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General => Movies and TV => Topic started by: TheGreatPretender on May 18, 2013, 10:51:05 PM
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Pretty self-explanatory. But do add the actor/character name and movie.
I'll start with:
"No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm trying to order pizza!?"
-John McClane, Die Hard
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"If it bleeds, we can kill it" - Dutch, Predator
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"Hail to the king, baby." - Ash, Army of Darkness
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"I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon." -Albert Gibson, True Lies
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"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - George Nada, They Live
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"Guahauha eeyuha oooayaya. Ey Dada booda. Beedaba." - Sylvester Stalone, Every Movie He's In
"Put thyself in that helicopter over yonder" Arnold Schwarzenegger, A movie about a guy getting into a helicopter
"Puny god..." The Hulk, Superhero Action Porn Bonanza
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"Let's kick some ice!"
-Mr. Freeze, Batman & Robin
(tbc...)
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"I'd buy that for a dollar!" - Bixby Snyder, Robocop
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"You are next"
- Chong Li, Bloodsport
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"I used to fuck guys like you in prison."- Jimmy, Roadhouse
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"I'm gettin' too old for this shit."
Roger Murtaugh, Lethal Weapon.
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Loving it so far. Lots of classic ones I'd forgotten about.
"I'll be too busy lookin' good!"
-Williams, Enter The Dragon
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"I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon." -Albert Gibson, True Lies
I swear this is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard in a movie. His delivery is so damn perfect I will laugh out loud literally every time I hear it.
Also, I figure it's kind of cheating if we don't include a quote with our discussion posts.
"Iced that one... to cone a phrase" - Jack Slater, Last Action Hero
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"Iced that one... to cone a phrase" - Jack Slater, Last Action Hero
Ah, that reminds me...
"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers."
-Also Jack Slater
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From Commando:
Cooke: Fuck you, asshole.
(pulls trigger, clicks empty)
Matrix: Fuck YOU, asshole
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"I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon." -Albert Gibson, True Lies
I swear this is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard in a movie. His delivery is so damn perfect I will laugh out loud literally every time I hear it.
Same here. As lame as Tom Arnold is in general, he was perfect in that role. So many great lines.
"What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?" -Albert Gibson, True Lies
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"I know Kung Fu."
Neo, The Matrix
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"I'll be back"
The Terminator
The Terminator
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"That son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama Black tick"
- Blain, Predator
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We're not done with Blain yet.
"I ain't got time to bleed"
- Blain, Predator
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We're not done with Blain yet.
"I ain't got time to bleed"
- Blain, Predator
And....
"This stuff will make you a God da#n sexual tyrannosaurus...just like me."
Blain, Predator
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And now a few from one of the single greatest characters....from IMO one of the greater suspense, thrillers......Hudson from the movie ALIENS:
"They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls."
Ripley: Well, somebody's gonna have to go out there. Take a portable terminal, go out there and patch in manually.
Hudson: Oh yeah, sure! With those things runnin' around? You can count me out.
Hicks: Yeah I guess we can just count you out of everything, Hudson
Bishop: [speaking under Hicks] I'll go.
Hudson: That's right, man.
Bishop: I'll go.
Hudson: Hey, why don't you go, man!
Bishop: [more loudly] I'll go.
Ripley: What?
Bishop: I'll go. I mean, I'm the only one qualified to remote-pilot the ship anyway.
Hudson: Yeah right, man, Bishop should go.
Hudson: Good idea!
"I say we grease this rat-fuck son-of-a-bitch right now"
"What do you mean, "*They* cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals! "
"Yeah man, but it's a dry heat! "
"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal! "
Probably one of the funnier exchanges:
Ripley: How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
Hicks: [pause] Seventeen days.
Hudson: Seventeen *days?* Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen *hours!* Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...
Ripley: Hudson!
Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA GET US!
Ripley: Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
Ripley: Right?
Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge? :lol
" Man, this is a big fuckin' signal. "
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Bubbles!! Bubbles, bubbles. - Finding Nemo
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Loki: "An ant has no quarrel with a boot."
Nick Fury: "Are you planning to step on us?"
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"You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it." John Spartan, Demolition Man
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"You should not drink and bake"
shwarzanegger - Raw Deal
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You're entrance was good. His was better --- The Riddler; Batman Returns.
Tombstone:
Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed? --- Wyatt Earp
You tell him I'm coming! And hell's coming with me! --- Wyatt Earp
You're so drunk, you couldn't hit nothin.' In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc: I have two guns; one for each of ya --- Doc Holiday
It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist. --- Doc Holliday
It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest! -- Doc Holliday
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"Fucker!" - Albert Gibson, True Lies
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I would like to point out that we will never reach 100 pages if you people keep making posts with multiple times.
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Yeah, I was gonna say that :lol
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Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!! - Kirk
Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!! - Spock
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"Look's like there's gonna be a cleanup on Aisle 5."
-Agent Michael Scarn
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"But I'm taller" - Speed
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"Yippee kai-yay, motherfucker."
- John McClane (Bruce Willis), Die Hard
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"Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... " - Hudson, Aliens
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"Obviouy you are not a golfer."
The Dude
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"AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT A BARBEQUE! - Captain Steven Hiller, Independence Day
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Well, let's not start suckin each others' dick's just yet. --- Winston Wolf; Pulp Fiction
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"I'm fixing a divot!" - Stan; Space Jam
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"My name is Zeus. As in father of Apollo, Mt. Olympus, 'Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!' Zeus!"
-Zeus, Die Hard 3
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"AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT A BARBEQUE! - Captain Steven Hiller, Independence Day
Now that's what I call a Close Encounter !
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"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied." - John Matrix, Commando
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I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal. --- Connor MacLeod; The Highlander
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"I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy!"
-Bad guy, The Rock
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"I got slimed." - Ghostbusters
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"We came. We saw. We kicked its ASS!" - Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
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"Mother pus bucket!" - Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
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"My girlfriend sleeps above the covers...four feet above the covers! She barks, she drools...she growls..."
Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
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"But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you." - Grail Knight, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
-Ash, Army of Darkness
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For the one or two who don't know: Gandalf - The Fellowship of the Ring
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[after telling Robin he'll cut his heart out with a spoon.]
Guy of Gisborne: "Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe?"
Sheriff - "Because it's DULL, you twit - it'll HURT MORE."
Sheriff of Nottingham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
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“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” - Russell Crowe, Gladiator
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[after being told to drop dead]
-"I don't do requests"
(Arnold in The Running Man)
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Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. -- John Mason; The Rock.
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"The problem with Scotland...is that it's full of Scots." -Longshanks, Braveheart
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"When I told you to go screw yourself, I didn't mean it literally."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, The 6th Day - After he knocked out the bad guy and the bad guy's clone, and had them land on top of one another.
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes.
Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.
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"The problem with Scotland...is that it's full of Scots." -Longshanks, Braveheart
"Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY." - Trainspotting
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"But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you." - Grail Knight, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
He chose...poorly
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"I suppose nothing hurts you"
-"Only pain"
(Arnold from Conan, I think)
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"Guahauha eeyuha oooayaya. Ey Dada booda. Beedaba." - Sylvester Stalone, Every Movie He's In
:rollin
"You're the disease, and I'm the cure."
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Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
From: "The Unforgiven"
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"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"
-Dirty Harry Callahan
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"I guess she don't like the cornbread, either." - Frost, from Aliens
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"Desire... Is... Irrelevant... I am... A machine."
-The Terminator, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
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" I am...A Terminator. "
The Terminator.
The Terminator.
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Remember Sully, when I said I'd lock this thread last?
I lied.
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" Ha ha ha - you think this is the real Quaid ?
It is. "
The Real Quaid.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Total Recall.
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"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?"
"Ooooh, you hit me with glasses. Well played, well played sir."
- Wreck-It Ralph
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O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. --- Mr. Brown; Resevoir Dogs
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"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?"
"Ooooh, you hit me with glasses. Well played, well played sir."
- Wreck-It Ralph
Just saw that recently. Not a bad movie.
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"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?"
"Ooooh, you hit me with glasses. Well played, well played sir."
- Wreck-It Ralph
Watched that yesterday. Best part of the movie.
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John C. Reilly ( sp ? ) Is a great actor.
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I bet she gives great helmet. -- Dark Helmet
Solo Star, Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. -- Dark Helmet.
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I bet she gives great helmet. -- Dark Helmet
Solo Star, Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. -- Dark Helmet.
Take it to the comedy one-liner thread dude. :loser:
If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it. --- Clarence Worley; True Romance
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Tommy Five-Tone: Did I miss anything?
Hudson Hawk: Gates tries to blackmail me, you ask me "Did I miss anything." Gates gets killed, you say "Did I miss anything." I bet you went up to Mrs. Lincoln at the Ford Theatre and said "How was the show? Did I miss anything?"
- Hudson Hawk
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:lol Hudson Hawk is an AWFUL film though !
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Ahh... but other Bruce Willis movies were not.
Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick. -- Jimmy Dix; The Last Boy Scout
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:lol Hudson Hawk is an AWFUL film though !
It's so awful it's great though....
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"Uh... Strangers... I hate this. Do they want to share what they got or take what you got? Do you say 'hi' or do you blow them away? "
The Postman, The Postman
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RUUUUUUUUUUUN!
GOOOO!
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
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"I'm your worst nightmare."
-John Rambo, Rambo III
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Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!! - Kirk
Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!! - Spock
:lol
Danny Madigan: How'd you know there was a guy in there?
Jack Slater: There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
Last Action Hero
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There are two kinds of spurs, my friend - those that come in by the door *crosses self*... and those that come in by the window.--Tuco, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
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"No!" - Agent Smith, The Matrix
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"I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." - Taken
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Is that a good movie BTW?
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Is that a good movie BTW?
Oh hell yes. Second one, not so much. It's not bad; it's just a rehash.
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You're about to blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin mother fucker, mother fucker. Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m "Superfly TNT". I’m "The Guns of the Navarone". In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We’re fucking switching. I’m washing the windows, and you picking up this nigga's skull. --- Jules; Pulp Fiction
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I LOVE that scene. :lol :lol :lol
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle. - The Terminator, T2: Judgment Day
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I
;)
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I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force. -- Captain Frank Ramsey; Crimson Tide
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Ace Hunter: Here comes The Egg...
Dallas: And that's no "yolk."
Eggstrum: Dallas, when a person doesn't have less on, they have...?
Dallas: "More on"?
Eggstrum: Exactly.
- The greatest action film of all time - MEGAFORCE
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"You were going to kill him!"
"Of course. I'm a Terminator."
-John Connor & The Terminator, Terminator 2
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"You're going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass." -- The Stranger; High Plains Drifter
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"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!" -O-Ren, Kill Bill Volume 1
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"I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard. You experienced some of them." - Bill, Kill Bill Volume 2
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"You break my record. Now I break you. Like I break your friend."
Chong Li, Bloodsport
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Dead or alive, you're coming with me. --- Robocop; Robocop
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"Put the bunny back in the box." -Nic Cage in Con Air
:mehlin
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"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? "
"What is this Mickey Mouse horseshit? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights-out? Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?"
~ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Full Metal Jacket
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Think you used enough dynamite, there, Butch? - Sundance, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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"Shiny. Let's be bad guys."
-Jayne, Serenity
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Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets. --- Captain Ramium; The Hunt For Red October
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"Shiny. Let's be bad guys."
-Jayne, Serenity
:tup That movie is so full of one-liners that we could fill a thread all it's own.
"I aim to misbehave." -- Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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Taxidermy man gonna have a heart attack, he see what I brung 'em.
~Capt. Quint
Jaws
(This line incidently is one I repeat often in stressful situations. I don't know why)
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“Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!”
Rooster Cogburn
True Grit (The original)
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"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have fucked with? That’s me."
~ Walt Kowalski
Gran Torino
Okay..its more a drama than an action film, but it's such a badassed line!
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"Shit just got real."
-Marcus, Bad Boys II
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"......motherfucker!!!!"
Marsellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction
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Now there's another movie that is infinitely quoteable.
I'ma gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talking, hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. --- Marsellus Wallace; Pulp Fiction
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You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
- Bruce Lee, Enter The Dragon
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Now there's another movie that is infinitely quoteable.
I'ma gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talking, hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. --- Marsellus Wallace; Pulp Fiction
That's my favorite scene in that movie! :tup
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee." - Jules, Pulp Fiction
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"'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?" -Jules, Pulp Fiction
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"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." -Chuck Norris, Code of Silence
(new forum rule?)
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Jed Eckert: How did you get shot down, Colonel?
Col. Andy Tanner: It was five to one. I got four.
- Red Dawn (1984)
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I LIKE IT!!!! --- Emil; Robocop
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Tuck: Do we run or fight?
Col. James Braddock: We don't have a choice now.
- Missing In Action
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Rambo and Trautman are facing a wall of enemy soldiers, tanks, helicopters and military vehicles.
Trautman: Got any ideas?
Rambo: Surrounding them's out.
-Rambo 3
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone. -- Verbal; The Usual Suspects.
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone. -- Verbal; The Usual Suspects.
More of a crime thriller, but it is one of my absolute favorite movies of all time, so I can't be mad at it. But since we're on Brian Singer:
"What do they call you? Wheels?"
Wolverine, X-Men
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"... the girl inferred hooker. I was thinking slut."
Jack Reacher
Auto store guy: "Well, I need to see something..."
Jack: "How about the inside of an ambulance?"
Jack Reacher
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I haven't seen the Reacher film, but have read many of the books, and he has some brilliant lines.
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Jack Reacher is a good film... fun to watch.
Eli: "It doesn't have to make sense. It's faith, it's faith. It's the flower of light in the field of darkness that's giving me the strength to carry on. You understand?"
Solara: "Is that from your book? "
Eli: "No, it's, uh, Johnny Cash, Live at Folsom Prison"
Book of Eli
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"You know there's more men out there. You know where they are. Find them, or I'll find you."
John Rambo, Rambo: First Blood Part II
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"When you hang a man, you better look at 'em!"
Hang 'em High
"I need to talk with your wife for just one second... but, if you move, if you make one sound... I'll snatch the life right out of you. Understand?"
Man on Fire
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"Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?" -- James Bond; Casino Royale
On a side note: Have you ever noticed that in the Bourne Trilogy (some of my favorite action movies) the Bourne character has no real quotable lines? I can't think of a single one.
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I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am? --- Jason Bourne; The Bourne Identity
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I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am? --- Jason Bourne; The Bourne Identity
:) Granted, but it's a bit cumbersome to use with your mates when sitting around being bad ass.
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You move, you die. -- Jason Bourne; The Bourne Identity.
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"I don't want to do this anymore." -- Jason Bourne; The Bourne Identity
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"I don't want to do this anymore." -- Jason Bourne; The Bourne Identity
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You're starting to become my favorite 'new' poster. Well played sir.
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"You think this is the real Quaid? It is." -- Quaid; Total Recall (1990)
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"You think this is the real Quaid? It is." -- Quaid; Total Recall (1990)
A one liner so nice, it's posted twice! :tup
"I know now why you cry. But it's something I could never do."
-The Terminator, Terminator 2
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Jimmy Fingers: I'll fuckin' sell anything to anybody, Hatcher, except you, man, I wouldn't sell you the sweat off my balls.
- Marked For Death
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"Can you dig it? Can you dig it!? Can you dig it!?"
-Cyrus, The Warriors
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"Crom, grant me revenege. And if you don't, then to hell with you!"
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"I want what they want, and every other guy who came here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had wants... For our country to love us... As much as we... Love it! That's what I want."
-Rambo, Rambo: First Blood Part 2
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"Give me your face!" -- Optimus Prime; Transformers, Revenge of the Fallen
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All right, I'm going to attempt to revive this thread like it was Sylvester Stallone's career.
In light of the trailer to his latest movie, Escape Plan, here's an awesome one liner from it:
"You hit like a vegetarian."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
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"I'm Batman"
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"I am Iron Man"