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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Harmony on November 21, 2017, 05:17:02 PM
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The title says it all. Go!
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"Weinstein gets the breast!"
I'm sorry. I literally could not help myself. I'm leaving now...
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Make America Great Again
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Spacey gets the giblets.
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My Bump Stock Arrived
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Wow, Fluffy tasted good!
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I shit my pants.
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Try my 'special' gravy
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Is oral considered cheating?
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The tofurky is ready!
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Sorry, alcohol not allowed.
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Sorry, alcohol not allowed.
Okay, wait. I think I must have missed the point of the thread. ???
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Sorry, alcohol not allowed.
Okay, wait. I think I must have missed the point of the thread. ???
So I enjoy fine wine with my bird. I wouldn't say it would RUIN it completely, but it would definitely be much less fun, IMO.
YMMV. Don't overthink it, bosk! It is supposed to be fun!
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"Weinstein gets the breast!"
I'm sorry. I literally could not help myself. I'm leaving now...
:lol
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I brought my Depends.
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Your mom is hot.
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Your food was poisoned.
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Lions are playing Cleveland.
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"Who wants more vegetables?"
"Get The F*#& Out," said the Indians to the Pilgrims.
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For decades, it was....
"The Lions are on!"
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Let's listen to Winger.
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"Mmmmm...medium-rare turkey!"
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Corn in, corn out.
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pai kills net neutrality
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The TACs are here.
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The TACs are here.
:lol
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Looks like pubic hair.
She puked, she's fine.
We're proud Trump supporters.
Your mother is here.
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Does this smell chloroform? :zydar:
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Hey guys, I’m here.
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Look, here's my penis!
Who called the police?
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"Thanksgiving celebrates racist barbarity"
^not my personal thoughts, as I know too little about Thanksgiving, but who doesn't love stirring up the pot by questioning the legitimacy of a national holiday?
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Sons of Apollo rules
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The title says it all. Go!
That's five words, dummy
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Hitler didn't do it.
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Nobody cares except U.S.A.
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Does this smell chloroform? :zydar:
:clap:
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[insert political comment here]
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Hey guys, I’m here.
Who invited the Jew?
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Hey guys, I’m here.
Who invited the Jew?
Matzo balls for all!
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Zydar made the stuffing.
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What's everyone thankful for?
Johnny, you share first.
You're divorce from Dad.
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Eat ass and balls.
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"Sons Of Apollo anyone?".
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Return cart to corral?
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The title says it all. Go!
That's five words, dummy
I may be bad at math, but isn't that 6 words? :rollin
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Smells like cat piss.
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Hi, I'm Jay Octavarium.
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True story - it didn't ruin Thanksgiving, but it made it rather awkward (I was 16, brother was 14, my parents, Grandma and my very conservative and religious other aunt and uncle were also there).
Uncle's Gay Friends' Flirting
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Jordan Rudess continuum solo
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We're Boycotting the NFL
We Don't Have Wine
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This title reminds me of the Rosanne Thanksgiving shows. Some of these were great.
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The Cheers Thanksgiving episode is legendary.
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"The Lions beat us!"
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Dad f*cked the turkey
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My balls in gravy
:lol
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I stuffed the turkey.
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You invited your mother?
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I brought my Depends.
I FORGOT my Depends.
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The Cheers Thanksgiving episode is legendary.
Possibly my favorite holiday show ever; the only one that comes close is "The Year Without Santa Claus".
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The title says it all. Go!
That's five words, dummy
I may be bad at math, but isn't that 6 words? :rollin
:lolpalm: I didn't see the "the"
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That is not mayonnaise.
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Louis, put it away!
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Hitler did nothing wrong
Trump is the greatest president
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Here's the turkey tartare!
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But I'm a vegan.
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"RUN TO THE HILLS"
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Count of Tuscany lyrics
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All out of stuffing
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Childhood friend murders friend.
That is my actual Thanksgiving this year for me. I win?
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Ate way too much!
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Wait... it's Thanksgiving today?
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Who's doing the dishes?
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Put carts in corrals?
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"...This turkey was pregnant?"
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"...This turkey was pregnant?"
I wish I knew the vomit emot
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:puke:
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"Zydar couldn't make it...."
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Childhood friend murders friend.
That is my actual Thanksgiving this year for me. I win?
What!?
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Here's some:
The turkey's still alive!
The turkey's attacking grandpa!
Go get my gun!
We're out of bullets!
The turkey killed grandpa!
Everyone to the attic!
We should be safe.
Rattle rattle. Rattle rattle.
Is the doorknob moving?
Can turkeys open doors?
Hey, there's some fruitcake!
The fruitcake's all hard.
It's like a brick.
The door is opening!
Gobble gobble gobble gobble.
What do we do!?
Quick! Throw the fruitcake!
The fruitcake killed it.
Can't believe we survived.
Susie, a quick word?
Yeah, what is it?
Next year, bring ham.
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@Ninjabait: Well played!! :tup
Babe, your dad's here.
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Childhood friend murders friend.
That is my actual Thanksgiving this year for me. I win?
What!?
Childhood friend who grew up half a block from me wanted to get back together with a woman that grew up three houses from me. He was drunk and when she said she wasn't interested, he beat her so bad she went into a coma and died the day before Thanksgiving.
And somehow, it's probably only my second worst Thanksgiving of all time. 2004 was much worse.
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Childhood friend murders friend.
That is my actual Thanksgiving this year for me. I win?
What!?
The fact that it's not your worst is the part that gets me. God bless you, man. (Seriously).
Childhood friend who grew up half a block from me wanted to get back together with a woman that grew up three houses from me. He was drunk and when she said she wasn't interested, he beat her so bad she went into a coma and died the day before Thanksgiving.
And somehow, it's probably only my second worst Thanksgiving of all time. 2004 was much worse.