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General => General Music Discussion => Topic started by: lonestar on March 06, 2020, 12:28:19 PM
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So as most of you know, the best defense against the virus is thorough handwashing, a good vigorous 20 seconds at least. It's commonly out out to use the 'happy birthday to you' song to time it, but who wants to sing that shit when there's so much good stuff out there.
So post your 20 second plus song segments for us to time our handwashing with....
My first submission, Marillion - Sugarmice, the final lyrics "so if you want my address it's number one at the end of the bar, where I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars, blame it on me, you can blame it on me, my sugarmice in the rain...." (I timed it, 22 seconds as the Fish sings)
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Napalm Death - You Suffer, played ten times in a row
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Napalm Death - You Suffer, played ten times in a row
goddammit i was thinking of making this joke :lol
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It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Then you whistle the synth solo
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I usually sing A Change of Seasons from start to finish.
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Marillion - Now Wash Your Hands. The lyric portion runs about 30 seconds, which is perfect:
You give up hope
And you settle down
With your favorite soap
Now wash your hands
Now wash your hands
Now wash your hands
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Hey Jude
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I usually sing A Change of Seasons from start to finish.
:lol That should be enough time right?
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Trivium - Sever the Hand
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Trivium - Sever the Hand
I think if you did that you'd have worse problems than the coronavirus.
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It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Then you whistle the synth solo
Oh God, now I gotta wash my ears.
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The unbroken spirit obscured and disquiet
Finds clearness this trial demands
And at the end of this day sighs an anxious relief
For the fortune lies still in his hands
If there's a pensive fear, a wasted year
A man must learn to cope
If his obsession's real
Suppression that he feels must turn to hope
25 seconds.
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It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Then you whistle the synth solo
Oh God, now I gotta wash my ears.
Don't forget to shampoo the pussywillows in there!!
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Marillion - Now Wash Your Hands. The lyric portion runs about 30 seconds, which is perfect:
You give up hope
And you settle down
With your favorite soap
Now wash your hands
Now wash your hands
Now wash your hands
This is perfect.
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Marillion - Now Wash Your Hands. The lyric portion runs about 30 seconds, which is perfect:
You give up hope
And you settle down
With your favorite soap
Now wash your hands
Now wash your hands
Now wash your hands
This is perfect.
I used this to get my kid to wash his hands after going to the bathroom. I told him once, "if you won't listen to me, listen to Steve Hogarth!"
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Marillion - Now Wash Your Hands. The lyric portion runs about 30 seconds, which is perfect:
You give up hope
And you settle down
With your favorite soap
Now wash your hands
Now wash your hands
Now wash your hands
This is perfect.
I used this to get my kid to wash his hands after going to the bathroom. I told him once, "if you won't listen to me, listen to Steve Hogarth!"
:lmao:
Wise words
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My brilliant state came up with their own song about washing your hands. This is not a joke or a parody. The Dept of Health put this out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jhwyAsZAvo
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The chorus to Dragonforce's Heart of a Dragon works, and it's to the tune of a nursery rhyme too :rollin
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A J-Boy sex tape probably works too.
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A J-Boy sex tape probably works too.
Too short. ;D
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I usually sing A Change of Seasons from start to finish.
Well Bosk, you only need to wash your hands for 20 seconds, but 20 minutes works too. By the way, how's your water bill? :biggrin:
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I listen to the chorus to "Wash-em" by Megadeth
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A J-Boy sex tape probably works too.
You know it’s with your ole lady tho. :heybaby:
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In Mexico a group of nurses created a song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-rurKG3fJw
Here's the lyric in case you want to learn it:
Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy ahora les voy a enseñar, cuando lavarse las manos, sooolo 5 momentos, podrás una vida salvar.
Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy antes de tocar al paciente, en una tarea aseptica después de tener el contacto cooon fluido corporal.
Y como se lavan las manos? las manos se lavan así así así así así así así así así así así.
Muere Bactería Muere! Muere Bactería Muere!
Muere Bactería Muere! Muere Bactería Muere!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, después de tocar al paciente y __ de su entorno aún con el uso de guantes así garantizas calidad.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, en 40, 60 segundos, debes de tus manos lavar, es el tiempo correcto y así una infexión evitarás
Y como se lavan las manos? las manos se lavan así así así así así así así así así así así.
Muere bacteria Muere! Muere bacteria Muere!
Muere bacteria Muere! Muere bacteria Muere!
Ahora tus manos están seguras!
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How could I forget the genuises at NCL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGkkZz_BQxw
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Here's a list of songs Loudwire has complied that people can think about while washing hands. It includes RATM's Killing in the Name, Disturbed's Down with the Sickness, and many others.
https://loudwire.com/coronavirus-washing-hands-rock-metal-songs/
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Gnos Sdrawkcab is pretty much exactly 20 seconds long.
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I tried singing the ending of Maiden's The Angel And The Gambler but ended up having to be dragged away from the sink due to losing all track of time.
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I tried singing the ending of Maiden's The Angel And The Gambler but ended up having to be dragged away from the sink due to losing all track of time.
Try the chorus to Blood Brothers.
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I tried singing the ending of Maiden's The Angel And The Gambler but ended up having to be dragged away from the sink due to losing all track of time.
Try the chorus to Blood Brothers.
Or No More Lies.
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I tried singing the ending of Maiden's The Angel And The Gambler but ended up having to be dragged away from the sink due to losing all track of time.
Try the chorus to Blood Brothers.
Or No More Lies.
I mean if you really want to get your hands clean, Empire of the Clouds is where it's at.
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I tried singing the ending of Maiden's The Angel And The Gambler but ended up having to be dragged away from the sink due to losing all track of time.
:lol
Awesome!
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The unbroken spirit obscured and disquiet
Finds clearness this trial demands
And at the end of this day sighs an anxious relief
For the fortune lies still in his hands
If there's a pensive fear, a wasted year
A man must learn to cope
If his obsession's real
Suppression that he feels must turn to hope
25 seconds.
Man, DTs lyrics back in the day were so freaking amazing. I'm need to listen to this album now, it's been a while
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Gnos Sdrawkcab is pretty much exactly 20 seconds long.
I think I'd rather contract the virus!