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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: lonestar on April 17, 2013, 01:19:59 PM
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Inspired by this, the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk....
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000IZGIA8/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000IZGIA8&linkCode=as2&tag=geek03b-20 (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000IZGIA8/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000IZGIA8&linkCode=as2&tag=geek03b-20)
(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41m23Y36VAL.jpg)
(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cesZPh3OL.jpg)
Check out the reviews and customer images, fucking gold.
Discuss this utterly stupid invention, or post others....
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I have done as you've asked.
NOW I DEMAND BACON AS TRIBUTE.
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Check out the reviews and customer images, fucking gold.
Awesome! I didn't realize that customers could post their own images along with reviews. Idiotic inventions like this practically cry out for them. :lol
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Thanks Nick :godisgood:
Yeah, the customer images are priceless. This one made me lol hard...
(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81-AD7zy-bL.png)
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Mrs.Jingle just told me about this yesterday, and it's appropriate for this thread.
(https://www.wax-girl.com/blog/assets/0_0_0_0_250_209_csupload_52149318.jpg?u=634898008288088926)
For every 'man-scaper' going for a wax. I'm serious, that's how they market it.
WHAT IT’S USED FOR:
Numb Nuts Pain Relieving Cream will be your savior when it comes to your waxing sessions. This breakthrough numbing kit helps reduce the pain inflicted from waxing your intimate area. A 4% concentration of lidocaine-based cream and a comfortable latex panty safely numbs your skin for 15-20 minutes. This makes for an ouchless session, getting rid of the unnecessary pain that comes along with waxing and laser treatments.
:omg: :omg:
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
And FUCK THAT to laser treatments, bad enough dudes bring blades close to the little friend, but a fucking laser, oh hell no...
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Holy shit RJ, those reviews are fucking gold indeed! Hilarious :rollin
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"Man-scraping"? Dudes getting waxed or fucking laser treatments? Is that what we've come to?
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(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81-AD7zy-bL.png)
:chino:
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I of course thought of you Chino :heart
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This thread is destined for greatness.
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(https://kitchenscoop.com/images/uploads/P-Billy-Beer.jpg)
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I raise you
(https://www.travelbyu.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/america/corona-can.jpg)
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Numb Nuts?! :lol
Waxing my nuts?! Oh hell no!! :lol
How about what Dave Chappelle wants to do. One minute in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DCcxVpNzes
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Love The Homer.
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*Jump to Conclusions mat*
:lol :lol
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Inspired by this, the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk....
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000IZGIA8/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000IZGIA8&linkCode=as2&tag=geek03b-20 (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000IZGIA8/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000IZGIA8&linkCode=as2&tag=geek03b-20)
(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41m23Y36VAL.jpg)
(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cesZPh3OL.jpg)
Check out the reviews and customer images, fucking gold.
Discuss this utterly stupid invention, or post others....
By George Takei
This review is from: Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk (Automotive)
My husband Brad always warns me not to try and update my Facebook page while I'm driving. "You'll hit another pedestrian," he says. "This isn't the Enterprise, there isn't a deflector array." Then along comes a miracle product like this! I can now happily fly at warp speed down the streets of Los Angeles, laptop or mobile device perched right in front of me, so I can keep both eyes right on it AND on the road. It's so much easier to ignore all the frightened screams and annoying honking when you've got Facebook to look at while driving. Thank you, Wheelmate!
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*Jump to Conclusions mat*
:lol :lol
MOOT!
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Child Leashes
(https://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/leash-9.jpg)
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:lol White people.
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*Jump to Conclusions mat*
:lol :lol
MOOT!
Strike out?! :lol :lol :lol
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Child Leashes
(https://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/leash-9.jpg)
Training for Moon walking.
Oh, wrong thread.
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The snuggie and shake weight both come to mind... if only I could find a picture of someone using a shake weight with a snuggie on :lol
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The snuggle is a Tuvalu quite awesome for when you feel like being a lazy piece of shit.
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I have no problem using a blanket instead :lol
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https://www.impactlab.net/2006/10/14/the-battery-powered-battery-charger/
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The sleeves actually help a lot if you're playing games. My hands get cold pretty easily and when they do they get incredibly stiff and throb with pain, and with a blanket I either had to deal with it or bury my hands and controller under the blanket which led to me messing up quite a bit. Snuggie just came and treated my hands like princesses
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Must read the reviews on this one as well - its made the internet rounds for a while.
https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366258608&sr=8-1&keywords=banana+slicer
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Once I figured out I had to peel the
banana before using - it works much
better.
Ordering one for my nephew who's in the
air force in California. He's been using an
old slinky to slice his banana's. He should
really enjoy this product!
I tried the banana slicer and found it
unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the
slices is curved from left to right. All of my
bananas are bent the other way.
For decades I have been trying to come up
with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a
knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer
won't allow me to be around knives.
"Shoot it with a gun!" Background
check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully
attempt to slice those bananas with my
bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get
so frustrated that I just ended up squishing
the fruit in my hands and throwing it
against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit
of banana-induced rage, my parole officer
introduced me to this kitchen marvel and
my life was changed. No longer consumed
by seething anger and animosity towards
thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to
concentrate on my love of theatre and am
writing a musical play about two lovers
from rival gangs that just try to make it in
the world. I think I'll call it South Side
Story.
Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see
greatness on the horizon.
:lol
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The snuggie and shake weight both come to mind... if only I could find a picture of someone using a shake weight with a snuggie on :lol
Oh internet, how I love thee....
(https://snuggiesightings.com/snuggie/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/shakeweight.jpg)
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:rollin :rollin :rollin Wow... I didn't even attempt to look, man I really underestimated the internet.
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I tried the banana slicer and found it
unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the
slices is curved from left to right. All of my
bananas are bent the other way.
For decades I have been trying to come up
with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a
knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer
won't allow me to be around knives.
"Shoot it with a gun!" Background
check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully
attempt to slice those bananas with my
bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get
so frustrated that I just ended up squishing
the fruit in my hands and throwing it
against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit
of banana-induced rage, my parole officer
introduced me to this kitchen marvel and
my life was changed. No longer consumed
by seething anger and animosity towards
thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to
concentrate on my love of theatre and am
writing a musical play about two lovers
from rival gangs that just try to make it in
the world. I think I'll call it South Side
Story.
Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see
greatness on the horizon.
:lol
:lol :lol :lol
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I would argue that a child leash is one of the greatest inventions ever.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin Wow... I didn't even attempt to look, man I really underestimated the internet.
That'll learn ya. :lol
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I raise you this Japanese artform of which I am rather a fan: https://www.chindogu.com/index.html
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(https://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Guns_1000.jpg)
*runs*
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Thanks Nick :godisgood:
Yeah, the customer images are priceless. This one made me lol hard...
(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81-AD7zy-bL.png)
Fucking, Chino...
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I raise you this Japanese artform of which I am rather a fan: https://www.chindogu.com/index.html
Dude.....
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lidvps915V1qfdr2go1_400.jpg)
:hefdaddy
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I think this is actually genius...
https://www.duluthtrading.com/store/mens/duluth-ingenuity/mens-ballroom-jeans/mens-ballroom-jeans.aspx
Crouch without the ouch!
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The sleeves actually help a lot if you're playing games. My hands get cold pretty easily and when they do they get incredibly stiff and throb with pain, and with a blanket I either had to deal with it or bury my hands and controller under the blanket which led to me messing up quite a bit. Snuggie just came and treated my hands like princesses
Or you could, you know, get a robe. The snuggie is just a robe they've convinced people to wear backwards. Probably so they could save money by getting rid of the belt.
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Actually, the snuggie might be sewn together at the neck. Not sure though.
I'd also like to add turkey bacon to this thread.
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Hey jingle, you didn't search that hard, did you?
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Nope, I didn't. Thanks for doing the work.
For those that feel the Mankini doesn't reveal enough, there's the Willykini.
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-x8opaVjdYOA/UWqRGK2hKII/AAAAAAAAA_4/riV0xP2r1b0/s320/Willykini.jpg)
OMG, you can even go "like" 'em on FB - https://www.facebook.com/thewillykini
Hey Jackie... If I get lonestar in next year's Secret Santa, what size should I order? :lol
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I can get by with a walnut shell and a rubber band.
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I leave you with this (not necessarily a stupid invention but rediculous price nontheless). Read the reviews: https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=pd_ybh_13 (https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=pd_ybh_13)
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That thing that exists now that you can actually BUY that you put a ball in and throw it for a dog.
So - if you still have to make the same sodding motion with your arm - why not just throw the effing ball ??? ???
:lolpalm:
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I can get by with a walnut shell and a rubber band.
:rollin
Yeah, sounds about right.
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That thing that exists now that you can actually BUY that you put a ball in and throw it for a dog.
So - if you still have to make the same sodding motion with your arm - why not just throw the effing ball ??? ???
:lolpalm:
Guess you've never tossed a ball for more than 10 minutes with a drooling lab?
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:dunno: Don't buy a dog.
:angel:
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I can get by with a walnut shell and a rubber band.
:rollin
Yeah, sounds about right.
Just make sure you include my ability to lick my eyebrows missy.
That thing that exists now that you can actually BUY that you put a ball in and throw it for a dog.
So - if you still have to make the same sodding motion with your arm - why not just throw the effing ball ??? ???
:lolpalm:
Also, it makes throwing easier for older peeps and for peeps like me who destroyed their shoulders playing in drunken adult softball leagues.
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Also, it makes throwing easier for older peeps and for peeps like me who destroyed their shoulders playing in drunken adult softball leagues.
Also, there's a little principal called 'leverage' that allows even the strongest person to use a ball thrower to fling the ball much further with less effort than would be possible without it. More fun for the dog and the human.
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I leave you with this (not necessarily a stupid invention but rediculous price nontheless). Read the reviews: https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=pd_ybh_13 (https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=pd_ybh_13)
Hahaha that first review is gold.
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Also, it makes throwing easier for older peeps and for peeps like me who destroyed their shoulders playing in drunken adult softball leagues.
Also, there's a little principal called 'leverage' that allows even the strongest person to use a ball thrower to fling the ball much further with less effort than would be possible without it. More fun for the dog and the human.
i've seen people using them and not only do they use the same effort as it would take to throw the ball - but the ball goes a pitiful distance too.
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i've seen people using them and not only do they use the same effort as it would take to throw the ball - but the ball goes a pitiful distance too.
:lol If that's true, the invention can't be held responsible if someone isn't bright enough to figure out how to use it to their advantage...there are even instructions on the product! A simple flick of the wrist will throw the tennis ball hundreds of feet.
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Okay, pretty stupid to try and drive with that thing in your face, but there have been times when I was behind a truck or a van and it was frustrating not being able to see what was going on up ahead of me. A periscope would've been cool.
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Anything from this blog:
https://unclutterer.com/category/unitasker-wednesday/
Like this one:
https://unclutterer.com/2013/12/18/unitasker-wednesday-egg-minder-internet-connected-egg-tray/
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Anything from this blog:
https://unclutterer.com/category/unitasker-wednesday/
Like this one:
https://unclutterer.com/2013/12/18/unitasker-wednesday-egg-minder-internet-connected-egg-tray/
:lmao: at some of those. But the Bacon Bowl... I might have to order.
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Anything from this blog:
https://unclutterer.com/category/unitasker-wednesday/
Like this one:
https://unclutterer.com/2013/12/18/unitasker-wednesday-egg-minder-internet-connected-egg-tray/
:mehlin
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:lmao: at some of those. But the Bacon Bowl... I might have to order.
Actually, you can do the same thing with a mini-muffin pan turned upside down. There's no need to wrap one around either. Just cut bacon into 3 inch strips, and cross two pieces over the back of the muffin forms, lay a mini-muffin liner over the top of each one and place another flat baking pad over the top to hold the liners down during baking. Bake on 250° F for about an hour. Let cool and you have bacon cups.
Scoop in a dollop of deviled egg filling and you have bacon and egg hors d'oeuvres.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Well I don't like coffee OR conversation, so where does that leave me? I won't be able to fully utilize this innovation. :(
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Well I don't like coffee OR conversation, so where does that leave me? I won't be able to fully utilize this innovation. :(
You could leave one near a table of hot chicks at a Starbucks and listen in on all their girl talk.
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Well I don't like coffee OR conversation, so where does that leave me? I won't be able to fully utilize this innovation. :(
You could leave one near a table of hot chicks at a Starbucks and listen in on all their girl talk.
Whoa whoa, I have to leave the house too? This invention is sounding worse by the minute!
I'm not even sure if we have Starbucks here. They tried to start it up here a few years ago, but I never heard anything more of it.
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That's because the coffee has a terrible price-to-taste ratio
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True, but that doesn't stop millions of Americans from buying it.
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I think this is actually genius...
https://www.duluthtrading.com/store/mens/duluth-ingenuity/mens-ballroom-jeans/mens-ballroom-jeans.aspx
Crouch without the ouch!
Reminds me of JFK ordering custom pants from the owner of Haggar. Needed extra space, "ya know, down where the nuts hang" all the way "back around to the bunghole."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR_myjOr0OU
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I tried the banana slicer and found it
unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the
slices is curved from left to right. All of my
bananas are bent the other way.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Crazy or Genius?
(https://priskaaprianis.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/umbrella.jpg)
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Lawsuit waiting to happen.
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Why not just wear a poncho, shower cap, while holding the umbrella?
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Because this is actually more convenient. When it's windy, an umbrella won't really keep you dry. This has the convenience of still folding down into a single unit that you can carry, but provides full protection. She's just wearing her business attire and is fully enclosed, protected from the wind and rain. Does it look stupid? Maybe. But she's dry.
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And it must be a bitch to put away after using it.
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Probably. But walking around in a rainstorm fully enclosed in clear plastic and therefore nice and dry sounds awesome to me.
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Oh, I agree, I'm just a putz when it comes to folding in a wet umbrella without getting soaked,
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This is the opposite of a really stupid invention. This guy is going to make a fortune.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/23/bunch-o-balloons_n_5613144.html?utm_hp_ref=technology
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How.... ?
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wif bloons. dats how.
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How.... ?
It goes into some detail in the link. The balloons fall off and little o-rings pinch them shut. No need to tie them.
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The cartels will fucking love this thing once they work out the kinks.
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How the heck do you take the umbrella off without getting all wet though? I need to see a video of that lol
The water balloon thing is awesome.
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The cartels will fucking love this thing once they work out the kinks.
So will the mules. I hear those kinks are hell on the upper intestine.
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(https://puu.sh/apON9/c3c8dab9aa.jpg)
I can't decide if it's stupid or amazing.
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Not sure if serious. Genius or ridiculous?
(https://4pmhappyhour.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/j39257T.jpg)
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That's cool if you just turned out the lights, but what happens if you wake up after being asleep for 5 hours... the strip certainly won't still be glowing then.
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One more thing to clean, and I'm sure it will get pretty disgusting until you do.
Easier to just have a seat. Middle of the night, I'm half asleep anyway and don't feel like standing there, I'm not turning the lights on because it'll wake me up and I'm going right back to bed in a minute, so fuck "manliness", I sit down. No muss, no fuss.
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I can't decide if it's stupid or amazing.
:chortle:
Also, this: https://www.myvessyl.com/
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Not sure if serious. Genius or ridiculous?
(https://4pmhappyhour.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/j39257T.jpg)
1. Mobile phone
2. Torch
3. Shut door / turn on light
4. Get better eyes
5. Put one leg either side of toilet and aim downwards.
:hat
Your invention is invalid, sir.
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Not sure if serious. Genius or ridiculous?
(https://4pmhappyhour.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/j39257T.jpg)
It's will be a rave down below!
(https://puu.sh/apON9/c3c8dab9aa.jpg)
I can't decide if it's stupid or amazing.
This should have been on Seinfield! :lol
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" What is wrong with you people ?!!! "
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Not sure if serious. Genius or ridiculous?
(https://4pmhappyhour.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/j39257T.jpg)
1. Mobile phone
2. Torch
3. Shut door / turn on light
4. Get better eyes
5. Put one leg either side of toilet and aim downwards.
:hat
Your invention is invalid, sir.
1. Something else to deal with, can be dropped into toilet.
2. Something else to deal with, can be dropped into toilet.
3. Blinding, then after your eyes adjust you can't see shit on the way back to bed.
4. That was never the issue. Eyes do not function in total darkness (see also Riddick)
5. Still no guarantee.
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It would get rid of the "Aim until you hear water" dudes.
Wives & girlfriends will eat this up.
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It's not just me that knows their bathroom so well - they just know when they're aiming right ?
As for dropping shit in the bog - put it on a shelf first - then proceed to unleash the fire hose and spray your intestinal vomit all over that porcelain firing range.
( I sound like black_floyd )
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This thing:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rdv-labs/cycleat-the-tire-sensor-for-bicycles-and-motorcycl
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This thing:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rdv-labs/cycleat-the-tire-sensor-for-bicycles-and-motorcycl
What's exactly stupid about that?
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While I could see a far-fetched value for motorcycles, it is completely over the top for a bicycle. Keep in mind that they will sell it for $199 a pop. So, you'd have $400 worth of equipment to tell you something a squeeze to the tire will tell you.
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I see it being more useful for people like my Uncle who bike a fuck ton, and not always in friendly terrain, having that information could be pretty helpful for them.
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As for dropping shit in the bog - put it on a shelf first
Gross.
( I sound like black_floyd )
:floydapproves:
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( I sound like black_floyd )
:lol I never thought I'd see the day. Don't make a habit of it! :P
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As for dropping shit in the bog - put it on a shelf first
Gross.
( I sound like black_floyd )
:lol
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:rollin
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What the hell? :lol
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There's something fishy about that.
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I just realized the face heater is approved by Sherpas, that changes everything
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https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-PP401008-iArm/dp/B005UEW6QM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418311523&sr=8-1&keywords=hot+lips+face+heater
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It's a joke
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zomg i've always wanted three god damn remotes on my wrist.
*ORDERS EIGHT* :dangerwillrobinson:
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that fish does NOT look happy