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General => General Music Discussion => Topic started by: The Curious Orange on July 17, 2014, 05:46:18 AM
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So here's an old Internet meme I thought I'd dust off -
What if classic albums were re-named to match their cover art? Here's a few to start you off:
Pink Floyd - Light that passes through a prism is refracted into a spectrum of seven colours
Nirvana - Underwater babies know the value of money
Led Zeppelin - How to tell the difference between your grandson and a paperweight with your eyes closed
The Who - Pissing on a box
The Rolling Stones - Turntable Cake
Kate Bush - I've just had sex with two dogs
The Beatles - Only three of us wear shoes
King Crimson - Fear of the Dentists
Blind Faith - Kiddie pr0n and toy aeroplanes
Ween - A belt that says Ween on it
The Black Crowes - Patriotic Vaginas
Iron Maiden - Oh look, it's Eddie again
The Pussycat Dolls - Five Whores
Bruce Springsteen - My Arse
Rush - Moving Paintings
Anyone got any more?
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Dream Theater - Kid Playing In The Sand
Metallica - Semen And Blood
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Pink Floyd- OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS ON FIRE
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Or....you're on fire! Lemme shake your hand!
Queen - Big Depressed Robot attacks people hiding in a mountain.
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Blind Faith - Why Don't You Have a Seat Right Over Here?
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Haken - Oh My Poor Mermaid
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Genesis - Croquet with heads
Spock's Beard - Guy goes to work in the desert
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This thread has nothing to do with memes, so I don't even know why that word was used. But anyhow, this one made me laugh:
Iron Maiden - Oh look, it's Eddie again
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This thread has nothing to do with memes, so I don't even know why that word was used. But anyhow, this one made me laugh:
Indeed. No idea why meme's were brought into the equation.
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Haha, this is fun.
Metallica - ...And Now To Hide This Body
Dream Theater - There's A WHAT On Top Of My Head???
Porcupine Tree - How Compact Discs Are Made
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Spock's Beard - Man Dressed in Black, Wandering in the Desert Under a Stormy Red Sky
Symphony X - Man Dressed in Black, Wandering in the Desert Under a Stormy Red Sky
Dream Theater - Bridges in the Sky
:biggrin:
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Porcupine Tree - This Kid's Going To Go Postal
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Rush - The Dog And The Fire Hydrant
Deep Purple - Five Guys In A Glass Of Wine
Pink Floyd - A Cow
Kiss - The Sphinx With Glasses
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Steven Wilson - I See A Little Silhouetto Of A Wilson
(aka. Deadwing Cover Zoomed Out)
Dire Straits - Steel Guitar Rocket
Porcupine Tree - How Am I Powering This Bulb With Just My Hand?
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Steven Wilson - I See A Little Silhouetto Of A Wilson
(aka. Deadwing Cover Zoomed Out)
But that's a porcupine tree album
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Dream Theater - Does this pose make me look gay?
The Flower Kings - Part bus part fish
The Flaming lips - Weird Gumby
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In order:
Muse - Why Is Everything Blue?
Muse - Why Are There So Many Goal Posts?
Muse - Why Is Everyone Floating?
Muse - Why Are We On Mars?
Muse - Why Is There a Colorful Walkway in Outer Space?
Muse - Why Aren't There Any Shadows On This Cover?
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Alice In Chains - Wait...how many legs does this dog actually have?
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Porcupine Tree - A man diving in orange colorish
Porcupine Tree - Random face in the clouds
Porucpine Tree - DOCTOR WHO
Porcupine Tree - Why is mommy hanging from the ceiling?
Porcupine Tree - CDs are strangely radioactive
Porcupine Tree - A guy from a '40s movie holds a lightbulb from the '80s
Porcupine Tree - Silver Surfer suffering
Porcupine Tree - What a pretty lake
Porcupine Tree - Goddamn, I love TV
Porcupine Tree - STAHP
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I'm just gonna open up iTunes and do these, it's awesome :rollin :rollin
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Death Grips - I bet writing on your dick with a sharpie feels weird
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Queen - Damn That Clown Can Juggle!
The Beatles - Walking To Payless To Buy Paul Some Shoes
Blue Oyster Cult - Pick A Card, Any Card
Genesis - Goodnight, Moon.
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Iron Maiden - Oh look, it's Eddie again
:clap:
Dream Theater - ''I can see you!'' ''Hey, I can see you too!''
Rush - I'm naked, sir, you've got a problem with that?
dredg - Hot chick, but the mask's a turn off
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Steven Wilson - A Steven Wilson with a gasmask selfie
Steven Wilson - A picture of a silhouette of Steven Wilson standing in the middle with an orange filter
Steven Wilson - The moon's best impression of Edvard Mulch's The Scream
Slint - Four Guys Swimming In A Lake
Rush - A Nut and A Bolt Having Intercourse
Rush - You Get A Bunny! You Get A Bunny! Everybody Gets A Bunny!
Isis - A Green Ocean
The Devin Townsend Project - Crayons
Dir En Grey - King Crimson's Lizard cover art painted in black
King Crimson - A Fancy Knot
Opeth - A Forest
Mastodon - What Really Happened In Moby Dick
My Bloody Valentine - A Close-Up of a Fender Jazzmaster with a pink filter
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Neutral Milk Hotel - The Adventures of Potato Lady
Deafheaven - The Most Misleading Album Cover of 2013
MGMT - Surfing with the Alien
Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Carpal Tunnel! Ahhhh!
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Anathema - Sun setting/rising over the ocean horizon
Slipknot - Goat
Dream Theater - Newtons Cradle hits man in an open grassy plain
Korn - Kids playing hopscotch while a girl heads towards the cliff
Korn - Girl swinging on a swing
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Dream Theater - ''I can see you!'' ''Hey, I can see you too!''
Rush - I'm naked, sir, you've got a problem with that?
dredg - Hot chick, but the mask's a turn off
Arghhhh. I wanted to say something about that album cover. It wouldn't be as creative though. It would be something like "Two guys with telescopes on stools" or something.
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Dream Theater - The Search for Spock
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Dream Theater - Ants....Ants Everywhere!
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Ozzy Osborne - Strange looking man with a red velvet cape holding a miniature Roman torture device sitting in a room with a fog machine
This is a great game.
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Black Sabbath - Holy Smokes
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Dream Theater: SIX DEGREES OF INNER TURBULENCE
Metallica: There are dogtags on one of those crosses.
Neal Morse: Neal's next to a tree!
Neal Morse: Neal's tree got bigger!
Genesis: shapes...
Genesis: Cartoon fatty looks through a window
Green Day: Let's see if you can spot all the dogshit!
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Dream Theater - New Ant City
Porcupine Tree - A piano in flames falling from the sky
Rush - Three red balls in front of a red background
Pink Floyd - An ear underwater
Katatonia - A dead raven
Tool - A psychedelic diagram of the human anatomy
Deftones - Literally a white pony
I love playing this game!
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Scorpions - Decisions, decisions. Girl likes to deep throat, and the dog likes to lick peanut butter
Scorpions - Should have checked for gum before groping her breast
Scorpions - Oh shit, she's 15?
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The Atlas Moth: Bosk or Nick banned Dark Castle because of a nude woman gazing out in the distance and apparently nudity automatically equals pornography unless it's naked dudes, then it's fine. (sassy as fuq tonight)
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Buckethead - Buckethead keeps moving while taking picture with guitar.
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Liquid Tension Experiment - The Puke
Liquid Tension Experiment - The LSD
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Les Claypool And The Holy Mackerel - Hi, I'm the Devil. Have a drink!
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Oceansize - I Am Not Your Anenome
Oceansize - Cruddy Font Choice, Blue Edition
Oceansize - MIND. BLOWN.
Oceansize - Cruddy Font Choice, Red Edition
Oceansize - Voyeurism
Oceansize - BOOBS
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Alter Bridge - A picture of a bridge taken under a bridge which is next to the bridge of which the picture was taken. Not sure if that's grammatically correct.
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Warrant- Why hot waitresses shouldn't wear rollerskates
Anything designed by Hugh Syme in the late 80s - rock texture with a logo on top
Judas Priest - Robot Handjob
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Beyond the Bridge- What's the Point?
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Steven Wilson - selfie with a gasmask! lol
SW - testing some instagram effects :3
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Steven Wilson - A Steven Wilson with a gasmask selfie
;)
This thread has nothing to do with memes, so I don't even know why that word was used. But anyhow, this one made me laugh:
Indeed. No idea why meme's were brought into the equation.
Actually this sort of thing WOULD fit into the definition of "meme" if it's something that many people participate in, but how about we just enjoy playing the game instead of picking apart words used in the OP? :\
(mine coming in a few)
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A few from my shelf...
Deftones- Sweaty Titties and Feet
Faith No More- The Majestic Egret
KMFDM- Mofucker Just Got Bitch-Slapped
Metallica Honors our Veterans
Muse- She Missed the Memo on Appropriate Moon Fashion
Nine Inch Nails- FIRE!
Opeth- Fuck! How Did We Get in this Tree?!
Pain of Salvation- Mount Whitemore
Phish- EXTREME CLOSE UP WITH DRUGS
Porcupine Tree- Talk to the Hand
Pantera's Excellent Adventure to the Wild West
Radiohead- We were having some keyboard troubles, but it ended up looking cool
Devin Townsend- One Ugly-Ass Caffeine-Addled Muppet
Frank Zappa in a Belly Shirt with Suspenders
Frank Zappa as an Arab
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Megadeth - "oh shit the cover art is due in a few hours"
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Iron Maiden - "oh shit the cover art is due in a few hours"
FTFY
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Genesis (Genesis)- I lost at Perfection
any Yes/Roger Dean album cover- James Cameron stole this for Avatar
Rush (Different Stages)- Tinkertoys are hard when you're drunk
George Michael- Whew! My pits stink.
Phil Collins' early solo albums- Face left... Face right... Face front... Now proceed to fingerprinting.
Kansas (Point of Know Return)- I thought you could read maps! (as the ship goes over the waterfall)
Peter Gabriel (Secret World Live)- This phone is electrified!!!
Redemption (Snowfall on Judgment Day)- Ice Fishing with Fire
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Metallica - Black Album
The Beatles - White Album
Queensryche - Queensryche
Slipknot - Slipknot
Sonata Arctica - Unia
W.E.T. - W.E.T.
Yngwie Malmsteen - Unleash the Fury
.....wait, I think I've fucked this up.
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Just for the fun of it:
Anathema - Driving on the Beach
Deftones - Owl
Dream Theater - Four Dangling Balls
Mr. Bungle - Creepy Clown
Sigur Rós - Parentheses
The Mars Volta - Golden Man With a Breath of Light
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Santana - Hey look, it's a lion
Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Hey look, it's a dove
Pink Floyd - So many beds
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Beyond the Bridge- What's the Point?
clearly the best
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Queen - Face Squash
Beatles - Four Guys Cross the Road
Pink Floyd - Big Metal Faces Looking at Each Other
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A Perfect Circle - Take That Thing Off My Face!
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I know I posted the entire Porcupine Tree discography, but this is an EP:
"Why the fuck did you broke the basket?"
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Flying Colors - Hugh Syme did this one.
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King Crimson - With King Crimson
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Flying Colors - Hugh Syme did this one.
Dream Theater - What Would Rush Do
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any Yes/Roger Dean album cover- James Cameron stole this for Avatar
YEAH...
James Cameron stole a LOT for Avatar...
which is ONE of MANY reasons why I DESPISE that movie!!!
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Dream Theater - Gloomy, But it looks nice through that pane of glass!
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Dream Theater - Goddammit Hugh Syme
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Dream Theater - Goddammit Hugh Syme
I wonder which album that would be...