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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: MasterShakezula on December 27, 2011, 03:48:24 AM
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I am not turned on by loli.
I find it rather unnerving.
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girls that look like 12 year old boys. because it's gross.
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girls that look like 12 year old boys. because it's gross.
they are not doing the trick for me either :p
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Vaginas. They're fucking weird.
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Anything that is not a woman age 18 or older. Because....women are the only things that turn me on besides music.
*Some other restrictions may apply*
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Weiners. Because Vajingeys.
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(https://www.swotti.com/tmp/swotti/cacheY3JLZWQ=RW50ZXJ0YWLUBWVUDC1NDXNPY0JHBMRZ/imgCreed4.jpg)
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not having bosk1 to talk to
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Women who act like I should be turned on by them.
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not having bosk1 to talk to
And yes, on this note, bosk1 not liking me :-\
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Women who act too much like how dignified ladies should act all the time. I like it when girls look classy and beautiful, but have the mouth of a sailor and occasionally do bad things. This is probably due to the fact that I'm a complete goody-two-shoes myself. I don't want a woman who's the same way. I like her to be a little rough around the edges, but not too much to the point that it's unacceptable.
TMI? I don't care. It's a Cup thread.
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High heels. They're just unnatural and bad for your health. And I wand my women healthy and natural.
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And I wand my women healthy and natural.
That is the first time I've seen this euphemism used for sex.
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Semen, doggystyle, being choked, very quiet people, laziness, people with foot fetishes, people who don't know wtf foreplay is, men who eat lots of asparagus, women who don't let me return the favor, furries...
These are all pertinent in and outside of the bedroom ftr
I will think of more later. It's really early.
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Feet. Feet are probably one of the most disgusting pieces of the human anatomy. I hate touching feet. Urrrrrgh :(
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:lol idk... that made me lol hard....
:heart
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Jamesman's posts.
They make me feel awkward.
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Naked farts. Farts while wearing clothes are funny, but farts when naked is really gross....
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:lol :lol :lol
damn... this thread is quickly pulling me into frigidity.....
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:|
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men who eat lots of asparagus
...what? :lol
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ha ha if that is a reaction to what I said.... that's bullshit honey.... some things in life are not gonna happen... ever... :lol
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ha ha if that is a reaction to what I said.... that's bullshit honey.... some things in life are not gonna happen... ever... :lol
No it's basically a reaction to the majority of the answers here :lol
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The answers are hilarious .. :lol
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Naked farts. Farts while wearing clothes are funny, but farts when naked is really gross....
:rollin
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Women with hairy asses.
Also, the idea of eating a girl out is just disgusting to me.
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Also, the idea of eating a girl out is just disgusting to me.
You should get over that. You willbe rewarded in turn if you know what i mean
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Oh yeah, blowjobs.
Sorry, I'm incredibly fussy about what I put inside my mouth.
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Women who smoke, ugh.
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Also, the idea of eating a girl out is just disgusting to me.
You should get over that. You willbe rewarded in turn if you know what i mean
To say that it will be rewarded tenfold or even one hundredfold is an absurd understatement.
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I am not turned on by loli.
(https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/Genowyn/ilya.jpg)
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fake tits.
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Dogs that stink.
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Dogs that stink.
So a good smelling dog turns you on?
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Dogs that stink.
So a good smelling dog turns you on?
No :P
I've never, once, smelled a nice smelling dog :lol
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orange people
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Dogs that stink.
So a good smelling dog turns you on?
No :P
I've never, once, smelled a nice smelling dog :lol
But when that day comes...Oooohh :eyebrows:
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Dogs that stink.
So a good smelling dog turns you on?
No :P
I've never, once, smelled a nice smelling dog :lol
But when that day comes...Oooohh :eyebrows:
It willn't come. :|
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It willn't come. :|
Looks like someone forgot to pay the "won't" bill this month.
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orange people
(https://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/entries/icons/square/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif)
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It willn't come. :|
Looks like someone forgot to pay the "won't" bill this month.
I dun't get it.
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tattoos, swearing too much, dressing slutty (well, only really from a relationship perspective, because who doesn't love a slutty girl), passive aggressiveness, especially the facebook kind, etc etc etc
I like my women to dress conservatively and to speak with a dignified tongue. Is that so bad?!?!?!?
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Yes. Burn in hell.
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Dogs that stink.
So a good smelling dog turns you on?
No :P
I've never, once, smelled a nice smelling dog :lol
What about dogs watching while you try and have a romantic moment with your loved one? Or even worse. Try to smell or lick your ass when you're near climax. :o
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That's why you close the damn door and leave 'em in another room. Not rocket science, ace.
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:lol
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That's why you close the damn door and leave 'em in another room. Not rocket science, ace.
Yeah. But you have to admit that would be a turn off were it to happen.
Sometimes impromptu moments don't always yield the best pet spectator prevention.
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Gages/Stretched ears. So gross.
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reading...reading is really overated.. we have TV..
math.. who cares.. we have calculators..
and any combo of Oprah, Rosie O"Donell, and Roseanne Barr have all caused a testical to jump back into my body out of fright.. I had to coach it back out with the Sports Illustatrated Swimsuit edition..some warm oil and gentle cupping..
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Gages/Stretched ears. So gross.
Indeed. If they're just a tiny bit stretched I'm fine, but bigger ones are pretty gross.
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Gauges, fake tan, fake tits. I got over the whole "eating out" phobia (and yes it's extremely worth it), but it used to gross me out big time. Chicks who smoke need to go far away, and I feel similarly about the ones who drink themselves to death and don't pay any attention to their health.
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Girls who place a higher priority on doing things in a way their friends will accept rather than making their own decisions based on common sense and what's best for them.
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reading...reading is really overated.. we have TV..
math.. who cares.. we have calculators..
No. NO. I refuse to believe this is serious.
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That is truly hilarious! :rollin
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reading...reading is really overated.. we have TV..
math.. who cares.. we have calculators..
No. No. I refuse to believe this is serious.
I sure hope so.
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Bad hygiene, guys who are too 'vanilla' and afraid to try anything new sexually, submissiveness in men, guys who drink heavily and often, and guys who don't want a committment and a future.
I wasn't always this way, obviously there have been times when a guy chasing a relationship was a turn off, and times when I drank heavily so a guy drinker wouldn't bother me. But yeah that's my current list.
Edit: Ooh how could I forget? Guys who ain't into music, who say they LOVE music and it's their life, but in reality just listen to whatever's on the radio or in the charts. I don't have a problem with a partner being massively into a different genre of music than me or disliking much of the stuff I listen to, but a lack of passion for music means we're just never gonna get it on long term. I've dated musicians exclusively apart from one person.
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Dogs that stink.
So a good smelling dog turns you on?
No :P
I've never, once, smelled a nice smelling dog :lol
But when that day comes...Oooohh :eyebrows:
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Yes. Burn in hell.
Girls who place a higher priority on doing things in a way their friends will accept rather than making their own decisions based on common sense and what's best for them.
:clap:
finally the answer to the OP: this thread :lol
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anyone that isn't obscure.
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reading...reading is really overated.. we have TV..
math.. who cares.. we have calculators..
No. NO. I refuse to believe this is serious.
Seriously...
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You know what, fuck it, I'll say it. Heavy and or fat women. Call me shallow or an asshole, but I just can't find women exceptionally larger than myself attractive. My penis refuses to come out to play. Now slightly larger women? Sure there are exceptions. But it's directly proportional to have many chins and or extra folds you have.
I realize I'm not necessarily skinny, but I'm not expecting to be fuckin' anorexic chicks. Just ones who don't appear to be the size of a small moon.
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reading...reading is really overated.. we have TV..
math.. who cares.. we have calculators..
No. NO. I refuse to believe this is serious.
Sigz,,,, You are right..I do read menus... so I guess I am forced to read...as for DTF , I actually just hold my hand over the screen to take in the pixels and process them..
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anyone that isn't obscure.
People.. behold your DTFMOTY winner.. if its not James its fixed.. the man is on a serious roll..
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Visible ribs. Any girl as skinny as I am will look gross naked. I mean, I probably look gross naked, but I'm not worried about whether I turn myself on.
Also, chicks who babble and don't pay attention to what they're saying. If I make a clever pun based on a word you just used and you give me a blank stare because you weren't actually listening to anything you were just saying, it's probably because you're a brain-dead, worthless bitch who just enjoys the sound of her own voice. Probably.
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anyone that isn't obscure.
changed my opinion bout this thread.... :eyebrows:
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doggystyle
Why :huh:
women who don't let me return the favor
Nice. :D
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women who don't let me return the favor
Nice. :D
agreed! and I will so keen to let you honey :eyebrows:
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anyone that isn't obscure.
Wait...a post from Jamesman I can actually agree with?
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anyone that isn't obscure.
Wait...a post from Jamesman I can actually agree with?
thread getting better... now there's pretty much nothing that doesn't turn me on :lol
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anyone that isn't obscure.
Wait...a post from Jamesman I can actually agree with?
thread getting better... now there's pretty much nothing that doesn't turn me on :lol
wanna bet?
How about a bag of owl feathers dipped in caramel?
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anyone that isn't obscure.
Wait...a post from Jamesman I can actually agree with?
thread getting better... now there's pretty much nothing that doesn't turn me on :lol
wanna bet?
How about a bag of owl feathers dipped in caramel?
(https://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu51/senemn/moleyo.gif)
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Throw in an ice cream turtle shell :corn
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Serious answer. A women who puts expectations, structure, or rules to lovemaking. I hate feeling like I'm being judged or graded when giving face or laying pipe. The freer she is, the better I am. I like a woman who leaves the hang ups and shame on the floor with her panties, then it's party time. :metal
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Serious answer. A women who puts expectations, structure, or rules to lovemaking. I hate feeling like I'm being judged or graded when giving face or laying pipe. The freer she is, the better I am. I like a woman who leaves the hang ups and shame on the floor with her panties, then it's party time. :metal
:clap: beautiful, simply beautiful
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fake tits.
AGREE x BILLIONS AND BILLIONS
Small & Natural > Large & Fake
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Serious answer. A women who puts expectations, structure, or rules to lovemaking. I hate feeling like I'm being judged or graded when giving face or laying pipe. The freer she is, the better I am. I like a woman who leaves the hang ups and shame on the floor with her panties, then it's party time. :metal
(https://www.kirksnosehair.com/pics/smilies/banana2.gif) AWESOMESAUCE (https://www.kirksnosehair.com/pics/smilies/banana2.gif)
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Good one, RJ. I agree totally, except some rules are okay if there are things that really turn you off or freak you out. I think I'd rather know you're going to scream bloody murder if I put my finger in your ass before I do it :lol
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Just in case, you know ... you never know ... I will scream bloody murder.
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A friend from years ago had this couple he was friends with, who would sometimes go out with us when we had big group outings or something, and he had it from the husband that the wife would never have sex any way but missionary. No foreplay, no oral, no anything else. Just missionary. :facepalm: :facepalm:
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BORING
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Good one, RJ. I agree totally, except some rules are okay if there are things that really turn you off or freak you out. I think I'd rather know you're going to scream bloody murder if I put my finger in your ass before I do it :lol
I think 2012 should be our year.
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:eyebrows:
men who eat lots of asparagus
...what? :lol
It makes your semen taste bad.
too 'vanilla'
:tup
Also regarding the submissive thing, that can sort of turn me off too depending on my mood.
You know what, fuck it, I'll say it. Heavy and or fat women. Call me shallow or an asshole, but I just can't find women exceptionally larger than myself attractive. My penis refuses to come out to play. Now slightly larger
I don't think it's shallow; you can't help who you're attracted to. I myself love the big women :D
Visible ribs. Any girl as skinny as I am will look gross naked. I mean, I probably look gross naked, but I'm not worried about whether I turn myself on.
Also, chicks who babble and don't pay attention to what they're saying. If I make a clever pun based on a word you just used and you give me a blank stare because you weren't actually listening to anything you were just saying, it's probably because you're a brain-dead, worthless bitch who just enjoys the sound of her own voice. Probably.
:lol :tup
Also my ribs are kinda visible but I'm not skinny... but I also don't look that great naked IMO so maybe you're right.
women who don't let me return the favor
Nice. :D
agreed! and I will so keen to let you honey :eyebrows:
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doggystyle
Why :huh:
I dunno, it's just never done it for me. The angle is weird, doesn't feel that great. And it's always felt very... impersonal.
Now, if he's laying on my back that's another story ;D
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BORING
Also known as "DIVORCE" :lol
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BORING
Also known as "DIVORCE" :lol
In the blink of an eye :lol
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doggystyle
Why :huh:
I dunno, it's just never done it for me. The angle is weird, doesn't feel that great. And it's always felt very... impersonal.
Now, if he's laying on my back that's another story ;D
Hmm.. I don't think the angle is weird at all and in generally the "feedback" so to say is pretty great (apart from that it's very easy to go too deep) so it surprised me that you would say that. But everyone is different, I know.
And yeah, man lying on the back of the woman is such an awesome postition indeed. But doggystyle has the advantage that it's a lot easier to touch ... stuff, you know? :D
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I kinda agree doggystyle is impersonal. However, there are situations where doggystyle can be awesome. Depends on the mood - sometimes you've got to squeeze, and sometimes you've got to say "please".
But sometimes you just wanna fuck the shit out of each other.
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Doggystyle is also awesome as a "third time on a hot day" kind of thing.
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Women with hairy asses.
Also, the idea of eating a girl out is just disgusting to me.
The hairy asses I agree with. But eating a girl out is one of the most amazing things IMO, if their asses are clean and shaved I'll slip it in there too.
Doggystyle is also wonderful. In fact, I love doing anything and everything to a girl.
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I have no problem with impersonal.
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Doggystyle is also awesome as a "third time on a hot day" kind of thing.
And it's awesome if your partner has a great ass.
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True. And also, if your girl's stuff gets very sensitive after having climaxed once or twice doggystyle is the way to go as well.
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True. And also, if your girl's stuff gets very sensitive after having climaxed once or twice doggystyle is the way to go as well.
You can do so much with it. You can lean over and touch her, kiss her. You can put one leg in front and just fucking rock her world.
Thinking about it - what's there not to like?? :lol
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>thread called "What doesn't turn you on and why"
>spend a page talking things that do turn you on
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:lol
Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.
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I need a cold shower now :lol
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:lol
Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.
Genitals in general are just weird.
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General Genitals
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:lol
Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.
:rollin
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A friend from years ago had this couple he was friends with, who would sometimes go out with us when we had big group outings or something, and he had it from the husband that the wife would never have sex any way but missionary. No foreplay, no oral, no anything else. Just missionary. :facepalm: :facepalm:
I know someone's family member that thinks sex is only to procreate... they stopped having children 17 years ago. How they are still married I do not know.
:lol
Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.
TOOOO True
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Oh man :facepalm:
:lol
Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.
Genitals in general are just weird.
Yeah, looking at anyone's genitals definitely doesn't turn me on.
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Well, except Peter Steele's penis of course.
But I mean really, who isn't?
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Peter Steele is WAY too sexy to talk about in this thread.
Let's talk about this Peter instead:
(https://cdn1.hark.com/images/000/006/179/6179/original.0)
Better yet, let's talk about his peter.
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What of it? It's the size of a plantain. Whatevs.
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People who don't perform oral sex infuriate me. One of life's ultimate pleasures. No one is too good to go down.
I have no bizarre fetishes. I like every part of the female body.
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Peter Steele is WAY too sexy to talk about in this thread.
Let's talk about this Peter instead:
(https://cdn1.hark.com/images/000/006/179/6179/original.0)
Better yet, let's talk about his peter.
Jackie, this is supposed to be about things that don't turn me on.
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women who don't let me return the favor
Nice. :D
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IWK4_fb9HTo/TdJ7mQnwBUI/AAAAAAAAAIs/0RjGXoKPVig/s1600/southpark_nice.png)
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Oh man :facepalm:
:lol
Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.
Genitals in general are just weird.
Yeah, looking at anyone's genitals definitely doesn't turn me on.
It's called bumping uglies for a reason.
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Oh man :facepalm:
:lol
Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.
Genitals in general are just weird.
Yeah, looking at anyone's genitals definitely doesn't turn me on.
I don't know, I once stumbled upon some photographs on the interwebs of some fairly uninhibited young ladies and I experienced a tingling sensation....
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I'm extremely visual. Seeing a girls vagina definitely turns me on.
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This thread is making me fucking horny!!
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Good one, RJ. I agree totally, except some rules are okay if there are things that really turn you off or freak you out. I think I'd rather know you're going to scream bloody murder if I put my finger in your ass before I do it :lol
As long as said finger isn't put into my mouth after, were cool. That stuff all ready made that trip once.
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In a serious answer to this thread, feet. Why do people like feet?
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Attitude turns me right off. Down to earth is the way to go. *double entendre*
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Fake tan. In fact, placing any real importance in remaining tanned turns me off. And it's not just because I'm one of those people who cannot tan to save my life. To me, someone who considers a tan such a crucial factor in a person looking good likely has a fairly shallow (skindeep, even) perception of attraction. A good-looking person looks good tan or no.
Girls who wear too much makeup. Use it to enhance what you look like, not hide it completely and try to deceive everyone into thinking you look completely different to how you actually do. Girls who wear too thick makeup are screaming lack of self-confidence, and, again, a shallow sense of what makes a person look good. The best-looking girls are the ones who look amazing with only a touch-up of makeup, often one that's barely noticeable. The same logic applies to perfume as well.
Girls who come across like they have no real hobbies at all. If you do nothing but eat, sleep, shop, gossip, watch TV/movies, go on Facebook, and groom yourself, gtfo.
Girls who can't control themselves when it comes to pink and purple.
A lot of the time, piercings, particularly facial ones.
Girls who are overly thin. This is such a big turnoff, I invented the term "broomstick girl". I dunno, I just tend to prefer girls who are more in the direction of bold font than italics, shall we say. Bold generally coincides with curviness, boobs, etc, things I like, and I seem to find a number of girls of the larger variety more attractive than most guys do.
I also don't understand the feet thing. I can't think of a part of a girl's body I would less want to lick/suck/have in my mouth than her feet. Doesn't mean I wouldn't do it, if she got off on it, I suppose, but they'd have to be pretty damn clean.
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In a serious answer to this thread, feet. Why do people like feet?
I love sucking on my girlfriends toes. She doesn't like it, but I love it. I understand why people can't stand feet though.
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I don't.
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Fake tan. In fact, placing any real importance in remaining tanned turns me off. And it's not just because I'm one of those people who cannot tan to save my life. To me, someone who considers a tan such a crucial factor in a person looking good likely has a fairly shallow (skindeep, even) perception of attraction. A good-looking person looks good tan or no.
Girls who wear too much makeup. Use it to enhance what you look like, not hide it completely and try to deceive everyone into thinking you look completely different to how you actually do. Girls who wear too thick makeup are screaming lack of self-confidence, and, again, a shallow sense of what makes a person look good. The best-looking girls are the ones who look amazing with only a touch-up of makeup, often one that's barely noticeable. The same logic applies to perfume as well.
A lot of the time, piercings, particularly facial ones
I totally agree with all of these. :tup :tup
In fact, the tanning thing is so true, I am tweeting it. :coolio
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I don't.
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lol
also:
This thread is making me fucking horny!!
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lol
also:
This thread is making me fucking horny!!
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Feet. Feet are probably one of the most disgusting pieces of the human anatomy. I hate touching feet. Urrrrrgh :(
THIS
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(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/3/3/94%20Anti%20Doggystyle%20Demonstrater_thumb.jpg)
LAWL
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seriously though i can't think of anything better on this planet then doggystyle while pulling the hair. It's proof that there almost is a god.
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1) Not a sexual thing but it can make a chick less hot to me... ignorance of some things I think are (should be) common knowledge.
Like a girl I knew didn't know what touché or concur meant (and claimed that she didn't know the latter because she "doesn't know big words" like I do). Or the multiple girls I've known that said they couldn't handle not eating eggs when I said I was allergic to dairy or when I mentioned I couldn't eat wheat they'd say "But this only has flour." [edit]Though the latter, I never applied to chicks that were from somewhere that hardly ever consumes bread like us Americans lol[/edit]
2) Chicks that are too skinny. I like some meat on the bone, especially if said meat is toned.... :)
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1) Not a sexual thing but it can make a chick less hot to me... ignorance of some things I think are (should be) common knowledge.
Like a girl I knew didn't know what touché or concur meant (and claimed that she didn't know the latter because she "doesn't know big words" like I do). Or the multiple girls I've known that said they couldn't handle not eating eggs when I said I was allergic to dairy or when I mentioned I couldn't eat wheat they'd say "But this only has flour."
2) Chicks that are too skinny. I like some meat on the bone, especially if said meat is toned.... :)
yeah im never dating you
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I can't help it if I'd want a girl to know things that are pretty basic (like that eggs don't come from cows).
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Doggystyle is overrated.
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I can't help it if I'd want a girl to know things that are pretty basic (like that eggs don't come from cows).
ugh MEN
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James to sly: "WE ARE NOT A MATCH!"
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*pouts*
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Muscles/intensely superior strength
It's not a power issue really, but a safety one...some people feel "protected" in a relationship with a muscular guy, but it makes me feel like I'm gonna get raped.
Also, muscles aren't very cuddly.
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Holy crap stranger, long time no see. How goes it?
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Doggystyle is overrated.
You're doing it wrong.
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(https://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/3/3/94%20Anti%20Doggystyle%20Demonstrater_thumb.jpg)
LAWL
The fact that your username ends in "anus" makes this post even more golden than it was to begin with :laugh:
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Doggystyle is overrated.
You're doing it wrong.
Ok, cool.
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but it makes me feel like I'm gonna get raped.
one of my bfs made me feel like that.... sigh... how I miss that feeling.... makes everything it extremely exciting... takes it to another level....
oh and has someone mentioned pulling hair during doggy?... you're doing it right mate... I hate begging men to treat me harshly during sex... bloody hell....
oh sorry what turns me on again.... oh well.....
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Feet are awful.
Also, due to being spoiled by hentai in middle school, I'm really difficult to impress.
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fake tits.
AGREE x BILLIONS AND BILLIONS
Small & Natural > Large & Fake
More fakes, too much botox.
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Muscles. A little puppy fat is way more titillating to me.
Narrow-minded attitudes to sex. There are so many more avenues to the crescendo than vanilla thrusting. It pays not to be a bore in bed. Unless your partner is equally dull. Happy thrusting. :sadpanda:
Pain. A little discomfort can go a long way, but physical pain is where I draw the line.
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fake tits.
AGREE x BILLIONS AND BILLIONS
Small & Natural > Large & Fake
More fakes, too much botox:
(https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSjdsISFs1qV90hYqRbmC6d8btRrQbVStoXPcxdHdqkDZzPNTp)
If this is too traumatic, I'll remove the photo.
(https://www.kirksnosehair.com/pics/smilies/puke.gif)
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fake tits.
AGREE x BILLIONS AND BILLIONS
Small & Natural > Large & Fake
More fakes, too much botox:
(https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSjdsISFs1qV90hYqRbmC6d8btRrQbVStoXPcxdHdqkDZzPNTp)
If this is too traumatic, I'll remove the photo.
(https://www.kirksnosehair.com/pics/smilies/puke.gif)
eew..... I think I don't wanna have sex for the next.....
5 minutes :neverusethis:
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:lol
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oh! obscure loves having lots of sex haaha i got it!
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-Any over-usage of cosmetics, tanning (real or fake but a healthy looking natural tan can be downright awesome), other artifical means of beauty "enhancement."
-Being loud for the sake of attention at bars (like when a whole bunch of girls who haven't seen each other in, get this,......a whole two weeks, start screaming like retarded banshees when they first see each other and then either think "fuck everyone else for staring at us with dirty looks" or worse yet, are stupid enough to think the attention is positive rather than dirty looks.)
-Girls who expect to be treated like princesses and fail to realize the extremely wide gap between being truly valued and treated well versus being spoiled far beyond the extent of any sane and healthy relationship dynamic. Most of these types that I've seen also think they have no obligation to be awesome on their end of it either and think "just being me" should be enough for their man. Good luck once your looks go south ya uppity c***.
-Girls who don't like/aren't willing to give a chance to exotic cuisines. I doubt I'll be happy with any girl that won't go out for Thai, Greek, sushi, or Indian food with me. They don't have to like it all but at least some. I ain't eating chicken parmigiana at every anniversary dinner for the next 30 years.
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I know this will going against the grain around here, but I find most tattoos to be total turnoffs. Something small in an easily coverable spot is usually okay by me, but almost any tattoo on a woman that takes work to cover it up with clothing almost always looks trashy to me.
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I know this will going against the grain around here, but I find most tattoos to be total turnoffs. Something small in an easily coverable spot is usually okay by me, but almost any tattoo on a woman that takes work to cover it up with clothing almost always looks trashy to me.
I agree with this sentiment. I dislike tattoos on girls.
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I know this will going against the grain around here, but I find most tattoos to be total turnoffs. Something small in an easily coverable spot is usually okay by me, but almost any tattoo on a woman that takes work to cover it up with clothing almost always looks trashy to me.
I agree... it shows the propensity to make bad choices also..thats a turn off to me
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I actually see where you're coming from, Kev. That's why I made a distinction between girls that can and can't pull them off. Most of them do look trashy. But on the rare occasion that they work, it makes an already hot girl that much hotter.
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-Being loud for the sake of attention at bars (like when a whole bunch of girls who haven't seen each other in, get this,......a whole two weeks, start screaming like retarded banshees when they first see each other and then either think "fuck everyone else for staring at us with dirty looks" or worse yet, are stupid enough to think the attention is positive rather than dirty looks.)
lol.... reminded me of this episode of HIMYM (https://ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNaUJfyVzRU&feature=related)
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it shows the propensity to make bad choices
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it shows the propensity to make bad choices
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These same girls probably read books and do math.
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it shows the propensity to make bad choices
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it gives that connotation for sure.. a girl with massive sleeved tattoos to me is showing that she can not project into the future that it may be an unwise decision.. notice most girls who do that are quite young and not in their 30s 40s..etc..
thats just my "VIEW" LOL..
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I know this will going against the grain around here, but I find most tattoos to be total turnoffs. Something small in an easily coverable spot is usually okay by me, but almost any tattoo on a woman that takes work to cover it up with clothing almost always looks trashy to me.
I agree with this sentiment. I dislike tattoos on girls.
This.
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it shows the propensity to make bad choices
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These same girls probably read books and do math.
LOL LOL LOL.. well played Gad... well played.. but Id bet most of them are the ones who watch TV..LOL
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I actually see where you're coming from, Kev. That's why I made a distinction between girls that can and can't pull them off. Most of them do look trashy. But on the rare occasion that they work, it makes an already hot girl that much hotter.
Whatever turns you on. ;) But I will say that crazy girls with outrageous tats can be awfully wild in the sack. I'll give them that. :hat
Also, another total turnoff: a girl who smokes. Seriously.
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it shows the propensity to make bad choices
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it gives that connotation for sure.. a girl with massive sleeved tattoos to me is showing that she can not project into the future that it may be an unwise decision.. notice most girls who do that are quite young and not in their 30s 40s..etc..
thats just my "VIEW" LOL..
So the opposite view might be that girls with tattoos are adventurous and live life to the fullest. :xbones
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Really the entire idea that you can judge someone's decision making process based off of the fact that they have a tattoo is absurd.
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Really the entire idea that you can judge someone's decision making process based off of the fact that they have a tattoo is absurd.
I said it gives the "connotation"... id never judge ones heart be anything that superficial.. but society does judge..
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Really the entire idea that you can judge someone's decision making process based off of the fact that they have a tattoo is absurd.
I don't think I did that, but I'll leave it at this regarding tattoos:
I think they look unattractive, unnatural and gross. It's like a girl who plasters on too much makeup. It just looks unnatural. Gimme a natural beauty any day of the week. :coolio
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Haha Kev, Sigz wasn't directing that at you.
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I know, but I was clarifying for shits and grins. :biggrin:
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-Any over-usage of cosmetics, tanning (real or fake but a healthy looking natural tan can be downright awesome), other artifical means of beauty "enhancement."
-Being loud for the sake of attention at bars (like when a whole bunch of girls who haven't seen each other in, get this,......a whole two weeks, start screaming like retarded banshees when they first see each other and then either think "fuck everyone else for staring at us with dirty looks" or worse yet, are stupid enough to think the attention is positive rather than dirty looks.)
-Girls who expect to be treated like princesses and fail to realize the extremely wide gap between being truly valued and treated well versus being spoiled far beyond the extent of any sane and healthy relationship dynamic. Most of these types that I've seen also think they have no obligation to be awesome on their end of it either and think "just being me" should be enough for their man. Good luck once your looks go south ya uppity c***.
-Girls who don't like/aren't willing to give a chance to exotic cuisines. I doubt I'll be happy with any girl that won't go out for Thai, Greek, sushi, or Indian food with me. They don't have to like it all but at least some. I ain't eating chicken parmigiana at every anniversary dinner for the next 30 years.
:heart :heart :heart :heart
So the opposite view might be that girls with tattoos are adventurous and live life to the fullest. :xbones
:hat :heart
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Really the entire idea that you can judge someone's decision making process based off of the fact that they have a tattoo is absurd.
I don't think I did that, but I'll leave it at this regarding tattoos:
I think they look unattractive, unnatural and gross. It's like a girl who plasters on too much makeup. It just looks unnatural. Gimme a natural beauty any day of the week. :coolio
You sir, have it down pat.
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I don't really see the comparison with tattoos and makeup when it comes to "natural beauty" tbh. True they are not natural but unless people are covered in them or have them on their faces I don't really see them getting in the way of someone's natural beauty.
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I don't like tattoos at all, on guys or girls. I don't think guys should get them, nor do I think girls should. It has nothing to do with sex, though. A tattoo or two would not deter me from sleeping with someone.
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I don't mind tattoos.
Definitely agree with everyone saying that smoking is a big turn off.
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Really the entire idea that you can judge someone's decision making process based off of the fact that they have a tattoo is absurd.
I don't think it's absurd, just unreliable. I think there are plenty of girls with tattoos whose decisions to get them were poorly made. But there are some who did not make this decision on a whim and who will still be happy with their tattoos when they are old and saggy. The problem is that it's not easy to tell which kind of girl it is just by looking at them. If it's a tattoo of Courage the Cowardly Dog or her grandfather's initials and the date of his death, it seems pretty straightforward to me, but there's a lot of space in between those two extremes.
A tattoo can tell you a lot about a woman's decision-making ability, but it can be very difficult to analyze that information accurately.
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A tattoo can tell you a lot about a woman's decision-making ability, but it can be very difficult to analyze that information accurately.
Eh, I really don't see how a tattoo can tell you anything a person without knowing more about the person. Like even if it's Courage the Cowardly dog, you have no idea whether it was a drunken bet or something they spent two years thinking about before getting.
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A Courage The Cowardly Dog tattoo would be a big turn on for me.
Particularly if she spoke like Eustace.
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:lol
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A tattoo can tell you a lot about a woman's decision-making ability, but it can be very difficult to analyze that information accurately.
Eh, I really don't see how a tattoo can tell you anything a person without knowing more about the person. Like even if it's Courage the Cowardly dog, you have no idea whether it was a drunken bet or something they spent two years thinking about before getting.
I dunno. If someone spent two years thinking about it before deciding to get a tattoo of Courage, I think the number of acceptable reasons for going through with it would be very low. :lol
I see what you're saying though. And I kind of agree. Maybe what I should have said is that tattoos are more of a symptom of decision-making ability than a way to understand it. I mean, if someone has a temperature, they could have a zillion different illnesses, some of them life-threatening and some of them totally normal. So if someone has a tattoo, there could be a zillion different reasons, some of them reasonable and some (or most, in my opinion) of them idiotic. But you can't figure out the disease by knowing one symptom. So unless it's something really obvious (like a Courage the Cowardly Dog tattoo or insert some medical analogy here because I am not a doctor), you can't rely on the information or assumptions you're making.
Now I feel like all I'm doing is making my agreement with you sound like a disagreement, so I'm gonna quit now.
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-Girls who don't like/aren't willing to give a chance to exotic cuisines. I doubt I'll be happy with any girl that won't go out for Thai, Greek, sushi, or Indian food with me. They don't have to like it all but at least some. I ain't eating chicken parmigiana at every anniversary dinner for the next 30 years.
I don't mind a girl being a touch picky, but she HAS to be into French, and being into Greek is a definite bonus.
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it shows the propensity to make bad choices
Ugh, bad choices my arse. Unless I'm serious about a girl I don't give a damn about what she wants to do in 2 years, all I care about is what she wants to do for the next 2 hours :eyebrows:
As for what doesn't turn me on, to be honest not a lot. I blame years of searching the internet for ever more depraved porn.
Also Woflking, I feel like we would be friends.
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it shows the propensity to make bad choices
Ugh, bad choices my arse. Unless I'm serious about a girl I don't give a damn about what she wants to do in 2 years, all I care about is what she wants to do for the next 2 hours :eyebrows:
As for what doesn't turn me on, to be honest not a lot. I blame years of searching the internet for ever more depraved porn.
Also Woflking, I feel like we would be friends.
I hear ya pal. :tup I would have to blame years of porn too, some days I just can't get enough. :lol
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-Girls who don't like/aren't willing to give a chance to exotic cuisines. I doubt I'll be happy with any girl that won't go out for Thai, Greek, sushi, or Indian food with me. They don't have to like it all but at least some. I ain't eating chicken parmigiana at every anniversary dinner for the next 30 years.
I don't mind a girl being a touch picky, but she HAS to be into French, and being into Greek is a definite bonus.
I've never had French stuff other than desserts :(
Not because I'm not interested (I will try just about anything.. probably aside from animal testicles [human are another story]), just have never had the opportunity.
Now go make me something.
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On the whole "tattoos tell you if they make good decisions"...
Many times, getting a tattoo of a Chinese/Japanese character just has the person with something they THINK says "courage" or whatever but in reality says "dog shit."
But I know plenty of people in school who are into Chinese culture, know the language fairly well, and would pick the absolute perfect character for what they wanted to say.
Really the entire idea that you can judge someone's decision making process based off of the fact that they have a tattoo is absurd.
I said it gives the "connotation"... id never judge ones heart be anything that superficial.. but society does judge..
Such a cop-out. You're both saying that the tattoo implies she makes poor decisions while saying that only other parts of society are judging her about it. If you personally think it implies/connotes that she does, then you're demonstrably making a judgement (namely the judgement that tattoos tell you whether a person is likely making poor decisions).
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So let's not discuss what turns us on and discuss what does not turn us on. K?
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Jamesman..the thread was locked because it was beginning to be offensive to others. Your continued discussion of that fact is out of line. Knock it off.
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yes sir
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Another thing that does not turn me on is all the girls I often see who look like Princess Elise from Sonic 2006. I cannot possibly muster up arousal when being visually reminded of that awful game.
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wat
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1 watt = 1 J/s
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wat
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Nothing that hasn't been said already, but here's my list-
tattoos - fine if it's something small and out of the way, but they're still not attractive at all.
smokers - not even negotiable. Can even turn a 10/10 into a smoker/10.
short hair - as a general rule, every single girl ever looks undeniably better with long hair. ;)
dark tans / bleached blonde hair - Why do girls seem to think this is a surefire formula for hotness? It looks skanky and generic.
fake tits - I don't actually have a problem with them, just when they look like half soccer balls taped to someone's chest. Boobs should look like part of the body, not a separate entity. I prefer smaller real ones over bigger fake ones.
underweight - I like a girl who gets me thinking "make me a sammich", not a girl who gets me thinking "make yourself a sammich".
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A girl that says no, damn that's an instant cold shower there.
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Man did this thread (and it's fallen brother) make for good reading while I was out and about in NYC today :lol
Personally, I'm not super particular in that I don't have a singular type, I've found lots of different women attractive.
General turn offs:
Smoker- *Hate* that smell. I'll hold it against you (but not not hold it against you) if you smoke, but don't come at me with cigarette breath.
Unshaved Armpits- Saw more than my fair share of this in college, just doesn't work for me.
Reverse Cowgirl and Doggy style- Doggy Style can be salvaged if the lady has a particularly nice ass, otherwise not my favorite positions.
Also, girls who expect me to do all the pursuing. I'm the shy, quiet one dammit, I'm no good at going after womangs :lol
Things I Would Have Mentioned in the Other Thread:
Shorter/Smaller girls- By no means a dealbreaker, but I've always had a thing for girls on the shorter side.
Fishnets/Thigh Highs- :hat personified
Aggressive Girls- As the great Peter Venkman once said, "Men are very sensitive, you know. We need to feel loved and desired, too."
Cowgirl- Yes please.
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Wait, Bill you're not a virgin anymore?
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Wait, Bill you're not a virgin anymore?
heh, not quite, but I don't need to not be to know some of those things, and the others I feel pretty sure of based on... what I enjoy watching on my personal time (and where my head goes at those times).
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Doggy style
SEE?! I'm not the only one. Fuck you haters.
shy, quiet
You?! :omg:
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I've never been with a girl who smokes, but even though I don't smoke myself (or only when I'm drinking), I don't think I'd have any problem with it. It's not gonna turn me on, but it doesn't turn me off. As long as she didn't chain-smoke and constantly reek like a pack of tobacco.
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wat
Lack of capitalization and punctuation, on top of an odd spelling of “what”, will result in 1 killed boner.
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smokers - not even negotiable. Can even turn a 10/10 into a smoker/10.
(https://www.availableimages.com/images/pictures/2003/lost-in-translation/aph_8.jpg)
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smokers - not even negotiable. Can even turn a 10/10 into a smoker/10.
[img]https://www.availableimages.com/images/pictures/2003/lost-in-translation/aph_8.jpg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFRM8upElrE
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Penis
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I must be the only person here who doesn't mind smokers. I don't smoke myself, but I love the smell of it. I guess I'm weird.
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smokers - not even negotiable. Can even turn a 10/10 into a smoker/10.
(https://www.availableimages.com/images/pictures/2003/lost-in-translation/aph_8.jpg)
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She looks ok, but the second that cancer stick goes into her mouth, no thank you. No bigger turn off. :tdwn
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Dude... I don't like girls who smoke either but Scarlett Johansson can do anything she wants.
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As much as I detest tobacco, I feel SJ + tobacco will produce a positive value of attraction.
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-Girls who don't like/aren't willing to give a chance to exotic cuisines. I doubt I'll be happy with any girl that won't go out for Thai, Greek, sushi, or Indian food with me. They don't have to like it all but at least some. I ain't eating chicken parmigiana at every anniversary dinner for the next 30 years.
I don't mind a girl being a touch picky, but she HAS to be into French, and being into Greek is a definite bonus.
I've never had French stuff other than desserts :(
Not because I'm not interested (I will try just about anything.. probably aside from animal testicles [human are another story]), just have never had the opportunity.
Now go make me something.
maybe its just my perverted mind , but when lonestar said French and Greek, cuisine wasn't my first thought
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-Girls who don't like/aren't willing to give a chance to exotic cuisines. I doubt I'll be happy with any girl that won't go out for Thai, Greek, sushi, or Indian food with me. They don't have to like it all but at least some. I ain't eating chicken parmigiana at every anniversary dinner for the next 30 years.
I don't mind a girl being a touch picky, but she HAS to be into French, and being into Greek is a definite bonus.
I've never had French stuff other than desserts :(
Not because I'm not interested (I will try just about anything.. probably aside from animal testicles [human are another story]), just have never had the opportunity.
Now go make me something.
maybe its just my perverted mind , but when lonestar said French and Greek, cuisine wasn't my first thought
Glad someone caught it.
smokers - not even negotiable. Can even turn a 10/10 into a smoker/10.
(https://www.availableimages.com/images/pictures/2003/lost-in-translation/aph_8.jpg)
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She looks ok, but the second that cancer stick goes into her mouth, no thank you. No bigger turn off. :tdwn
Just wait till she puts that babymaking stick in her mouth, that will change things.
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;D
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Cigarette-smoking doesn't make me think of BJ's at all. I suppose my overall anatomy is simply too different from something so short and slender to really get that sort of comparison in my mind.
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Cigarette-smoking makes me think of the creepy before-and-after pictures from 8th grade health.
Not in a good way, mind you!
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Cigarette-smoking doesn't make me think of BJ's at all. I suppose my overall anatomy is simply too different from something so short and slender to really get that sort of comparison in my mind.
I don't think it makes anyone thing of BJs...
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Cigarette-smoking doesn't make me think of BJ's at all. I suppose my overall anatomy is simply too different from something so short and slender to really get that sort of comparison in my mind.
I don't think it makes anyone thing of BJs...
Almost everything makes me think of BJs. I should note that I'm a pack a day smoker.(of cigarettes, not teh dick)
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Cigarette-smoking doesn't make me think of BJ's at all. I suppose my overall anatomy is simply too different from something so short and slender to really get that sort of comparison in my mind.
I don't think it makes anyone thing of BJs...
Almost everything makes me think of BJs. I should note that I'm a pack a day smoker.(of cigarettes, not teh dick)
You save that for weekends, right? :P
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Cigarette-smoking doesn't make me think of BJ's at all. I suppose my overall anatomy is simply too different from something so short and slender to really get that sort of comparison in my mind.
I don't think it makes anyone thing of BJs...
Almost everything makes me think of BJs. I should note that I'm a pack a day smoker.(of cigarettes, not teh dick)
You save that for weekends, right? :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEr5DBOOnWI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEr5DBOOnWI)
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Cigarette-smoking doesn't make me think of BJ's at all. I suppose my overall anatomy is simply too different from something so short and slender to really get that sort of comparison in my mind.
I don't think it makes anyone thing of BJs...
Almost everything makes me think of BJs. I should note that I'm a pack a day smoker.(of cigarettes, not teh dick)
You save that for weekends, right? :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEr5DBOOnWI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEr5DBOOnWI)
Great band, and great song! :metal
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I was thinking of that one that comes in GTA: Vice City. EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEEEEND
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I was thinking of that one that comes in GTA: Vice City. EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEEEEND
I dated a girl who's favorite band was Loverboy, man she was hot when rocking out to that song.
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I was thinking of that one that comes in GTA: Vice City. EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEEEEND
I dated a girl who's favorite band was Loverboy, man she was hot when rocking out to that song.
The girls loved Loverboy. Took a chick to see them with Saga opening up. Great show.
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Oh man reading through this thread was just hilarious :lol
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Glad someone caught it.
:blush
I still don't get it :lol
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Really? Come on... :D
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the living.....
Nope I didn't read through the thread yet and i'm probably just repeating someone's joke
oh well whatevs I guess
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This whole thread....:lol
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Turn Offs: Racists, homophobic attitudes, and people who make random assumptions about gay people....for example......"All gay men love dance music"......BULLSHIT....I'm a gay metal head....go figure!!
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Same here dude!
o/
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Cigarette-smoking doesn't make me think of BJ's at all. I suppose my overall anatomy is simply too different from something so short and slender to really get that sort of comparison in my mind.
I don't think it makes anyone think of BJs...
Freud.
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Turn Offs: Racists, homophobic attitudes, and people who make random assumptions about gay people....for example......"All gay men love dance music"......BULLSHIT....I'm a gay metal head....go figure!!
You mean you don't like dance music?!?! Not even a little bit?!?!?
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I like dance music.
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I know I'm necro-ing a topic but I was reading through and the number one turn off for me came to mind....
Women who act like they are doing me a favor during the process. I will totally call it off.... I am very passionate (Scorpio ;) ) and when I'm getting down to business I always bring the heat. I won't fake it or phone it in ever. If you're not in the mood it's one thing but just be up front with that cause I will call out a stiff!!!
Outside of maybe a horrible personality (and if that's the case I wouldn't be concerned with turn on or turn off really anyway) or some horrid hygiene issue I'm good with whatever pleases. #1 turn on for me is the process of pleasuring in whatever necessary fashion :blush
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In a serious answer to this thread, feet. Why do people like feet?
As a foot fetishist myself, I could give you a serious answer to this question, but it might get TMI/creepy.
I love sucking on my girlfriends toes. She doesn't like it, but I love it. I understand why people can't stand feet though.
Wolfking. You're awesome.
o/
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In a serious answer to this thread, feet. Why do people like feet?
As a foot fetishist myself, I could give you a serious answer to this question, but it might get TMI/creepy.
I'm interested in the answer as well.
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I'm kind of a foot fetishist as well, and I really can't explain why I like it. I'm the same with hands - I love 'em!
But on topic, a couple of turn offs:
- Smoking
- When the girl expect me to do all the work
- Biting on the neck. Seriously, it just tickles! I love when they bite on the arm, but not on the neck! I don't wanna giggle when I'm trying to be passionate!
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I thought that this thread was loc.... :censored.. shit what am I doing?
anyway ... fun thread :laugh:
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This thread is the best thing ever.
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In a serious answer to this thread, feet. Why do people like feet?
As a foot fetishist myself, I could give you a serious answer to this question, but it might get TMI/creepy.
I'm interested in the answer as well.
Me too, I don't really get it.
And I hate people touching my feet, so unfortunately Drew, it looks like you and I are not a match.
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Also, the idea of eating a girl out is just disgusting to me.
You should get over that. You willbe rewarded in turn if you know what i mean
Seriously man... there is nothing better than my wife sitting on my face and just grinding away... love that. LOVE IT! :biggrin:
And trust me... you will be paid back. Sometimes your paid back at the same time...
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Post: "X is a really big turn off for me"
Response: "Dude you should get over X it's totally hot"
ಠ_ಠ
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People that are too self conscious and don't understand how beautiful they really are. I guess self esteem.
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Post: "X is a really big turn off for me"
Response: "Dude you should get over X it's totally hot"
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Pretty much this.
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People Smoking.
:tdwn
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I hate having smoking anywhere in the vicinity of me.
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Boobs. They freak me out.
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Fake boobehs because they... look fake.
Smoking because stinky mouth.
Tanning, because having skin that is darker than one's hair (like orange skin and blonde hair) is unnatural.
High heels because... what's the point?
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Boobs. They freak me out.
wat
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Fake boobehs because they... look fake.
Smoking because stinky mouth.
Tanning, because having skin that is darker than one's hair (like orange skin and blonde hair) is unnatural.
High heels because... what's the point?
It's not fair to assume smokers have stinky mouths. When I smoke, I chew gum, and my mouth tastes great afterwards, and this is a tip I learned from my other friends who smoke. We still make sure our mouths aren't disgusting :P
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Women who act like they are doing me a favor during the process. I will totally call it off.... I am very passionate (Scorpio ;) ) and when I'm getting down to business I always bring the heat.
People who think that the day they were born has anything to do with their attitude or sexual attributes. Sorry duder, we are not a match. :p
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Bad Teeth.
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Overly giant boobs.
pretty much anything that is fake.
Also, piercings and tatoos are totally sexy, even though they're artificial, i don't see them as modifications to body parts.
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flat, small or otherwise bad asses.
i showed courtney some squats that really work dat ass out. She saw my butt and was like "other than the hair, how do you get it to look so strong?" Bitch, I do squats. And now, she has dat ass.
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That reads like your GF thinks that hairy ass == strong ass.
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^:lol
I should like to hear more about these squats.
Sincerely,
Ginger with a depressingly flat ass
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She does barbell squats, deadlifts (both with pretty low weights. She's not super strong) runs, bikes, walks anywhere she can and I think she said she is doing one steppers or something. Can't recall the name. Google search actually does a good job. If I wasn't on my phone, id post links.
I just do the deadlifts and squats.
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-A bucket of ketchup.
-4 lbs of old saturated brown gravy.
-the left toe of a 2 week old chipmunk.
-women that don't have the wo.
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What a strange coincidence.
I'm not into any of that stuff, either.
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What a strange coincidence.
I'm not into any of that stuff, either.
Strange. Must be something in the air.
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You two have such high standards. No wonder you're single.
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Who said I was single? ;)
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You two have such high standards. No wonder you're single.
:lol We get it. You're almost married :P
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She's got shit loads of ketchup
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What about Thanksgiving? She got gravy?
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Sorry, but I just don't get the appeal of safe lunch.
No condiments, all the way, all the time!
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Screw safe lunch, I practice safe stargazing. I put a red balloon over my flashlight so not to obstruct my viewing. It's like a flashlight condom
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Women who act like they are doing me a favor during the process. I will totally call it off.... I am very passionate (Scorpio ;) ) and when I'm getting down to business I always bring the heat.
People who think that the day they were born has anything to do with their attitude or sexual attributes. Sorry duder, we are not a match. :p
I was kinda/sorta joking and going off of that idea because everyone always talks about how passionate Scorpios are.... But I'm also assuming you're joking and we are actually quite the match indeed and now am feeling a bit moist.... :hat
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In a serious answer to this thread, feet. Why do people like feet?
As a foot fetishist myself, I could give you a serious answer to this question, but it might get TMI/creepy.
Do enlighten us. I've been curious about that for a long time.
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High heels because... what's the point?
^^This. I fucking hate high heels.
flat, small or otherwise bad asses.
i showed courtney some squats that really work dat ass out. She saw my butt and was like "other than the hair, how do you get it to look so strong?" Bitch, I do squats. And now, she has dat ass.
truly, Snapple must be the Skakespeare of our time
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I, for some odd reason, really hate nail polish on the opposite sex. It's just always bugged me
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I, for some odd reason, really hate nail polish on the opposite sex. It's just always bugged me
It's a relief to know that you don't mind my neon blue crackle toe nails then :3
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Fake boobehs because they... look fake.
Smoking because stinky mouth.
Tanning, because having skin that is darker than one's hair (like orange skin and blonde hair) is unnatural.
High heels because... what's the point?
It's not fair to assume smokers have stinky mouths. When I smoke, I chew gum, and my mouth tastes great afterwards, and this is a tip I learned from my other friends who smoke. We still make sure our mouths aren't disgusting :P
Regardless, the residue is still there, you're just covering it up.
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High heels because... what's the point?
^^This. I fucking hate high heels.
da fuk.
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What doesn't turn me on? Actively not wanting to be with me.
I can't get turned on by a girl (in person, we're leaving porn out of this) who does not want to be with me.
Everything else is negotiable.
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Worn right they can look good, but yeah most of the time high heels looks really awkward.
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What I like about this forum is how we can be open and honest with one another. So I'll do my best to explain why I'm a foot fetishist, and in return, I simply ask that you don't judge me for it. Deal?
I've always liked feet for as long as I can remember. Ever since I was 4, 5, 6 years old at day-care, I remember being attracted to feet because the hot college girls who worked there used to walk around barefoot all the time. It's important to note how I perceived this at such a young age. When I was a little kid and still curious about sex and the body, etc., I saw going barefoot as a form of nudity.
Think about this for a minute: during normal social situations we cover up the feet in the same way we cover up the rest of the body. People don't normally walk around barefoot in public. So back in my early years when I would see those hot college girls take off their shoes, my interpretation was that they got a little bit naked. Does that make sense?
That way of looking at it has stuck with me into adulthood, even though I now know it's silly. Feet are normally covered up, and when they're not, it's arousing. In other words: the lack of clothing is what causes the initial attraction. Let's say a girl is wearing flip flops. I look at her feet and say "damn, those look nice." But when she takes the flip flops off, her feet instantly become 10 times sexier. Clearly, not much has changed since I was 5.
But of course there's more to it. As I grew up and became more observant I began to also like the way they look. I began to appreciate the shape, curves, and features of the female foot. Good feet on a woman look soft, smooth, delicate, feminine, and beautiful. They initiate a feeling of comfort in me and a feeling of appreciation and affection for the girl who has them. I simply find them very attractive. I'm having a hard time writing this part of my post because it's difficult to explain in words a purely natural set of reactions. What it boils down to is I like them because they look nice. They may look ugly to you, but I see a certain beauty in them that I consider myself lucky to be able to discern.
And yes, I have standards and criteria. Not all feet are attractive. Quite often, I see girls walking around in flip flops and I wonder why she's showing those things off. Some girls have disgusting feet. Feet that are excessively bony, feet that look filthy, and end toes that look like a painful red stump are all no-nos. They have to be obviously well taken-care of. They should appear smooth, free of blemishes, preferably small, a strong arch, the toes should be of proper length relative to the others, nail polish is nice, etc. Basically: the "cuter" they look, the better. It's worth mentioning that the attractiveness of a girl and the attractiveness of her feet don't always add up. Hot girls can have horrible feet and unattractive girls can have gorgeous feet. It all depends on the person.
I understand why most people think feet aren't sexy. Really, I get it. However, I don't think attraction to feet is bizarre. I think it's perfectly natural. I feel like I need to defend myself because people who don't like feet seem to think that foot fetishists are sick perverts. That's not the case at all. You know how guys check out the ass on a woman as she walks away, or stares at her boobs as she talks to you? That's normal, right? Well, we check out feet instead. Same difference. There's tons of worse fetishes out there. It's not like we get off on eating shit or anything, we're just attracted to a different part of the body. Keep in mind, also, that foot fetishism is BY FAR the most common fetish reported by human males. There's a lot more foot fetishists out there than you realize. It's likely that you personally know several in your own life. We just don't often talk about it for fear of being judged. That's why I'm taking a leap of faith by being completely open with you all about this.
Trying to explain this to non-foot fetishists is difficult. I've been writing this post for over an hour. I keep writing stuff and erasing it because it doesn't make sense or because it isn't clear. Looking over what I've written so far, I've done a terrible job of explaining this. I'm sorry. I suppose what that proves to me is that even I don't fully understand it. I'm sure there's all sorts of psychological factors that play into this that I'm unaware of. Here's the bottom line: I like feet because they're fucking sexy. Period.
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Though I do not care for feet, I can understand your feelings.
I feel that way about thighs. Which reminds me, I'm very glad it's shorts season nowadays! ^^
Also, I'm not turned on by catgirls.
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Shorts season is the best. I came out of the dorms one morning, and all around me, girls, girls in short shorts, and it was a good day that day.
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I feel ya Drew, I'm into armpits(shaved) myself, love the curve and look of them, and they're incredibly sensitive to the touch.
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Great post Drew, thanks for that insight. I don't find foot fetishes particularly weird or unnatural, it just happens to clash with the fact that I don't like feet :P I mean, I'm better now, but I'm pretty sure I've already told you guys the story of me accidentally kicking my mum in the face cos she tried to surprise me with a foot massage while I was lying on the sofa... Even now I can be a bit funny about people touching my feet if I'm not expecting it.
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Fake boobehs because they... look fake.
Smoking because stinky mouth.
Tanning, because having skin that is darker than one's hair (like orange skin and blonde hair) is unnatural.
High heels because... what's the point?
It's not fair to assume smokers have stinky mouths. When I smoke, I chew gum, and my mouth tastes great afterwards, and this is a tip I learned from my other friends who smoke. We still make sure our mouths aren't disgusting :P
Too bad your skin and lungs are rotting .
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Guys and girls that go out for the night in the middle of winter wearing barely any clothes at all .
Not really a turn off more of a :huh: what in God's name ? You're going to get pneumonia or something.
Going out when it's winter in shorts and a t shirt doesn't make you look "hard." - It makes you look *stupid*. :)
Also i find it hilarious when those typs of guys go out " on the pull " and they are all wearing the same outfit. White shirt untucked and jeans and them
winklepickers.
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What a strange coincidence.
I'm not into any of that stuff, either.
Strange. Must be something in the air.
:rollin
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Shorts season is the best. I came out of the dorms one morning, and all around me, girls, girls in short shorts, and it was a good day that day.
I prefer the cotton sundress side of the season, but really, how can you go wrong with more skin?
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Shorts season is the best. I came out of the dorms one morning, and all around me, girls, girls in short shorts, and it was a good day that day.
I prefer the cotton sundress side of the season, but really, how can you go wrong with more skin?
(https://www.dreamstime.com/obese-woman-cellulite-legs.-thumb4796952.jpg)
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So hot!!!
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*shit about foot fetishism*
Dude, that was an awesome post.
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*shit about foot fetishism*
Dude, that was an awesome post.
Yeah, I'm thinking about letting my "thing" for BingoWings go and give this a try.
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Fake boobehs because they... look fake.
Smoking because stinky mouth.
Tanning, because having skin that is darker than one's hair (like orange skin and blonde hair) is unnatural.
High heels because... what's the point?
It's not fair to assume smokers have stinky mouths. When I smoke, I chew gum, and my mouth tastes great afterwards, and this is a tip I learned from my other friends who smoke. We still make sure our mouths aren't disgusting :P
Too bad your skin and lungs are rotting .
So kind of you sir. I had no idea smoking was unhealthy, thank you for pointing it out for me. Good thing I only smoke a few times a week too.
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*shit about foot fetishism*
Dude, that was an awesome post.
Indeed. Really, thanks for taking the time to post that. I'm just wondering why you were so cautious and wary; have you ever gotten really bad reactions? I mean, it's not THAT out there.
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Worn right they can look good, but yeah most of the time high heels looks really awkward.
Saw a girl in high heals fall all over the Whole Foods during lunch today. Funny as shit. I was about 5' behind her, actively checking her out, then her legs started to go. There was this absolutely awesome 3 seconds or so where both legs were starting to wobble and you knew exactly what was coming, then down she went. I'd have offered to help her up, but she was in too big a hurry to get up and scurry off before too many people noticed.
And to be clear, I wouldn't generally laugh at somebody for falling down; shit happens. But, if you fall down because you're wearing impractical shoes that you can't walk in, in the misguided belief that it makes you more attractive, I'm gonna LMFAO.
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:lol
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https://youtu.be/TXZ0fWkAghA
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OH MY GOD THEIR REACTIONS :rollin
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That was fucking gold. :rollin
Worn right they can look good, but yeah most of the time high heels looks really awkward.
Saw a girl in high heals fall all over the Whole Foods during lunch today. Funny as shit. I was about 5' behind her, actively checking her out, then her legs started to go. There was this absolutely awesome 3 seconds or so where both legs were starting to wobble and you knew exactly what was coming, then down she went. I'd have offered to help her up, but she was in too big a hurry to get up and scurry off before too many people noticed.
And to be clear, I wouldn't generally laugh at somebody for falling down; shit happens. But, if you fall down because you're wearing impractical shoes that you can't walk in, in the misguided belief that it makes you more attractive, I'm gonna LMFAO.
I can't argue, once your offer of help is refused, the door to laughter is wide open.
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*foot fetish thing*
I completely and wholeheartedly agree. Feet are fucking sexy. End of story.
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*shit about foot fetishism*
Dude, that was an awesome post.
Indeed. Really, thanks for taking the time to post that. I'm just wondering why you were so cautious and wary; have you ever gotten really bad reactions? I mean, it's not THAT out there.
Generally speaking, it's a very misunderstood subject. I'm always careful when talking about it. Of course, a lot of that has to do with the "love it or hate it" factor. People are either foot fetishists, or they find feet disgusting. I've never noticed any sort of middle ground. Since the majority of people aren't foot fetishists, it's developed a reputation as a deviant and bizarre sexual preference. When in reality, it's harmless. I've just learned through personal experience to be on the defensive whenever I discuss it with anyone.
*foot fetish thing*
I completely and wholeheartedly agree. Feet are fucking sexy. End of story.
:tup
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*shit about foot fetishism*
Dude, that was an awesome post.
Indeed. Really, thanks for taking the time to post that. I'm just wondering why you were so cautious and wary; have you ever gotten really bad reactions? I mean, it's not THAT out there.
Generally speaking, it's a very misunderstood subject. I'm always careful when talking about it. Of course, a lot of that has to do with the "love it or hate it" factor. People are either foot fetishists, or they find feet disgusting. I've never noticed any sort of middle ground. Since the majority of people aren't foot fetishists, it's developed a reputation as a deviant and bizarre sexual preference. When in reality, it's harmless. I've just learned through personal experience to be on the defensive whenever I discuss it with anyone.
Yeah, I get it. As someone with a fetish which I won't even start talking about, I never even discuss it with anyone ever. I think this is the first time in my whole life I actually even mentioned having a fetish for something. Yeah, end of story. To me, it makes you even more awesome that you dared post about it :P
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Shit, now we all want to know :lol
But that really must be hard, feeling like you have to keeps something secret that you can't even have control over.
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Shit, now we all want to know :lol
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yeah, I figured that.
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Gadough, what you said was fascinating, and I wanted to comment on something. You said that you had a positive feeling towards feet since you were a kid. I feel somewhat the same way. Not about feet, but I've noticed that I've like certain turn-ons that I have since before puberty. Strange, huh?
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Huh, that is interesting. Maybe it's even genetic?
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Boobs. They freak me out.
WHO ARE YOU
The only thing for me is plastic. Or to be more precise, silicone.
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yeah, I figured that.
Come on. It can't be that bad.
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yeah, I figured that.
Come on. It can't be that bad.
We support you, Elite :tup
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yeah, I figured that.
Come on. It can't be that bad.
We support you, Elite :tup
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yeah, I figured that.
Come on. It can't be that bad.
We support you, Elite :tup
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Plus, it's not like any of us actually know you.
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https://youtu.be/TXZ0fWkAghA
Awesome. That's exactly what Whole Foods Girl looked like with the wobbly legs. :rollin
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Boobs. They freak me out.
WHO ARE YOU
The only thing for me is plastic. Or to be more precise, silicone.
So saline fakes are OK? ;)
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(https://cache.ohinternet.com/images/d/d7/LOL_WUT_PEAR.jpg)
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You implied that the turn-off is silicone, as opposed to the implants (which aren't made of silicone anymore). lol
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I mean I was partly joking, partly didn't know that. But yes, the implant part is the part I don't like. :p
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:)