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Title: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: lionfury on July 25, 2014, 10:19:30 PM: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R6XHdS6HBxt85Ynfpsp2Jn5kJzPU7xB0k8bnbkxzSOg/edit?usp=sharing

I'M SORRY FOR THIS

EDIT 26/07/2014: Corrected all instances of the word "fog" to "haze", as was intended.
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: rumborak on July 25, 2014, 10:33:13 PM: Holy shit, that was one of the most bizarre things I have ever read. :lol
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: Shadow Ninja 2.0 on July 25, 2014, 10:39:11 PM: i'm sorry too

this made me want to kill myself
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: lionfury on July 25, 2014, 10:46:02 PM: Quote from: Shadow Ninja 2.0 on July 25, 2014, 10:39:11 PM
i'm sorry too

this made me want to kill myself
In this case, I suppose that's a compliment
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: TheGreatPretender on July 25, 2014, 10:56:55 PM: Is it still fanfiction, if it disqualifies you as a fan?
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: lionfury on July 25, 2014, 11:00:02 PM: Quote from: TheGreatPretender on July 25, 2014, 10:56:55 PM
Is it still fanfiction, if it disqualifies you as a fan?
But I am a fan?...

Contrary to the last paragraph, I actually do love James's vocals. And I don't wish for him to be replaced by Russell Allen
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on July 25, 2014, 11:05:22 PM: That was amazing.
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: TheGreatPretender on July 25, 2014, 11:17:52 PM: Quote from: lionfury on July 25, 2014, 11:00:02 PM
But I am a fan?...

Contrary to the last paragraph, I actually do love James's vocals. And I don't wish for him to be replaced by Russell Allen

Then why would you... I don't... :sadpanda:
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: Shadow Ninja 2.0 on July 25, 2014, 11:28:44 PM: Though honestly, it is with great shame that I admit this isn't the worst fanfic I've ever read, or even the most bizarre.

It is the first one I've read about a band, though.
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: TheAtliator on July 25, 2014, 11:52:25 PM: "while playing a one-off show in support of his recent solo album, I Still Have You"
"'John! It's been too long,” James said, 'you here to show me some new riffs or somethin'?'
'Fuck you,' said John"
:rollin :rollin

and every time it says James screamed I imagine that scream in 6:00 on LALP :lol
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: Sir Walrus Cauliflower on July 25, 2014, 11:56:41 PM: This is very strange, and it makes me very unhappy. The idea of it makes me physically uncomfortable.
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: MoraWintersoul on July 26, 2014, 06:54:26 AM: Do I read this or not?
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: bl5150 on July 26, 2014, 07:40:53 AM: Quote from: MoraWintersoul on July 26, 2014, 06:54:26 AM
Do I read this or not?

Hell no
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: lionfury on July 26, 2014, 08:10:47 AM: I'm brainstorming plot ideas for a sequel
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: TheAtliator on July 26, 2014, 11:29:06 AM: Quote from: Sir Walrus Cauliflower on July 25, 2014, 11:56:41 PM
This is very strange, and it makes me very unhappy. The idea of it makes me physically uncomfortable.

This

Quote from: MoraWintersoul on July 26, 2014, 06:54:26 AM
Do I read this or not?

Absolutely!
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: GasparXR on July 26, 2014, 11:42:51 AM: This didn't make me sticky, but it should be stickied.
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: senecadawg2 on July 26, 2014, 01:03:53 PM: Funny stuff!

I'm anxiously awaiting the sequel :lol
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 26, 2014, 02:01:19 PM: I got... half way through the second paragraph and had to stop.

I just can't do this.

...

ok maybe I can.
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 26, 2014, 02:04:17 PM: Ok. No. Sorry.

Edit:

Ok. Finshed it.

Serously...

(https://www.lolwut.com/layout/lolwut.jpg)
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: 425 on July 26, 2014, 02:27:01 PM: Quote from: bl5150 on July 26, 2014, 07:40:53 AM
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on July 26, 2014, 06:54:26 AM
Do I read this or not?

Hell no

Yeah seriously don't.

I though I'd read everything and that it couldn't be that bad.

It's that bad.
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: Ħ on July 26, 2014, 02:52:23 PM: Best. Fanfic. Ever. :rollin

*anxiously awaiting part 2*
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: Shadow Ninja 2.0 on July 26, 2014, 02:53:39 PM: Quote from: bl5150 on July 26, 2014, 07:40:53 AM
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on July 26, 2014, 06:54:26 AM
Do I read this or not?

Hell no

(https://i1300.photobucket.com/albums/ag94/ShadowNinja38/noo_zps2b002480.png)
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: SuperTaco on July 26, 2014, 08:13:13 PM: I'm going to skip reading and just say that writing a fanfic pretty much makes you a hardcore fan xD
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: TheAtliator on July 27, 2014, 06:24:58 PM: Am I missing something here? I mean it was weird and kinda random, but it was moderately funny and not that bad in any way or anything ???

Although I do kinda feel like I want it to be either extremely good or extremely disturbing too..
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: Scorpion on July 27, 2014, 07:13:17 PM: That was glorious. You, sir, have a gift.
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: Madman Shepherd on July 27, 2014, 07:16:07 PM: I think if you and Nicky Spaanjards were to team up, you would be unstoppable.
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: puppyonacid on July 28, 2014, 05:04:38 AM: My opinion

It's not funny. It's just offensive. There's no point being ironic if it just comes across as plain absurd.

Sorry but I just don't get this.

I must be missing something.

Just my opinion.
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: kanutaros on July 28, 2014, 06:12:45 AM: Where's Portnoy in all of this??

Is that a story for Part 2?
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: Sycsa on July 28, 2014, 06:44:59 AM: tl;dr?
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: TheAtliator on July 28, 2014, 12:32:01 PM: Offensive? :lol
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: puppyonacid on July 29, 2014, 05:07:47 AM: Actually you're right; because you put that laughing smiley thus belittling my opinion I have decided I don't find it offensive. I must have been wrong. Sorry.
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: GasparXR on July 29, 2014, 06:44:04 AM: Quote from: puppyonacid on July 29, 2014, 05:07:47 AM
Actually you're right; because you put that laughing smiley thus belittling my opinion I have decided I don't find it offensive. I must have been wrong. Sorry.

Dude... haven't your learned? Your opinion is always wrong. Just deal with it or I'll summon the meerkat haze on you.
Title: Re: So I wrote a DT fanfic...
Post by: puppyonacid on July 29, 2014, 07:30:24 AM: I must have missed the memo

I know the guy wasn't intending to offend. And I have no problem with what he's done in principle. I just find it plain silly. I think I get that (hopefully) he was just ripping on fan fiction. In that sense I guess I can see the humour. But if I was JR, I'd be pretty offended at somebody writing about me ejaculating all over Rabbis at a bar mitzvah or whatever. I just found that a lot distasteful.