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Title: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Phoenix87x on September 02, 2022, 06:23:46 AM
For me it would probably be dusting.

No matter how often i do it, like 3 days later it feels like it comes right back  :lol

How about you guys?
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: lordxizor on September 02, 2022, 06:47:58 AM
Picking up all the crap my wife and kids leaving sitting around
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: TheCountOfNYC on September 02, 2022, 06:48:18 AM
All of them, but a number of circumstances make taking the trash out my least favorite.

I live on the second floor of a two family house so carrying the bags down the stairs is annoying, the same reason why I hate bringing groceries into the house but in reverse. I have flat feet and bad knees so stairs are not my friend, and having to go up and down the stairs multiple times to bring out bags of garbage, recycling, and cardboard is exhausting.

Taking out the trash has been my assigned chore since my parents separated and my dad moved out, and there have been times when I’ve worked late and come home exhausted to see piles of garbage bags, recycling, and cardboard boxes waiting for me because certain people who used to be a part of my life were lazy and spiteful so instead of doing the right thing and taking the trash out for me whenever I had to work late, they left it for me. Years of these occurrences have made me grow sick and tired of doing it.

Finally, and this is the most recent circumstance to come into play, I’m a sanitation worker. I literally work with garbage for a living. I don’t want to even look at a bag of trash when I’m off the clock (but unfortunately I have to look the mirror to brush my hair) so having to deal with my work when I’m home is a little frustrating.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Chino on September 02, 2022, 07:01:56 AM
Fall cleanup and the spring maintenance that comes as a result. It's like an 8 Saturday ordeal.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: romdrums on September 02, 2022, 07:10:41 AM
If it only had to be one, it would be the dishes.  I'm looking forward to when my son will be old enough to handle them, because I HATE doing the dishes.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: King Postwhore on September 02, 2022, 07:13:24 AM
Winterizing the screened in porch.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Zydar on September 02, 2022, 07:18:15 AM
I don't actually mind any of them (I live alone so I have to do the chores myself anyway), but I guess I could do without having to do the laundry. Sure, it pretty much handles itself, but it's a time consuming thing - and when you live in an apartment you have to get to another building to get to the laundry room.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: lonestar on September 02, 2022, 07:39:27 AM
Laundry. Don't even have to think twice about it. Fuck doing laundry.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: XJDenton on September 02, 2022, 08:38:54 AM
The dishes.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: hunnus2000 on September 02, 2022, 08:44:32 AM
I am with Phoenix - deep clean dusting!

It took me years to convince the wife to get vacuum cleaning robots but we still have a dusty house. She's just now coming around to having a service come in once a month to deep clean.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: hefdaddy42 on September 02, 2022, 09:05:42 AM
Cleaning the bathroom
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: TAC on September 02, 2022, 09:07:39 AM
Cleaning the bathroom

This. It’s a shitty job.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: T-ski on September 02, 2022, 09:10:06 AM
Cleaning the bathroom

This. It’s a shitty job.

No doubt, it pisses me off.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Harmony on September 02, 2022, 09:33:13 AM
Scooping poop/cleaning the litter box
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Chino on September 02, 2022, 09:40:05 AM
Scooping poop/cleaning the litter box

One of these systems has made having a cat infinitely better.

https://www.amazon.com/Purina-Tidy-Cats-BREEZE-Starter/dp/B001411SK0/ref=sr_1_14?crid=1M1CVA1SLDHZ0&keywords=purina+tidy+cats&qid=1662133175&sprefix=purina+tidy+cats%2Caps%2C148&sr=8-14
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: pg1067 on September 02, 2022, 09:43:47 AM
Scooping poop/cleaning the litter box

One of these systems has made having a cat infinitely better.

https://www.amazon.com/Purina-Tidy-Cats-BREEZE-Starter/dp/B001411SK0/ref=sr_1_14?crid=1M1CVA1SLDHZ0&keywords=purina+tidy+cats&qid=1662133175&sprefix=purina+tidy+cats%2Caps%2C148&sr=8-14

We had those for a while, but the cats didn't really like those hard pellets.

Litter boxes is the unquestioned answer for me.  "Let's get more cats!"  "Let's get a dog!"  "We promise we'll clean up after them and you won't have to!"  BULLSHIT!
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Chino on September 02, 2022, 09:48:39 AM
Damn. That's a bummer. My cat came from a shelter that used wood pellets, so the change wasn't that drastic or anything. You still have to clean out the shit, but only having to swap out a piss pad once a week is awesome. There's zero odor as well.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Adami on September 02, 2022, 09:50:31 AM
Of the stuff listed here, I agree with dusting and cleaning bathrooms. Laundry and dishes and litter boxes don’t bother me much.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: lonestar on September 02, 2022, 09:59:52 AM
Scooping poop/cleaning the litter box

Yeet the cat, problem solved.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Podaar on September 02, 2022, 10:29:20 AM
Washing windows and screens.

Mrs. P will do them, but I dislike her "good enough" attitude toward streaks, so the job always falls to me. BTW, if you have hard water stains on windows and want to get rid of them, toilet bowl cleaner works like a charm. Spread it around, let it dwell for a few minutes, rinse it off. You'll have to then actually clean the window with your normal method to get the residue off, but it beats any method I've ever tried. Just be sure you don't have any plants below the window that your overly fond of, it will fuck them up.  :lol
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Zoom E on September 02, 2022, 10:34:14 AM
Scooping poop/cleaning the litter box

Let me expand on this. Cleaning up the poop that my little monster had decided doesn’t belong in the litter box. Oh, and also trying to remove cat vomit stains from the carpet.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: MetalJunkie on September 02, 2022, 11:40:38 AM
Scooping the litterbox.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Stadler on September 02, 2022, 01:12:35 PM
I am with Phoenix - deep clean dusting!

It took me years to convince the wife to get vacuum cleaning robots but we still have a dusty house. She's just now coming around to having a service come in once a month to deep clean.

I'm working this pretty hard too.  I hate dust, and I hated dusting. 
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Deathless on September 02, 2022, 01:21:16 PM
We just moved into a new house last year and it has quite a bit more baseboards/trim. Didn't realize how damn messy they get and how much work it is to clean them!

And laundry.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Cool Chris on September 02, 2022, 07:30:11 PM
Picking up all the crap my wife and kids leaving sitting around

I LOLed.

What's up with people hating laundry? That's the last chore I'd give up doing in my house.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: King Postwhore on September 02, 2022, 07:38:08 PM
The Queen said, cleaning The King's Underwear.

It's good to be the King.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: axeman90210 on September 02, 2022, 07:57:35 PM
Laundry, and specifically folding laundry for me. Don't know why but I just hate it.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: TAC on September 02, 2022, 07:59:56 PM
You know what I hate doing, is putting my lunch together for the following day.

I tell my wife that the best part of having a day off, is that I don't have to do anything the night before.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Cool Chris on September 02, 2022, 08:35:01 PM
TAC, that is something I can honestly say I have never in my life heard anyone say they hate doing.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: lonestar on September 02, 2022, 08:55:18 PM
You know what I hate doing, is putting my lunch together for the following day.

Glad I don't have that problem for work.

Laundry, and specifically folding laundry for me. Don't know why but I just hate it.

This guy gets it.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Cool Chris on September 02, 2022, 09:03:01 PM
When you guys "fold" laundry, do you actually fold it? I just jam everything in to my dresser. Takes 30 seconds.* Also helps I am a laborer and during the week I wear the same grubby work clothes.

*May or may not be the reason I am not allowed to handle anyone else's laundry in the house.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Phoenix87x on September 03, 2022, 09:01:41 AM
When you guys "fold" laundry, do you actually fold it? I just jam everything in to my dresser. Takes 30 seconds.* Also helps I am a laborer and during the week I wear the same grubby work clothes.

*May or may not be the reason I am not allowed to handle anyone else's laundry in the house.

I just throw stuff in the drawer  :lol
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: lordxizor on September 03, 2022, 09:45:28 AM
Picking up all the crap my wife and kids leaving sitting around

I LOLed.

What's up with people hating laundry? That's the last chore I'd give up doing in my house.
I feel like I pick up at least 50 things a day that I didn't use or leave out, the vast majority of which I'd rather just toss in the garbage instead of putting it away. It gets very old.

I don't mind laundry much. The machines do 95% of the work and I can fold while I watch TV. Admittedly my wife does the majority of the laundry.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: orcus116 on September 03, 2022, 10:44:25 AM
When you guys "fold" laundry, do you actually fold it? I just jam everything in to my dresser. Takes 30 seconds.* Also helps I am a laborer and during the week I wear the same grubby work clothes.

*May or may not be the reason I am not allowed to handle anyone else's laundry in the house.

I have two dressers in my room and my clean laundry just sits in the laundry basket that I sift through in the morning.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: lonestar on September 03, 2022, 12:19:21 PM
When you guys "fold" laundry, do you actually fold it? I just jam everything in to my dresser. Takes 30 seconds.* Also helps I am a laborer and during the week I wear the same grubby work clothes.

*May or may not be the reason I am not allowed to handle anyone else's laundry in the house.

I just throw stuff in the drawer  :lol

I fold my concert shirts, chef pants and hang my chef coats. I have a drawer that my undergarments get tossed in.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Skeever on September 03, 2022, 02:01:03 PM
Mowing and edging. Unfortunately I hate it so much and it sap so much energy that I barely ever get into any other fun Landscaping that I'd like to do. And I've got too much pride to pay for it at least at this point
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: lonestar on September 03, 2022, 02:05:32 PM
Also, and I'm sure everyone will agree on this one, fuck moving.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: TAC on September 03, 2022, 02:25:25 PM
Mowing and edging. Unfortunately I hate it so much and it sap so much energy that I barely ever get into any other fun Landscaping that I'd like to do. And I've got too much pride to pay for it at least at this point

I finally gave in. This was the first summer that I did not cut my lawn...once!
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: wolfking on September 03, 2022, 02:26:21 PM
Came to post mowing the lawn, fucking despise it.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: wolfking on September 03, 2022, 02:27:06 PM
Mowing and edging. Unfortunately I hate it so much and it sap so much energy that I barely ever get into any other fun Landscaping that I'd like to do. And I've got too much pride to pay for it at least at this point

I finally gave in. This was the first summer that I did not cut my lawn...once!

Woah!  You're my hero Tim, outstanding. 
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Stadler on September 06, 2022, 07:09:12 AM
Also, and I'm sure everyone will agree on this one, fuck moving.

Yeah, that's a good one.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Dublagent66 on September 06, 2022, 11:10:31 AM
Cleaning the bathroom

This. It’s a shitty job.

This is the worst.  I live alone and absolutely can't stand house work of any kind.  If I don't get to the bathroom soon, I'll have to call in a haz-mat team! :facepalm:
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: pg1067 on September 06, 2022, 11:22:45 AM
I LOLed.

What's up with people hating laundry? That's the last chore I'd give up doing in my house.

I don't mind laundry, but folding it is a pain in the ass if I leave it (which occasionally happens).
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: MoraWintersoul on September 06, 2022, 11:51:32 AM
We vacuum once in a blue moon, but we don't have a robot vac. I guess we're stupid.

Also, all the corners/edges that are so nice when you move in and then eventually dust settles in places you can't really reach and everything looks grimy all the time. Can I just nuke those?
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: King Postwhore on September 06, 2022, 12:25:44 PM
Fixing holes in walls.  I suck at it.  It never looks good.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Chino on September 06, 2022, 12:26:19 PM
Fall cleanup and the spring maintenance that comes as a result. It's like an 8 Saturday ordeal.

I had all of Saturday morning free and did about 4 hours in the yard, clearing brush, weeding, and whatnot. I'm covered head to toe in poison sumac  :tdwn It's everywhere, even on my eyelids. I'm miserabllleee!!!
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Stadler on September 06, 2022, 01:15:42 PM
Fall cleanup and the spring maintenance that comes as a result. It's like an 8 Saturday ordeal.

I had all of Saturday morning free and did about 4 hours in the yard, clearing brush, weeding, and whatnot. I'm covered head to toe in poison sumac  :tdwn It's everywhere, even on my eyelids. I'm miserabllleee!!!

Dude, everyone in my family laughs at me, but I cut the lawn in a long sleeve shirt, gloves, my old baseball pants (white with blue stripes) and socks and shoes.  I also have an app on my phone that identifies plants in real time.  I'm taking NO CHANCES.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Zook on September 06, 2022, 02:13:25 PM
Dusting and putting laundry away. I hate washing dishes by hand too.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Harmony on September 06, 2022, 05:05:58 PM
Fall cleanup and the spring maintenance that comes as a result. It's like an 8 Saturday ordeal.

I had all of Saturday morning free and did about 4 hours in the yard, clearing brush, weeding, and whatnot. I'm covered head to toe in poison sumac  :tdwn It's everywhere, even on my eyelids. I'm miserabllleee!!!

Shit - that fucking blows.  Hopefully you've contacted your primary doctor for some prednisone?  Especially with it being so close to your eyes and all.

Hope you feel better soon.  :heart
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: ReaperKK on September 07, 2022, 05:40:06 AM
I was going to come in and say mowing the lawn but honestly that's like twice a week for 6 months a year. I think I have to agree with Skeever on the dusting. I actually enjoy doing the dishes, it's only my wife and I so it's rarely a lot unless she is doing a lot of baking. As for laundry I don't mind either, with the exception of underwear and workout clothes I iron all my clothes.

Also, and I'm sure everyone will agree on this one, fuck moving.

I didn't really think of this but I loathe moving. When we moved out of our 2 bedroom apartment to our house we (we as in my now wife) had an unbelievable amount of shit.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Zydar on September 07, 2022, 05:53:06 AM
I don't mind doing the dishes (never had a dish washer). I find it quite therapeutic, put on some music in my headphones and just scrub away. And I like having a clean kitchen sink at all times.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: ReaperKK on September 07, 2022, 06:05:20 AM
I don't mind doing the dishes (never had a dish washer). I find it quite therapeutic, put on some music in my headphones and just scrub away. And I like having a clean kitchen sink at all times.

I agree with you on the clean sink, just makes the whole kitchen feel better.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: hunnus2000 on September 07, 2022, 08:52:10 AM
Did anybody mention raking leaves? My house in Dallas yielded 20 bags in the spring and 20 bags in the fall. I finally got a lawn service and was never happier.

Our current house has a few of maple trees and the first fall came and I wasn't even going to try. My landscaper neighbor vacuums the leaves which he charges me 180.00 for 5 hoppers. It's well worth the money!
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Chino on September 07, 2022, 08:59:12 AM
Did anybody mention raking leaves? My house in Dallas yielded 20 bags in the spring and 20 bags in the fall. I finally got a lawn service and was never happier.

Our current house has a few of maple trees and the first fall came and I wasn't even going to try. My landscaper neighbor vacuums the leaves which he charges me 180.00 for 5 hoppers. It's well worth the money!

Yup! I also have a lot of oaks. Even when the leaves are mulched, I still fill 45-50 lawn and leaf bags every fall.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: TAC on September 07, 2022, 09:01:05 AM
Did anybody mention raking leaves? My house in Dallas yielded 20 bags in the spring and 20 bags in the fall. I finally got a lawn service and was never happier.

Our current house has a few of maple trees and the first fall came and I wasn't even going to try. My landscaper neighbor vacuums the leaves which he charges me 180.00 for 5 hoppers. It's well worth the money!

Yup! I also have a lot of oaks. Even when the leaves are mulched, I still fill 45-50 lawn and leaf bags every fall.

We used to just leave them on the ground. We also have a cleanup service though. No f'n way I'm filling 50 bags of leaves, which is easily what it'd take.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: lordxizor on September 07, 2022, 10:59:46 AM
I wish I was busy enough to justify a yard service for mowing and leaves. We can afford it (though there always seem to be higher priorities), but I've got plenty of time and two older sons that can help out.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: ReaperKK on September 07, 2022, 11:01:29 AM
Did anybody mention raking leaves? My house in Dallas yielded 20 bags in the spring and 20 bags in the fall. I finally got a lawn service and was never happier.

Our current house has a few of maple trees and the first fall came and I wasn't even going to try. My landscaper neighbor vacuums the leaves which he charges me 180.00 for 5 hoppers. It's well worth the money!

Yup! I also have a lot of oaks. Even when the leaves are mulched, I still fill 45-50 lawn and leaf bags every fall.

45-50 bags!!! That's insane. Are house was built in 2016 in a new development so our trees were about 6' tall and had very little leaves. It's not getting to the point where they are beginning to drop a lot of leaves and I've just been going over them with the mower.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Chino on September 07, 2022, 11:03:31 AM
Did anybody mention raking leaves? My house in Dallas yielded 20 bags in the spring and 20 bags in the fall. I finally got a lawn service and was never happier.

Our current house has a few of maple trees and the first fall came and I wasn't even going to try. My landscaper neighbor vacuums the leaves which he charges me 180.00 for 5 hoppers. It's well worth the money!

Yup! I also have a lot of oaks. Even when the leaves are mulched, I still fill 45-50 lawn and leaf bags every fall.

45-50 bags!!! That's insane. Are house was built in 2016 in a new development so our trees were about 6' tall and had very little leaves. It's not getting to the point where they are beginning to drop a lot of leaves and I've just been going over them with the mower.

The craziest part is my lot is only .2 acres.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: TAC on September 07, 2022, 11:12:15 AM
You can't just blow the leaves back into the woods?
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Chino on September 07, 2022, 11:16:57 AM
I don't have any. I'm on a corner lot. Two side are on the road, and two sides share a border with neighbors. There are no woods between us. Just massive trees. It's really stupid, and I curse whatever fuckers in the past decided to let them grow  :lol
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: hefdaddy42 on September 07, 2022, 11:39:37 AM
Fixing holes in walls.  I suck at it.  It never looks good.
Well then, why do you keep putting holes in walls?  Cut it out, Joe!
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: King Postwhore on September 07, 2022, 12:39:29 PM
Fixing holes in walls.  I suck at it.  It never looks good.
Well then, why do you keep putting holes in walls?  Cut it out, Joe!

 :lol

You know damn well, when the wife wants to "change it up" and not in a good way.  :lol

New paint, new pictures and a bunch on indents of poorly fixed holes by C'est moi.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Podaar on September 07, 2022, 01:31:47 PM
Fixing holes in walls.  I suck at it.  It never looks good.
Well then, why do you keep putting holes in walls?  Cut it out, Joe!

 :lol

You know damn well, when the wife wants to "change it up" and not in a good way.  :lol

New paint, new pictures and a bunch on indents of poorly fixed holes by C'est moi.

I know this is going to sound weird, Joe, but Bondo is your friend here. Mix some up. Smooth it around a bit. When it dries sand it flat and feather the edges into the existing paint. Use a rattle-can to spray some primer on it, and then top coat to match the surrounding paint.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Ben_Jamin on September 07, 2022, 01:33:48 PM
the never-ending pile of shirts I have. I need to get rid of some of them though. Or store them somewhere and use them in someway as they are concert shirts and I don't want to get rid of them.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: dparrott on September 08, 2022, 12:33:52 PM
In the shitty jobs category, scooping cat boxes.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: twosuitsluke on September 08, 2022, 02:10:28 PM
I have no problem putting my clothes away, or my sons, but I HATE hanging up my wife's clothes!

Why do women's clothes not hang easily on coat hangers? My t-shirts, shirts and jumpers hang really easily, but you better believe all my wife's clothes fall off the hangers, unless those tiny little hanging straps can hook onto something! Or it's some loose fitting silk thing which will not stay on a hanger.

I'll do the washing up for hours over 10 minutes of that.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: lucky7 on September 13, 2022, 10:46:34 PM
In the shitty jobs category, scooping cat boxes.

I agree, my cat is not too well at the moment (Thyroid condition) and having a slight reaction to some medication, by that I mean frequent number 2's.
Violet is almost 16, this is one thing I will not miss when the time eventually comes, not that I am wishing it at all.

She has also had the kitty litter crystals for her whole life, which lives in a tray in the bath, but she scatters them all over the bathroom, my punishment for some error in her eyes I am sure, and they are the equivalent of lego on the floor when you step on them barefoot.

As they say dogs have owners and cats have staff.

Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: soupytwist on September 14, 2022, 02:51:39 AM
Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Dublagent66 on September 14, 2022, 12:03:34 PM
Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I spend 50 bucks a month having my car hand washed.  I'm just getting too old for that shit.  For me, it's worth it.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: emtee on September 14, 2022, 12:13:52 PM
Mowing the lawn is very cathartic for me. My mind shuts off and I'm singularly focused on the task. Also love the smell of freshly cut grass.

Scrubbing the tub/shower is the second worst task because it kills my back.

The WORST task is cleaning out the sink traps when they get clogged. OMG, the smelly, slimy shit, hair ball entanglements that I pull from those pipes could gag a maggot.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: TempusVox on September 14, 2022, 10:13:51 PM
Litter boxes. I would rather have my peen sounded with a stick, than do litter. Ever. And I've never had my peen sounded at all; but that would be more fun for me than litter.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Adami on September 15, 2022, 08:20:08 AM
Are you all doing a different kind of litter box clean up than I am? I use a little shovel and move things into a bag. I tie up the bag and throw it away. It's barely an inconvenience.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: dparrott on September 15, 2022, 04:36:11 PM
Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: TAC on September 15, 2022, 04:42:32 PM
Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.


I don’t feel bad for anyone having to clean a litter box, guys. Cats suck. They’d fucking kill you if they thought they could.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Cool Chris on September 15, 2022, 07:31:03 PM
Are you all doing a different kind of litter box clean up than I am? I use a little shovel and move things into a bag. I tie up the bag and throw it away. It's barely an inconvenience.

I was hesitant to type something like this, but I was never bothered by cleaning my cat's box.

Also, I enjoy cleaning my car. But car maintenance was instilled in me by my dad at an early age.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Stadler on September 16, 2022, 06:16:17 AM
Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.


I don’t feel bad for anyone having to clean a litter box, guys. Cats suck. They’d fucking kill you if they thought they could.

Oh, it's not whether they "thought" they could; you ever look deep in a cat's eyes?  They think it, mofo, for sure. It's the not having opposable thumbs that keeps cat deaths from being higher than they are. 
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: hefdaddy42 on September 16, 2022, 07:36:49 AM
I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.
Really?
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Dublagent66 on September 16, 2022, 10:11:45 AM
Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.


I don’t feel bad for anyone having to clean a litter box, guys. Cats suck. They’d fucking kill you if they thought they could.

 :lol  You kill me Tim.  You really do. :rollin
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Zoom E on September 16, 2022, 10:22:54 AM
Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.


I don’t feel bad for anyone having to clean a litter box, guys. Cats suck. They’d fucking kill you if they thought they could.

My cats have a message for you: “Cats rule, TAC drools. Hissssss”  ;)
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: ReaperKK on September 16, 2022, 10:48:57 AM
I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.
Really?

I'm the opposite, I actually really enjoy cleaning my car but I've always been a car guy and I just bought a really nice car so it feels good opening my garage and seeing my car all shiny.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: TAC on September 16, 2022, 11:52:28 AM
Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.


I don’t feel bad for anyone having to clean a litter box, guys. Cats suck. They’d fucking kill you if they thought they could.

My cats have a message for you: “Cats rule, TAC drools. Hissssss”  ;)

Yeah, as they strap on a bib and sharpen the steak knives. ;D
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: TAC on September 16, 2022, 11:55:15 AM
I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.
Really?

Oh, absolutely. I have literally never applied wax to a car. I'm not a car guy.

In the winter when I'm at a gas station, I'll use the windshield washer thingy to wipe off the salt on my doors and fenders, but that's about it.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: Zoom E on September 16, 2022, 01:30:08 PM
Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.


I don’t feel bad for anyone having to clean a litter box, guys. Cats suck. They’d fucking kill you if they thought they could.

My cats have a message for you: “Cats rule, TAC drools. Hissssss”  ;)

Yeah, as they strap on a bib and sharpen the steak knives. ;D

   :o
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: KevShmev on September 16, 2022, 05:52:41 PM
I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.
Really?

Oh, absolutely. I have literally never applied wax to a car. I'm not a car guy.

In the winter when I'm at a gas station, I'll use the windshield washer thingy to wipe off the salt on my doors and fenders, but that's about it.

This is mostly me, although I will occasionally give the car a good wash.  I am not a car guy by any stretch of the imagination, so as long as it looks pretty good, has a good stereo and doesn't break down, I am good with it.

On a related note, about three years ago at work, one lady parked in her usual spot under a tree, and when she went out at lunch, it looked like about 200 birds had all taken a shit on it all at once.  It was epic.  :lol :lol
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: wolfking on September 16, 2022, 07:46:56 PM
I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.
Really?

Oh, absolutely. I have literally never applied wax to a car. I'm not a car guy.

In the winter when I'm at a gas station, I'll use the windshield washer thingy to wipe off the salt on my doors and fenders, but that's about it.

Same.  I wash it, but like once a year but that's the same after there's heaps of bird shit.  If I want to splurge and am feeling lazy, I'll spend $10 at the car wash.  Cleans it good enough for me.
Title: Re: If there's one household chore you never had to do again
Post by: JLa on September 19, 2022, 02:59:43 AM
It's the everyday tasks that kills me. Doing laundry is the worst. Sorting, stuffing, washing, drying, folding, tidying, over and over and over and ...

If I was a trilliobillionaire I'd just throw my clothes away and get new ones every day! Bad for the environment, true, but would feel soooo gooood never having to do laundry again!!!