod gave Rina 10,000 posts is my hero.

Good! Keep going with the subject change!!  :D

(https://shaides.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/we-will-never-forget-9-11.JPG)

But you have switched the topic and haven't given any suggestions so therefore I win.  ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 28, 2010, 09:19:42 PM
:umno:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:21:16 PM
Um, yes.   ;)

I'm taking him to the Shogun resturant.   :tup      End of story.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 09:21:27 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:22:32 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Adami on January 28, 2010, 09:28:06 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS ALREADY?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 09:29:38 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS ALREADY?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!
:rollin
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:30:31 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS ALREADY?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!
:rollin

I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M SUCH A SLUT FOR DTF THAT I CAN'T STOP!!!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Adami on January 28, 2010, 09:31:22 PM
You're an e-slut in a forum filled with virgins (myself not being one of them) and yet they are still virgins.

YOU FAIL AS AN E-SLUT!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 09:31:41 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS ALREADY?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!
:rollin

I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M SUCH A SLUT FOR DTF THAT I CAN'T STOP!!!

Is it wrong that I got turned on by that?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: MetalManiac666 on January 28, 2010, 09:32:22 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

You know, the more posts like this you make, the longer you keep this whole thing going for...
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:33:09 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

You know, the more posts like this you make, the longer you keep this whole thing going for...


Hm...you're right, I'll stop mentioning it so it'll go away.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:33:45 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS ALREADY?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!
:rollin

I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M SUCH A SLUT FOR DTF THAT I CAN'T STOP!!!

Is it wrong that I got turned on by that?



 :blush Leave me alone!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 09:34:56 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS ALREADY?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!
:rollin

I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M SUCH A SLUT FOR DTF THAT I CAN'T STOP!!!

Is it wrong that I got turned on by that?



 :blush Leave me alone!

I think I'm gonna have to sig that for...future considerations. :P
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:35:56 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS ALREADY?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!
:rollin

I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M SUCH A SLUT FOR DTF THAT I CAN'T STOP!!!

Is it wrong that I got turned on by that?



 :blush Leave me alone!

I think I'm gonna have to sig that for...future considerations. :P

 :blush     What have I done to....nvm....
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 09:37:09 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS ALREADY?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!
:rollin

I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M SUCH A SLUT FOR DTF THAT I CAN'T STOP!!!

Is it wrong that I got turned on by that?



 :blush Leave me alone!

I think I'm gonna have to sig that for...future considerations. :P

 :blush     What have I done to....nvm....

Yeah...pretty much everything.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:37:38 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS ALREADY?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!
:rollin

I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M SUCH A SLUT FOR DTF THAT I CAN'T STOP!!!

Is it wrong that I got turned on by that?



 :blush Leave me alone!

I think I'm gonna have to sig that for...future considerations. :P

 :blush     What have I done to....nvm....

Yeah...pretty much everything.

Huh?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 28, 2010, 09:43:43 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS ALREADY?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!
:rollin

I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M SUCH A SLUT FOR DTF THAT I CAN'T STOP!!!

Is it wrong that I got turned on by that?

No, I've fapped 6 times in the last 6 threads I've seen you in because of it. My poor, poor computer desk.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 09:45:34 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS ALREADY?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!
:rollin

I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M SUCH A SLUT FOR DTF THAT I CAN'T STOP!!!

Is it wrong that I got turned on by that?

No, I've fapped 6 times in the last 6 threads I've seen you in because of it. My poor, poor computer desk.

I initially misread that as you fapping every time you saw me (rather than the quote) and got really freaked out for a minute.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Adami on January 28, 2010, 09:45:53 PM
This thread really needs to die.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:46:43 PM
:umno:

So fess up...was it you that made the change, bosk?

Very good, this conversation is far more important.  ;)

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE OVER TEN THOUSAND POSTS ALREADY?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!
:rollin

I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M SUCH A SLUT FOR DTF THAT I CAN'T STOP!!!

Is it wrong that I got turned on by that?

No, I've fapped 6 times in the last 6 threads I've seen you in because of it. My poor, poor computer desk.

I initially misread that as you fapping every time you saw me (rather than the quote) and got really freaked out for a minute.

What was he refering to?  :huh:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 28, 2010, 09:46:56 PM
Hey lady, dinner rush is over, and now I see you lost. :'(. Oh well, there is one thing in your favor, DTF's main experience comes from the internet, so you should be saf....oh wait, nevermind.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:48:02 PM
Hey lady, dinner rush is over, and now I see you lost. :'(. Oh well, there is one thing in your favor, DTF's main experience comes from the internet, so you should be saf....oh wait, nevermind.

WHY AREN'T I SAFE?!   :'(
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 09:48:45 PM
This thread really needs to die.

Oh come now, don't ruin our fun. If there's a thread that needs to die, it's hef's "Just once..." thread (which clearly demonstrates an underlying conspiracy on these forums).
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 28, 2010, 09:49:30 PM
Hey lady, dinner rush is over, and now I see you lost. :'(. Oh well, there is one thing in your favor, DTF's main experience comes from the internet, so you should be saf....oh wait, nevermind.

WHY AREN'T I SAFE?!   :'(
Because, oh wait, breaks over, tell you in two hours. :hat
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 28, 2010, 09:49:40 PM
This thread really needs to die.

This man really needs to dye his hair.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:49:52 PM
This thread really needs to die.

Oh come now, don't ruin our fun. If there's a thread that needs to die, it's hef's "Just once..." thread (which clearly demonstrates an underlying conspiracy on these forums).

No! Let him close it! Then I won't have to deal with the consequences of my actions and I'm free from Volk!!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Adami on January 28, 2010, 09:50:35 PM
This thread really needs to die.

Oh come now, don't ruin our fun. If there's a thread that needs to die, it's hef's "Just once..." thread (which clearly demonstrates an underlying conspiracy on these forums).

They both need to die. Maybe it's just me, but I was actually happy when the split from 5/8 occured and we decided that not every thread should be a chat thread.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Adami on January 28, 2010, 09:50:53 PM
This thread really needs to die.

This man really needs to dye his hair.

If I had enough hair to dye, I still wouldn't.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:51:41 PM
Hey lady, dinner rush is over, and now I see you lost. :'(. Oh well, there is one thing in your favor, DTF's main experience comes from the internet, so you should be saf....oh wait, nevermind.

WHY AREN'T I SAFE?!   :'(
Because, oh wait, breaks over, tell you in two hours. :hat

TELL MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 09:52:27 PM
This thread really needs to die.

Oh come now, don't ruin our fun. If there's a thread that needs to die, it's hef's "Just once..." thread (which clearly demonstrates an underlying conspiracy on these forums).

They both need to die. Maybe it's just me, but I was actually happy when the split from 5/8 occured and we decided that not every thread should be a chat thread.

That's fair. We're just having fun with Rina right now, I'm sure things will die down within a couple of days.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Adami on January 28, 2010, 09:53:09 PM
This thread really needs to die.

Oh come now, don't ruin our fun. If there's a thread that needs to die, it's hef's "Just once..." thread (which clearly demonstrates an underlying conspiracy on these forums).

They both need to die. Maybe it's just me, but I was actually happy when the split from 5/8 occured and we decided that not every thread should be a chat thread.

That's fair. We're just having fun with Rina right now, I'm sure things will die down within a couple of days.

She has over 10,000 posts already. In a couple of days she might BE for forum.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:53:24 PM
This thread really needs to die.

Oh come now, don't ruin our fun. If there's a thread that needs to die, it's hef's "Just once..." thread (which clearly demonstrates an underlying conspiracy on these forums).

They both need to die. Maybe it's just me, but I was actually happy when the split from 5/8 occured and we decided that not every thread should be a chat thread.

That's fair. We're just having fun with Rina right now, I'm sure things will die down within a couple of days.

Again, I support the end of this thread.

Don't leave me to Volk's mercy. He has none.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on January 28, 2010, 09:54:42 PM
This thread really needs to die.

Oh come now, don't ruin our fun. If there's a thread that needs to die, it's hef's "Just once..." thread (which clearly demonstrates an underlying conspiracy on these forums).

They both need to die. Maybe it's just me, but I was actually happy when the split from 5/8 occured and we decided that not every thread should be a chat thread.

That's fair. We're just having fun with Rina right now, I'm sure things will die down within a couple of days.

She has over 10,000 posts already. In a couple of days she might BE for forum.

You do realize that was a hack, right? She actually has like 500.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: MetalManiac666 on January 28, 2010, 09:56:49 PM
I also remember it being like 150 one or two days ago... :|
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 28, 2010, 09:57:32 PM
You guys were kidding about Archiving this, right?  :-[
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Adami on January 28, 2010, 09:57:44 PM
I have no idea. I actually don't sit on the forum 24/7. Her having 10,000 posts actually looked legit based on her posting.

However, my point stands. She's a girl in a forum filled with guys, many of which still worship women from a distance. She just has to say "lol hey guys" and will have 10000 replies. None of this is going to die down until she stops responding to every single thing anyone says on any topic. But whatever, not my forum.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 28, 2010, 10:00:56 PM
lol

Adami is right, though. It's all very lol-worthy.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: juice on January 28, 2010, 10:54:02 PM
i believe that's Rina's cue to say "lol hey guys"
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: cthrubuoy on January 29, 2010, 02:15:44 AM
lol hey guys





Oh wait, I'm not Rina.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 29, 2010, 02:16:17 AM
You're not?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: cthrubuoy on January 29, 2010, 02:18:56 AM
I might be. I've never done a detailed check.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 29, 2010, 02:31:57 AM
It may be worth doing so now.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 03:11:24 AM
??!?!


.....  -ahem-

lol hey guys!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: cthrubuoy on January 29, 2010, 03:16:11 AM
First of the incoming 10,000 replies!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: TheVoxyn on January 29, 2010, 03:16:33 AM
 :corn
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 29, 2010, 03:19:46 AM
*reply*
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: shadowfex on January 29, 2010, 05:55:35 AM
This thread really needs to die.

Yep, this. Not even slightly entertaining.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: emindead on January 29, 2010, 06:12:53 AM
This thread really needs to die.
One more post like this AND I'LL LEAVE THIS THREAD FOREVER!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Orbert on January 29, 2010, 07:17:09 AM
That's it.  I'm leaving this thread forever.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Orbert on January 29, 2010, 07:17:17 AM
I mean it.  Right now.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Orbert on January 29, 2010, 07:17:35 AM
Okay, I'm back.  Did I miss anything?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Jamesman42 on January 29, 2010, 07:33:57 AM
 :rollin

No, you missed Rina, she was about to post.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: antigoon on January 29, 2010, 08:14:10 AM
*walks into thread*

*laughs*

*walks out of thread*
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Zydar on January 29, 2010, 08:15:15 AM
*walks into thread*

 :|

*slowly backs out of thread*
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 09:45:57 AM
C'mon guys! Only 9,990 more posts to go!  :D

Okay, really, you can close the thread/archive it/delete it/whatever.

The sooner we forget the better.  :-[
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 29, 2010, 09:50:53 AM
Not until Volk rechecks it.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 09:51:27 AM
Not until Volk rechecks it.

WHY?  :'(

This thread is out of control and needs to be handled NOW.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 09:52:13 AM
And why is this thread out of control...?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 29, 2010, 09:53:07 AM
Exactly.  The fact that you lost your bet doesn't mean it is out of control.  It just means things did not go as you planned.  But, unfortunately, that is always a possible consequence when you make a bet.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 09:54:26 AM
Exactly.  The fact that you lost your bet doesn't mean it is out of control.  It just means things did not go as you planned.  But, unfortunately, that is always a possible consequence when you make a bet.

So I admit I lost. So we're done here. ^_^""
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: emindead on January 29, 2010, 09:54:45 AM
But Rina, you look so happy in your pic! No way we're gonna close this thread when you seem so happy!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 09:56:09 AM
But Rina, you look so happy in your pic! No way we're gonna close this thread when you seem so happy!

So if I change my picture to me being sad/etc, we can avoid this?  ;D
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: emindead on January 29, 2010, 09:59:54 AM
No.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:01:17 AM
No.

But what is the purpose of keeping this thread?  :'(
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 10:01:44 AM
To watch you suffer.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:03:55 AM
To watch you suffer.

Come to think of it, I'd do the same thing if I were you.  :P

But I've already lost. You've seen me suffer. What else could possibly be posted here to make it worse?  :'(
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 29, 2010, 10:05:27 AM
No, the point isn't to see you suffer.  The point is that Volk gets to see it because that was part of the deal.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:07:34 AM
No, the point isn't to see you suffer.  The point is that Volk gets to see it because that was part of the deal.

The thread doesn't have to be active for him to read this, and he's already read it anyway.  :(
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 29, 2010, 10:08:48 AM
We need to find out what the outcome is of this thread before it's closed (as in, your punishment).
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:11:28 AM
We need to find out what the outcome is of this thread before it's closed (as in, your punishment).

 :-[  But...but...... (knowing him,  he's either a) Going to gather the ideas of you guys and put them together, or b) Make it something so horrible, it cannot be repeated.  :'(

Plus his computer still isn't working.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 29, 2010, 10:18:56 AM
Sounds good to me.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:19:28 AM
You're going to be waiting for quite a while then, since he can only read, and not post.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 29, 2010, 10:19:52 AM
I am very patient man.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:22:44 AM
-shrugs-  Okay, but I can assure you that even when his computer is working, he's going to forget about this/not feel like thinking up something, so you're all wasting your time.  :P

:victorydance:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 29, 2010, 10:25:27 AM
I will remind him and think up ideas for him if it is necessary.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 29, 2010, 10:26:23 AM
Well, I don't mean to be a jerk here, but before you accuse us of wasting our time, you should probably stop and think about the fact that in the last few pages of this thread, you've spent considerable time doing little else but making yourself look like a sore loser who gets pouty when she doesn't get her way.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:28:14 AM

I will remind him and think up ideas for him if it is necessary.

Can your idea be knitting him a new sweater?


Well, I don't mean to be a jerk here, but before you accuse us of wasting our time, you should probably stop and think about the fact that in the last few pages of this thread, you've spent considerable time doing little else but making yourself look like a sore loser who gets pouty when she doesn't get her way.

(It's more fun to be pouty + a little extra-dramatic)  And you'd be just as concerned if you were me.  :|
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 29, 2010, 10:33:20 AM
Can your idea be knitting him a new sweater?
Na.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 10:34:24 AM
This is why we can't have chicks around these parts...well unless they are TDoL, About to Crash, Logical Nightmare, Neon, or Shh.

Did I miss anybody?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:35:07 AM
This is why we can't have chicks around these parts...well unless they are TDoL, About to Crash, Logical Nightmare, Neon, or Shh.

Did I miss anybody?

Ouch.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 29, 2010, 10:36:18 AM
Yeah. Anaesthesia and Nick's girlfriend (can't remember her username).
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 10:37:19 AM
Ah yes, they are cool too.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: sonatafanica on January 29, 2010, 10:39:37 AM
73109, if I may, look at your post count. See mine? I was here for a year and a half before you were, and posting regularly every day since.


You're not in any position to talk. So how about making her feel a little more welcome? Sure she is an erratic poster, but she's promised to tone it down some to that of normal posting levels.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: ariich on January 29, 2010, 10:44:11 AM
Dammit, Volk needs to see this thread and choose a suitable punishment so we can archive the damn thing. :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:47:47 AM

73109, if I may, look at your post count. See mine? I was here for a year and a half before you were, and posting regularly every day since.


You're not in any position to talk. So how about making her feel a little more welcome? Sure she is an erratic poster, but she's promised to tone it down some to that of normal posting levels.

Thanks, but it's cool. I'm not easily offended, and if I'm really getting on his nerves I'll quit posting for the day.  :D  (Although if I'm bothering you, you can just ignore me if you want)

Dammit, Volk needs to see this thread and choose a suitable punishment so we can archive the damn thing. :lol

 :'(    Define "suitable".. :(
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 29, 2010, 10:48:29 AM
I suppose I could just lock it and email him the link so he doesn't forget to check it when he gets back on.  But then we'd miss out on the fun of him posting in it to tell us what happened.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Orbert on January 29, 2010, 10:50:49 AM
We would also miss out on the fun posting in it until he does.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: axeman90210 on January 29, 2010, 11:15:27 AM
just REALLY stupid meme
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 29, 2010, 11:18:56 AM
Boasting an epic head
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on January 29, 2010, 01:03:57 PM
Coasting on an epic sled.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: tri.ad on January 29, 2010, 01:10:36 PM
You're not in any position to talk. So how about making her feel a little more welcome? Sure she is an erratic poster, but she's promised to tone it down some to that of normal posting levels.

I agree with all of this. Seriously 73109, while your behaviour might have the slightest chance to be understandable, it is not justifiable by any means, for the aforementioned reasons.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: antigoon on January 29, 2010, 01:24:40 PM
Stupid meme.  Don't use that anymore..



wait.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 29, 2010, 01:40:37 PM
just REALLY stupid meme

Boasting an epic head

Coasting on an epic sled.

Stupid meme.  Don't use that anymore..



wait.

Please knock of this kind of spam immediately.  I'm pretty lax about letting people throw out corny little one-liners that add nothing to the thread but are potentially funny.  Heck, I do it myself.  But this is just spam.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 29, 2010, 01:42:18 PM
You're not in any position to talk. So how about making her feel a little more welcome? Sure she is an erratic poster, but she's promised to tone it down some to that of normal posting levels.

I agree with all of this. Seriously 73109, while your behaviour might have the slightest chance to be understandable, it is not justifiable by any means, for the aforementioned reasons.

Absolutely.  I meant to say the same thing earlier. 
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 29, 2010, 01:56:01 PM
Yeah. Anaesthesia and Nick's girlfriend (can't remember her username).
AmorVincitOmnia right?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 29, 2010, 01:56:35 PM
This is why we can't have chicks around these parts...well unless they are TDoL, About to Crash, Logical Nightmare, Neon, or Shh.

Did I miss anybody?
DAMN YOU! YOU FORGOTTED MY GIRL COMPANION JOSOPHONE!!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: veronica on January 29, 2010, 02:07:27 PM
This is why we can't have chicks around these parts...well unless they are TDoL, About to Crash, Logical Nightmare, Neon, or Shh.

Did I miss anybody?
Yeah shure, remember all the newbs *sniffles*
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 29, 2010, 02:16:02 PM
Who are you?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: veronica on January 29, 2010, 02:39:50 PM
*full-on cry mode*
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 29, 2010, 02:40:40 PM
Don't cry, cactusgirl.  We :heart you muchly.

:hearts:

Mizzl just accidentally you.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 29, 2010, 02:47:56 PM
Mizzl just accidentally you.
Yeah, I sure did.  ???
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: veronica on January 29, 2010, 02:49:29 PM
Accidentally what?
Yay, I'm :heart :D
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 29, 2010, 02:51:06 PM
Accidentally what?
Yay, I'm :heart :D
lolvernoiceignorantofinternetmeme
Oh, and,  :heart
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 29, 2010, 02:51:29 PM
Don't cry, cactusgirl.  We :heart you muchly.

:hearts:

Mizzl just accidentally you.
Well, we can cross mizzl off the cake list.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: veronica on January 29, 2010, 02:54:54 PM
Accidentally what?
Yay, I'm :heart :D
lolvernoiceignorantofinternetmeme
Uhm, no.
NO CAKE FOR YOU!
unless you start behaving.

also, that is the most wrong I've seen my name/nick spelled in a long time.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 29, 2010, 02:55:45 PM
But I want cake!
*assumes fetus position and sobs for an hour*
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: veronica on January 29, 2010, 03:08:55 PM
Don't worry, by the time your birthday comes around I'll probably forgotten/forgiven it/you :P
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 29, 2010, 03:09:14 PM
But I want cake!
*assumes fetus position and sobs for an hour*
Fetus position? You went back inside your mother's womb? :neverusethis:

I think you'll find it's "fetal" position :P
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 03:46:55 PM
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

P.S. Hey Rina, do you know James LaBrie? Because you must've borrowed his shovel to dig yourself into such a deep hole :lol

I'll check back later (Im using someone else's laptop atm. Mines broken)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 29, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
This should be interesting.  I'll put my diabolical mind to work at once. :justjen
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 04:07:48 PM
Oh fuck! My bad Veronica! You are really cool, but you tend to stick around in DT so I really don't see you too often. :blush

I is sowwy.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 29, 2010, 04:21:57 PM
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

She seems like a sweet girl.  I wouldn't go too far.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 04:25:52 PM
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

She seems like a sweet girl.  I wouldn't go too far.

Looks are decieving, my friend. Going "too far" would only be about halfway :tup
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: glaurung on January 29, 2010, 04:33:45 PM
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

P.S. Hey Rina, do you know James LaBrie? Because you must've borrowed his shovel to dig yourself into such a deep hole :lol

I'll check back later (Im using someone else's laptop atm. Mines broken)

Make her write a poem about the awesome that is Volk and then record her reading it to you.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 29, 2010, 04:35:45 PM
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

P.S. Hey Rina, do you know James LaBrie? Because you must've borrowed his shovel to dig yourself into such a deep hole :lol

I'll check back later (Im using someone else's laptop atm. Mines broken)

Make her write a poem about the awesome that is Volk and then record her reading it to you.
In a tutu.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 29, 2010, 05:39:33 PM
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

P.S. Hey Rina, do you know James LaBrie? Because you must've borrowed his shovel to dig yourself into such a deep hole :lol

I'll check back later (Im using someone else's laptop atm. Mines broken)

Make her write a poem about the awesome that is Volk and then record her reading it to you.
In a tutu.
And an afro, like a seventies disco queen afro.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 29, 2010, 05:49:11 PM
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

P.S. Hey Rina, do you know James LaBrie? Because you must've borrowed his shovel to dig yourself into such a deep hole :lol

I'll check back later (Im using someone else's laptop atm. Mines broken)

Make her write a poem about the awesome that is Volk and then record her reading it to you.
In a tutu.
And an afro, like a seventies disco queen afro.
While being rickrolled.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 29, 2010, 06:09:49 PM
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

P.S. Hey Rina, do you know James LaBrie? Because you must've borrowed his shovel to dig yourself into such a deep hole :lol

I'll check back later (Im using someone else's laptop atm. Mines broken)

Make her write a poem about the awesome that is Volk and then record her reading it to you.
In a tutu.
And an afro, like a seventies disco queen afro.
While being rickrolled.
By a little mexican dude wearing chaps and a little sombrero, and nothing else.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 29, 2010, 06:11:47 PM
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

P.S. Hey Rina, do you know James LaBrie? Because you must've borrowed his shovel to dig yourself into such a deep hole :lol

I'll check back later (Im using someone else's laptop atm. Mines broken)

Make her write a poem about the awesome that is Volk and then record her reading it to you.
In a tutu.
And an afro, like a seventies disco queen afro.
While being rickrolled.
By a little mexican dude wearing chaps and a little sombrero, and nothing else.
It's a deal.  :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: yeshaberto on January 29, 2010, 06:14:27 PM
 :lol

just noticed rina93's 10,000 plus posts....congrats!  record time too
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 29, 2010, 06:15:19 PM
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

P.S. Hey Rina, do you know James LaBrie? Because you must've borrowed his shovel to dig yourself into such a deep hole :lol

I'll check back later (Im using someone else's laptop atm. Mines broken)

Make her write a poem about the awesome that is Volk and then record her reading it to you.
In a tutu.
And an afro, like a seventies disco queen afro.
While being rickrolled.
By a little mexican dude wearing chaps and a little sombrero, and nothing else.
It's a deal.  :lol
Deal, high five...
o/
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 29, 2010, 06:23:59 PM
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

P.S. Hey Rina, do you know James LaBrie? Because you must've borrowed his shovel to dig yourself into such a deep hole :lol

I'll check back later (Im using someone else's laptop atm. Mines broken)

Make her write a poem about the awesome that is Volk and then record her reading it to you.
In a tutu.
And an afro, like a seventies disco queen afro.
While being rickrolled.
By a little mexican dude wearing chaps and a little sombrero, and nothing else.
It's a deal.  :lol
Deal, high five...
o/
*\o
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 06:35:57 PM
Lol, the poem idea is good, I'll have to see about the tutu and the mexican though :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 29, 2010, 06:37:28 PM
I think I have an extra Mexican midget I'm not using at the moment.  But you're on your own for the chaps.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Ultimetalhead on January 29, 2010, 06:37:40 PM
Make her read it in the adam02 Petrucci voice.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: bosk1 on January 29, 2010, 06:38:15 PM
???  Well, how else would you read it?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 06:38:44 PM
Make her read it in the adam02 Petrucci voice.

Whats that?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: hefdaddy42 on January 29, 2010, 06:40:03 PM
What the hell is going on in this thread?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: glaurung on January 29, 2010, 06:43:29 PM
Make her read it in the adam02 Petrucci voice.

Whats that?

https://www.youtube.com/user/adam02?blend=1&ob=4&rclk=cti#p/u/8/SKMYeXkYcgs
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Ultimetalhead on January 29, 2010, 06:43:47 PM
See, the thing is, I was gonna come in here and bitch about how the influx of girlfriends is turning DTF into a post-whoring chat board, but...
So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)
I think the board really needs to see this.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 07:09:37 PM
See, the thing is, I was gonna come in here and bitch about how the influx of girlfriends is turning DTF into a post-whoring chat board, but...
So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)
I think the board really needs to see this.

 :lol :tup

I'll give it a while so I get multiple suggestions
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 07:11:31 PM
Did anyone else notice that this thread is now the announcement at the top of each page?

 :omg:
For the first time since I joined it's changed!

Omg I just noticed that :rollin I never realized this was so important, haha :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 09:41:59 PM
Wow, a poem, really?  :\   And here I thought you guys were most imaginative.

I'd have done that whether I won or lost anyway, lol, just 'cause it seems funny.  (Volk, we've written eachother poetry all the time, this is nothing)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 09:45:41 PM
I got it...go to a meat counter and say, "Hey. I have a weird question. Do you have any meat in the shape of a penis. It needs to be about 12 inches long...I need to practice...my boyfriend's black."
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 09:46:23 PM
I got it...go to a meat counter and say, "Hey. I have a weird question. Do you have any meat in the shape of a penis. It needs to be about 12 inches long...I need to practice...my boyfriend's black."

Again, I'd do that anyway (heck, I'll go to Publix tomorrow and do that!  :lol)

And lol @ "my boyfriend's black".  :tup
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Adami on January 29, 2010, 09:46:40 PM
I got it...go to a meat counter and say, "Hey. I have a weird question. Do you have any meat in the shape of a penis. It needs to be about 12 inches long...I need to practice...my boyfriend's black."


Racist.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 09:47:14 PM
I stereotype...it's faster.

(get teh nugget?)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: glaurung on January 29, 2010, 09:47:28 PM
This isn't like a love poem or anything like that. This will be a poem about how much more awesome he is than everyone. The poem must also mention him beating you because of said awesomeness.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 09:48:35 PM
This isn't like a love poem or anything like that. This will be a poem about how much more awesome he is than everyone. The poem must also mention him beating you because of said awesomeness.

-shrugs-  Sure, whatever, lol.  :smiley:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 09:55:11 PM
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

She seems like a sweet girl.  I wouldn't go too far.

Looks are decieving, my friend. Going "too far" would only be about halfway :tup

That sounds dirty Volk.  :-[
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 09:59:00 PM
I like the poem idea, but im open for more suggestions. Whipped cream should be involved...
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 09:59:57 PM
I like the poem idea, but im open for more suggestions. Whipped cream should be involved...

 :blush

You bastard.

-ahem-  I aplogize, it seems my coffee hadn't kicked in. Please ignore Volk. The poem idea is excellent, really. ^_^"""
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: glaurung on January 29, 2010, 10:00:54 PM
I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:03:23 PM
I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though. :eyebrows:

What exactly happened with Icy's challenges?


No he's not!  :-[    Don't encourage this!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 10:08:27 PM
I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though. :eyebrows:

Like I said, I want it to be videotapable (more fun for everyone) and PG-13. Those are my only two restrictions
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: glaurung on January 29, 2010, 10:09:08 PM
Icy was completing some challenges to replace Zeltar as forum baby and the challenges started out as things that were really cool like 'Take a picture of a hot girl holding a sign that says "Icysk8er for forum baby"' but they got progressively more challenging by the end of the thread the fun in them was gone.

So I was just trying to keep my suggestions simple and fun.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:09:33 PM
I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though. :eyebrows:

Like I said, I want it to be videotapable (more fun for everyone) and PG-13. Those are my only two restrictions

Can we make this G-rated instead?  :laugh:   (you can do a lot with PG-13)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 10:11:28 PM
I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though. :eyebrows:

Like I said, I want it to be videotapable (more fun for everyone) and PG-13. Those are my only two restrictions

Can we make this G-rated instead?  :laugh:   (you can do a lot with PG-13)

Silence woman! Where's my sandwich?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:12:12 PM
I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though. :eyebrows:

Like I said, I want it to be videotapable (more fun for everyone) and PG-13. Those are my only two restrictions

Can we make this G-rated instead?  :laugh:   (you can do a lot with PG-13)

Silence woman! Where's my sandwich?

THAT'S IT! I'M NOT COMING OVER TOMORROW ANYMORE!!! ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT VIDEO-TAPE AND WHIPPED CREAM COMMENT!!!  >:(
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 10:13:22 PM
I hope you're joking...
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:14:37 PM
I hope you're joking...

About which part?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 10:14:58 PM
You were not going over to his house.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:16:29 PM
You were not going over to his house.

Actually I called him after work, and I was planning on that.  :smiley:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 10:17:19 PM
You were not going over to his house.

Dont worry, she is. How else would that sandwich get here? ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:18:05 PM
You were not going over to his house.

Dont worry, she is. How else would that sandwich get here? ;)

I AM NOT! Unless you bury your camera and throw away the whipped cream and torch all your belts and stuff!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 29, 2010, 10:20:13 PM
Whipped cream should be involved...

You just made me think of Varsity Blues.  No wonder they named his character Moxon, rhymes with his intelligence level.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:31:32 PM
Whipped cream should be involved...

You just made me think of Varsity Blues.  No wonder they named his character Moxon, rhymes with his intelligence level.

 :-[   Volk, if you're even thinking of any remotely related to that part of the movie, I'm going to assault you.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 29, 2010, 10:37:12 PM
:-[   Volk, if you're even thinking of any remotely related to that part of the movie, I'm going to assault you.

At least have the decency to tape said assault and post on youtube...or send to cops, but only if you can get Volk in a wife-beater.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:38:42 PM
:-[   Volk, if you're even thinking of any remotely related to that part of the movie, I'm going to assault you.

At least have the decency to tape said assault and post on youtube...or send to cops, but only if you can get Volk in a wife-beater.

I've thought this over, and tbh Volk is literally 10 times stronger than I am, so there's not way I could assault him/get him in a wife-beater.  :'(

I can,  however, refuse to come over tomorrow, therefore avoiding said "punishments".  :victorydance:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 10:39:46 PM
That also means avoiding the relationship. Now tell me Rina, do you really want to do that?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:40:27 PM
That also means avoiding the relationship. Now tell me Rina, do you really want to do that?

You're right. But if he tries anything I can always run or hide, right?  :D
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 10:42:01 PM
Nope, because that would equal backing out of a deal. One in which not only did you agree to, you started. Therefore, you gotta do it.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:43:24 PM
Nope, because that would equal backing out of a deal. One in which not only did you agree to, you started. Therefore, you gotta do it.

Do what exactly? He just messaged me saying he's not nuts over the poem thing, so I guess we're back to me taking him out to dinner.   ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 29, 2010, 10:46:03 PM
That also means avoiding the relationship. Now tell me Rina, do you really want to do that?

You're right. But if he tries anything I can always run or hide, right?  :D

Rina, I once lost over $7000 in a hand of poker when I had four of a kind, and the other guy went runner-runner to make a higher four of a kind.  Inside, I wanted to throat punch the dealer, grab my chips and run, but I sat there and took my beating.  And now you must do the same, no matter how much it hurts.  NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT HURTS.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:47:37 PM
That also means avoiding the relationship. Now tell me Rina, do you really want to do that?

You're right. But if he tries anything I can always run or hide, right?  :D

Rina, I once lost over $7000 in a hand of poker when I had four of a kind, and the other guy went runner-runner to make a higher four of a kind.  Inside, I wanted to throat punch the dealer, grab my chips and run, but I sat there and took my beating.  And now you must do the same, no matter how much it hurts.  NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT HURTS.

But he beats me!!  :'(      With a belt...
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 29, 2010, 10:54:28 PM
You'd rather lose $7000 than get hit with a belt?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:55:21 PM
You'd rather lose $7000 than get hit with a belt?

 :blush

-ahem-

I have no $7000 to lose!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 10:57:50 PM
Im thinking something along the lines of making me a victory lunch/dinner and serving it to me...while im eating she must read the poem, massage my feet, etc etc.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 10:59:01 PM
Im thinking something along the lines of making me a victory lunch/dinner and serving it to me...while im eating she must read the poem, massage my feet, etc etc.

We've been talking about cooking together anyway you unimaginative twit.

And I still don't see how a poem is embarrassing.  :\

And we massage eachother's feet all the time.

FAIL.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 11:09:26 PM
Volk, she is asking for it. I suggest you think of the most fucked up thing you can think of, and make her do it.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Adami on January 29, 2010, 11:10:05 PM
Volk, she is asking for it. I suggest you think of the most fucked up thing you can think of, and make her do it.

You're not gonna get lucky dude, sorry.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 11:12:08 PM
Volk, she is asking for it. I suggest you think of the most fucked up thing you can think of, and make her do it.

In a way I am, but I know he doesn't have the guts to make me do anything sexual/kinky/etc, and lacks imagination to think of anyting original atm. His ideas fail.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 29, 2010, 11:22:31 PM
Volk, she is asking for it. I suggest you think of the most fucked up thing you can think of, and make her do it.

You're not gonna get lucky dude, sorry.
:lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 29, 2010, 11:23:28 PM
Volk, she is asking for it. I suggest you think of the most fucked up thing you can think of, and make her do it.

You're not gonna get lucky dude, sorry.
:lol

 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on January 30, 2010, 02:11:35 AM
Volk, she is asking for it. I suggest you think of the most fucked up thing you can think of, and make her do it.

You're not gonna get lucky dude, sorry.
:rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: ariich on January 30, 2010, 05:31:27 AM
Im thinking something along the lines of making me a victory lunch/dinner and serving it to me...while im eating she must read the poem, massage my feet, etc etc.

We've been talking about cooking together anyway you unimaginative twit.

And I still don't see how a poem is embarrassing.  :\

And we massage eachother's feet all the time.

FAIL.
:lol Volk is trying to be nice and merciful and you keep shooting him down.

SHOW NO MERCY VOLK.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 30, 2010, 06:31:40 AM
Im thinking something along the lines of making me a victory lunch/dinner and serving it to me...while im eating she must read the poem, massage my feet, etc etc.

We've been talking about cooking together anyway you unimaginative twit.

And I still don't see how a poem is embarrassing.  :\

And we massage eachother's feet all the time.

FAIL.
:lol Volk is trying to be nice and merciful and you keep shooting him down.

SHOW NO MERCY VOLK.

I guess I really was worried for no reason, haha, I thought this would end horribly, and I don't mind your ideas at all.  ;D
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on January 30, 2010, 07:36:02 AM
I'm gone overnight and you already have 10000 Posts?


Damn :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 30, 2010, 09:31:24 AM
I'm gone overnight and you already have 10000 Posts?


Damn :lol

Haha, the mods here are funny.  :lol

(Are we keeping me at 10,000 forever? Lol..)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 30, 2010, 01:11:04 PM
Come on DTF, be creative with your ideas!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 30, 2010, 02:45:02 PM
Come on DTF, be creative with your ideas!

Volk, you can have me do any single act for you, and you want poetry?  :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 02:57:29 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 30, 2010, 02:58:30 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\

So get him a puppy that's rolled in the mud? :neverusethis:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 03:06:45 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\

So get him a puppy that's rolled in the mud? :neverusethis:

Or a pussycat that needs a bath...


















I'm sorry  :sadpanda:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on January 30, 2010, 03:07:26 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\

So get him a puppy that's rolled in the mud? :neverusethis:
:vomitard:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 30, 2010, 03:10:33 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\

So get him a puppy that's rolled in the mud? :neverusethis:

Or a pussycat that needs a bath...


















I'm sorry  :sadpanda:


 :|













..........


 :blush

......


You bastard.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 03:14:39 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\

So get him a puppy that's rolled in the mud? :neverusethis:

Or a pussycat that needs a bath...


















I'm sorry  :sadpanda:


 :|













..........


 :blush

......


You bastard.

I'm sorry if you are offended, I can promise you I did not mean to say that in a provocative manner. My intention was not and I repeat, was not to offend you.

My apologies...
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 30, 2010, 03:15:30 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\

So get him a puppy that's rolled in the mud? :neverusethis:

Or a pussycat that needs a bath...


















I'm sorry  :sadpanda:


 :|













..........


 :blush

......


You bastard.

I'm sorry if you are offended, I can promise you I did not mean to say that in a provocative manner. My intention was not and I repeat, was not to offend you.

My apologies...

Woah, don't worry, I'm not offended at all, lol, I was just kidding.  :D
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Sigz on January 30, 2010, 03:15:48 PM
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 03:28:54 PM
Woah, don't worry, I'm not offended at all, lol, I was just kidding.  :D

Yeah, I hoped you were but I've learned to apologise as soon as the possibility of someone's feelings being hurt arises.

But after all, this is the internet...





... which doesn't weigh anything obviously.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 30, 2010, 03:46:23 PM
Alright, this will be thoroughly embarrassing, highly amusing, and still PG-13, possibly PG.


Rina must re-inact several of the best youtube meme's out there.  Some that come to mind are Numma Numma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk), Star Wars Kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU), Afro Ninja https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs), and any others people can think of.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 30, 2010, 03:48:25 PM
Alright, this will be thoroughly embarrassing, highly amusing, and still PG-13, possibly PG.


Rina must re-inact several of the best youtube meme's out there.  Some that come to mind are Numma Numma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk), Star Wars Kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU), Afro Ninja https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs), and any others people can think of.
In a tutu with a 70s disco queen afro wig while being rickrolled by a little mexican in a sombrero and chaps and nothing else.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on January 30, 2010, 03:55:46 PM
Alright, this will be thoroughly embarrassing, highly amusing, and still PG-13, possibly PG.


Rina must re-inact several of the best youtube meme's out there.  Some that come to mind are Numma Numma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk), Star Wars Kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU), Afro Ninja https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs), and any others people can think of.
In a tutu with a 70s disco queen afro wig while being rickrolled by a little mexican in a sombrero and chaps and nothing else.

Yes.  I think we have proven that DTVT + Lonestar = Great ideas + :godisgood:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Plasmastrike on January 30, 2010, 06:55:17 PM
What the fuck is going on in this thread?

Seriously. Lame.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 30, 2010, 07:30:17 PM
~ :heart   Heh, um, Volk did a surprise visit for me after work, and said he already had an idea since you guys suck at making them up.  :lol

He made it very clear his mind is set, so I've given up on dissuading him.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on January 31, 2010, 02:33:44 PM
Im thinking something public...
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on January 31, 2010, 02:35:46 PM
Im thinking something pubic...
fix'd
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: antigoon on January 31, 2010, 02:43:21 PM
Im thinking something pubic...
fix'd

:eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: XianL on January 31, 2010, 07:59:44 PM
This thread has more posts that the week-old DTF-side Chat Thread.

WTFDTFWTF.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on January 31, 2010, 10:23:51 PM
Im thinking something pubic...
fix'd

:eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows:

 :blush
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Progmetty on February 01, 2010, 03:50:15 PM
This thread has more posts that the week-old DTF-side Chat Thread.

I never notice or check anything in these side chat threads unless someone points me there, I've grown to hate it cause I know I'm missing a lot of member bonding there but it's hard to bring myself to develop enough interest to check out a thread that doesn't have a topic..
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: splent on February 01, 2010, 08:43:57 PM
I missed this thread in my absence :(
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on February 02, 2010, 02:02:14 PM
Ok guys, I think I finally thought of a punishment that will satisfy every party (And I havent told Rina about this yet).

The next time she comes over to my house and see's my parents, she will have to, one on one, talk to my parents and convince them that 1). We are sexually active (we're not; she's not even legal yet, lol) and 2). She thinks she might be pregnant.

Now this seems slightly tame, until you realize how much Rina is scared of my parents. Like, extremely.

As a bonus, I will try place a hidden camera somewhere so that it may be shared with all of DTF.

Stay tuned ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on February 02, 2010, 02:07:19 PM
That is fucking sinister.  I pray for video.  Are your parents going to be in on the joke, or do you just not like them? :P
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on February 02, 2010, 02:10:18 PM
That is fucking sinister.  I pray for video.  Are your parents going to be in on the joke, or do you just not like them? :P

My parents will not know its a joke :tup
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: veronica on February 02, 2010, 02:11:32 PM
That.is.so.mean. AAAAAAH *FLAILS*

It's almost meaner to your parents, though. You ready to be grounded until you turn 30?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 02, 2010, 02:11:40 PM
:icwomangs:

That is fucking brilliant.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Sigz on February 02, 2010, 02:12:07 PM
OH

FUCK
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: sonatafanica on February 02, 2010, 02:13:44 PM
Just be sure you have a way to dig yourself out of it if things get pear shaped.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on February 02, 2010, 02:15:21 PM
Just be sure you have a way to dig yourself out of it if things get pear shaped.

Well their not going to call the cops (immediately), lol. I'll give Rina an "emergency signal" I suppose, so I can come in and be like "You're on candid camera!"
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Sigz on February 02, 2010, 02:17:48 PM
Be prepared to get beaten by your parents.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on February 02, 2010, 02:19:03 PM
Be prepared to get beaten by your parents.

Lol, im sure they'll laugh...

...in ten years.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on February 02, 2010, 02:19:52 PM
Be prepared to get beaten by your parents.
As a parent of a teenager, I can honestly say, yes.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Sigz on February 02, 2010, 02:20:38 PM
If they do start beating you, make sure it's on-screen though, I definitely don't want to miss that.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: AcidLameLTE on February 02, 2010, 02:23:11 PM
Fuck...dude...that's insanely cruel :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on February 02, 2010, 02:24:03 PM
If they do start beating you, make sure it's on-screen though, I definitely don't want to miss that.
:lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on February 02, 2010, 02:35:08 PM
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait! :caffeine:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on February 02, 2010, 02:37:29 PM
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait! :caffeine:
OK, who wants to take the shot here?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on February 02, 2010, 02:44:37 PM
Fail, I know, but I don't get it.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dimitrius on February 02, 2010, 02:48:39 PM
Sometimes you don't even need a girl to smile at you for you to wear the thong.

I'm not speaking from expierence... *runs*
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on February 02, 2010, 02:48:52 PM
Awww leave poor Cole alone guys..
(https://home.student.uu.se/anhe8197/can_t_we_all_just_get_along.jpg)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on February 02, 2010, 02:50:30 PM
 :lol

Sorry 7, I'm just feeling like an honery dick today.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on February 02, 2010, 02:51:23 PM
:lol

Sorry 7, I'm just feeling like an honery dick today.
(https://apleasingfiveness.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/no_u.jpg)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on February 02, 2010, 02:54:12 PM
Damn, mizzl, that picture is just plain disturbing.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on February 02, 2010, 02:54:36 PM
But...I don't get your comment? :(

Care to explain to the hopeless 15 year old?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on February 02, 2010, 02:54:44 PM
Damn, mizzl, that picture is just plain disturbing.
I know  :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on February 02, 2010, 02:57:04 PM
But...I don't get your comment? :(

Care to explain to the hopeless 15 year old?

Its ok, I dont get it either
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on February 02, 2010, 03:00:33 PM
Actuallly 7, I had about 15 smartass, old man to young guy comments, flowing through my head, most of them concerning your excited pubescent reaction to watching the loveley rina talking about, well, you know.  My comment was an offer to DTF to make a smartass comment in place of mine.  Nothing nastier than most of the shit these guys say here.  Like I said, I'm just in a smartass dickish mood today.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on February 02, 2010, 03:03:00 PM
That is totally cool. Infact it is not even about that that I am so excited about. I don't even care that it is Rina(no offense,) I just want to see some underage chick tell her boyfriend's parents, who she is dead scared of, that she is pregnant. That is amusing to me.

Hey! Don't judge me. I am one sick fuck.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: lonestar on February 02, 2010, 03:07:32 PM
That is totally cool. Infact it is not even about that that I am so excited about. I don't even care that it is Rina(no offense,) I just want to see some underage chick tell her boyfriend's parents, who she is dead scared of, that she is pregnant. That is amusing to me.

Hey! Don't judge me. I am one sick fuck.
Your'e not a sick fuck.  The prospect is just as amusing to me, a responsible adult and parent.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on February 02, 2010, 05:00:42 PM
Best. Plan. Ever. For two reasons:
1) It's humiliating to Rina and with surely be full of lulz
2) the backlash at you, Volk, with be legendary

If they do start beating you, make sure it's on-screen though, I definitely don't want to miss that.

This would be most excellent.

I have a feeling that this whole thread/exchange will go down in forum legend.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 02, 2010, 05:21:04 PM
I have a feeling that this whole thread/exchange will go down in forum legend.
Yep. Then, Volk and another respected member will be banned for illegal file sharing of DT materials.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on February 02, 2010, 06:44:52 PM
 :rollin   Omg, I'm so up for this, this is hilarious, we should have done this while I was over today!!!

(We've been joking about doing this to my parents for like, two years!!!)  :lol
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Sigz on February 02, 2010, 06:49:12 PM
I have a feeling that this whole thread/exchange will go down in forum legend.
Yep. Then, Volk and another respected member will be banned for illegal file sharing of DT materials.

 :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on February 02, 2010, 06:56:02 PM
I have a feeling that this whole thread/exchange will go down in forum legend.
Yep. Then, Volk and another respected member will be banned for illegal file sharing of DT materials.

 :rollin :rollin

So you've heard their new single right? I can pm you a video ;)
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on February 02, 2010, 07:35:27 PM
:rollin   Omg, I'm so up for this, this is hilarious, we should have done this while I was over today!!!

(We've been joking about doing this to my parents for like, two years!!!)  :lol

YOU AGREE!??!?

Wow, you're really awesome.
Prepare for fireworks from his parents is all I can say.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on February 02, 2010, 07:46:17 PM
:rollin   Omg, I'm so up for this, this is hilarious, we should have done this while I was over today!!!

(We've been joking about doing this to my parents for like, two years!!!)  :lol

YOU AGREE!??!?

Wow, you're really awesome.
Prepare for fireworks from his parents is all I can say.

We've been talking about this for forever, but now it's even better since DTF can see it. :lol

Yeah, I'd rather do it with my parents since

a) Way more humorous attention aimed at Volk.
b) His parents would probably not want me in their house again, which isn't really worth the fun.
c) My parents aren't as old-fashioned and would probably laugh afterwards.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on February 02, 2010, 08:41:04 PM
Will you be able to do it without cracking even the slightest hint of a smile? Will you be able to somehow capture video or audio of the event?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Rina on February 02, 2010, 08:43:05 PM
Will you be able to do it without cracking even the slightest hint of a smile? Will you be able to somehow capture video or audio of the event?

Definately a video.

And I'm actually gonna toot my horn and say I'm a great actress when I have to be, so definately.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on February 02, 2010, 08:44:26 PM
Will you be able to do it without cracking even the slightest hint of a smile? Will you be able to somehow capture video or audio of the event?

Definately a video.

And I'm actually gonna toot my horn and say I'm a great actress when I have to be, so definately.

She is a Phantom phan-girl. Not being able to act would be an insult to her creed.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on February 02, 2010, 08:46:05 PM
Will you be able to do it without cracking even the slightest hint of a smile? Will you be able to somehow capture video or audio of the event?

Yes to both questions.

She's definately an emotional actor when she needs to be, and this is right up her alley.

And the video should be able to get the audio also, since Im already planning where this'll take place.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on February 02, 2010, 08:46:36 PM
When do you think we will have it by?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 02, 2010, 08:47:35 PM
You could do it on both parents.  I would LMAO if this ends up backfiring on Volk, which would be funny because he won because Rina's plan backfired, so Rina may end up being the big winner in this after all.

Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Volk9 on February 02, 2010, 08:48:54 PM
When do you think we will have it by?

Sometime next week since she won't be over again this week. I'll be at the BTBAM concert tmrw also.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Global Laziness on February 02, 2010, 08:49:46 PM
When do you think we will have it by?

Sometime next week

Awesome.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Space Invader on February 02, 2010, 08:50:04 PM
You could do it on both parents.  I would LMAO if this ends up backfiring on Volk, which would be funny because he won because Rina's plan backfired, so Rina may end up being the big winner in this after all.

That would be excellent Karma.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: icarus4321 on February 03, 2010, 08:04:28 AM
I would be very careful w/ this one.  I've had to explain to my parents that my girlfriend was pregnant (for real) and you never know what the response will be.  Once you tell them that it's a joke, whether they're pretty liberal or not, there will be defiinite consequences. 

Also, from the other side (as a parent), if my son ever tried this shit on me, there would be hell to pay.  Luckily, I have a few years before he gets to that age :)

......With that said, I eagerly await video footage of this.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: charliedominici on February 14, 2010, 06:01:26 PM
Hate to burst your bubble lady, but you could get 99.9% of the men on this forum to do that with just a smile and a deep sigh.
agreed!
 :hefdaddy
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: setrataeso on February 14, 2010, 08:10:23 PM
Will you be able to do it without cracking even the slightest hint of a smile? Will you be able to somehow capture video or audio of the event?

Definately a video.

And I'm actually gonna toot my horn and say I'm a great actress when I have to be, so definately.

Rina, how do you have so many posts? Youve only been here 3 months!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Genowyn on February 14, 2010, 08:17:43 PM
I wish this forum had a sage function so I could comment about how this didn't need to be bumped without bumping it.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: emindead on February 14, 2010, 08:30:52 PM
Hate to burst your bubble lady, but you could get 99.9% of the men on this forum to do that with just a smile and a deep sigh.
agreed!
 :hefdaddy
WILD CHARLIE APPEARS!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 14, 2010, 08:41:23 PM
Hate to burst your bubble lady, but you could get 99.9% of the men on this forum to do that with just a smile and a deep sigh.
agreed!
 :hefdaddy
WILD CHARLIE APPEARS!

 :lol Someone should make a fake Magic card featuring Charlie. I can only imagine the attributes.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on February 14, 2010, 08:50:42 PM
Where did Rina go?
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: 73109 on February 14, 2010, 09:12:25 PM
I think she stopped posting because she thought she was pissing off me and Adami.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: ZBomber on February 14, 2010, 09:18:53 PM
I think she stopped posting because she thought she was pissing off me and Adami.

Don't flatter yourself. I don't think your opinion is that valued.


 :biggrin:
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: Orbert on February 14, 2010, 11:11:04 PM
That's too bad.  10,000 posts in a couple of weeks, then nothing.  She was cute, too.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: mizzl on February 14, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
That's too bad.  10,000 posts in a couple of weeks, then nothing.  She was cute, too.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 14, 2010, 11:50:20 PM
That's too bad.  10,000 posts in a couple of weeks, then nothing.  She was cute, too.

Yep. Definitely a strong case for the U.S. to man up and join Britain and Canada in making 16 legal  :P
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: tri.ad on February 15, 2010, 12:02:03 AM
That's too bad.  10,000 posts in a couple of weeks, then nothing.  She was cute, too.

More like about 600, but I know what you're saying. Agreed on the rest.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: TTTSTA on March 02, 2010, 10:01:12 PM
Good for Volk. What a bad ass.  :tup
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: emindead on March 03, 2010, 10:01:42 AM
I think she stopped posting because she thought she was pissing off me and Adami.
Don't flatter yourself. I don't think your opinion is that valued.
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 04, 2010, 05:07:31 PM
God dammit, I actually want to see this!

Hate to burst your bubble lady, but you could get 99.9% of the men on this forum to do that with just a smile and a deep sigh.
agreed!
 :hefdaddy

See, even Mr. Dominici agrees that Volk is the definite winner of this!
Title: Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
Post by: emindead on March 26, 2010, 04:02:43 PM
Bump for justice.