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Title: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: bosk1 on March 31, 2017, 12:16:05 PM: I just now realized that we do not have an official thread to appreciate The Hoff. After so many TV and big screen appearances, how can this be?

*appreciates*
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Kotowboy on March 31, 2017, 12:16:41 PM: I loved Knight Rider & Baywatch.

*appreciates*.

Although he does ride the line between knowing how cheesy he is and playing off it and actually being that cheesy and not aware of it.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Cool Chris on March 31, 2017, 12:19:40 PM: No.

Though Knight Rider was my 2nd favorite show as a kid in the 80s.

But still, no.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: King Postwhore on March 31, 2017, 12:41:57 PM: His best work is with a hamburger and the Berlin Wall.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Podaar on March 31, 2017, 12:45:58 PM: Nah, that dudes not good. He totally just rode on Pamela Anderson's c**ttails.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: bosk1 on March 31, 2017, 12:51:51 PM: Quote from: Podaar on March 31, 2017, 12:45:58 PM
Nah, that dudes not good. He totally just rode on Pamela Anderson's c**ttails.
No way. He was a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

I just hope you repent of your lack of faith before judgment day inevitably arrives. And the clock is ticking.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: King Postwhore on March 31, 2017, 12:54:11 PM: Just show him the video of him singing on the Berlin Wall. It's a religious experience.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 31, 2017, 12:56:40 PM: (https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/other/kitt_zpsat79wsri.gif)
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: King Postwhore on March 31, 2017, 12:57:32 PM: His silhouette is amazing.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Podaar on March 31, 2017, 01:00:57 PM: You're mom's silhouette is amazing.

[/kip voice]
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Kotowboy on March 31, 2017, 01:19:12 PM: Quote from: Podaar on March 31, 2017, 01:00:57 PM
You're mom's silhouette is amazing.

[/kip voice]

Did you mean Kif from Futurama or KITT from Knight Rider ? Knight Industries Two Thousand ? YOU KNOW NOTHING ! :angry:
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: bosk1 on March 31, 2017, 01:54:52 PM: ^This man gets it. Thine eyes shall see the glory of the coming of the Hoff.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Kotowboy on March 31, 2017, 02:02:06 PM: Quote from: bosk1 on March 31, 2017, 01:54:52 PM
^This man gets it. Thine eyes shall see the glory of the coming of the Hoff.

Amen.

( amongst men )...

Here's an easy one for Bosk. Without Googling - what does F.L.A.G stand for ( in Knight Rider at least :p ) ?
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on March 31, 2017, 02:23:49 PM: "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii've been looking for freedom"
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: bosk1 on March 31, 2017, 02:33:56 PM: I hereby pronounce a curse upon all doubters of the Hoff. Thine eyes shalt burn as the penalty for thy lack of faith.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Podaar on March 31, 2017, 02:35:49 PM: I'm not worried, I'm Ahasselhoffist. :P
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Kotowboy on March 31, 2017, 02:36:54 PM: FUCK YES

(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/Themes/iamtheknight/images/theme/dtf-logo.png)

:metal :metal :corn :corn
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Podaar on March 31, 2017, 02:39:27 PM: :rollin
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Kotowboy on March 31, 2017, 02:39:49 PM: Yeah still chuckling at this.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: bosk1 on March 31, 2017, 02:40:17 PM: :20170401:
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: King Postwhore on March 31, 2017, 02:43:33 PM: AWWWEEEE YEEEAAHHHH!!! All praise the Hof forums!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zXiClnK8oE
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on March 31, 2017, 02:47:27 PM: (https://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x9/blackcanary2000/blackcanary2000011/david-hasselhoff-as-michael-knight-in-knightrider-thumbs-up_zpsae2deb05.jpg)
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 31, 2017, 02:55:56 PM: This is the forum theme I have been waiting for all my life :heart
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: cramx3 on March 31, 2017, 02:59:11 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGUI4bnQbQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGUI4bnQbQ)
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Kotowboy on March 31, 2017, 03:02:06 PM: :20170401:
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 31, 2017, 03:24:19 PM: "I have successfully modified this shit"

LOLOLOL
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: XJDenton on March 31, 2017, 03:27:14 PM: Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 31, 2017, 03:24:19 PM
"I have successfully modified this shit"

LOLOLOL

...woops.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Podaar on March 31, 2017, 03:54:46 PM: For bosk1

(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/hoffaryus_zpsifc6kuoh.jpg)

(https://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss104/Podaar/hoffaryus_small_zps4mbeh2ak.jpg)

:heart
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Orbert on March 31, 2017, 04:02:05 PM: Ride the Hasselhoff!

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3b/21/53/3b215392bc9c34d2827dd2aca4c1523b.gif)
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Logain Ablar on March 31, 2017, 05:10:58 PM: I remember in a previous job, there was a craze of "Hoffing" people who left their desk without locking their computer screen.

One day, I rushed off to a meeting, and when I came back, some joker had changed my desktop background to this:

(https://ianundercover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/david-hasselhoff.jpg)
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 31, 2017, 05:39:08 PM: Don't hassel the Hoff
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: The Trooper on March 31, 2017, 05:44:09 PM: this may be the greatest thread in the history of DTF
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 31, 2017, 05:44:49 PM: (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3b/21/53/3b215392bc9c34d2827dd2aca4c1523b.gif)
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 31, 2017, 06:26:00 PM: ^^ that's so mesmerizing, but perhaps not as hypnotic as...

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/dF2w3l5gudW3C/200w.webp#1)
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Chino on March 31, 2017, 10:08:25 PM: :rollin well played
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: TioJorge on April 01, 2017, 01:44:09 AM: I actually legitimately love this theme. Please let us keep it. Please.

The text, colors, atmosphere, and especially the hoffness.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Cyclopssss on April 01, 2017, 02:16:45 AM: LOL! Love it! :tup
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on April 01, 2017, 07:22:59 AM: I sincerly hope we get some new members thinking this is a genuine KR forum.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Zydar on April 01, 2017, 07:31:25 AM: I wonder if there's any connection between DT and Knight Rider/David Hasselhoff?
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 01, 2017, 08:31:09 AM: Quote from: Zydar on April 01, 2017, 07:31:25 AM
I wonder if there's any connection between DT and Knight Rider/David Hasselhoff?

The Dark Eternal Knight Rider
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Orbert on April 01, 2017, 08:39:58 AM: David Hasselhoff was the lead for a while in the Broadway musical Jekyll & Hyde (he's on the DVD).
Rob Evan was also the lead in the Broadway production of Jekyll & Hyde.
Rob Evan is one of the vocalists who has worked with Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
One of the keyboard players for Trans-Siberian Orchestra is Jane Mangini.
(April Fool! I cannot find any connection between Jane Mangini and Mike Mangini. Jane did go to Berklee, so that's a semi-connection.)
Jane Mangini played keyboards on Joe Lynn Turner's album JLT.
Joe Lynn Turner sang "Riders on the Storm" on The Doors tribute album Light My Fire: A Classic Rock Salute to The Doors.
Jordan Rudess played on "Touch Me" on that same album Light My Fire: A Classic Rock Salute to The Doors.
Jordan Rudess plays keyboards for Dream Theater.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 01, 2017, 08:45:52 AM: This is now the forum's favourite song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uINY84x7K2s
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Orbert on April 01, 2017, 08:49:07 AM: Hey, that song is by the same guy who was in Jekyll & Hyde the musical!
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Bolsters on April 01, 2017, 08:49:44 AM: Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 01, 2017, 08:45:52 AM
This is now the forum's favourite song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uINY84x7K2s
Not while this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilAJJ3WHg6g) exists.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 01, 2017, 08:53:10 AM: Quote from: Bolsters on April 01, 2017, 08:49:44 AM
Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 01, 2017, 08:45:52 AM
This is now the forum's favourite song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uINY84x7K2s
Not while this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilAJJ3WHg6g) exists.

:hat Obviously that is the far superior song, but alas the forum's favourite song has to be by the artist the forum is named for.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Bolsters on April 01, 2017, 08:54:52 AM: How about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xB05MAw52g :lol
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 01, 2017, 08:56:57 AM: I was hoping you were going to post this instead. :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Zydar on April 01, 2017, 09:17:58 AM: Quote from: Orbert on April 01, 2017, 08:39:58 AM
David Hasselhoff was the lead for a while in the Broadway musical Jekyll & Hyde (he's on the DVD).
Rob Evan was also the lead in the Broadway production of Jekyll & Hyde.
Rob Evan is one of the vocalists who has worked with Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
One of the keyboard players for Trans-Siberian Orchestra is Jane Mangini.
(April Fool! I cannot find any connection between Jane Mangini and Mike Mangini. Jane did go to Berklee, so that's a semi-connection.)
Jane Mangini played keyboards on Joe Lynn Turner's album JLT.
Joe Lynn Turner sang "Riders on the Storm" on The Doors tribute album Light My Fire: A Classic Rock Salute to The Doors.
Jordan Rudess played on "Touch Me" on that same album Light My Fire: A Classic Rock Salute to The Doors.
Jordan Rudess plays keyboards for Dream Theater.

:clap:
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 01, 2017, 09:25:15 AM: Well, its settled then. DT's next album must be a Hasselhoff themed concept album. Bring this thing full circle.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: King Postwhore on April 01, 2017, 10:38:38 AM: Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 01, 2017, 08:56:57 AM
I was hoping you were going to post this instead. :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

Holy cow that was 20 pounds of fun in a 10 pound bag.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Kotowboy on April 01, 2017, 11:24:44 AM: Just came to post that the new Baywatch movie looks like a big pile of shit.

Zac Efron has never been in one good movie.
Title: Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
Post by: Kotowboy on April 01, 2017, 03:47:16 PM: Phew. Forum back to normal.