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Title: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: theseoafs on July 05, 2012, 02:50:38 PM
Hello! Per the advice of jingle.boy (who must know what he's talking about because his postcount is twice mine), I should go ahead and start my roulette because antigoon is slow. Well, ladies, there's nobody quicker than me. ;)

THE FORMAT

My song roulette will be pretty standard. Seven participants, seven rounds, no elimination. As for scoring, the round's best song will get 7 points, and the worst will get 1 point. Participants who fail to meet the deadline will get 0 points, so we can get my roulette out of the way and let somebody on the waiting list have their turn. At the end of the seventh round, the person with the most points will be the winner, and I will change my avatar, signature, and personal text to "(winner's name) is the best person" (which would create a paradox and destroy the universe should H win).  Keep in mind that all deadlines will be 24-48 hours after the previous round's results were posted, so please do not participate if you're not willing or able to check in at least once a day for the next couple weeks.

THE SONGS

In general, there will be no time limit to the submitted songs, and there will be no global restrictions on genre or artist.  The rounds will have themes, but they won't be too restrictive; my goal here is to discover great music that I probably wouldn't hear otherwise, and participants who are able to provide that for me will be rewarded.  As usual, all songs should be sent by PM; I prefer Spotify links but Grooveshark and Youtube are OK too.

To the detriment of my participants, I don't have a last.fm. Looking over my iTunes library, most of the artists are pretty well-known rock and metal bands. As a general rule, we can assume that if it's a radio rock classic, I'm familiar with it and I have some familiarity with most of the bands that are talked about on DTF all day long, so stay away from those. Generally, the obscurer the band is, the better. However, I'm also not going to provide a list of artists I'm familiar or semi-familiar with because I don't want my participants to approach this saying "well, he likes bands X and Y, so I think he'll like Z"; simply send me something you enjoy and I'll rate it honestly.

I recognize that this approach can be confusing. To that end, I will allow people to submit more than one song per round. If I'm familiar with the first song, I'll default to the second listed, and I'll default to the third listed if I know the second song, etc. You can also re-submit non-ranked songs. Say you send me songs A, B, and C for round 3, and I rank song B; this means I was familiar with song A, and that you can re-submit song C during rounds 4 and beyond. You can also PM me at any time to ask me about my familiarity with a band's catalog, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible, but I can't guarantee that this will be before the deadline. Be prepared to use brute force if your library isn't full of indie darlings with 10 fans, because if you fail to provide me with a song I've not heard before the deadline, you will get 0 points for the round.



Alllllllright! The first 7 people to post here will be the roulette's participants, whose names shall be engraved in stone here:

1. Elite
2. Nekov
3. jingle.boy
4. lonestar
5. kingshmegland
6. MasterShakezula
7. WindMaster

The first round's deadline will be but 24 hours from now, so get registered and get your submissions in. There is no theme for this round. GOOOOOOOOO

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ROUND 1: OPEN
Deadline: July 6, 2012 @ 3:49 PM Central time (24 hrs from now)
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Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: Elite on July 05, 2012, 02:52:07 PM
fuck it, I'm the first
BRING IT
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: Nekov on July 05, 2012, 02:52:36 PM
I'm in
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: Elite on July 05, 2012, 02:55:50 PM
fuck it, I'm the first
BRING IT

And crap, I just read I can't be away for the weekend. I'll be gone from tomorrow morning until Monday, so I'll be able to send you round 1, but not round 2 until Monday. Is this a problem? After this weekend I'll be home for the next couple of weeks..
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 05, 2012, 02:58:19 PM
fuck it, I'm the first
BRING IT

And crap, I just read I can't be away for the weekend. I'll be gone from tomorrow morning until Monday, so I'll be able to send you round 1, but not round 2 until Monday. Is this a problem? After this weekend I'll be home for the next couple of weeks..

That's fine.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: Elite on July 05, 2012, 03:07:39 PM
:tup

So, I'll send you something for round 2 within the next 12 hours. After that, it will be on monday.
Can I get an e-mail address to send the stuff to?

EDIT: Got it, thanks :)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 05, 2012, 03:10:11 PM
Can I get an e-mail address to send the stuff to?

Yep, PM sent.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: jingle.boy on July 05, 2012, 03:12:09 PM
Gotta see if I can actually *beat* Nekov (finished 1 point behind him in RJs).  Count me in... even though I know absolutely nothing about you musically.

This ought to be fun! 

or frustrating as all hell
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: lonestar on July 05, 2012, 03:12:41 PM
Add me.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 05, 2012, 03:19:10 PM
Count me in!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: lonestar on July 05, 2012, 03:21:02 PM
And sent before the pool is full. :hat
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 05, 2012, 03:32:45 PM
Shaping up to be one hell of a pool, by the way. :hat  Two spots left. Get them while they're hot.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: MasterShakezula on July 05, 2012, 03:38:03 PM
I'd like a spot.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 05, 2012, 03:39:13 PM
I'd like a spot.

Hell no.

Just kidding. The spot is yours. One left.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: jingle.boy on July 05, 2012, 04:49:13 PM
Hhhhmmmm, I'm thinking of sending something "space-y".

:preparestodefendmyself:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: MasterShakezula on July 05, 2012, 05:08:19 PM
I picked something well off-kilter.  If I get a score above 3 for it, I'm calling it a success. 
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hey cutie ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 05, 2012, 06:00:27 PM
Hhhhmmmm, I'm thinking of sending something "space-y".

:preparestodefendmyself:

Let the music defend itself, man. :hat

THERE IS ONE SPOT LEFT. SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE IT BECAUSE THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. THERE'S ONE SPOT LEFT COME TAKE IT
Post by: WindMaster on July 05, 2012, 06:18:33 PM
I'M TAKING THAT SPOT K?
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. THERE'S ONE SPOT LEFT COME TAKE IT
Post by: theseoafs on July 05, 2012, 06:18:59 PM
OK
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: theseoafs on July 05, 2012, 06:27:32 PM
Alright, ladies, you've got roughly 20 hours to deliver the proverbial goods. Remember, you can submit 1 nude pic of yourself with each nomination to get up to 1 bonus point per round.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: WindMaster on July 05, 2012, 06:28:24 PM
Sent, minus nude pic.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: theseoafs on July 05, 2012, 06:41:44 PM
Sent, minus nude pic.

bummer :(

Anyway, jingle messaged me asking me a couple demographic questions. It would probably be unfair to share that information with him and not with you, so:

What time zone are you in?
Central time zone. (I'll include a reminder that I'm in central wherever relevant as well.)
How old are you?
I'm 19, beginning my second year of college. However, one could say that I am pretty culturally out of touch. :lol I grew up listening to roughly the same music my father grew up listening to, which should say a lot.
Growls? Screams?
I do not enjoy growls. I will listen to your song if it there's growling in it, but don't be surprised if you get a 1. :lol However, I find that screams can be utilized very cleverly.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: jingle.boy on July 05, 2012, 07:56:15 PM
Sent'd.

You're all playing for 2nd place bitches!

:flame:  :king:
:flame:  :lonestar:
:flame:  :theotherrich:
:flame:  :maradona:
:flame:  :huffandpuff:
:flame:  :cup:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: King Postwhore on July 05, 2012, 08:10:27 PM
If you notice there's only one person with his face there.  The eventual winner. :biggrin:


SENT!!


:king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: theseoafs on July 05, 2012, 08:17:33 PM
Ironically, I'm still waiting on the 2 people that were quickest to sign up for the roulette.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: jingle.boy on July 05, 2012, 08:28:16 PM
Nekov better be busy writing his results.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: Nekov on July 05, 2012, 09:00:56 PM
Just got home. Sent
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: Elite on July 06, 2012, 12:15:55 AM
Hey, my timezone is different! :P
Anyway, sending shortly. I just said the same thing in Nekov's roulette; I'm leaving in two hours and I'll be back Monday afternoon, so that's when I can check the results and sen you the next song.

EDIT: Sent! And I sent you two songs, just in case you know the first one, since I won't be able to send anything else for the next 2-3 days.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: theseoafs on July 06, 2012, 12:33:36 AM
Excellent! That's all 7. With that, I'll break the proverbial silence and reveal to Shake that he can effectively consider his experiment a success. ;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: Elite on July 06, 2012, 12:35:58 AM
Does that mean mine is worse? :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: theseoafs on July 06, 2012, 12:37:23 AM
Does that mean mine is worse? :lol

I just started listening to yours, so we'll see.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. no more spots sry bb :(
Post by: theseoafs on July 06, 2012, 01:41:48 AM
Ranking time! Let me start by saying that I was very, very impressed with the quality of the songs submitted.  Each song that was submitted could, in some universe, be a song that I could just throw on because I was in the mood for it.  However, one person had to be the best person.

7th place
Nominator: WindMaster
Artist: Eumeria
Song: Legion

I don't know, I have trouble writing about this one.  The unfortunate thing is here that I don't really think there's anything wrong with this song; however, there's also nothing that immediately grabbed me either, which is essential for roulettes such as mine.  It sort of sounds just like any other "epic" symphonic technical metal I've heard, which isn't a good thing. Sorry man, but you get 1 point.

6th place
Nominator: Elite
Artist: Thrice
Song: Daedalus

Again, nothing wrong with this tune.  It was perfectly pleasant; I particularly enjoyed how the composition itself isn't all too complex, but the talented musicians and vocalist really sell the song. Love the emotion here, and the syncopated groove at 3:30 or so was a highlight.  However, 5 songs were better.  Elite, you are an unfortunate victim of circumstance, and for that reason you get but 2 points.

5th place
Nominator: Nekov
Artist: Freakeys
Song: One Cup, One Lighter, One Jack

Now this is what I'm talking about: a technical metal piece that doesn't drift into a sea of cliche!  The melodies were catchy, the composition was clever, the production was great and the musicians were immensely talented.  Of particular note was the bass solo at 3:00 or so, which was tasty as fuck.  For general tastiness, you get 3 points.

4th place
Nominator: lonestarbaconandporn.com
Artist: The Deadstation
Song: Hundred Foot Drop/Subsistence Defined

Here's where we start to get really good. In a shallow way, I guess you could compare this song to the 7th place Eumeria song, being that they belong to the same "loud, epic, and technical" metal subgenre.  However, while I found Legion a bit cliche and obvious, Subsistence Defined is creative and moving. It starts with an ambient drone giving rise to a pulsing synthesizer; we're then cast into the bombastic main section with little to no warning. That introduction is intense, man. Listen to it loudly. I'm pretty sure I audibly said "holy fuck" when those guitars kicked in. :lol  Also, the vocalist is incredible. Jesus, man.

The thing about this tune is that it doesn't deliver consistently. Some of the riffs held my attention more than others, and it's really quite a long piece. Unfortunately, being generally awesome but not awesome for every single second wasn't enough to make it during this particular round. :lol A commendable 4 points.

3rd place
Nominator: MasterShakezula
Artist: CAN
Song: Vitamin C

I hesitated putting this one so high, but the fact of the matter is I had more fun listening to this song than any of the others, and that's what counts, isn't it?  Wikipedia tells me this is a single from a Krautrock band, "Krautrock" being a subgenre I have absolutely no familiar with whatsoever.  I generally like alternative music, and this song was carried mainly by an awesome groove (let that be a lesson to you, gentlemen: grooviness is a good thing).  The composition was creative, the lyrics were interesting (to say the least :lol ), and the song generally brought a smile to my face.  Loved it.  For Master Shake, a better-than-expected 5 points.

2nd place
Nominator: jingle.boy
Artist: Dec Burke
Song: Small Hours

An immensely likeable song in the tradition of classic prog.  It's just a fantastic little tune, and I sense some real musical joy in the choruses, something which I don't hear enough of in modern music.  Speaking of the choruses, they're this song's real draw.  Dec offers an extremely catchy melody, and you get a multi-part harmony free of charge; the instrumentation and arrangement are really lovely here.  Not much more to say about it, I suppose. A well-deserved 6 points.

1st place
Nominator: kingshmegland
Artist: I Mother Earth
Song: God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas)

I would make love to this song if I could. A masterpiece of ambient rock. It is perfect. Keep it up, your highness. 7 points but only because that's the maximum.



1. kingshmegland - 7
2. jingle.boy - 6
3. MasterShakezula - 5
4. lonestar - 4
5. Nekov - 3
6. Elite - 2
7. WindMaster - 1

The theme of the next round is "Night and Day". If you're wondering what that means, well, it doesn't mean very much at all. :lol I told you my themes would not be very restrictive; it's just something to get you thinking. Good luck, everybody. See you Monday.

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ROUND 2 - NIGHT AND DAY
Deadline: Monday, July 9 @ 9 PM Central time (or whenever Elite gets in his nomination)
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Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: Scorpion on July 06, 2012, 02:23:27 AM
Will definitely be following, even though nothing of what I could find of these songs immediately grabbed me. I'm keeping my hopes up, though. Like your writeups, btw.  :tup
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: Nekov on July 06, 2012, 04:24:38 AM
Wow, that was fast. I'll take some time during the weekend and I'll send something your way.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: King Postwhore on July 06, 2012, 06:55:53 AM
BOO YAH!!!!! :metal
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: jingle.boy on July 06, 2012, 07:08:02 AM
*hi fives*

I'll take 2nd.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: Nekov on July 06, 2012, 07:12:21 AM
I'm just giving you a grace round that you can enjoy but don't get your hopes up.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: King Postwhore on July 06, 2012, 07:33:59 AM
*hi fives*

I'll take 2nd.

I've been going through my music and looking to see what he might now know.  I love sending bands people know nothing about.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: lonestar on July 06, 2012, 07:44:13 AM
Middle fo the pack, I'll live with it.



And sent!!!!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: theseoafs on July 06, 2012, 10:12:42 AM
Wow, that was fast.

Well, ladies, there's nobody quicker than me. ;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: Nekov on July 06, 2012, 10:21:41 AM
Does that pick up line work for you? :neverusethis:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: theseoafs on July 06, 2012, 10:23:58 AM
I don't need pickup lines, man. I'm a walking pickup line.

Until they find out how fast I am.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: WindMaster on July 06, 2012, 01:33:48 PM
 :-\

Round 2 sent!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: jingle.boy on July 06, 2012, 01:51:27 PM
:-\

Round 2 sent!

Ditto...
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: King Postwhore on July 06, 2012, 03:52:09 PM
Pounding my chest thinking I've got another "Home Run".  At least I hope so! :lol


Sent!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: theseoafs on July 06, 2012, 04:07:40 PM
You guys are all set, thanks.

Each round after this one will feature bonus points, by the by. Get ready to scoop those up if my round 1 rankings have got you nervous. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: WindMaster on July 06, 2012, 05:26:57 PM
Thanks, haha.  :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: Nekov on July 07, 2012, 09:30:08 AM
Sent
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: theseoafs on July 08, 2012, 11:26:05 PM
I've received songs from everybody but, as expected, Elite.  I'll get the rankings out as soon as that happens.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: lonestar on July 09, 2012, 12:50:25 AM
 :tup
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: King Postwhore on July 09, 2012, 04:56:57 AM
Cool.  Can't wait to see what the others sent.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: MasterShakezula on July 09, 2012, 05:40:52 AM
Hoping really hard that oafs is into weird shit
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: Elite on July 09, 2012, 09:10:33 AM
Sending within the hour. I just got back to my own place, so give me a bit :)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: lonestar on July 09, 2012, 09:33:39 AM
 :corn
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: Elite on July 09, 2012, 09:36:18 AM
Another risky thing, but sent!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: lonestar on July 09, 2012, 09:37:39 AM
:caffeine:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: theseoafs on July 09, 2012, 11:49:01 AM
Alright, dudes, expect something within the next couple hours.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: Elite on July 09, 2012, 12:07:05 PM
:caffeine:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: King Postwhore on July 09, 2012, 12:27:15 PM
:caffeine:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: jingle.boy on July 09, 2012, 01:06:01 PM
Schwing!  (I hope).

I'm actually having trouble remembering what I sent.  You know you're old when you gotta check your Sent Items to remind yourself what was sent.

I've got a great memory, it just ain't very long.

*opens self up for defamatory comments*
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: King Postwhore on July 09, 2012, 02:02:13 PM
Schwing!  (I hope).

I'm actually having trouble remembering what I sent.  You know you're old when you gotta check your Sent Items to remind yourself what was sent.

I've got a great memory, it just ain't very long.

*opens self up for defamatory comments*

Got your PM but your doing the work for me here. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 1 results in; Round 2 has begun
Post by: theseoafs on July 09, 2012, 05:13:24 PM
Ranking time! YAAAYYYYYYY

7th place
Nominator: MasterShakezula
Artist: Ween
Song: Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?

Oh man, I don't even know where to start with this song. :lol The nominator's justification for this particular song was that the lyrics contrast with the song's tone, and by, do they ever.  The song describes, in pretty gruesome detail, what happened to the narrator's pony.  The pony desperately needs help (his lung's fucked up, as it happens), but he can't really describe his situation because he is a pony.  We don't hear what happens to the pony, unfortunately.  Actually, the song ends very quickly (probably a segue to the album's next song), leaving the listener with a lingering sense of loneliness, despair, and confusion.

Anyway, this was a strange song, but it wasn't awesome strange, like the CAN song was.  I guess you could say I didn't really "get it".  Shakey gets 1 point.

6th place
Nominator: jingle.boy
Artist: Blessed By a Broken Heart
Song: Rockin' All Night

jingle knew I was familiar with Spock's Beard, so he couldn't submit Day For Night.  Unfortunately, the song he did submit was worse by orders of magnitude. :lol  I didn't know they still made music like this, man.  This is a song that could've been a hit in the 80's: it's very catchy, and it is in no uncertain terms about partying.  It's not notable in any way; it's one of those "I had some guitars and a record deal so what the fuck?" songs.  Unfortunately, nothing in the song grabbed me, and for that reason jingle gets 2 points.

5th place
Nominator: Elite
Artist: Katatonia
Song: The Longest Year

Here's a tune from the album "Night is the New Day", which explains its submission in this round.  This song was fine.  I didn't find it incredible or anything.  I particularly enjoyed the breakdown at 3:05 and how the verse before led into it, but other than that, there wasn't anything very notable here.  3 points.

4th place
Nominator: lonestar
Artist: Mechanical Poet
Song: Old Year's Merry Funeral

A very interesting song.  The album is called "Woodland Prattlers" (whatever that means), and the band's style is very Victorian and very steampunk.  This comes out most obviously in the song's orchestration, which features in addition to the typical metal instruments, piano, strings, some wind and brass instruments, what I believe is a synthesized harp, and an interesting music-box sound at 1:57, which is my favorite moment of the tune.

I do give it credit for being a truly orchestral metal piece, and for covering a lot of ground in 7 minutes (in that it rarely stays on one riff for long).  The downside to this approach is that I had some trouble wrapping my head around the piece structurally; as a whole, it didn't make much sense to me.  Also, there's an orchestral breakdown in the middle which I didn't really enjoy, because few musically interesting ideas were posed therein, despite its orchestrative originality.  In spite of its flaws, I enjoyed the piece, and it gets from me 4 points.

3rd place
Nominator: WindMaster
Artist: Between the Buried and Me
Song: Mirrors

When I found out WM had submitted a BTBAM song, I was not happy.  :lol  I've listened to a bit of BTBAM; I had mostly heard good things about Colors and wanted to see what the hype was about.  Needless to say, I disliked the vocals. :lol

So I went into this song expecting the worst, and I was pleasantly surprised.  A melodically interesting, original, and somber piece.  I get a real Mars Volta feel from the introduction, and that's always a good thing.  However, the musical interlude in the middle of the piece was by far my favorite part here.  Very groovy but yet laid-back and not less emotional.  Great stuff.  For the previous round's last-place finisher, a well-deserved 5 points.

2nd place
Nominator: Nekov
Artist: Illegal Aliens
Song: Ratrace

Now, here's a song that's "good weird".  I've never heard anything quite like this; it's a song with jazz and gospel sensibilities in spite of its metal sound.  More than that, it's tasty as fuck, and the melodies are unquestionably catchy.  The best moment for me was the "have you ever been electrified" chorus, with the inter-line scatting. 

I don't really know if I have anything more to say about it; it's a song that, against all odds, draws you in and will not stop until it puts a smile on your face.  I greatly enjoyed it and will be checking out more by this band.  6 points.

1st place
Nominator: kingshmegland
Artist: Slow Motion Reign
Song: Life Simulator

Turns out that his highness's chest-pounding was not premature!  Consider this a second "home run".  This is a wonderfully dynamic piece, fluctuating between dissonance and wonderful resolution; the song's main rhythmic motif, heard during the verses, is excellent and imaginative on its own, but for me, the real treat is how it leads into the choruses, which are perhaps more traditional of heavy alternative music but when combined with the verses are majestic, rewarding, and interesting.  One feels a certain tension from the introduction's tonally uncertain riff, and this is intentional; this is a song that knows how to create resolution from tension, and that knows how to create that resolution in interesting and uncommon ways.  In other words, this is a song that knows how music works.  7 points.

1. kingshmegland - 7 + 7 = 14
2. Nekov - 3 + 6 = 9
3. jingle.boy - 6 + 2 = 8
3. lonestar - 4 + 4 = 8
5. MasterShakezula - 5 + 1 = 6
5. WindMaster - 1 + 5 = 6
7. Elite - 2 + 3 = 5

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ROUND 3 - WRATH
Bonuses: Obamacare (2 points), The Best Band Ever (1 point)
Deadline: Wednesday, July 11 @ 6:00 PM Central time

Obamacare (2 points) : Sometimes, the government has to step in and help the less fortunate.  It's a fact of life.  The person in last place at the end of round 3 will get a government-sponsored 2 point bonus.  Obviously, these points cannot be spent on alcohol. 

The Best Band Ever (1 point) : This is a Tribute:  the person who submits the song whose length is closest to that of my favorite Rush song gets a 1 point bonus.  He will also be admitted to Paradise, which has a wide variety of delicious milks to sample.
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Good luck, everybody!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: WindMaster on July 09, 2012, 05:29:29 PM
Awesome, I'll take that!!! :metal
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: Elite on July 09, 2012, 05:48:48 PM
It's Katatonia, without the R  :lol
Anyway, I'm not doing very well am I? :p

At least the song did fit the theme, I guess.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 09, 2012, 05:54:25 PM
Whoops, sorry. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: jingle.boy on July 09, 2012, 06:45:53 PM
Ok, I just gotta get this off my chest.  With pretty much ZERO direction on your musical tastes other than 'I'm 19 and grew up on my dad's music', how could you not like what is the equivalent to 80s glam metal!?!?!!?  What did your dad grow up on, New Kids?  Boyz2Men?  Sheesh.  Well, ya can't win them all.  Unless your username ends in shmegland.   :lol

Wrath... hhhmmmm have the perfect song for that, but I've used it in Roulette's before.  Unlike my comrade from south of the equator, I'm gonna try using different stuff.

*goes to study library*.  So, 6:30CT deadline tomorrow, right?
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 09, 2012, 06:51:14 PM
Ok, I just gotta get this off my chest.  With pretty much ZERO direction on your musical tastes other than 'I'm 19 and grew up on my dad's music', how could you not like what is the equivalent to 80s glam metal!?!?!!?  What did your dad grow up on, New Kids?  Boyz2Men?  Sheesh.  Well, ya can't win them all.  Unless your username ends in shmegland.   :lol
:lol  The sad thing is, I knew what you were going for with that suggestion too, and it hurt to have to do that to you.  I do like some pop metal -- Van Halen, Night Ranger, early Crue -- but on the whole, "glam" does nothing for me.  Sorry, but I had to do it. :lol

The deadline's two days from now! 48 hours to get your picks in, just to help get back in the rhythm of things.  The deadline after that will probably be 24 hours, though.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: Nekov on July 09, 2012, 07:04:25 PM
 :) I've been listening to that song a lot lately. Your description of it is exactly how I feel about it.

Unlike my comrade from south of the equator, I'm gonna try using different stuff.

It worked didn't it? It's a matter of finding the person with the right musical taste :neverusethis:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: jingle.boy on July 09, 2012, 07:07:21 PM
:lol  The sad thing is, I knew what you were going for with that suggestion too, and it hurt to have to do that to you.  I do like some pop metal -- Van Halen, Night Ranger, early Crue -- but on the whole, "glam" does nothing for me.  Sorry, but I had to do it. :lol

The deadline's two days from now! 48 hours to get your picks in, just to help get back in the rhythm of things.  The deadline after that will probably be 24 hours, though.

I hear ya.  I'm not all butt-hurt (to keep stealing the Chef's line).  No biggie.

It worked didn't it? It's a matter of finding the person with the right musical taste :neverusethis:

Touche bro.  Touche.

And I'm sent.  Wrath is much easier to find than 'happy'.  *nudge nudge to my comrade once again*   :lol :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: Nekov on July 09, 2012, 07:25:47 PM

And I'm sent.  Wrath is much easier to find than 'happy'.  *nudge nudge to my comrade once again*   :lol :lol

I can tell  ;)


Sent
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 09, 2012, 07:26:20 PM
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!! :lol


*flips bat and slowly chugs around the diamond* :metal


Crap I set the bar high now. :lol  Will send a song tomorrow.  Need to think about it.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: jingle.boy on July 09, 2012, 07:35:01 PM

And I'm sent.  Wrath is much easier to find than 'happy'.  *nudge nudge to my comrade once again*   :lol :lol

I can tell  ;)


Sent

Oh, great... another "dandy" score coming my way.   :D
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 09, 2012, 07:40:54 PM
"Wink, wink.  Does she go mate?"  "Nudge, nudge, wink, wink?"
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: lonestar on July 09, 2012, 08:12:58 PM
I just wqant to say that the orchestral bit in the middle was a thematic and lyrical element, and it wasn't meant to serve as groundbreaking music. The son is about the old year lamenting his death on New Years Eve, the orchestral bit is the clock counting down to midnight.


Wrath, damn, I sent my two best wrath songs in the last two roulettes, but I'm sure a bitter old fuck like me can succeed in this thing without the sexual favors some other people*kingcoughcough* are passing out for winning scores. ;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 09, 2012, 08:19:18 PM
Wrath, damn, I sent my two best wrath songs in the last two roulettes, but I'm sure a bitter old fuck like me can succeed in this thing without the sexual favors some other people*kingcoughcough* are passing out for winning scores. ;)

Well, it's certainly something to think about.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: MasterShakezula on July 09, 2012, 11:59:49 PM
Went with something wonky again.  It could really work.  Or I'll get free healthcare.   :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 10, 2012, 05:17:46 AM


Wrath, damn, I sent my two best wrath songs in the last two roulettes, but I'm sure a bitter old fuck like me can succeed in this thing without the sexual favors some other people*kingcoughcough* are passing out for winning scores. ;)

I'm a quaterbaxck, not a reciever. ;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: jingle.boy on July 10, 2012, 05:19:03 AM


Wrath, damn, I sent my two best wrath songs in the last two roulettes, but I'm sure a bitter old fuck like me can succeed in this thing without the sexual favors some other people*kingcoughcough* are passing out for winning scores. ;)

I'm a quaterbaxck, not a reciever. ;)

You're a tosser alright.  :neverusethis:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 10, 2012, 05:25:37 AM
Of salads!

Also I can't spell either.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: jingle.boy on July 10, 2012, 05:36:21 AM
Of salads!

Also I can't spell either.

Looks like you did it just fine.  I before E, except after C.  That's the rule right.

ok, now I'm just gettin stupid.  Man, I can turn any thread into a chat thread.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 10, 2012, 05:47:12 AM
Yeah me too. :lol

I've got to find another home run today.  Going for 3 for 3 with 3 homers.  Tough to do.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: obscure on July 10, 2012, 06:30:56 AM
Another cool roulette.. how-come you managed to hide this one from me??
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 10, 2012, 07:24:01 AM
Another cool roulette.. how-come you managed to hide this one from me??

Read the OP Nem.  You were late to the party!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: lonestar on July 10, 2012, 07:30:16 AM
We snuck it in while you were floating in the ocean.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: obscure on July 10, 2012, 07:32:31 AM
cool OP... the only thing though that is of interest to me is
Quote
the obscurer, the better.

I love this guy.. he knows it....  :laugh:




You were late
you boys always say that to me... that's not the way I see it :p



Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 10, 2012, 07:38:01 AM
Let me help you, all women are late. :P :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: obscure on July 10, 2012, 07:43:32 AM
yes you can say that too ....  I guess  :laugh:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: jingle.boy on July 10, 2012, 08:39:17 AM
We snuck it in while you were floating in the ocean.

Now that's "lonestar style"!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: obscure on July 10, 2012, 08:48:34 AM
seriously.. sneaky bastard  :lol



holy shit.. it's me me again...  derailing another roulette thread...
you don't need to show me the way, thank you, I'll kick myself out...  :)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: lonestar on July 10, 2012, 09:05:47 AM
Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you sugar britches. ;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 10, 2012, 09:44:41 AM
cool OP... the only thing though that is of interest to me is
Quote
the obscurer, the better.

I love this guy.. he knows it....  :laugh:


 ;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: lonestar on July 10, 2012, 10:07:32 AM
Aw man, don't encourage her, then we'll never get rid of her.


























(love ya Nem :-* )
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: obscure on July 10, 2012, 01:58:23 PM
cool OP... the only thing though that is of interest to me is
Quote
the obscurer, the better.

I love this guy.. he knows it....  :laugh:


 ;)
;)






Aw man, don't encourage her, then we'll never get rid of her.
no luck hun... sorry... told ya.. the guy is cool ... suck it up  :p






Let me help you, all women are late. :P :lol

thought this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF14Obao1Dg&feature=youtu.be) was relevant
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: WindMaster on July 10, 2012, 01:58:38 PM
Sent.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 10, 2012, 03:42:18 PM
Sent!

Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: wolfking on July 10, 2012, 04:35:50 PM
Ok, I just gotta get this off my chest.  With pretty much ZERO direction on your musical tastes other than 'I'm 19 and grew up on my dad's music', how could you not like what is the equivalent to 80s glam metal!?!?!!?  What did your dad grow up on, New Kids?  Boyz2Men?  Sheesh.  Well, ya can't win them all.  Unless your username ends in shmegland.   :lol


Don't worry bro, I know you got short changed with that submission.  Blessed By A Broken Heart FTW!!  :tup
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: Elite on July 10, 2012, 04:42:55 PM
Sorry man, I had a horrible day and I've been away from home for over 16 hours. I'm dead tired right now and I'm going to bed. I'll send something when I wake up. If this lands me zero points for being late, so be it. I'm too tired and worn out to give a damn.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 10, 2012, 04:44:16 PM
Let me help you, all women are late. :P :lol

thought this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF14Obao1Dg&feature=youtu.be) was relevant
[/quote]

Be very careful Nem, I married a red head.  I'm not making any waves. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 10, 2012, 08:42:30 PM
Sorry man, I had a horrible day and I've been away from home for over 16 hours. I'm dead tired right now and I'm going to bed. I'll send something when I wake up. If this lands me zero points for being late, so be it. I'm too tired and worn out to give a damn.

Nah bro, you'd actually be early. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 10, 2012, 08:49:10 PM
I personally like taking a day to figure out a song to send but also get in in so that the person running the roulette gets to listen to it and it becomes an earworm.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: jingle.boy on July 10, 2012, 08:54:38 PM
I personally like taking a day to figure out a song to send but also get in in so that the person running the roulette gets to listen to it and it becomes an earworm.

Which can help, or hurt.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 10, 2012, 09:00:22 PM
;)
;)
;)

I personally like taking a day to figure out a song to send but also get in in so that the person running the roulette gets to listen to it and it becomes an earworm.

It's not bad advice.  I try to give all my songs equal listens, but there are certain advantages (or, as jingle rightly pointed out, disadvantages) to getting your song in 36 hours before everybody else.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: lonestar on July 10, 2012, 10:52:07 PM
Sent!!!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: Elite on July 11, 2012, 12:16:22 AM
Sent!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 11, 2012, 12:24:22 AM
That's everybody, isn't it? Good work.  I'll get you guys something in the morning.  The deadline for the next round will be the next day -- Thursday night -- by the way.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: lonestar on July 11, 2012, 12:44:09 AM
Damn bro, you don't fuck around, do you? :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 11, 2012, 12:59:07 AM
I DO NOT. IF ANYBODY ASKS, MAKE SURE TO TELL THEM THAT I DO NOT FUCK AROUND. IF ANYBODY SUGGESTS THAT I MIGHT FUCK AROUND, BE SURE TO CORRECT THEM.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: lonestar on July 11, 2012, 01:00:45 AM
Your new custom title-"DOESN'T FUCK AROUND!!!!"
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: MasterShakezula on July 11, 2012, 01:01:22 AM
You must be a busy man.  The question is, "With what?"
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 11, 2012, 01:04:21 AM
Your new custom title-"DOESN'T FUCK AROUND!!!!"

Fine, but I removed the unnecessary punctuation and reformulated the informal contraction, because contractions and unnecessary punctuation are marks of people who fuck around.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: obscure on July 11, 2012, 01:44:10 AM
;)
;)
;)
;)



lol.. had to be done... I'd happily sig this  :laugh:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: lonestar on July 11, 2012, 03:49:45 AM
Your new custom title-"DOESN'T FUCK AROUND!!!!"

Fine, but I removed the unnecessary punctuation and reformulated the informal contraction, because contractions and unnecessary punctuation are marks of people who fuck around.

Perfect.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: jingle.boy on July 11, 2012, 04:37:24 AM
Your new custom title-"DOESN'T FUCK AROUND!!!!"

Fine, but I removed the unnecessary punctuation and reformulated the informal contraction, because contractions and unnecessary punctuation are marks of people who fuck around.

Perfect.

I LIKE IT!!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUyYace8318)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: King Postwhore on July 11, 2012, 06:48:12 AM
Theoafs doesn't loafs.  Yup, it's that simple. It's in the name.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 3 ;)
Post by: theseoafs on July 11, 2012, 02:35:43 PM
RANKING TIME WHEEEEEEE

On the whole, this round was not as good as the previous two.  A lot of positively boring metal songs here.  Probably my fault for making the theme "wrath", in retrospect. :lol

7th place
Nominator:  lonestar
Artist: Otep
Song: Ghostflowers.

lonestar conceded in his PM to me that he would probably take a hit by submitting this song, and it seems like he was correct. :lol  Didn't care for this one.  I suppose I rather enjoyed the first minute but the remainder was very lost on me.  I like lonestar and I don't want him spitting in my food should I ever dine at his Bacon Palace, but 1 point.

6th place
Nominator:  Nekov
Artist:  Pantera
Song:  Revolution is My Name

I'm not an enormous Pantera fan; their music "rocks" and serves its purpose well, but I guess I don't really care for the purpose.  The song didn't really speak to me.  2 points.

5th place
Nominator:  jingle.boy
Artist:  Prymary
Song:  The Enemy Inside (pts 1 & 2)

To be clear, jingle sent me as his submission the first two parts of a multi-part epic; he justified it to me as being analogous to Overture/Temples of Syrinx.

This song (or semi-song, whatever) was fine, I suppose.  Nothing particularly good here.  It's a very derivative and obvious prog epic (it reminds me of a few Symphony X epics, which isn't necessarily a good thing).  Also, the singer is quite bad, unusually for a prog band.  I don't know.  3 points.

4th place
Nominator:  Elite
Artist:  Mastodon
Song:  Curl of the Burl

Another merely OK tune, though we'll start to see more genius with places three through one.  Cool song.  Some cool riffs.  Nothing special.  4 points.

3rd place
Nominator:  WindMaster
Artist:  Orphaned Land
Song:  The Path, Part 1: Treading Through Darkness

I guess this is a pretty standard epic as prog metal goes, but it's pulled off well nonetheless.  The intro is fine but the tribal motif the band moves to at about the 1-minute mark is where things get very good.  This segues nicely into the piece's main theme, a rather majestic but simple progression featuring a synthesized choir.  Every now and then, a growly voice chimes in to say something unintelligible, but the voice isn't too intrusive and is there for contrast.

Not too much to say about this one.  It's not a life-changing tune or anything, but it knows what it's doing and it does it well.  5 points.

2nd place
Nominator:  kingshmegland
Artist:  Karnivool
Song:  Set Fire to the Hive

Elite actually submitted this tune as his second choice, but even if it had been his first choice, shmeg got there first.

So here we are.  We've got a very good song here, but I have trouble elucidating my thoughts on it.  In short, this song rocks.  The real draw here was how the song dealt with wrath; what I like is a band that can be angry but express that anger without resorting to cliches, over-technicality, blastbeats, or drop-C chugging.  Each musical idea is interesting, creative, and ultimately unrelenting, and the well-executed lyrics help in that they give the band a real-world reason to have wrath in the first place.  A personal favorite moment is the buzzy, tonally-confusing riff at 0:45 or so.  6 points for the nice man.

1st place
Nominator: MasterShakezula
Artist: Ben Folds Five
Song: One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces

Master Shake seemed to be cowering in fear as he submitted this song. :lol  It is poppy, doesn't involve guitars, and isn't prog, he warned me.  I would not enjoy it if I was a proghead, he said.  Let this be a lesson to all of you:  I am not.

He also mentioned that he submitted this in order not to send an obvious metal tune.  I'd be lying if I said that didn't help; the rest of the songs I heard kind of blended together, but this one stood out.

Of course, I'm not just giving the top spot to this one because Shakey's song was unlike the others; that would be quite lame.  I think this is song is legitimately excellent.  This is a piece built around a strong melody, and I am very impressed by how big a sound they're getting out of what seems to just be a three-piece.  The musicians are excellent, and the song is honest and emotional and real.  Good stuff.  7 points.

BONUSES!
The Best Band Ever: My favorite Rush song is Limelight (obviously), which is 4:20.  Lonestar gets this bonus; Ghostflowers was 4:27, beating Set Fire to the Hive by one second.  To lonestar, 1 Rush Point.
Obamacare: Before receiving the bonus above, lonestar and Elite are tied in last with 9 points; the bonus gives lonestar a slight edge, allowing Elite to pick up the 2-point Communism bonus.  Ironically, this pushes Elite one space ahead, keeping lonestar in last anyway.  Sorry, buddy!

This round's unexpected events leaves Shake in second place, with Nekov, jingle, WindMaster, and Elite tied for 3rd two points behind him.  lonestar is just behind these four, but kingshmegland has an unsurprising handsome lead on everybody.  Standings follow:

1. kingshmegland - 14 + 6 = 20
2. MasterShakezula - 6 + 7 = 13
3. Nekov - 9 + 2 = 11
3. jingle.boy - 8 + 3 = 11
3. WindMaster - 6 + 5 = 11
3. Elite - 5 + 4 + 2 = 11
7. lonestar - 8 + 1 + 1 = 10

Because Wrath didn't work out too well for anybody, let's go in the opposite direction, shall we?
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ROUND 4: THOUGHTS
Bonuses: ESP1 (2 points/participant)
Deadline: Thursday, July 12 @ 9:00 PM Central Time (~30 hrs from now)

ESP1 (2 points/participant) : Calibration check!  With your submission, tell me what place you think it will get (7th, 3rd, 1st, etc.).  If you guess correctly, you have proven that you have ESP, and you will get a 2 point bonus.  You'll also get a TV show where you pretend to talk to the dead relatives of confused people for money.  Neat!
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Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Elite on July 11, 2012, 02:40:03 PM
So, wait a minute? Because someone sent THE EXACT SAME SONG I DID, but I was later, I still received the same amount of points for falling in last place?
What a way of breaking the rules :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: theseoafs on July 11, 2012, 02:43:01 PM
So, wait a minute? Because someone sent THE EXACT SAME SONG I DID, but I was later, I still received the same amount of points for falling in last place?
What a way of breaking the rules :lol
Yep, looks like it. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: jingle.boy on July 11, 2012, 03:18:28 PM
Not quite sure how "Wrath" and "Thoughts" are the opposite.  Also, to get another thing off my chest

This song (or semi-song, whatever) was fine, I suppose.  Nothing particularly good here.  It's a very derivative and obvious prog epic (it reminds me of a few Symphony X epics, which isn't necessarily a good thing).  Also, the singer is quite bad, unusually for a prog band.  I don't know.  3 points.

Part 1 was an instrumental!

*thinking on what to submit*  Gotta get back to my Round 1 ways.  Seems like this is King's to lose.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: lonestar on July 11, 2012, 03:23:51 PM
Man, so this is what it feels like to be in last place, kinda sucks ass to be honest.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Nekov on July 11, 2012, 04:09:47 PM
I'm OK with you not liking that song but I was at least expecting a comment about how awesome the riff is.


Sent
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: theseoafs on July 11, 2012, 04:14:42 PM
I'm OK with you not liking that song but I was at least expecting a comment about how awesome the riff is.


Sent

Yeah, the riff is pretty awesome.  I admit it.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: King Postwhore on July 11, 2012, 04:21:48 PM
WOOT!!

BTW, what a great tune Shakes sent.  That is a top 20 album for me.  Another great angry tune on that is    "Song for the Dumped" 

Alright.  Time to work on another tune!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: King Postwhore on July 11, 2012, 04:43:43 PM
Sent!  Oh yeah!!!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: theseoafs on July 11, 2012, 04:44:14 PM
Also, Nekov, you didn't bet on your place, man.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Nekov on July 11, 2012, 05:13:16 PM
Fix'd  :P
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: WindMaster on July 11, 2012, 05:46:22 PM
Nice, i'll try to send later tonight. If not, expect me to be cutting it a little close deadline-wise.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: lonestar on July 12, 2012, 12:59:16 AM
Sent, get me the fuck out of the hole please!!!!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: theseoafs on July 12, 2012, 01:04:24 AM
lonestar, I got your PM, but you never actually sent me the song. :lol

EDIT: There we go, thanks.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: lonestar on July 12, 2012, 01:06:55 AM
Well that would make me really fucking stupid now, wouldn't it?  Fix'd
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: obscure on July 12, 2012, 04:30:40 AM
Karnivool & Mastodon.....

:hearts:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: jingle.boy on July 12, 2012, 05:32:59 AM
Sent.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Elite on July 12, 2012, 05:41:19 AM
Karnivool & Mastodon.....

:hearts:

I sent both.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Elite on July 12, 2012, 06:38:25 AM
Annnnnd sent for round 4!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Scorpion on July 12, 2012, 10:11:12 AM
I really like the way that you write your thoughts about the songs - it makes this a very interesting read.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Elite on July 12, 2012, 10:34:44 AM
I really like the way that you write your thoughts about the songs - it makes this a very interesting read.

Like this you mean?

Another merely OK tune, though we'll start to see more genius with places three through one.  Cool song.  Some cool riffs.  Nothing special.  4 points.

(Sorry seoaf, I just had to :P )
also, posting in here reminded me I should send in what place I think my song should come. I'll send a PM now.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: jingle.boy on July 12, 2012, 11:15:42 AM
I always come first.

Just sayin.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: obscure on July 12, 2012, 11:24:52 AM
Karnivool & Mastodon.....

:hearts:

I sent both.  :biggrin:

there you go  :metal
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: King Postwhore on July 12, 2012, 11:29:22 AM
I always come first.

Just sayin.

Typical married man. :biggrin:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: obscure on July 12, 2012, 12:01:01 PM
I always come first.

Just sayin.

Typical married man. :biggrin:

oh... not you Chad... not you.... damn....
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: theseoafs on July 12, 2012, 12:02:01 PM
I really like the way that you write your thoughts about the songs - it makes this a very interesting read.

Thanks! I'm trying to make my writeups enjoyable even for those who aren't participating.  Sorry if that wasn't the case for the last round, but I think it's pretty obvious that I didn't enjoy that group of songs all too much. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Scorpion on July 12, 2012, 12:04:49 PM
I really like the way that you write your thoughts about the songs - it makes this a very interesting read.

Thanks! I'm trying to make my writeups enjoyable even for those who aren't participating.  Sorry if that wasn't the case for the last round, but I think it's pretty obvious that I didn't enjoy that group of songs all too much. :lol

You're welcome.  :tup

Btw, I like your new custom title. Very not-fucking-around-y.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: King Postwhore on July 12, 2012, 12:19:52 PM
Well my write ups seem fine. :biggrin:

Bringing the smack!!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: lonestar on July 12, 2012, 01:29:47 PM
I always come first.

Just sayin.

Having met your wife, I'm leaving this one alone out of respect for her.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Nekov on July 13, 2012, 04:00:07 AM
Results?
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: lonestar on July 13, 2012, 05:35:04 AM
Results?
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: obscure on July 13, 2012, 05:37:03 AM
Results?





:p
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: jingle.boy on July 13, 2012, 05:39:01 AM
Results?

Are you up late, or early?
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: lonestar on July 13, 2012, 05:40:54 AM
Middle.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: obscure on July 13, 2012, 05:42:03 AM
go back to bed dammit!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: King Postwhore on July 13, 2012, 06:18:08 AM
4:30 am bladder I bet. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: jingle.boy on July 13, 2012, 06:22:24 AM
The joys of fogey-ism.  Fortunately, mine still holds thru the night (for now).

Dammit oafs, quit fuckin around!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: obscure on July 13, 2012, 06:23:08 AM
WTF guys??  :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: King Postwhore on July 13, 2012, 06:33:22 AM
Nem it's the 9pm beer before I go to bed that gets me. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: lonestar on July 13, 2012, 07:02:06 AM
4:30 am bladder I bet. :lol


Bingo!!!!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: obscure on July 13, 2012, 07:45:49 AM
TMI  :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: King Postwhore on July 13, 2012, 07:50:25 AM
Like you don't know these things Nem. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Nekov on July 13, 2012, 08:03:33 AM
:tick:, :tick: everywhere
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: lonestar on July 13, 2012, 08:08:04 AM
TMI  :lol

Really, of all the messed up and dirty things we talk about, my old man need to pee in the middle of the night is the one that gets you. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: obscure on July 13, 2012, 08:26:02 AM
you totally killed it now.... hell man.. you're not even that goofy on the fogeys thread...  :lol


I'll hang out with the young ones....  Nek .. come on hun.. lead me the way...
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: lonestar on July 13, 2012, 09:26:31 AM
Sorry babe,happens to all of us guys eventually.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: King Postwhore on July 13, 2012, 09:57:05 AM
:tick:, :tick: everywhere

That that back of I'll complain to you again!

Also  I'm  jonesing for the results.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: theseoafs on July 13, 2012, 11:21:15 AM
Sorry guys, I was fucking around.  Results will come tonight.  Be patient.  Good things come to people who wait.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: jingle.boy on July 13, 2012, 11:24:22 AM
Sorry guys, I was fucking around.  Results will come tonight.  Be patient.  Good things come to people who wait.

subtle hint that chef, King and I are fucked this round!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Nekov on July 13, 2012, 11:36:39 AM
Sorry guys, I was fucking around.  Results will come tonight.  Be patient.  Good things come to people who wait.

subtle hint that chef, King and I are fucked this round!

So I'm getting one point for starting the "results?" stuff? S**t
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: WindMaster on July 13, 2012, 12:15:46 PM
I thought you didn't fuck around.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: King Postwhore on July 13, 2012, 12:26:05 PM
I thought you didn't fuck around.

 :lol

Sorry guys, I was fucking around.  Results will come tonight.  Be patient.  Good things come to people who wait.

subtle hint that chef, King and I are fucked this round!

I don't think that's what he meant.  Well I hope not! :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: lonestar on July 13, 2012, 12:38:46 PM
I thought you didn't fuck around.

:clap:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: theseoafs on July 13, 2012, 06:35:56 PM
Sorry guys, I was fucking around.  Results will come tonight.  Be patient.  Good things come to people who wait.

subtle hint that chef, King and I are fucked this round!

So I'm getting one point for starting the "results?" stuff? S**t

14th place
Nominator: Nekov
Artist: Stupid band for impatient people
Song: Stupid song for impatient people

This song was stupid.  -6 points.

I thought you didn't fuck around.

That was supposed to be the joke.  I guess I didn't make that clear. :lol

Anyway, I'm starting the writeups now.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: WindMaster on July 13, 2012, 07:30:58 PM
I think i partially got that joke.  :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: King Postwhore on July 13, 2012, 08:22:40 PM
I'll check this out tomorrow morning.  This old fart need to say night, night.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: theseoafs on July 13, 2012, 08:35:22 PM
Okay, first of all: no more Anathema. :lol  A bunch of great songs this time.  Also, unsurprisingly, everybody pegged themselves fairly high, with a few people vying for first.  Only one song can get the top spot, unfortunately.

7th place
Nominator: WindMaster
Artist: Rishloo
Song: El Empe

An unusual tune, for sure.  It's certainly metal (that is to say, I'm hearing some definite "wrath" in this one).  Good melodies, apt songwriting, plenty of emotion.  The production's not very good, but I suppose that could be a plus in some respects.  Favorite moments include the quiet, sonic section in the middle, and the "stay wheeeeeere you" in the last chorus, which was very impressive vocally.

It was a fine song, but it didn't grab me.  It was missing something, and yes, that is as specific as I can be.  1 point.

6th place
Nominator: MasterShakezula
Artist: The Cure
Song: A Forest

A good song.  Very relaxed, very groovy, very 80's.  I do enjoy this type of music; I envision its being a very good driving song.  It's mysterious, creative, and sonic, yet simple and accessible.  It gets 2 points but only because this was a very competitive round.  AGAYN AND AGAYN AND AGAYN AND AGAYN AND AGAYN AND AGAYN

5th place
Nominator: jingle.boy
Artist: Gowan
Song: A Criminal Mind

More 80's, huh?  But this song is really 80's.  Like, I listen to it, and I might as well be watching the A-Team and drinking New Coke.  Anyway, being 80's isn't necessarily a good or a bad thing, but it does lend the song a certain charm that it would almost certainly suffer without were it released today.

Anyway, this is a fine song.  It's repetitive and a bit too long for its own good, but it's catchy and ambient and it accomplishes exactly what it sets out to do.  The bass is also quite tasty, and I particularly enjoyed the echoey synth drums during the second verse.  3 points.

4th place
Nominator: lonestar
Artist: Martin Orford
Song: Out in the Darkness

Now, here's where the judging got incredibly difficult.  In a lesser round, any of the remaining songs could have gotten 1st place, but this was a tough one.

Okay, so first of all: if you sent this song to me with my religious persuasions in mind, well done. :lol  The description for the Youtube video calls this the greatest atheist anthem since XTC's "Dear God", and that's probably an accurate description.  The lyrics deal with the artist's disbelief in God in no uncertain terms, but they're subtle and poetic enough not to be cringe-worthy.  The music is excellent as well, taking cues from classic prog.  (Minus the vocals, the music rather sounds like 80's Rush to me, which is always a good thing.)  The riffs are catchy, yet smart, which is probably the best combination you can ask for.  A musical highlight is the middle section featuring the multi-part vocal harmony.  A well-earned 4 points to hopefully elevate lonestar from his funk.

3rd place
Nominator: kingshmegland
Artist: Shudder to Think
Song: X-French Tee Shirt

shmeg's PM to me really talked up this song, gushing particularly about how the song only has 3 chords.  I was obviously unimpressed, because Green Day does this to little effect every day. :lol

However, as a music lover, I have to admit that I've never heard anything quite like this.  Listening to this song is nothing short of an experience.  The vast majority of this song hangs on an unimbellished Bb power chord, but it's hard to describe the musical effect the band draws from such simplicity.  The vocals make great use of the Lydian mode, which gives the last 2 minutes a certain degree of dissonance and tension and yet beauty in spite of the complete lack of musical progression.  The chorus, while brief, is also excellent; there's something unusual going on with its second chord, which I can't quite pick out by ear.  I'll definitely be looking into this later.

3 chords is quite few, even for a pop song (which normally makes use of 4 if not more), but I'm amazed by how much substance was pulled from them.  I'll be thinking about this one for a while, and making me think was the point, wasn't it?  5 better-than-Green Day points.

2nd place
Nominator: Elite
Artist: Anathema
Song: Thin Air

1st place
Nominator: Nekov
Artist: Anathema
Song: Untouchable pt. 1

Now, I'd never heard any Anathema before today.  2 people submitted Anathema songs and they got the first 2 places.  It is now illegal to submit any more Anathema songs because unless these two songs are exceptionally, unusually good, any other Anathema will probably also get first place. :lol

These songs are very perfect.  I suppose they're sort of structurally similar in that they start off with a quiet guitar riff which serves as a rhythmic/melodic motif that will be repeated throughout the piece, before heading into loud, majestic, and synth string-filled territory.  That's not a bad thing, though, because it works.  Great songwriting, great musicianship, great vocals.  This is just great, expertly executed modern prog.

Both songs were deserving of the number one spot, but I had to give the edge to Nekov because his song was just a bit more perfect in all respects:  the songwriting was a bit more controlled and tight, the production was fuller and clearer, etc.

To Nekov, 7 a-bit-better-than-Elite points, and to Elite, 6 a-bit-worse-than-Nekov points.

BONUSES:
ESP1: nobody correctly guessed their placement.  I won't reveal the exact guesses (you can reveal your own if you want), but interestingly, everybody overestimated themselves, except Nekov and Elite, who underestimated themselves by just a bit.  0 points for everybody, but don't worry, because there will be further opportunities later in the roulette to prove your psychic worth.

1. kingshmegland - 20 + 5 = 25
2. Nekov - 11 + 7 = 18
3. Elite - 11 + 6 = 17
4. MasterShakezula - 13 + 2 = 15
5. jingle.boy - 11 + 3 = 14
5. lonestar - 10 + 4 = 14
7. WindMaster - 11 + 1 = 12

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ROUND 5 - JUST DON'T SEND ANATHEMA
Bonuses: BITSOW (2 point), The King is Dead (steal 1 point/participant)
Deadline: Sunday, July 15 @ 9:00 PM Central Time (~48 hours from now)

BITSOW (2 points) : Brevity is the soul of wit, they say, or as the more witty among them say, BITSOW.  The shortest song submitted gets a 2 point bonus.  Remember that I won't judge your song more kindly if it's especially short, so you don't want to send LA Drone from How the West Was Won.  Sending LA Drone would be a good way to guarantee yourself 3 points for the coming round, though.
The King is Dead (steal 1 point/participant) : The participants who get 1st and 2nd place in round 5 (NOT overall, just for the round) will be able to steal 1 point each from the opponent of their choosing.  Stealing is fun!
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Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: jingle.boy on July 13, 2012, 09:32:07 PM
Allright already!   :censored. What the flagnar?  You chastise my 2011 release a few rounds ago for sounding too 80s like. So, I submit a song very unique and un-80s sounding, and still get chastised for it being from the 80s. Methinks there's some decade-bias going on here!  I'll accept the score, but you're a little bi-polar on your rational for the scoring.  :lol

Somewhat serious, mostly not serious

Oh well, since there's no hope for victory now, I'm gonna go with the 'who-the-fuck-cares' strategy.

Will send in the morning. Time to go fronkenstein.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: MasterShakezula on July 13, 2012, 09:38:04 PM
Look on the bright side; if you lose, you can nuke the guy. 
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: theseoafs on July 13, 2012, 09:39:54 PM
You chastise my 2011 release a few rounds ago for sounding too 80s like. So, I submit a song very unique and un-80s sounding, and still get chastised for it being from the 80s.

First of all, the song was EXTREMELY 80's. I didn't even have to look up the decade. :lol

Also, the song wasn't chastised for its decade.

Quote
Anyway, being 80's isn't necessarily a good or a bad thing, but it does lend the song a certain charm that it would almost certainly suffer without were it released today.

I said outright that the song wasn't better or worse for its 80's-ness, and that its 80's-ness gave it a certain charm.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: WindMaster on July 13, 2012, 10:00:20 PM
I'll send in the morning, got sleep to do
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: theseoafs on July 13, 2012, 10:05:42 PM
Haha, I seem to have broken everyone's spirits. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: lonestar on July 13, 2012, 10:59:41 PM
Eh,  I'm cool.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: lonestar on July 14, 2012, 12:24:29 AM

BITSOW (2 points) : Brevity is the soul of wit, they say, or as the more witty among them say, BITSOW.  The shortest song submitted gets a 2 point bonus.  Remember that I won't judge your song more kindly if it's especially short, so you don't want to send LA Drone from How the West Was Won.  Sending LA Drone would be a good way to guarantee yourself 3 points for the coming round, though.

-------

Whatever, I can beat even LA Drone...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijIEYTgrSY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijIEYTgrSY)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: lonestar on July 14, 2012, 01:53:35 AM
Sent!!!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: Elite on July 14, 2012, 03:18:50 AM
Yeah, more Anathema. Good choice Nek :tup

Kind of funny that we both sent the first track off their latest two albums (Thin Air is from We're here Because We're Here and Untouchable Pt. 1 is from their latest Weather Systems). Oafs, if you liked them, and I can see you did, I recommend you check both of those albums :)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: DebraKadabra on July 14, 2012, 03:21:06 AM
Whatever, I can beat even LA Drone...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijIEYTgrSY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijIEYTgrSY)

Excellent choice. :2metal:

 :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Scorpion on July 14, 2012, 04:17:48 AM

BITSOW (2 points) : Brevity is the soul of wit, they say, or as the more witty among them say, BITSOW.  The shortest song submitted gets a 2 point bonus.  Remember that I won't judge your song more kindly if it's especially short, so you don't want to send LA Drone from How the West Was Won.  Sending LA Drone would be a good way to guarantee yourself 3 points for the coming round, though.

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Whatever, I can beat even LA Drone...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijIEYTgrSY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijIEYTgrSY)

I know I'm not in the roulette, but I can beat even that with this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8).

Great choice on Anathema, btw, I've just begun getting into them. Eternity is beautiful.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: jingle.boy on July 14, 2012, 04:26:33 AM
First of all, the song was EXTREMELY 80's. I didn't even have to look up the decade. :lol

For someone born in the early 90s, I'm not sure how you can make that proclamation.  Was just pointing out that your comments come out with a somewhat anti-bias towards a perceived "80s" sound.  But no matter.  I didn't lose any sleep over it.

Short and sweet huh.  I'll just have to peruse a playlist I have just for that purpose. 
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Elite on July 14, 2012, 04:29:20 AM
Eternity is beautiful.

Wait until you hear the albums that come after that. My personal favourites are the last two.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: King Postwhore on July 14, 2012, 04:39:33 AM
So, what I should have said in sending that song to you was the use of one chord 85% of the time. :lol  Couldn't get it out when I was typing. :lol  But it is a song that makes you listen over and over.  I till you what,  the album is a hard listen.  You come out of it thinking, "Do I like this album?"  Then over about 10 to 15 listens it sticks.  The album is called, Pony Express Record.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: jingle.boy on July 14, 2012, 05:32:02 AM
Sent.  Giving you a big :Debra: with all the fun/jest that I possibly can.   :D ;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: lonestar on July 14, 2012, 08:58:02 AM

BITSOW (2 points) : Brevity is the soul of wit, they say, or as the more witty among them say, BITSOW.  The shortest song submitted gets a 2 point bonus.  Remember that I won't judge your song more kindly if it's especially short, so you don't want to send LA Drone from How the West Was Won.  Sending LA Drone would be a good way to guarantee yourself 3 points for the coming round, though.

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Whatever, I can beat even LA Drone...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijIEYTgrSY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijIEYTgrSY)

I know I'm not in the roulette, but I can beat even that with this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8).

Great choice on Anathema, btw, I've just begun getting into them. Eternity is beautiful.

Three seconds, impressive.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: theseoafs on July 14, 2012, 11:34:40 AM
Sent.  Giving you a big :Debra: with all the fun/jest that I possibly can.   :D ;)

 :lol  Okay, good.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: MasterShakezula on July 14, 2012, 11:51:20 AM
Sent.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
Post by: Scorpion on July 14, 2012, 12:37:54 PM

BITSOW (2 points) : Brevity is the soul of wit, they say, or as the more witty among them say, BITSOW.  The shortest song submitted gets a 2 point bonus.  Remember that I won't judge your song more kindly if it's especially short, so you don't want to send LA Drone from How the West Was Won.  Sending LA Drone would be a good way to guarantee yourself 3 points for the coming round, though.

-------

Whatever, I can beat even LA Drone...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijIEYTgrSY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijIEYTgrSY)

I know I'm not in the roulette, but I can beat even that with this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8).

Great choice on Anathema, btw, I've just begun getting into them. Eternity is beautiful.

Three seconds, impressive.

That's what she said.

Wait, what?
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: DebraKadabra on July 14, 2012, 01:58:40 PM
Sent.  Giving you a big :Debra: with all the fun/jest that I possibly can.   :D ;)

Chaaaaaaaaaaddddd... :lol

Taking a page out of Nem's playbook, I see... :P :laugh:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: King Postwhore on July 14, 2012, 08:47:04 PM
Sent minus the finger. :biggrin:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: Elite on July 15, 2012, 04:49:37 AM
Do you mind me sending a youtube link instead of an mp3? I'm not at home at the moment, so I don't have access to my music library. If not, I'll be able to send something tomorrow (~24 hours from now).
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: King Postwhore on July 15, 2012, 05:19:46 AM
Do you mind me sending a youtube link instead of an mp3? I'm not at home at the moment, so I don't have access to my music library. If not, I'll be able to send something tomorrow (~24 hours from now).

Elite. It's due less than 24 hours.  Wanted to give you the heads up.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: Elite on July 15, 2012, 05:31:03 AM
I know, that's why I'm asking if it's alright to send a youtube link. it will pretty much have to do :P
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: King Postwhore on July 15, 2012, 05:34:54 AM
Giving me the razz!! :lol

Alright, alright, I was just making sure.  But if you read to OP you'd see that youtube is ok. :P :P :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: Elite on July 15, 2012, 06:04:29 AM
Alright, I'll do a youtube link. :)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: Nekov on July 15, 2012, 06:37:38 AM
 :laugh:

Well done Elite, I thought of sending that one too but Weather Systems is providing lots of joy for me these days.


Song sent
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: Elite on July 15, 2012, 10:36:38 AM
Yeah, I'm still unsure which I like better, but I think I'll have to give the edge to We're Here Because We're Here, less stuff that doesn't go anywhere, imho. Plus WHBWH has A Simple Mistake, which is my favourite Anathema song :)

Also, SONG SENT.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: Elite on July 16, 2012, 04:51:48 PM
So, is anything happening here?
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: WindMaster on July 16, 2012, 06:03:13 PM
Fucking around again I see... ;D
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: theseoafs on July 16, 2012, 06:05:03 PM
Yep, I was.  See, my natural inclination is not to finish the things I start, so this last leg might be difficult, but I'll push through. :tup

Starting on the writeups now.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: jingle.boy on July 16, 2012, 06:08:06 PM
Yep, I was.  See, my natural inclination is not to finish the things I start, so this last leg might be difficult, but I'll push through. :tup

Starting on the writeups now.

You better not leave this group with a case of roulette blue-balls!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: theseoafs on July 16, 2012, 06:12:02 PM
Oh no, definitely not.  I'm not going to pull a numbers. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: theseoafs on July 16, 2012, 07:43:55 PM
7th place
Nominator: Elite
Artist: dredg
Song: Stamp of Origin: Take a Look Around

Being one of the few participants who took the BITSOW challenge seriously, Elite's song runs just under a minute long.  What we've got here is a musical interlude, and a pleasant-sounding one at that, but by virtue of its length, the song just didn't go anywhere.  It was effectively a verse, but verses aren't really anything without the rest of the song, you know? 1 point, but at least you got the bonus. :lol

6th place
Nominator: jingle.boy
Artist: Roswell Six
Song: Ishalem

In case you didn't gather from jingle's "finger", this song is very long.  Eleven minutes, in fact, making it the longest song I've gotten thus far. :lol

More standard prog, I guess.  Unfortunately, the song just couldn't keep my attention, which is the absolute worst thing for a song of this length.  I see no reason it had to be this long, and I couldn't remember a single musical idea from the piece when it ended (a curse when you're ranking seven songs based more or less on your first impression of them).  2 points, but don't give up hope, jingle.

5th place
Nominator: lonestar
Artist: Stargate
Song: Save the World

A good prog metal tune, if not an overly standard one.  The symphonic bits were a nice touch, and the vocalist and bassist were great.  The chorus ("re-ACT-ion") is probably the highlight here, particularly the "whoa-whoa-whoa".  The last minute or so was also great.  Didn't reach the heights of 4th place and above, though.  3 points.

4th place
Nominator: kingshmegland
Artist: Moe Tar
Song: Friction

shmeg said he "went out on a limb" with this one, and that resulted in his worst score of the entire roulette, so maybe he should stay off those limbs.

In all seriousness, this song was fine.  Very, very unusual, but the problem actually isn't in the song's strangeness; I dug the off-kilter groove, and I suppose I enjoyed the music all the way through, but the problem was in the presentation.  The music was so unusual and intense (many measures of 3/4 and 7/8, usually with eighth- and sixteenth-notes) that it actually became a little frustrating.  And it didn't help that the singer's nearly always singing, from the very beginning of the track.  I guess you could say the song left no room to breathe, which is a big deal if you're going to write a song that's this crazy.  It just gets kind of samey (never a good thing).  If the song were ~2 minutes longer, with a not-so-involved instrumental in the middle, I might place this one a couple spots higher.  In any case, his highness gets a not-too-shabby 4 points.

3rd place
Nominator: Nekov
Artist: Marco Minnemann
Song: Waiting for Boys and Girls

I'd never heard any of Minnemann's solo material, as a matter of fact.  I learned about him for the first time when I found out he had auditioned for DT, and I quickly decided he was the guy for the job.  I admit I was wrong.

Anyway, this song was great.  Very ambient, very jazzy (two strictly good adjectives, in my book).  I'm particularly impressed by how much musical ground is covered over the course of the piece; a lot of thought is put into the phrasing and rhythm of each measure, with the tiny segments at 0:50 and 1:20 being particularly unlike the groove of the remainder of the piece.  The piano is the star here, and its melodies are beautiful and powerful.  If there are any faults, it's that it's too short; Marco left me wanting so much more.  5 points.

2nd place
Nominator: MasterShakezula
Artist: Phish
Song: Squirming Coil

Wonderful.  I'd heard some Phish before, and none of it caught my ear, but this is something special, here.  The first minute or so evokes a classic rock chorus, but it quickly becomes a different beast altogether.  That motif fades into the light strumming of an acoustic guitar, hinting at a jazzier direction for the coming minutes.  After some time, uptempo drums give way, and we launch into one of the more pleasant jams I've ever heard.  Of particular note is the piano solo at 2:43 or so, leading into a verse featuring some rather silly lyrics.  Around 3:40, we've got a final instrumental interlude, which is suitably majestic for its purposes.  This leads, naturally, into a reprise of the chorus.

Structurally, this song is really something else.  It's a good thing to listen to a song and not quite know where it intends to go next.  On the whole, the music was groovy, jazzy, and pleasant, and the musicianship was great.  Have 6 points for your trouble.

1st place
Nominator: WindMaster
Artist: Mumford and Sons
Song: Dust Bowl Dance

An incredibly great song.  I'd never heard anything by this band before.  I knew they were a new group with a folksy vibe, but I'm definitely going to have to check out more, because this was a fantastic tune.  It rocks hard, and is yet classic; the songwriting is fantastic - the chorus is quite the earworm - and the execution is perfect.  From practically nothing, the piece escalates to a startling intensity, but yet it doesn't feel out of place.

Great musicianship, by the way.  Props to the drummer; the syncopated rhythm at 3:05 was one of my favorite moments of the song.  The solo banjo also added quite a bit, and I loved the vocalist.  7 points.

BONUSES!
BITSOW: Elite got 2 points for submitting a song that was 0:59 in length.  He also took my advice by getting last place.  Yay!
The King is Dead: WindMaster and MasterShakezula, being our top 2 for today, each get 1 point.  I'm also taking 2 points from kingshmegland because I assume they both want to steal from him.  Wind and Shake, if I guessed incorrectly and you wanted to steal from someone that wasn't kingshmegland, then tell me and I'll correct that right away.

1. kingshmegland - 25 + 4 - 2 = 27
2. Nekov - 18 + 5 = 23
3. MasterShakezula - 15 + 6 + 1 = 22
4. Elite - 17 + 1 + 2 = 20
4. WindMaster - 12 + 7 + 1 = 20
6. lonestar - 14 + 3 = 17
7. jingle.boy - 14 + 2 = 16

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ROUND 6 - THE MODERN
Bonuses:  Rumpelstiltskin (2 points/participant), ESP2 (Up to 7 points/participant)
Deadline: Wednesday, July 18 @ 9:00 PM Central time (~48 hours from now)

Rumpelstiltskin (2 points/participant) :  It's time for a true test of friendship.  With your song submission, tell me my first and last name.  Shouldn't be too difficult if you know where to look.  (1 point for only one name.  No points lost for guesses.)

ESP2 (Up to 7 points/participant) :  Battle of the psychics!  With your song submission, bet me any number of points N between 1 and 7.  If I give your song N points or higher, you'll get N points as a bonus; if the score I give your song is lower than that number, you'll lose N points.  Here's how that works:

If you bet 1 point, you'll get 1 bonus point.
If you bet 2 points, you'll get 2 bonus points unless you get last place, in which case you lose 2 points.
If you bet 3 points, you'll get 3 bonus points if you get 5th place or higher; otherwise, you lose 3 points. 
If you bet 4 points, you'll get 4 bonus points if you get 4th place or higher; otherwise, you lose 4 points.
If you bet 5 points, you'll get 5 bonus points if you get 3rd place or higher; otherwise, you lose 5 points.
If you bet 6 points, you'll get 6 bonus points if you get 2nd place or higher; otherwise, you lose 6 points.
If you bet 7 points, you'll get 7 bonus points if you get 1st place; otherwise, you lose 7 points.

These are organized such that the risks and rewards increase as you go down the list.  If you bet 1 point, there's no risk but little reward; if you bet 7 points, there's a great possibility for reward but high risk.  If you have any questions about this bonus, feel free to ask; I'm sure this is confusing. :lol
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Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: WindMaster on July 16, 2012, 07:46:25 PM
WOOHOO!  :metal
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: MasterShakezula on July 16, 2012, 07:57:11 PM
It brings me great joy that you dug the tune that's turning me into a Phan. 

Also, how modern do you mean by modern?
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: theseoafs on July 16, 2012, 08:01:14 PM
I mean "modern", whatever that means to you.

It doesn't even have to be modern, honestly.  If you haven't noticed, I haven't been ranking people based on how well they fit the theme, so you could send me Buddy Holly if you wanted. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
Post by: Nekov on July 16, 2012, 08:17:57 PM
 :laugh:

Will give it a thought for next round
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: WindMaster on July 16, 2012, 08:31:58 PM
sent.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: jingle.boy on July 16, 2012, 08:49:06 PM
Oh yeah, I've sent too.  At this rate, I really am going to owe points.

Go big, or go home bitches!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: lonestar on July 17, 2012, 01:57:06 AM
Sent motherfuckers!!!!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: obscure on July 17, 2012, 02:08:38 AM
oh it seems seoafs is not the only one who's been fuckin around ... you guys covered two rounds since I last checked?? OMG!

Also..

judging by the results of the last two rounds, ... we're not a match  :D ... err.. em... music-wise  :P
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: lonestar on July 17, 2012, 02:14:29 AM
Yeah, I'm having a bitch of a time hitting home on this guy, here's to hoping my last submission works.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: obscure on July 17, 2012, 02:15:30 AM
if it does.. you and I are not a match either  :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: lonestar on July 17, 2012, 02:16:51 AM
You like the band I sent, I all ready know that dear.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: obscure on July 17, 2012, 02:18:32 AM
then we both know the result  ;)




seoafs, please don't mind me hun... just bored and bitching around  :laugh:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: Elite on July 17, 2012, 02:43:48 AM
Well, that didn't go as I hoped  :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: King Postwhore on July 17, 2012, 10:27:49 AM
I figured that would be a tough round.  I will work on sending in a song tonight.  I was a little busy last night SINCE I WAS AT THE DT CONCERT!!! :metal
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: Elite on July 17, 2012, 10:34:21 AM
Sent by e-mail.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: theseoafs on July 17, 2012, 10:38:29 AM
then we both know the result  ;)




seoafs, please don't mind me hun... just bored and bitching around  :laugh:

;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: Nekov on July 17, 2012, 10:39:35 AM
Sent. King, watch your ass cause I'm coming for it!

Also, I will send a new PM since I forgot about the wager and stuff  :laugh:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: King Postwhore on July 17, 2012, 12:18:11 PM
Sent. King, watch your ass cause I'm coming for it!

Also, I will send a new PM since I forgot about the wager and stuff  :laugh:

*Scraps knuckles in broken glass*

Come at me bro!! :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: lonestar on July 17, 2012, 12:35:30 PM
+5 points to king for the reference
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: obscure on July 17, 2012, 01:53:19 PM
then we both know the result  ;)




seoafs, please don't mind me hun... just bored and bitching around  :laugh:

;)

YAY we start again  :laugh:

 ;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: King Postwhore on July 17, 2012, 04:21:45 PM
SEEEEENT!!

AND DOWN GOES NEKOV!!! :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: Nekov on July 17, 2012, 04:34:19 PM
We'll see about that.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: King Postwhore on July 17, 2012, 04:46:52 PM
We'll see about that.

(https://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=2516194&t=o) (https://gifsoup.com/view/2516194/barney-look-at-me.html) GIFSoup (https://gifsoup.com/)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: Nekov on July 17, 2012, 04:54:30 PM
 :rollin
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: jingle.boy on July 17, 2012, 04:54:58 PM
You're both gonna lose points, and I'm gonna catapult into 1st place.

*not sure that's even mathematically possoble*
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: King Postwhore on July 17, 2012, 07:30:12 PM
You're both gonna lose points, and I'm gonna catapult into 1st place.

*not sure that's even mathematically possoble*

Please play #12 Chad! :lol

https://www.soundboard.com/sb/Professor_John_Frink.aspx
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: theseoafs on July 18, 2012, 04:07:53 PM
Oh, so that's everybody, isn't it?  Let's do this.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: Elite on July 18, 2012, 04:14:27 PM
 :corn
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: lonestar on July 18, 2012, 04:15:38 PM
:corn
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: King Postwhore on July 18, 2012, 04:25:37 PM
*Put's on the George the Animal Steel outfit even though Nekov is not online*
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: lonestar on July 18, 2012, 04:31:11 PM
*Put's on the George the Animal Steel even though Nekov is not online*

(https://i42.tinypic.com/2re6wk6.gif)



You can thank me anytime king.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: King Postwhore on July 18, 2012, 04:32:35 PM
 :rollin

He's dead meat and so are the buckle covers. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: theseoafs on July 18, 2012, 04:45:13 PM
LONESTAR! I'm missing a bet from you.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: Nekov on July 18, 2012, 05:09:46 PM
Oh I'm right here. Come get me
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: lonestar on July 18, 2012, 06:02:38 PM
LONESTAR! I'm missing a bet from you.

Sorry bro, brain fart.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: theseoafs on July 18, 2012, 06:20:19 PM
An interesting round, for sure.  This round was unusual; all the songs were very good, but for the first time I didn't feel like there was a clear winner.  This was a hard ranking to do, given that I didn't want to give any of these songs 1 point (or 7 points, for that matter).  This also means that my writeups will be very boring this time around.  Deal with it. :lol

Regardless, on to the fun stuff.

7th place
Nominator: Elite
Song: Forevermore
Artist: Gov't Mule

I hated to put this one here, especially since it seemed like Elite really loves this song, but that's the way the pieces fell.  I liked this song, particularly the melodic progression during the verses, but it didn't speak to me so much as the others.  Bummer, man.  1 point.

6th place
Nominator: WindMaster
Song: All Out of Peaches
Artist: Galactic Cowboy Orchestra

An interesting instrumental, for sure.  It's sort of repetitive for the first couple minutes, but it's the instrumental theme that comes in at 1:40 that really ties this piece together and makes it worth listening to.  Taken altogether, this is a very enjoyable tune.  Have 2 points.

5th place
Nominator: MasterShakezula
Song: Cities
Artist: Talking Heads

Groovy, dude.  3 points.

4th place
Nominator: lonestar
Song: Common Ground
Artist: IQ

This was my introduction to IQ.  I liked it. :tup

A very ambient piece with subject matter to match.  It's melodically strong and musically interesting.  Have 4 points.

3rd place
Nominator: jingle.boy
Song: Unearth the Truth
Artist: Flaming Row

jingle told me that if I didn't give this song at least 4 points, I didn't deserve to be on a prog metal message board.  Well, I'm still here, so that should tell you something, huh?

This is a good tune.  I particularly enjoy the chorus; there's just something about the melody that really hits me.  Great instrumentation.  Favorite moment was the crazy riff at 2:40.  Have 5 POINTS!

2nd place
Nominator: kingshmegland
Song: More of a Climb, Less of a Walk
Artist: This Day and Age

Another great sonic rock piece from his highness.  The delayed guitar sounds great.  This kind of tune just puts you in a trance.  Anyway, 6 points.

1st place
Nominator: Nekov
Song: Little Talks
Artist: Of Monsters and Men

Ah, a wonderful little tune.  Very pleasant, very catchy.  Nekov said to me that he got this in his roulette and couldn't stop listening to it; I certainly see why.  As a matter of fact, I think I'll listen to it now... 7 points.


BONUSES!

Rumpelstiltskin:  Unsurprisingly, most participants got the bonus.  The answer, for those of you who didn't get it, is on the DTF Facebook group, in the DTF names-Facebook names document.

jingle.boy, WindMaster, Lonestar, MasterShakezula, and Elite each get 2 best-friendship points.  Nekov gave it an admirable shot, telling me my name was "Nathan?", but that, unfortunately, was not correct.  kingshmegland gets 1 acquaintanceship point for getting my last name right but my first name wrong (it's Ricky, not Robert. :lol )

ESP2:

Participant             Bet              Score          Points
Nekov                   4                 7                 +4
kingshmegland      5                 6                 +5
jingle.boy              6                 5                 -6
lonestar                 4                 4                 +4
MasterShakezula    2                 3                 +2
WindMaster            2                 2                 +2
Elite                       4                 1                 -4

1. kingshmegland - 27 + 6 + 5 + 1 = 39
2. Nekov - 23 + 7 + 4 = 34
3. MasterShakezula - 22 + 3 + 2 + 2 = 29
4. lonestar - 17 + 4 + 4 + 2 = 27
5. WindMaster - 20 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 26
6. Elite - 20 + 1 - 4 + 2 = 19
7. jingle.boy - 16 + 5 - 6 + 2 = 17

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ROUND 7 - IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING OPEN ROUND
SPECIAL FUCKING SCORING
Deadline: I DON'T KNOW ANOTHER 48 FUCKING HOURS (Friday, July 20 @ 9:00 PM Central Time)

SPECIAL FUCKING SCORING:  It's a traditional end-of-roulette wager.  You must bet at least one point, and you can bet up to the number of points you currently have.

I will still rank songs.  The participants who get 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place will win their wager; the participants who get 5th, 6th, and 7th place will lose their wager; and the participant who gets 4th place will not win or lose any points.

No points will be given out based on ranking this time around.
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Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: King Postwhore on July 18, 2012, 06:25:53 PM
Dammit!  I forgot to go to the Facebook page! :lol  What a dummy! :rollin  I guessed off of your email. :facepalm:

Nekov you may have got 1st but I won the points battle!!   :lol


LET'S GET IT ON!!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: lonestar on July 18, 2012, 06:32:00 PM
Sent.

If this doesn't work out, might be selling the kids to the gypsies.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: Nekov on July 18, 2012, 07:45:23 PM
You lucky bastard, this is my last chance to get you King. Will send something tomorrow
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: jingle.boy on July 18, 2012, 08:07:27 PM
Time to let it ride.  Once again, either a hero, or a zero.

Will send before the end of the night.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: theseoafs on July 18, 2012, 10:40:38 PM
;)
;)
;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round SIXX AM LOL RAWK AND ROLL
Post by: obscure on July 19, 2012, 12:06:00 AM
3rd place
Nominator: jingle.boy
Song: Unearth the Truth
Artist: Flaming Row

This is a good tune.  I particularly enjoy the chorus; there's just something about the melody that really hits me.  Great instrumentation.  Favorite moment was the crazy riff at 2:40.  Have 5 POINTS!


YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Now, this result made me jump up and down like a five year old!!!!!  :metal

It's a friggin masterpiece!!!!!





jingle told me that if I didn't give this song at least 4 points, I didn't deserve to be on a prog metal message board.  Well, I'm still here, so that should tell you something, huh?

Bahahahaah .. sounds hilariously familiar  :lol





;)
;)
;)
;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Elite on July 19, 2012, 06:00:30 AM
Time to let it ride.  Once again, either a hero, or a zero.

Yeah, this basically.
I'll send something when I find the (hopefully) right thing. It's not like I really have a huge chance of winning  :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Nekov on July 19, 2012, 06:49:36 AM
I don't know what to send and i'm not sure about the wager either. King, wanna share your strategy?  :biggrin:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: King Postwhore on July 19, 2012, 09:05:34 AM
I don't know what to send and i'm not sure about the wager either. King, wanna share your strategy?  :biggrin:

If I'm confident in the song and to theoafs style I will guess high on the points but if I'm not confident........
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Elite on July 19, 2012, 09:39:51 AM
I'm probably going to take a tremendous risk, both in my points and in the song, just for the hell of it.
I think I've got it down what to send, so Ricky, you'll get it before tonight.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Nekov on July 19, 2012, 09:56:22 AM
I'm deciding between 2/3 very different songs.

@King: I listened to what you've sent so far and I've found some very awesome stuff. Your first place is well deserved.....

so far



Edit: Seofas, can you provide an email address so I can send you the mp3? The song I'm looking for is not in grooveshark and youtube sounds like crap.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: King Postwhore on July 19, 2012, 10:56:36 AM
Thanks man!  You try to figure out what the person running the roulete loves and try to send what you have.  It's not like I'll send him so 80's hair metal.  I do have a lot of it too. :lol


BTW What songs did you like that I sent?
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Nekov on July 19, 2012, 11:05:42 AM
 :lol

I know, I have a huge pro library that I'm keeping shut myself.

Regarding your question: Life simulator, More of a climb, less of a walk and God Rocket
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: King Postwhore on July 19, 2012, 11:12:36 AM
Can you believe I'm having a hard time picking one with an open round?!  Dammit! :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Nekov on July 19, 2012, 11:19:40 AM
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ekazTWFt1qg3r6a.jpg)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Nekov on July 19, 2012, 11:28:00 AM
Sent.

Now i'm putting pressure on you
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: theseoafs on July 19, 2012, 11:31:05 AM
Now i'm putting pressure on you

(https://factspy.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sweet-jesus-have-mercy.jpg)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: WindMaster on July 19, 2012, 02:31:39 PM
Sent!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Elite on July 19, 2012, 05:08:26 PM
Sent by PM, please enjoy.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Nekov on July 19, 2012, 05:15:07 PM
I'm having second thought on the song I sent  :-\
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Elite on July 19, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
I still have first thoughts, but it will have to do.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: theseoafs on July 19, 2012, 05:20:00 PM
I'm having second thought on the song I sent  :-\

Too late.

10th place
Nominator: Nekov
Song: Stupid song #7
Artist: Stupid band #7

This song was stupid.  -50 points.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Elite on July 19, 2012, 05:21:20 PM
I'm having second thought on the song I sent  :-\

Too late.

10th place
Nominator: Nekov
Song: Stupid song #7
Artist: Stupid band #7

This song was stupid.  -50 points.

But..
There's only 7 possible places..
And, and, he doesn't have 50 points.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: theseoafs on July 19, 2012, 05:23:38 PM
I'm having second thought on the song I sent  :-\

Too late.

10th place
Nominator: Nekov
Song: Stupid song #7
Artist: Stupid band #7

This song was stupid.  -50 points.

But..
There's only 7 possible places..
And, and, he doesn't have 50 points.

I AM THE KING OF THIS ROULETTE
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Elite on July 19, 2012, 05:25:08 PM
What about:

1. kingshmegland - 27 + 6 + 5 + 1 = 39

?
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Nekov on July 19, 2012, 05:26:40 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: theseoafs on July 19, 2012, 05:29:42 PM
What about:

1. kingshmegland - 27 + 6 + 5 + 1 = 39

?

That's it.

11th place
Nominator: Elite

I don't know what song this was because I didn't listen to it but I assume it was stupid.  -60,000 points.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Nekov on July 19, 2012, 05:32:23 PM
Don't worry Elite, the last time he pulled this joke on me I got first place and you got second  :biggrin:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Elite on July 19, 2012, 05:35:32 PM
Don't say that kind of stuff, it makes me nervous.  ;D
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Nekov on July 19, 2012, 05:49:00 PM
Since we are at it, I'm waiting on your song for my roulette  :police:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Elite on July 19, 2012, 06:08:31 PM
Since we are at it, I'm waiting on your song for my roulette  :police:

Yes mister policeman.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: King Postwhore on July 19, 2012, 06:22:49 PM
Except no substitute!! :lol

AH Nekov, I see I rubbed off on you. :lol

Working on my pick now.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: King Postwhore on July 19, 2012, 06:50:04 PM
SENT!!  But theoafs will attest it was a mess.  3 emails! :lol

First I sent the song and forgot to place the bet. 

Then I place the best.

I listen to the song I linked on Grooveshark and somebody had the title of the song I wanted on another song from the album and I had to resend! 

Holy crap! :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: jingle.boy on July 19, 2012, 07:51:10 PM
Good thing you checked. That happens sometimes.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: King Postwhore on July 19, 2012, 07:54:16 PM
Good thing you checked. That happens sometimes.

For some reason I did.  That would have sucked.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: Nekov on July 20, 2012, 12:29:53 PM
All in yet? When can we expect results? I'm dying here!!!

:caffeine:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: theseoafs on July 20, 2012, 12:38:04 PM
Yep, we are all in, actually.  GET PUMPED UP

EDIT: (for results in a couple hours)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2012, 01:11:38 PM
theoafs, did you get the right song? :lol  Damn what a cluster f...
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: theseoafs on July 20, 2012, 01:12:40 PM
theoafs, did you get the right song? :lol  Damn what a cluster f...

Yeah, I got it.  But you're right, it was a mess. :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2012, 01:26:30 PM
DAMMIT!! :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: lonestar on July 20, 2012, 02:42:57 PM
 :corn
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: theseoafs on July 20, 2012, 04:43:02 PM
Shit, this ranking will be difficult.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2012, 04:53:48 PM
Shit.  going over a friends house.  Will look at the results when I get back.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round the Last
Post by: theseoafs on July 20, 2012, 05:42:56 PM
It's ranking time.  The outcome may shock you.

First, a review of the standings:

1. kingshmegland - 39
2. Nekov - 34
3. MasterShakezula - 29
4. lonestar - 27
5. WindMaster - 26
6. Elite - 19
7. jingle.boy - 17

RANKING:

7th place
Nominator: WindMaster
Song: Bonden og Kraka - The Farmer And The Crow
Artist: Tempest

Weird stuff, dude.  I can't get into it.

6th place
Nominator: Elite
Song: Mercy (Duffy cover)
Artist: Triggerfinger

I have heard the original, and I'm not a big fan.  This version didn't do too much for me either, though.  Singer's cute, I guess.

5th place
Nominator: MasterShakezula
Song: Decades
Artist: Joy Division

Yep, nothing happened here.  Completely and utterly flaccid.

4th place
Nominator: Nekov
Song: Heaven Alive
Artist: Oceansize

I liked it, but it ultimately wasn't good enough to crack the top 3.

3rd place
Nominator: kingshmegland
Song: Tightly Wound
Artist: The Pineapple Thief

To the surprise of no one, his highness captures my heart with a final sonic treat.

2nd place
Nominator: lonestar
Song: Sugarmice
Artist: Marillion

Beautiful, evocative, and thoughtful. :tup

1st place
Nominator: jingle.boy
Song: Nice Guys Finish First
Artist: Frameshift

Congrats, jingle, you've finally cracked it. :lol  Funky and excellent.  I love the tribal feel of the chorus.

SCORING

First, the losers.  WindMaster, Elite, and MasterShakezula got 7th, 6th, and 5th place respectively, meaning they unfortunately lost their bets.  They bet 6, 18, and 1 points respectively, so for the three of them:

Windmaster - 26 - 6 = 20
Elite - 19 - 18 = 1
MasterShakezula - 29 - 1 = 28

Nekov, our current 2nd place holder, stays steady at:

Nekov - 34

The question is, now, how the scores of the top 3 will stack up.  jingle.boy bet the house and won 1st place, giving him a grand total of

jingle.boy - 17 + 17 = 34

This mean's that jingle's tied with Nekov.  Hopefully, that outcome is agreeable with him, given that he joined the roulette to "see if he can actually beat Nekov". :lol

Next, the king bet 6 points and won, giving him

kingshmegland - 39 + 6 = 45

Now, this result is interesting for a couple reasons.  First of all, Nekov bet 10 points, telling me that if he won the bet that would be enough to surpass shmeg if he chose to bet little.  If Nekov had gotten 3rd place instead of 4th, he would have 44 points, which would still not be enough to surpass shmeg's number one spot. :lol

Now, I don't know why king bet 6 points.  I think he wanted to have a bit of a buffer in case jingle's or Elite's big bets worked out (though losing 6 points would have in fact put him behind both jingle and Nekov, again by one point).

But that may not have been the best choice, as lonestar bet the lot and landed in the top 3.  This doubled his score, leaving him with

lonestar - 27 + 27 = 54

In the end, lonestar beat kingshmegland by 9 points; kingshmegland could only have beaten lonestar with a bet of 15 or higher.

In short, here's how points were distributed:

kingshmegland - 39 + 6 = 45
Nekov - 34 = 34
MasterShakezula - 29 - 1 = 28
lonestar - 27 + 27 = 54
WindMaster - 26 - 6 = 20
Elite - 19 - 18 = 1
jingle.boy - 17 + 17 = 34

And the final rankings:

1. lonestar - 54
2. kingshmegland - 45
3. jingle.boy - 34
3. Nekov - 34
5. MasterShakezula - 28
6. WindMaster - 20
7. Elite - 1

lonestar, your prize is in the mail.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: WindMaster on July 20, 2012, 06:54:44 PM
Huh. Well, that's cool. I'm glad i didn't wager more on that song.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: lonestar on July 20, 2012, 07:10:24 PM
Fuck yeah!!!!!!

:victorydance: :footloose: :metardica:

Gotta give credit to my #1 song of all time, Sugarmice, thanks for coming through when I needed you, again.


Gotta work now, I'll be back to gloat more later tonight!!!!!!!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: DebraKadabra on July 20, 2012, 08:44:39 PM
Way to go, Loney!!! :letam: :2metal: :metal
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: Nekov on July 20, 2012, 09:36:27 PM
 :(
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2012, 10:00:43 PM
Well If I had to loose to a guy at least it's my bud with the big knife!

Edit.  I miss read the last vote of points.  I thought it was only 1 to 7.  Oh well.  My bad.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: lonestar on July 20, 2012, 10:02:15 PM
:eyebrows:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: theseoafs on July 20, 2012, 10:03:46 PM
^ :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2012, 10:14:59 PM
Blades clean though.


BAZINGA!!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: obscure on July 20, 2012, 11:27:50 PM
congrats honey bun!

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RJ in teh kitchen today:

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Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: lonestar on July 20, 2012, 11:30:37 PM
 :rollin :heart
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: DebraKadabra on July 20, 2012, 11:33:43 PM
 :lol :rollin :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: jingle.boy on July 21, 2012, 04:37:36 AM
Booyah.  Other than Nem's where I came out of the gate real strong, I seem to do better towards the end of the roulette.  Glad you liked that one Ricky.  Nicely run roulette.  Keeping things moving is a real +.

Congrats to King (who delivered the most consistent performance), and to chef for having enough points to really make it count when he blew his load.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: Scorpion on July 21, 2012, 05:49:37 AM
'Twas a fun roulette to follow, and congratulations to lonestar for the win!

Sugar Mice is awesome.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: lonestar on July 21, 2012, 07:23:08 AM


Congrats to King (who delivered the most consistent performance), and to chef for having enough points to really make it count when he blew his load.

Gracias bro, blew that load like Peter North, all over the place.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: obscure on July 21, 2012, 07:47:51 AM
whoahahahahahaa  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: lonestar on July 21, 2012, 08:16:58 AM
Wow, someone knows her porn stars. :tup
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: obscure on July 21, 2012, 08:18:50 AM
 :blush :blush :blush


yeah being not me again :p





 ;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: lonestar on July 21, 2012, 08:20:25 AM
That's my girl :)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: obscure on July 21, 2012, 08:23:45 AM
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Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: lonestar on July 21, 2012, 08:27:23 AM
Cute. :P
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: King Postwhore on July 21, 2012, 11:46:00 AM
Hey, I just wanted to thank you oafs for having me on your roulette.  I had a blast.  I think you dug the music I sent and I hope you check out the bands catalogs.


Just be happy I didn't send Winger.  Since I am an old fogie and have all their CD's! :lol

Thanks again!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: obscure on July 21, 2012, 12:14:43 PM
oh I have to thank you as well for putting up with my non-stop shenanigans  :heart
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: MasterShakezula on July 21, 2012, 01:32:15 PM
It was fun, OP.  I'm glad I didn't get last place.  Listen to more Phish.  Pea ce.
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: lonestar on July 21, 2012, 01:59:56 PM
oh I have to thank you as well for putting up with my non-stop shenanigans  :heart

Did we have a choice? :P
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: WindMaster on July 21, 2012, 04:41:43 PM
Thanks, theseoafs. That was really awesome and a great experience for my first roulette!
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: DebraKadabra on July 21, 2012, 05:26:04 PM
oh I have to thank you as well for putting up with my non-stop shenanigans  :heart

Did we have a choice? :P

 :lol
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: Elite on July 22, 2012, 01:40:23 PM
That's probably the lowest score in any roulette ever. Wow :lol

What a way to get back home from a weekend away, congrats Lonestar!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: theseoafs on July 22, 2012, 09:59:55 PM
Yeah, thanks a lot for participating, everybody.  I heard a lot of great new music, and I've got quite a few ideas for my next time around the proverbial block.  It was a lot of fun.

I think I'll wrap up this thread the only way I know how...












oh I have to thank you as well for putting up with my non-stop shenanigans  :heart

;)
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: obscure on July 23, 2012, 12:35:10 AM
oh I have to thank you as well for putting up with my non-stop shenanigans  :heart

;)
;)









oh I have to thank you as well for putting up with my non-stop shenanigans  :heart

Did we have a choice? :P

 :lol

:Debra:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: lonestar on July 23, 2012, 12:35:52 AM
 :lol :heart
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: DebraKadabra on July 23, 2012, 12:37:33 AM
Did we have a choice? :P

 :lol

 :Debra:

:Debra: :heart
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: obscure on July 23, 2012, 12:40:19 AM
Did we have a choice? :P

 :lol

 :Debra:

:Debra: :heart
:lol :lol :lol :Debra:  :-*  :heart  :angel: :Debra: :hearts:
Title: Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. unbelievable.
Post by: DebraKadabra on July 23, 2012, 12:44:49 AM
 :rollin

 :hefdaddy