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General => Archive => Forum-related => Topic started by: Edan the Man on September 23, 2011, 05:08:48 AM
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Ok here's something I want to try out, I don't know how successful it will be, it all depends on participation and if I can get over being lazy. It is as the thread title states, a Choose Your Own Adventure thread but with short COMICS (illustrated by yours truly) playing out the story rather than text. There are pretty much no rules for how this can go, come up with anything for Duncan to do and whatever seems to be the most popular idea, or whatever amuses me the most will continue the story (or kill Duncan horribly). This might go slowly at first, but will hopefully pick up some speed when I get used to drawing these things.
We're mainly aiming for just plain fun and humor, don't worry about "winning" the game or Duncan's survival, everything is for the lulz (to a certain extent anyway, we can't do completely random insane unrealistic suggestions every single step afterall).
So I think that's everything, if there are any questions go for it. SO LETS DO THIS. I PRESENT TO YOU, CHAPTER ONE OF DUNCAN'S AMAZING JOURNEY
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg1.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg2.jpg)
WHAT WILL DUNCAN DO??
Some ideas of things to suggest would be "Check for survivors", "run away", "cook fish", etc.
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Attempt to take control of the flames with his mind to construct a flame golem that will be his comrade
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(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg3.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg4.jpg)
You are now on fire, decide how to react accordingly.
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Pee yourself.
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Run flailing like a madman to the ocean, jump in, then use your mind to construct a water golem to battle the flame golem.
Cool thread idea, btw.
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Jump into the well.
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I gotta go to work soon, so I'll update this in about... 9 hours.
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Oh god this is great. :lol
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Run flailing like a madman to the ocean, jump in, then use your mind to construct a water golem to battle the flame golem.
Cool thread idea, btw.
The only reasonable choice.
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This thread pleases me.
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Pee on the fire.
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Ok, this took WAY longer than I had originally planned :lol, but here we go:
Run flailing like a madman to the ocean, jump in, then use your mind to construct a water golem to battle the flame golem.
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg5.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg6.jpg)
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"Marjorie"
Attempt to have Marjorie the water golem attack the fire golem. If you fail, swim to safety, bypassing the fire golem and going to a river instead of the conveniently near ocean.
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Wet Willy, The Watery Warrior.
And order him to drench the entire Earth so thoroughly that no fire could possibly continue to burn.
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Magikarp.
Command him to use splash.
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This is fucking incredible. :lol
Name him Biomech and give him robot arms with guns that shoot knives.
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Magikarp.
Command him to use splash.
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(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg8.jpg)
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WHAT DO??!
Also, new idea. Along with any action suggestion, you may also suggest a single line of dialog for Duncan to speak. Ideally something relevant to the proposed action, but really it can be any random thing just for kicks, and I'll try to work it into the next installment somehow. Speaking of, sorry these are going slow, but planning and drawing each thing takes quite a while, and with work I only really have time to do it when I get home in the morning. I hope just one/two a day will suffice :P
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Take as long as you need to draw them, because they're awesome and really the fun of the thread. :tup
I say that Duncan should command Karp to throw a handful of wet dirt into the big fire troll dude's eyes, then try to devise some Power Ranger-like method of making Karp super big so he can fight.
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Can't see last img.
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Can't see last img.
Works fine for me (and Blob, clearly). Anyone else have this problem?
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Urinate on the fire demon. Liquid is liquid.
Oh, and for the line, "You have officially PISSED me off"
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Urinate on the fire demon. Liquid is liquid.
Oh, and for the line, "You have officially PISSED me off"
I have to 1-up this. :lol
Your drawing is amazing, nearly every panel has me laughing. Especially the "derp" one. :lol
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Thanks! ;D
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(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg11.jpg)
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I love your avatar. :lol
Apologize to him and ask if he can help you save the village, and if you can have his helmet.
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I approve of this thread ;D
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:lol Looks like you've combined a couple there. Excellent work.
I say you pick up the guy's ax and chop off his head complete with another terrible pun like "You've just been given the ax".
Then summon the pee into a pee golem? I don't know. :lol
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I love your avatar. :lol
Apologize to him and ask if he can help you save the village, and if you can have his helmet.
I agree with this.
By the end of the week, this thread is going to be my favorite thread in the universe.
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Duncan and Karp get so caught up in a lengthy, elaborate victory dance that they don't notice the entire town has now burned down. The troll then points and laughs at them like Nelson.
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:lol Looks like you've combined a couple there. Excellent work.
I say you pick up the guy's ax and chop off his head complete with another terrible pun like "You've just been given the ax".
Then summon the pee into a pee golem? I don't know. :lol
I suggest "Careful with that axe, Eugene" and naming him Eugene
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This is great.
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I suggest that you take the ax, and as you chop off his foot scream, "Eat my ass and balls you Johnny Storm wannabe!"
Then summon the severed foot into a small fire golem the same size as the water golem, and name it Kevin Moore.
The fire demon then hops off on one foot never to be seen again.
The two golems are now both Duncans faithful sidekicks.....Karp and Kevin.
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:lol Looks like you've combined a couple there. Excellent work.
I say you pick up the guy's ax and chop off his head complete with another terrible pun like "You've just been given the ax".
Then summon the pee into a pee golem? I don't know. :lol
I suggest "Careful with that axe, Eugene" and naming him Eugene
+1 to this.
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Oh man lots of different suggestions this time :lol
I'll be thinking about it at work, update in the morning as usual.
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Wear the helmet. Take the axe. And ignore the village and instead cause mayhem in the surrounding countryside.
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I'm getting ahead of the story here, but after Kevin is created, and the first fire golem "hops" away; Duncan, Karp, and Kevin turn back to find the village now in ruins, so they set off to find the Count of Tuscany who has the power to restore the village and set things right.
Once the quest begins and they are on their journey, Karp and Kevin are quickly seduced by a couple of sirens and tell Duncan they will catch up with him later, while they stay to get their freak on for a while. :lol So Duncan now has to continue on the quest for now alone, but undaunted.
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This thread <3
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I'm getting ahead of the story here, but after Kevin is created, and the first fire golem "hops" away; Duncan, Karp, and Kevin turn back to find the village now in ruins, so they set off to find the Count of Tuscany who has the power to restore the village and set things right.
Once the quest begins and they are on their journey, Karp and Kevin are quickly seduced by a couple of sirens and tell Duncan they will catch up with him later, while they stay to get their freak on for a while. :lol So Duncan now has to continue on the quest for now alone, but undaunted.
One step at a time please :lol
I already have a very basic story planned by the way, and a few characters. The problem is just getting to it with all the random fucking around Duncan inevitably does following DTF's commands :lol
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Just a small update right now, a bit prematurely. Working on the rest of this chapter now, just hitting a couple snags and felt like throwing out a little bit of it for you guys while I finish up the rest. So no suggestions right now, just be good boys and girls and wait for the rest of your update (which I'm attempting to get done before going to bed).
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg13.jpg)
I kinda liked the orc guy :'(
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YAY you chose my quote :biggrin:
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Ok here's the rest! Still not a very long chapter, I spent a lot of time art wanking on this one, so to speak :lol. Anyway, I'm attempting to advance the plot now:
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg14.jpg)
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1. Help Duncan remember his friend's name.
2. WHAT DO?!
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Challenge the orc king to a game of Yahtzee to determine who gets Petunia (her name is Petunia)
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Challenge the orc king to a game of Yahtzee to determine who gets Petunia (her name is Petunia)
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Challenge the orc king to a game of Yahtzee to determine who gets Petunia (her name is Petunia)
OMFG yes.
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Alrighty, sorry about no update this morning, decided to take a little break. BUT ITS OK, because I have no work tonight or tomorrow, so tons of time for Duncan'ing. Anywho, just started the next chapter, here's one page while I finish it up.
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg16.jpg)
Epic Yahtzee battle soon to come. Feel free to suggest any lines for Duncan to say while yahtzee'ing his opponent into submission.
Oh and I like the name Petunia by the way, good call.
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Fucking epic. I can't wait for this. Can't think of any lines of dialogue, but a phallic joke about a Large Straight would be pretty funny.
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By the way, I have no idea how to actually play Yahtzee, so there may be a slight delay while I perform some research :lol
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By the way, I have no idea how to actually play Yahtzee, so there may be a slight delay while I perform some research :lol
Damn, you're missing out. That game is fun as shit.
It's also kind of confusing. Feel free to challenge him to a card game of War instead.
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I'd like to see the Orc King guy put on little reading glasses and be very polite throughout the game. I can't think of any lines though.
I love Yahtzee. :biggrin:
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By the way, I have no idea how to actually play Yahtzee, so there may be a slight delay while I perform some research :lol
Damn, you're missing out. That game is fun as shit.
It's also kind of confusing. Feel free to challenge him to a card game of War instead.
THERE IS NO TURNING BACK NOW
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I'd like to see the Orc King guy put on little reading glasses and be very polite throughout the game.
Yes. :lol
Another potentially fun angle would be to have the orc be a fucking Yahtzee expert and kick Duncan's ass at it.
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Duncan - "My large straight (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more) beats your full house."
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I want the orc to add a stipulation to the game - IT'S BOGGLE YAHTZEE. He shall add a bunch of letter dice to the game, and they shall play the most convoluted and non-sensical variant of Boggle/Yahtzee ever seen. It must include at least one person saying "YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP".
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Love those last two suggestions, but unfortunately I was a bit too far into this already to implement either :lol
Anyway here's the latest, it took WAY too long but I like it.
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg17.jpg)
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Now Duncan needs a cool one liner to say, and I need to stop drawing for a little while
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I love it. :lol
And one liners aren't really my thing. But make him put on sunglasses when he says it. :hat
Her name was Zelda, she's totally a Zelda.
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YAHTZEE MONTAAAAAGE!
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New sig :neverusethis:
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That was on House a couple of times. I think.
i loooooove iiiiiittttttt
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The montage pic is fucking priceless. :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
One-liner: Something about "You've got no game".
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"Mess with me, you know it's going to be a dicey affair, Evil Guy"
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Still following with great interest; I'm just fairly uncreative when it comes to ideas.
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Annd we're back!
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Perfect sunglasses. :heart
As for the story:
Introduce Petunia to Karp. Look around the village for inspiration on what to do next, maybe?
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Sexytime.
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Duncan discovers he is gay.
No, not a stupid joke.
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She turns out to be a succubus.
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on the subject of the fire demon: good job america, you have once again put to death a man with no trial and no evidence of his guilt.
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also, my bid for story advancement:
find a survivor in the town who might have seen who set everything on fire and which direction they came from maybe??
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Well, fine if you don't like our suggestions, but do SOMETHING. ;D
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porno
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Sorry, just been busy, hadn't had much of a chance to draw some Duncan. :lol
BUT HERE TAKE YOUR STINKIN' COMIC.
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg22.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg23.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/map.jpg)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TIME TO START AN ADVENTURE.... or is it? You decide what to do/where to go.
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Take Petunia and Karp to the lake.
Have Karp use Surf.
Surf through lake/river/sea to reach Sandwood.
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Take Petunia and Karp to the lake.
Have Karp use Surf.
Surf through lake/river/sea to reach Sandwood.
Agreed!
I sang it. "YOU GOT A MAAAAAAP!"
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I'm down.
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Duncan wants to go home for times with the miss, but has the map upside down and goes to Sandwood instead :hat
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Alright, I know its been a few days, but now its time to get back on track here. I quite like this update too!
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg24.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg25-1.jpg)
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So convince Petunia to get on MEGAKARP. Or, you know, do whatever. Anything goes!
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Tell her it comes with a vibrator.
Or, if we're going for a more family friendly adventure, tell her you'll be fine without her. She's kind of a bitch anyway. ;D
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"But baaaaby...Never mind, you're ginger, there'll be some hot girls in Sandwood!"
Wave good bye to her and begin the perilous water journey to Sandwood. Strip down to the boxers because you want to get a tan for the hot Sandwood skanks.
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"But-but-but I saved your life..." insert sad puppydog eyes here...
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karp just picks her up and throws her on his back. she sulks.
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"But baaaaby...Never mind, you're ginger, there'll be some hot girls in Sandwood!"
Wave good bye to her and begin the perilous water journey to Sandwood. Strip down to the boxers because you want to get a tan for the hot Sandwood skanks.
This, lets get of the often walked path.
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He says nothing, reclines in a sexy position, and like sheer magnetic science, she's on Karp.
Then a maelstrom happens and They're sucked in. She blames him entirely.
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Edan, your drawing and your humour are just fantastic, and the way you're incorporating DTF's ideas is really funny. Keep up the great work, I'll be joining in now! :D
karp just picks her up and throws her on his back. she sulks.
I like this idea.
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Yay for more people!
Though, I should like... start posting when I make a decision and start working, so you guys don't waste funny ideas, since at this point any suggestions aren't gonna happen as I've been drawing for an hour or two now :lol
I'm always accepting compliments though :neverusethis:
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I can deliver tons of compliments if you teach me how to create a link like your sig ... an image link I mean.
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You just gotta use IMG tags inside of URL tags, like so:
[url=https://www.somewebsite.com][img]https://www.linktosomeimage.jpg[/img][/url]
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Yay for more people!
Though, I should like... start posting when I make a decision and start working, so you guys don't waste funny ideas, since at this point any suggestions aren't gonna happen as I've been drawing for an hour or two now :lol
I'm always accepting compliments though :neverusethis:
NO. Compliments only come with suggestions. But seeing as your stuff is so good, I'll just have to keep posting pointless suggestions.
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Less posting, more drawing.
I still think my favorite joke so far was the beginning "It is a place of peace, except when it is a place of BEING ON FIRE". Kills me every time. :lol
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Oh man. How did I completely miss this thread for so long?
I guess it's too late to get in on the suggesting this time around, but this is definitely one of the best things I've seen on the internet. I love the artwork (I'm a sucker for this kind of simplistic, colorful style) and the story is fantastic! Great ideas all around. That Yahtzee Montage is so wonderful. :lol So yeah, keep it up!
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Though, I should like... start posting when I make a decision and start working, so you guys don't waste funny ideas, since at this point any suggestions aren't gonna happen as I've been drawing for an hour or two now :lol
I was going to suggest this. Sometimes I don't want to suggest something after it's been a little while because I assume you've probably already started. But I always enjoy seeing the next part, like a kid waiting for Christmas.
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You just gotta use IMG tags inside of URL tags, like so:
[url=https://www.somewebsite.com][img]https://www.linktosomeimage.jpg[/img][/url]
Excellent... once I have artwork posted I invite you to join the site.
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I'm almooooost done the next one now. I really did some show-offy panels in this one, so its ended up taking longer than any other comic so far. If you appreciate the artwork so far, you should like this one.
And yeah I should be working instead of posting, but I need to distract myself with a short break every so often, so why not tease you guys while I do it.
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Hey, I can relate to that, I should be doing my coursework instead of browsing DTF, and yet here I am.
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OK FINALLY, HERE.
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg28.jpg)
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Because Qs should come before Us lolol
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That is great :')
"Because...Umm...I have a sexy lady sacrifi-"
Pause. Look back to the direction you came from.
"...Goddamnit."
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Oh by the way, I hate all of you for making me draw so much water.
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Because Qs should come before Us lolol
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call his bluff, tell him that no amount of smashing is going to bring his sister back.
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Tell him you stole is 1st edition holographic Charizard card, and he'll never find it if he kills you.
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Dude, water is awesome!
"Because Karp is your father!!!"
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Try to calm Aqros down with a tummy rub.
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Because Qs should come before Us lolol
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Because Qs should come before Us lolol
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Just as a heads up, I'll be seeing Dream Theater tonight (before which I must go on a lengthy road trip), and then seeing Devin Townsend the next night. So it might be a couple days until more Duncan arrives, while I am preparing to rock, rocking, recovering from rocking, preparing to rock again, rocking even harder, and recovering again.
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Can Megakarp amass more water onto himself and fight back?
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Alrighty, concerts are done with (both amazing by the way), and I'm feeling less exhausted now. So let's get to it, starting work on the next chapter now.
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Partial update now, there's still more to go with this chapter, I just wanted to get this bit out now because epic picture.
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg32.jpg)
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What will happen next?! Find out soon.
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Fuck yeah!!!!
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And the rest!
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(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg36.jpg)
Karp is missing, as are most of your clothes. What is our course of action?
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woo
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Find sunglasses on the beach and say:
"Hopefully next time I come to Sandwood, there won't be sand in my wood"
YEEEAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
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:lol
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woo
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/woo.jpg)
You decide to woo.
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Look for the map, and hot chicks.
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Also make sure your next post is awesome since it'll be #1000 Edan :justjen
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Find the map, and maybe some clothes. As long as we don't end up in a really cold place very soon, the clothes aren't too big of a deal.
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How about making a sand elemental, or maybe one out of the dead crabshells on the beach.
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dig a giant hole in the sand and sleep.
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Look at the sea, eyes filled with tears. Yell "KARP! KAAAARP!!"
And then I want either an eye-watering goodbye, or a "whatevs." followed by some random fuckery.
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Look at the sea, eyes filled with tears. Yell "KARP! KAAAARP!!"
And then I want either an eye-watering goodbye, or a "whatevs." followed by some random fuckery.
Follow it with a Cartman like "well screw you too, then build the elemental out of crab shells.
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Shorter update this time, to keep myself from going insane.
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg37.jpg)
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Looks like it's time for Duncan to dust off his bitch slappers.
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build up to a very tense shouting match and just as it is about to erupt into fighting,
they make out.
cut to: next morning, she wakes up and the prot has taken off with karp and also most of her clothes
sandwood, ho
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I like her already. :lol
Challenge her to an epic duel - tiddlywinks, first to 1000 wins.
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I have never heard of tiddlywinks until you just mentioned it... interesting suggestion I guess :lol
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build up to a very tense shouting match and just as it is about to erupt into fighting,
they make out.
cut to: next morning, she wakes up and the prot has taken off with karp and also most of her clothes
sandwood, ho
Oh, this. But I want her to make a comeback in the story!
The Karp mourning is excellent. :lol
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I am working on the next part of this now, in case anyone was wondering, just getting lots of distractions this morning >:(
Hopefully I'll be able to post it up before I must sleep.
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Your sleep should be secondary to our entertainment, always.
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Your sleep should be secondary to our entertainment, always.
UNDERSTOOD. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Duncan is walking to Sandwood now, he will magically be there by the next comic, so decide what to do when you get there.
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The lass should become a comical villain, and every time they meet up, they end up getting their freak on, just a note
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The lass should become a comical villain, and every time they meet up, they end up getting their freak on, just a note
^I would devote myself to this comic if that happened.
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I like Darky's idea.
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He should arrive in Sandwood wearing her clothes.
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So I've drawn almost 50 pages of this comic so far... wow :lol
I didn't think it would make it this far, thanks to everyone for making it not suck :tup
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^You should have Duncan get pissed at you because you're keeping him from exploring Sandwood ho!
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I've been at work for the past 9 hours :P
Be patient my friend.
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Try quitting your job.
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The lass should become a comical villain, and every time they meet up, they end up getting their freak on, just a note
I love it.
I think Duncan's hungry when he gets to Sandwood, and walks into some random bar/restaurant to grab a bite to eat.
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Yes, with an obsessive/compulsive greasy spoon style genie as the cook, and a tore up retired succubi as the waitress.
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^Me likey :caffeine:
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You should have him do all of that in Lonestar's Restaurant.
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Ok, had a few days delay due to being occupied with other projects and just good old fashioned procrastination! My apologies for that. I'm working on the next part now though.
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Whelp, I spent way too much time making this one scene setting page way too pretty, so its kinda all I got right now :lol
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg44.jpg)
But it does look pretty. Just pretend there are people there in the city (drawing people at that angle is a bitch and I honestly did not feel up to it one bit)
There's still more to do, but I'm not sure if we'll get it this morning, we'll see :lol
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That looks amazing Edan, definitely worth the effort!
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Awesome! !!
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That looks amazing Edan, definitely worth the effort!
Thanks! They never seem to be the most popular pages, but I really love doing the big fancy pictures like that one.
Anyway, here's a bit moar
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg45.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg46.jpg)
As if I really need to ask
And who says you can't have a bacon stand in the middle of the desert
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OH MY GOD. :rollin
Eat at lonestar's. Or else.
That looks amazing Edan, definitely worth the effort!
Thanks! They never seem to be the most popular pages, but I really love doing the big fancy pictures like that one.
Well, they may not attract so many comments because there isn't really a joke in them like there is in other pages. But that doesn't mean people don't like them just as much. For me personally it's the same as it is with Chris, the reason I love the stuff you guys do is the combination of humour and great artwork. Completely different styles of course, but both have that great combination.
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EAT LONESTAR'S BACON. DO IT NOW. But you must treat lonestar as the culinary god that he is (I would say pay him with sexual favours, but this is a family cartoon), and also ask him to kill the other dude and steal his fruit and veg to use in his dish.
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:rollin
Make his life mission arrive via a hallucinogenic trip triggered by bacon overindulgence.
And I think I may have a new avatar.
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:rollin
Make his life mission arrive via a hallucinogenic trip triggered by bacon overindulgence.
And I think I may have a new avatar.
OMG what a great pick for you lonestar!! :lol I love it.
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Lonestar's Bacon! :lol
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And I think I may have a new avatar.
I agree.
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:clap:
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:clap:
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OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
Does anyone know how to get iced tea out of nasal passages?
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OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
Does anyone know how to get iced tea out of nasal passages?
Like so-
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_509_1319384336.gif)
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Oh god :rollin
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:lol
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:rollin
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Flawless execution. :lol
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Not a new comic, but I felt like drawing some fancier character art:
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/girl.jpg)
And yeah, I like her design too much to not have her be a recurring character, so don't worry about that :lol
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Looks awesome, as always!
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Awesome!
And this page. :rollin
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Mad props to Edan for yet another awesome avatar. :metal :metal :metal
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Two avatars spawned from a single page, clearly I'm doing something right :lol
Got a good idea of the next installment, should be fun to draw. Can't wait to get home and start working on it
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Good lord, that bacon stand nearly killed me. :lol
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My floor manager was absolutly floored with how much it looked like me. She couldn't stop laughing. :lol
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My floor manager was absolutly floored with how much it looked like me. She couldn't stop laughing. :lol
That's awesome :lol
I'm working on the next part now, been slowed down quite a bit this morning by unwelcome distractions however. So it might be a little while.
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I would love to see a collage from Edan the Man with some of the more well known DTF members some day. You really captured lonestar amazingly.
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Exactly, especially my grumpy "what the fuck do you want" attitude.
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Its funny because I'm always really nervous when it comes to drawing a real person, I always feel like I'll mess up on the little subtleties like that and get it all wrong, which for some reason will offend the person or something, I dunno :lol. But I'm glad this one has everyone's approval!
With that, I present only one measly page. This isn't everything I planned on doing this morning, but time caught up with me, so this is it for now. I already know what I'm gonna have happen next, but still any random funny ideas will be welcomed.
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg47.jpg)
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:lol Now I want to make another avatar with these.
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Fucking awesome.
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:lol :lol :rollin It hurts so mch..
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:lol Now I want to make another avatar with these.
:lol :lol :rollin It hurts so mch..
Both of these. :rollin :rollin
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(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/whatscookin.jpg)
Could it be? Lonestar dares to challenge "I'm sexin' you later"?
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Dammit Edan, just after I made a new avatar too. :lol
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:rollin
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That's it, lonestar. Time to rebrand your restaurant. You need that last pic as your new sign in neons.
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You guys are fucking killing me. :rollin
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Lonestar, you can never change your avatar again. Ever.
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This is fantastic!
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Dear lonestar,
Would it be wrong to suggest that your comic counterpart puts on the women's clothes before cooking the meal?
Yours sincerely,
BlobVanDam
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Dear lonestar,
Would it be wrong to suggest that your comic counterpart puts on the women's clothes before cooking the meal?
Yours sincerely,
BlobVanDam
bosk1 likes this. :tup
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Dear lonestar,
Would it be wrong to suggest that your comic counterpart puts on the women's clothes before cooking the meal?
Yours sincerely,
BlobVanDam
Why the hell not, just dont let the bacon grease splatter hit my exposed belly, that fucking hurts. ;)
(not like wearing women's clothes is something new to me anyways :P )
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(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/whatscookin.jpg)
Could it be? Lonestar dares to challenge "I'm sexin' you later"?
Um, yeah, I'm so making that my wallpaper.
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When I was let off my spaceship... the first thing I said to the people who found me was: "Take me to your Bacon"
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Duncan shall eat most, but not all of the bacon. He shall save one slice for later. At just the opportune moment, he shall use it to create the ultimate weapon of mass destruction: the bacon gollum.
That's my two cents.
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Duncan shall eat most, but not all of the bacon. He shall save one slice for later. At just the opportune moment, he shall use it to create the ultimate weapon of mass destruction: the bacon gollum.
That's my two cents.
That should have come with a spoiler alert, because this MUST HAPPEN. YES. :lol
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Like, you guys shouldn't have let me get Battlefield 3.
Anyway, next part of this will be up later this morning.
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(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg48.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg49.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg50-1.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg51.jpg)
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:clap: Amazing work, in the art alone, not to mention how funny it is. :lol
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Every single frame of that is amazing :rollin
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Thank you thank you :lol
But don't forget, DUNCAN NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT TO DO
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Take off his hat to reveal his true identity!
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:clap:
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Take off his hat to reveal his true identity!
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Take off his hat and reveal that he's bosk1 looking to do a corporate takeover on bacon.
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Have him wrestle the hat off the gent, and beneath the hat is just a massive afro underneath, queuing the old man to run off crying because he didn't want people to know about his afro. Duncan then regrets nothing about attacking the wrong man, let alone a harmless old man, and just strolls off whistling.
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"Can't you see he's the enemy? He's not even buying bacon! I mean, who chooses apples over bacon?"
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:rollin
I am humbled. Thanks Edan. :heart
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Lonestar should become a permanent companion.
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I just noticed lonestar's wearing the clothes he took as payment :rollin
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But still with his chef's hat. :biggrin:
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BTW Edan, thanks for not making my chest hair gray, not that it is or anything. :\
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Just noticed that one of the news banners references this! :rollin :rollin
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Yeah, there's a couple of them actually, seems bosk has become a fan :neverusethis:
And no problem lonestar :lol
I had actually originally planned on drawing you with comically oversized muscles after you changed outfits, but decided against it, mostly because I didn't feel like drawing that over and over.
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The staff at DTF wish to remind you all that a firm grasp of the rules of Yahtzee can save your life and the lives of your loved ones. Be safe out there.
Remember: Q's come before U's.
My personal favorite:
Dreamtheaterforums.org is a place of peace. ...except when it is a place of BEING ON FIRE!!!
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I had actually originally planned on drawing you with comically oversized muscles after you changed outfits, but decided against it, mostly because I didn't feel like drawing that over and over.
That's probably for the best. Last thing I need is an insecurity complex from a web comic. :lol
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I liked this thread before it was popular. :neverusethis:
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Do you think the choose your own adventure comic has what it takes to make it as its own website? Ive been thinking about it a lot and would love to try and be a big famous comix guy like chris. Of course, we have to finish our story first, which is gonna take a long ass time at this rate :lol
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That's a cool idea, and you've definitely got the talent and humour to make it work. Although if it becomes popular (I'm an optimist), you'd have a lot of suggestions to read through. :|
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Do you think the choose your own adventure comic has what it takes to make it as its own website? Ive been thinking about it a lot and would love to try and be a big famous comix guy like chris. Of course, we have to finish our story first, which is gonna take a long ass time at this rate :lol
I think it seriously does have potential. I'd just be curious as to how to keep the average internet-goer interested in it with all the subtle DTF in-jokes we're using. Also, it'd be kind of a shame to have to greatly diminish the frequency that you're using the DTF humor since that's been a big part of why it's been so charming to us in the first place. I think some careful planning (but not to the point of robbing it of its initial spark) would definitely do it some good if you're serious about making this a permanent thing. Whenever I get any good ideas, I'd be glad to send 'em your way and just leave it up to your best judgment as to what and what not to use.
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I think you definetly have the talent and humor to do some variation of it, but I think this Duncan adventure should be a special DTF thing. Though feel free to use me as a character in a full webcomic. :biggrin:
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Sweet, now I can say I knew lonestar before he was famous. /indie
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Oh of course, I have no intention of doing anything until we're finished this quest! Just thinking of a potential future is all.
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I just can't help repeatedly going back to that panel where it's raining bacon. If only...
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But don't forget, DUNCAN NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT TO DO
Well, not to tell you how to run your own story/game or anything, but you didn't really end it with the ball being in Duncan's court, you know? Seems more like the ball is in Herman's court now.
But that being said, I think Duncan should run up to Herman in a bacon-fueled rage and disrobe him to expose the fact that he is the evil, world-destroying Yahtzee loser from a few pages back. Obvious? Yes. But sometimes the obvious choice is just the right one.
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:crypt:
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Sorry bosky, Duncan died:
Maybe it is just me. It's getting hotter weather here, so maybe it's sweat or something. And here is a spoiler for the Duncan's Bogus Journey thread-
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/duncan.jpg)
That one's for you.
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I just...somehow...now...after all this time...discovered this thread.
This thread is wonderful. I've enjoyed the artwork, the humor, and the interactions between those attempting to steer the course of the story IMMENSELY. This is a fucking great thread. Great job, Edan. And everybody else.
But also, I'd like to add that I hate each and every one of you. For not telling me about this thread sooner. I hate you all.
Thank you and have a nice day.
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OK, serious suggestion time, Duncan should try to grab the guy, but in his bacon induced hangover, narrowly misses him and the dude escapes. In his escape, he drops a clue of Edans choice to keep the excitement moving. I can offer encouragement to assist Duncan in figuring out the clue, or I can make an epic 7 layer bacon club sandwich for myself and completely blow Duncan off.
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I suggest that lonestar should rip off his clothes to reveal that he is in fact..........naked. Then he should become Duncan's travelling companion, always strategically covered up in just the right places by a conveniently placed hand or plant.
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^That I can live with.
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I can too, just be generous with the size of the strategically placed objects, for the benefit of my fragile ego.
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Rib racks all day :metal
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:corn
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Oh god why haven't I discovered this thread sooner? Reading it had me in stitches, I hope we get a new part soon! :lol
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Thanks for the compliments guys :lol
And sorry for slacking again, as I progress along in this endeavor I find myself putting more effort and spending more time on each installment (I think the last one took like 5-6 hours of on/off working), making it very easy for me to find excuses to procrastinate. :lol
Nevertheless, I will post something new later this morning.
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:caffeine:
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So yeah, yesterday morning I kinda... fell asleep. BUT DON'T WORRY, HOPE IS NOT LOST, THE ADVENTURE WILL CONTINUE
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:caffeine:
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How dare you leave us hanging for the sake of something as frivolous as sleep! We demand resolution!
Just kidding. We all know the reason for the delay is because I killed off Duncan, and now you're trying to come up with a science fictiony way to bring him back.
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Duncan won't be stopped by a little thing like dismemberment! Only procrastination can stop him.
The next chapter is all drawn, just doing the coloring and stuff now. This one is the longest one so far by quite a bit, 6 pages I believe is what its working out to.
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Update part 1/2!
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg52.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg53.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg54.jpg)
Part 2/2 to come in the next hour or two.
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Oh YES :D
It's on now!
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"...VEGETARIAN?!" :lol
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"You should leave." :lol
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Annnd 2/2
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg55.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg56.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg57.jpg)
OK GO GO GO
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Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.
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The lass should become a comical villain, and every time they meet up, they end up getting their freak on, just a note
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The lass should become a comical villain, and every time they meet up, they end up getting their freak on, just a note
*cues cheesy seventies porn music*
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The lass should become a comical villain, and every time they meet up, they end up getting their freak on, just a note
Nah, there's plenty of time for that later. I think:
Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.
But then lonestar, who is deeply offended, steps in to voice his displeasure, and she becomes deeply puzzled and distracted by the fact that he is wearing her clothes. Duncan uses this to escape and go after Herman.
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Run with lonestar's interference, and have the chick make sweet, sweet bacon grease with the bacon master.
And then the chase is on!
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The lass should become a comical villain, and every time they meet up, they end up getting their freak on, just a note
*cues cheesy seventies porn music*
Nah, we're going to be classy. *Cues classy as hell Chuck Mangione music* :hat
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Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.
But then lonestar, who is deeply offended, steps in to voice his displeasure, and she becomes deeply puzzled and distracted by the fact that he is wearing her clothes. Duncan uses this to escape and go after Herman.
This :corn
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Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.
But then lonestar, who is deeply offended, steps in to voice his displeasure, and she becomes deeply puzzled and distracted by the fact that he is wearing her clothes. Duncan uses this to escape and go after Herman.
This :corn
Seconded. :lol
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Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.
But then lonestar, who is deeply offended, steps in to voice his displeasure, and she becomes deeply puzzled and distracted by the fact that he is wearing her clothes. Duncan uses this to escape and go after Herman.
This :corn
Seconded. :lol
I feel so used.
JK, I'm having the time of my life with this, please carry on as you wish. :)
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I like the suggestions :lol
Having some computer problems at the moment, but hopefully thats all sorted out soon. Worst case scenario, I can just use my laptop.
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...and then she gets her freak on with lonestar and sneaks away at night while he is sleeping, but not before stealing her clothes back and his chef duds, leaving him with nothing but his frying pan to cover up with.
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...and then she gets her freak on with lonestar and sneaks away at night while he is sleeping, but not before stealing her clothes back and his chef duds, leaving him with nothing but his frying pan to cover up with.
:caffeine:
No, seriously, :caffeine:
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My computer is all better now, so new chapter after I get home!
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Sweet!!!
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Work on chapter 20 of Duncan's Amazing Journey is underway.
You know, the hardest part every time doing these is ending on a good point that leaves plenty of room for new suggestions on the next part. Writing my way around to that is always a fun challenge.
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Take your time, bud. We'll be here, waiting patiently. :caffeine:
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Awesome. I love these comics, they're hilariously good.
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Take your time, bud. We'll be here, waiting patiently. :caffeine:
Loney's right. I will be right here waiting for you (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLi_osYNsOU).
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(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg58.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg59.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg60.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg61.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg62.jpg)
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BRB getting laid :hat
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Oh my god. :lol
Knock and pretend you're delivering a pizza.
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Oh my god. :lol
Knock and pretend you're delivering a pizza.
Or pretend your a missionary.
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Get R2 to open it!
...or either of the above suggestions are fine, too.
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I love this thread SO MUCH.
Duncan should fall down on his knees and pray "Thy will be done".
That oughtta get the door open.
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Get R2 to open it!
:rollin :rollin
Thanks bosk, now I look like a complete ass in the middle of Starbucks.
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Get R2 to open it!
:rollin :rollin
Thanks bosk, now I look like a complete ass in the middle of Starbucks.
An unexpected and totally irrelevant Star Wars cameo is never a bad thing, right? :biggrin:
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Get R2 to open it!
:rollin :rollin
Thanks bosk, now I look like a complete ass in the middle of Starbucks.
An unexpected and totally irrelevant Star Wars cameo is never a bad thing, right? :biggrin:
Never, +1 vote from me.
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Get R2 to open it!
...or either of the above suggestions are fine, too.
Nothing I can suggest can possibly top this one :rollin
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oh god :lolpalm:
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Use a piece of lonestar's bacon as a Slim Jim to unlock the door.
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Knock on the door and say you're a "twoop leader" from the Wilderness Girls (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZczseYnlYZc), and that you're selling cookies.
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I'd inform the guy that his daughter is getting it on with the bacon man. Clearly there are unresolved daddy issues here, so that might stir him out.
If not, then I will make the contrived assumption that Duncan took a fork from the bacon stand, which he will use to dig his way through the solid door. This will obviously take him a long period of time.
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I also need to say that even though I've met lonestar in real life, I can't help but read his parts in Tim Allen's Buzz Lightyear voice, which for some reason makes them even funnier.
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Odd. I read them as Antonio Banderas for some reason.
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Odd. I read them as Antonio Banderas for some reason.
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/blobbosk.jpg)
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I also need to say that even though I've met lonestar in real life, I can't help but read his parts in Tim Allen's Buzz Lightyear voice, which for some reason makes them even funnier.
That's kinda the voice I read them in, especially this one...
(https://img850.imageshack.us/img850/4119/baccccon.jpg)
It's kinda confusing in a really funny way.
Odd. I read them as Antonio Banderas for some reason.
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/blobbosk.jpg)
What the hell :rollin
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What the hell :rollin
:lol this.
Is this becoming a trend that every page has a comic drawn by someone else now? :lol
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I think that should be a DTF meme...a sword being thrown in the air just before sexy time occurs.
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I think that should be a DTF meme...a sword being thrown in the air just before sexy time occurs.
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:rollin
And I will never be able to read/write lonestar panels the same way again after that Buzz Lightyear voice comment.
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:rollin
And I will never be able to read/write lonestar panels the same way again after that Buzz Lightyear voice comment.
You think that's bad, I gotta change my inner voice to read myself. FUCK!!!
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I think that should be a DTF meme...a sword being thrown in the air just before sexy time occurs.
I know, right? Where was he even holding it...you know...beforehand? WHERE WAS HE EVEN HOLDING IT?
:biggrin: I'm so tired...
EDIT: By the way, Edan, I can has drawing lessons please?
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I was gonna say, it's way past your bedtime bud. Leave the late night shenanigans to us swing shift workers.
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Unfortunately, I'm pulling a near all-nighter tonight, I think.
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Well, watch the house, I got a cold and am crashing early(for me that is). Have fun!!!
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:rollin I just noticed that in Lonestar's last frame where he's getting jumped, he's giving a thumbs up with his left hand.
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... waaait a minute.
I was just replaying Dragon Age Origins (again) and I was wondering why I was so much more attached to Duncan than in my previous playthroughs. I think I just realized why. :lol
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EDIT: By the way, Edan, I can has drawing lessons please?
Something special today by request!
Make sure to view full size, and best of luck with my handwriting.
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/drawaduncan.jpg)
Alright class, now lets see your work!
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:rollin That's amazing.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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:clap:
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Thanks, Edan! Great tutorial.
(https://www.blobvandam.com/drawingduncan.jpg)
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Well done, I have nothing more to teach you Mr Blob
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Now the apprentice becomes the master.
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:lol
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
OK, I have now seen everything. Take me, good lord Jesus, I am ready.
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OK, here's my attempt...
(https://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7749/img20111112100023.jpg)
I think he looks pissed that I drew him.
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What's the latest, Edan? Not to rush you along, but I'm an impatient man, and I WANT SOME F'ING COMICS NOW DANGIT.
please
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:lol
The latest is there are too many damn video games coming out this month to distract me! Don't worry everything is gonna be alright, just as soon as I finish one... more... skyrim quest....
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Look at your sig. That is me right now.
Now look at your avatar. That will be me after you post the next comic.
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:lol
The latest is there are too many damn video games coming out this month to distract me! Don't worry everything is gonna be alright, just as soon as I finish one... more... skyrim quest....
It's William Shatner!! Man you do everything!
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OK, here's my attempt...
(https://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7749/img20111112100023.jpg)
I think he looks pissed that I drew him.
That looks exactly like my attempt. :lol
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Duncan should get sidetracked with Skyrim too, at least then he'll understand why you're taking so long. :corn
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Duncan should get sidetracked with Skyrim too, at least then he'll understand why you're taking so long. :corn
:rollin :rollin
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Duncan should get sidetracked with Skyrim too, at least then he'll understand why you're taking so long. :corn
Well played :rollin
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(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/311775_606343750617_412885044_n.jpg)
There! Now he's at least preoccupied until you get his adventure together.
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:lol :tup
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:rollin
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Nicely done :lol :lol :lol
Except for the 360. Duncan would never play Skyrim on a 360.
ANYWAY, I'm starting work on the next part now, sorry again for the delay. Its going to be a little while before this one gets done, trying something special out and I'm not sure how well it work. I guess we'll see :P
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Guys, don't worry. Edan the Man has commissioned me to make an official "clip show" episode to fill in the break. You won't even know the difference!
(https://www.blobvandam.com/duncanclipshow.jpg)
*not officially sanctioned. Contains 5% new material.
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:rollin
SOON I AM GOING TO BE OUT OF A JOB AROUND HERE. This is what I get for procrastinating.
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:rollin :rollin
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HOLY SHIT BLOB :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I....I....I don't even know how to respond. Blob, congratulate yourself, you have made me speechless..
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Its going to be a little while before this one gets done, trying something special out and I'm not sure how well it work. I guess we'll see :P
Didn't actually get to this part yet, since these pages ended up taking a long time.
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg63.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg64.jpg)
(https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/Edan1266/Duncan/pg65.jpg)
This was intended to continue a bit longer, but yeah it was taking so long so here we are. YOUR JOB SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT: Duncan needs some sort of game plan once he's reached the other side of the mysterious door, what should his course of action be? Obviously it will need to be a bit vague, since you don't actually know what's there yet.
Or, if you can't think of anything (since this is admittedly not an ideal situation for making action suggestions) I want a random quote suggestions for Duncan to say in the next part. It can be ANYTHING, and I will work at least one suggested quote in somehow.
Or do both. You know, whatevs.
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Duncan is gazing at the inevitable, almost Bondian villain like, bad girl harem that all villains are required by law to keep.
Either that or he's staring at the spotlights installed in the courtyard inside set to "Stunningly Awesome Scene Setting" :lol
As for what he does-hmm. Keep bluffing as the pizza man. Perhaps have to run back to Lonestar's for some bacony pizza goodness? I dunno, lol.
Nice use of R2 btw. Well done :D
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I don't know. At this point, I just want to know what the light is.
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Duncan is gazing at the inevitable, almost Bondian villain like, bad girl harem that all villains are required by law to keep.
This. And, while none of these baddies would pose much of a threat individually or even in reasonable sized groups, faced with the sheer overwhelming numbers, Duncan is forced to use the ultimate weapon...Monkey Storm!!! Memorable quote should then be something related to monkey spanking. I'll let you use your own imagination on that one.
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Oh yes, Karp needs to show up and do SOMETHING. We haven't seen him in a few comics!
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Have the doors open up to a Charlie Brown like Thanksgiving feast.
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Have the doors open up to a Charlie Brown like Thanksgiving feast.
DO IT NOW!
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So Edan, just showed this to my mom, she was wondering what the origin of my Facebook avatar was(same as it is here), and she thought it was hysterical. She thought it was so cute you even added the touch of gray to my temples. So there you have it, your portrayal of me is Momstar approved. :tup
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NOW WHEN ARE WE GETTING OUR NEXT INSTALLMENT?!
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NOW WHEN ARE WE GETTING OUR NEXT INSTALLMENT?!
Please and thank you, Edan. :)
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NOW WHEN ARE WE GETTING OUR NEXT INSTALLMENT?!
YEAH THE HELL!
We're not impatient because we're ungrateful. We're impatient because we care. :D
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Because yelling is caring.
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I DEMAND MORE DUNCAN NAO!
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For the love of God I hope this doesn't end up like the thread where that guy evaluated Images & Words in the most hilarious way and stopped just before Under a Glass Moon...only to have the rest of the thread be nothing but mindless bumps.
Please, Duncan, I beg you.
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Have the doors open up to a Charlie Brown like Thanksgiving Christmas feast.
Adjusted for time constraints. :P
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What is this? I come back after a DTF break and there's no Duncan?
I'm sad...
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This thread is legendary. I want a Duncan Christmas message!
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Just saw this thread. Great stuff! :tup
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Duncan, please come and save us all!
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Duncan, please come and save us all!
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR?!?!?!?!?!
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Was that question for Edan, or are you flirting with me?
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Edan, your cute, but you ain't that cute. :laugh:
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Yeah, right.
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/lonestarbosk.jpg)
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:lolpalm:
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Well, somebody has to draw some cartoons in this thread. :blush
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:lol
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True that.
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Yeah, right.
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/lonestarbosk.jpg)
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Well played, sir. Well played.
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I really hope Edan isn't dead. That would be most inconvenient.
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It's unfortunate. Seems like a lot of these game-threads die right when they reach their peak. The one orcus did a while back was fucking sweet, but I think this one was my favorite.
In fact, I think the only forum game that ever saw completion was Gyno's CYON.
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I know. I tried to re-ignite the other CYON thread a few times, but there was no real interest on the part of people voting, so I let it go.
I'm really hoping he comes back to this one, which is why I keep bumping it so the reminder will be there. :)
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The fact that none of the other Choose Your Own Adventure type things around here (including my second one) have really managed to get off the ground for very long is why I've never tried to do a second one, though I sorta want to.
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Maybe he will be more motivated if we keep throwing out ideas:
He peers into an empty room with a sign that says look up, and as he looks up a trap door opens beneath he and falls in to the hole screaming, "DAMN YOU R2!!!!!!!!"
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I would love to resurrect this from the depths.
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Dammit Edan.
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Hope he's okay :(
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Don't worry, DTF! Some evil fate may have befallen our beloved Edan, but I'm sure he will be back with us in due time. And until his quest is completed and we are once again blessed with his presence, although NOBODY could ever replace him, I shall shoulder the burden and continue the journey with my mad artistry. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
DuncanII--The Journey Countinues (in 3D (in select theaters only)!!!)
*Disclaimer: This completely sucks and is in no way, shape or form meant to take over for Edan's vastly superior wit and artistry. Besides, I don't really have the time. This is just a one-off joke to keep the thread alive. Please come back to us, Edan. If this isn't the epitome of a desperate cry for help, I really don't know what is.
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DuncanII-theadventurecontinuesMOD.jpg)
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:lol
I see your comic, and raise you a new super webcomic hero-
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/001.png)
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Oops. Forgot to add *strip!* at the end of the last panel. Oh well...
EDIT: Fixed.
EDIT2: Challenge...not accepted. Even if I had the time, I do not have the inclination to be pummeled by you in a comic-off. I tip my had to you, good sir.
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:lol
Oh my god please continue that blob.
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All I know is, if Edan doesn't come back, I'm considering my last submission official Duncan cannon.
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In that case, I shall also declare my "clip show" comic as official canon, and declare Cozmo an official spinoff series!
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In that case, I shall also declare my "clip show" comic as official canon, and declare Cozmo an official spinoff series!
I would endorse such an endeavor.
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All I know is, if Edan doesn't come back, I'm considering my last submission official Duncan cannon.
:lol
In that case, I shall also declare my "clip show" comic as official canon, and declare Cozmo an official spinoff series!
DO IT.
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I think I have finally figured out a solution for this thread. Edan never broke the rules of this forum. Ever. I don't know much about the guy, but he always struck me as the type who cannot resist keeping his reputation pristine. Therefore, I shall resort to bait that he cannot resist:
New Official DTF forum rule: Edan must post in this thread in the next 3 days.
Edan, if you do not post in this forum immediately, I shall forever deem you a DTF forum rule breaker, which shall tarnish your reputation to the grave! *waits*
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I think I have finally figured out a solution for this thread. Edan never broke the rules of this forum. Ever. I don't know much about the guy, but he always struck me as the type who cannot resist keeping his reputation pristine. Therefore, I shall resort to bait that he cannot resist:
New Official DTF forum rule: Edan must post in this thread in the next 3 days.
Edan, if you do not post in this forum immediately, I shall forever deem you a DTF forum rule breaker, which shall tarnish your reputation to the grave! *waits*
That should work NICELY :D
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:corn
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I shall sit back and enjoy the outcome of this!
Oohh and:
:corn
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THIS WILL BE THE BEST DAMN RULE I EVER MADE!!!!!
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HOW HAVE I ONLY DISCOVERED THIS NOW?!?!?!
Seriously, major overdose of awesome.
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It's just going to hurt even more when he doesn't show up within 3 days :'(
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THIS WILL BE THE BEST DAMN RULE I EVER MADE!!!!!
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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:glare:
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This rule: not so great compared to some of the others
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Fine. Anyone who has a better plan, I'm all ears.
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https://edan-the-man.deviantart.com/
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https://edan-the-man.deviantart.com/
WE MUST SPAM THIS PAGE UNTIL HE IS FORCED TO RETURN TO US AND FINISH HIS WORK
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I AGREE WTH THIS PLAN! RIDE FORTH, O DARK RIDERS OF DTF! :iseeyou:
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Not to be a buzzkill, but it looks like he hasn't actually posted anything there since 2009.
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Oh my god. I just made a comment about how much i love this place and now i found this! :hefdaddy :hefdaddy :heart
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I'M GOING TO PERIODICALLY BUMP THIS FOR NO GOOD REASON UNTIL EDAN COMES BACK!!!
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Reported for spamming.
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Remember this?
Its going to be a little while before this one gets done, trying something special out and I'm not sure how well it work. I guess we'll see :P
It must be something reaaallly special! :P
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Remember this?
Its going to be a little while before this one gets done, trying something special out and I'm not sure how well it work. I guess we'll see :P
It must be something reaaallly special! :P
Something especially special!
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:corn
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Facts:
Edan the Man is just a transcribing, we are the creators.
We decide what happens next in the comic.
He takes our choices and pans them out in his own universe, which is concocted of our ideas.
Its going to be a little while before this one gets done, trying something special out and I'm not sure how well it work. I guess we'll see :P
Some of us have tried to continue the story, but as a joke until he returns.
Theory:
He's not coming back and expects someone to pick it up.
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I just want to know what's on the other side of the fucking door!!!!
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We all do, lonestar. We all do.
Truth be told I think we should have a Roman state of emergency. One man must rise above the rest to continue this great journey in the best intentions of Edan the Man. And no, I'm not speaking for the sake of the thread anymore. Too much greatness has come of this.
We had at least 3 different News reels created because of it. We had a meme created here. And by god, we got lonestar laid here. I don't speak to you all as a DTF member anymore. I speak to you as Duncan.
For we are all Duncan.
Who will stand with me?
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I will stand with you and bow down in hounor of thy king :hefdaddy! For we shall find a worthy successor to take over thy throne of this thread in hounor of the first king of Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey! Your legacy will never be forgotten and forever be remembered in the hearts of every true DTF:er!
Hail to King Edan the Man the I of Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey!!
Sincerely
Sir MrBoom, the 11th knight of the squircle table.
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Well...so...
What's on the other side of the door?
I shall tell you:
(https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/bosk1/DTF/Duncancontinues.png)
DUN-DUN-DUN!!!
The journey continues...
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:lol
Eh bosk, ya think maybe we oughta just archive this with a standing indefinite understanding that it can be unlocked if and when Edan ever returns? I say this just so the thread doesn't end up having numerous pages of non-Edan content during his absence that'll throw off the continuity if he does return.
Instead, I think it'd be cool to just have an homage thread to this started where various members can take a stab at their own Duncan comics while the real thread remains archived waiting for Edan.
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But--! But--!
fine.
:ontome:
But one more first...
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Uh oh, Duncan's gonna burn some shit down now....
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I support black_floyd's suggestion. This thread is in danger of becoming Johnny Unitas of San Diego Charger vintage.
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Yeah, I hear you. Sadly, I don't think he's coming back. I've never seen an active poster simply up and disappear from the Internet so suddenly with nobody here having any contact with them. I'm pretty bummed, actually. Even if he never were to post another Duncan comic, I'd just like to know he is doing alright. I took the unusual step of emailing him, but I suspect the email he used to set up his account was probably one he just created for this forum, and doesn't even use IRL. Hopefully, he'll resurface one day, but I'm not hopeful.
It was fun taking goof shots at Duncan while we waited. But I shall now retire and archive this thread. YOu guys have an hour or so to post any parting thoughts before I close it. RIP, Duncan. :(
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Like the banning of Omega, this is truly the end of an era in DTF history.
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I wasn't around for most of this stuff when it happened, but I've found these comics quite entertaining.
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Like the banning of Omega.
When did that happen?
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Duncan will always live on, I hereby commit to preserve by vowing to never change my avatar again.
Duncan 4 life!!!!
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inb4 archive.
Also, awesome thread. Just re-read it again, my reaction: :hefdaddy
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Man, I was trying to find the Chef/Thrusty avatar to post, hope Blob still has it on file.
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Man, I was trying to find the Chef/Thrusty avatar to post, hope Blob still has it on file.
NO! I quote:
Duncan will always live on, I hereby commit to preserve by vowing to never change my avatar again.
Duncan 4 life!!!!
There shall be NO avatar changes for you, young man! :alwayswatching:
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Wonderful comic. I talked to Edan outside of DTF, but I haven't spoken to him in a very long time either. Definitely hope he's doing alright.
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