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General => Archive => General Music Archives => Topic started by: sonatafanica on August 01, 2011, 12:40:51 PM
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okay so i am doing one of these shitty roulettes
no one is going to like it and no one will have fun but fuck it
okay there will be FIVE (5) participants
and there will be 5 (five) rounds!!
the point system is this: i award a random number of points based on how much i like or dislike a song. some of you will finish in the negatives.
go here and assess my music tastes/check to make sure i haven't already listened to whatever bullshit you plan on sending me: https://www.last.fm/user/bjorkfanork
submit all you shit by pm with the title like "[your username]'s round [round number] submission" if you don't title it like that i will get frustrated and probably give you no points and jerk off later i dunno
also submit it in some sort of streamable link if you can, or if i can find it on spotify just gimme the name
and be TIMELY i have fucking shit to do
oh by the way did i mention
THIS ROULETTE HAS TO END BEFORE THIS WEEKEND
so it's going to be fast paced you fucking nancys
PARTICIPANTS AT THIS POINT//
zbomber
clairvoyantcat
gorille85
zanderheart
kari
cup
i need two more motherfuckers up in this shit so uh just say if you want to be in it
ROUND ONE THEME: the song has to be between 3:40-3:47 in length
that is the theme
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ROUND ONE THEME: the song has to be between 3:40-3:47 in length
that is the theme
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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FUCK
YES
:caffeine:
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Your musical compatibility with bjorkfanork is Super.
Music you have in common includes Bright Eyes, The Dear Hunter, Emilie Simon, Björk and Mew.
Put me in, coach!
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you're in bitch
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Um, may I be in it? I don't have a last.fm, but I do have good taste in music.
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Um, may I be in it? I don't have a last.fm, but I do have good taste in music.
okay i broke my own limit but i added you so you better submit right now
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I'm not in it? :(
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i guess not i'm already over capacity so suck it
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also you guys should have already submitted your shit, this is FAST PACED HIGH OCTANE
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i guess not i'm already over capacity so suck it
That's fine and I respect your decision please stop pressuring me to perform sexual favors for you.
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The first theme is brilliant. :lol
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also streamable links are preferred, or if you can find it on spotify just give me the names to search
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I sent mine. :tup
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also streamable links are preferred, or if you can find it on spotify just give me the names to search
fuck you not happening
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popping in to say i hate you chris and i don't know why
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kidding, love coming your way in this marvelous state
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just waiting on two submishes
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1 now.
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ROUND ONE THEME: the song has to be between 3:40-3:47 in length
that is the theme
:rollin :rollin :rollin
The first theme is brilliant. :lol
Only Chris would do a roulette like this. :lol I'll be following this one closely, because I have a feeling it'll be very entertaining.
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just waiting on gorille who does he think he is
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This would probably move way faster if you posted the round themes ahead of time so people can decide what they want to send now.
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nope
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I agree with sonatafanica. For example, Jamesman's roulette took well over 2 months, and he had posted the categories well beforehand. So doing that really has no real affect. If some people are slow, the roulette will be slow. Unfortunately.
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nope
lol jk
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In the meantime, perhaps you, sneakyblueberry could send in a submission in place of Gorilla. I bet sonatafanica would be cool with that.
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...but I don't think it'd really be fair to Marc. It's not even been a day, I think it would be a bit brash and unnecessary to do that to him.
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And I'm pretty sure Chris Rainman hates me
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Hmm...I have never looked at any of these song roulette threads. I should investigate to see how they work.
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It's about 10% deciding very hard about what song you submit that would fit the current round's category and 90% waiting.
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Will follow this.
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In the meantime, perhaps you, sneakyblueberry could send in a submission in place of Gorilla. I bet sonatafanica would be cool with that.
nice.
also sent
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ROUND ONE: THEME: 3:40 - 3:47
zanderheart: vast - i don't have anything
this song was very nice and i could smell the cure on these guys from a mile away. it wasn't life changing, but it was pretty nice. the guy has a sturdy voice on him, though that was maybe my one big problem with it. i like my singers to be so brutally honest when they sing that their voices crack and they mess up their notes. still a nice song though.
8 points.
zbomber: buckingham nicks - crystal
this was also a song that was nice. even though it was from the wrong decade, it was p cool. nothing great though. in fact, maybe even a little boring. suck my dick, mike.
5 points.
cup: black sabbath - supertzar
uhh that was okay i guess. i mean it wasn't bad. could have used lyrics about butts somewhere in there though.
1 points.
clairvoyantcat: shearwater - hidden lake
i've actually listened to these guys once before and this song is better than whatever i listened to. the guy's voice is alright but it would be better if he wasn't like, all above the music and shit which is way more interesting. a very nice song other than that little detail though.
10 points.
kari: the flaming lips - she don't use jelly
this song was fun and i really like the band's sound!! pretty nice voice on that singer too.
39 points.
gorille85: unexpect - a clown's mindtrap
i have heard you talking about this band forever and now i can say that i've heard them. this song was cool, i liked the organs and her voice played off the music very well. nice nice nice
10 points
at this point all of you are losing
ROUND TWO THEME: best use of sotto vocce
GO
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This is the best roulette ever. :rollin
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lol
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Wow... I guess you really loved Kari's song huh :lol
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i like my singers to be so brutally honest when they sing that their voices crack and they mess up their notes.
That's a surprise.
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:lol :lol
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Best roulette ever on so many aspects.
Also I'm glad you liked the song, the new album is even better IMO so check it out maybe.
and I have a couple of songs in mind for this next round hmmmmmmmmm
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i like my singers to be so brutally honest when they sing that their voices crack and they mess up their notes.
That's a surprise.
oof hayden you really know how to hurt a fellow you know that
sit and spin
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Hmm.. since you didn't like the depressing sounding instrumental I sent you, I'll just send off songs from albums that are certified at least double platinum in the US/UK.
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I sent you a picture of my dick.
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Sent, took a risk on this one. Fuck the police.
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greatest thread ever
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Sent.
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WTF :lol :lol
Sent BTW.
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I would have given Kari 39 points for the Flaming Lips as well. Great band.
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This is the best roulette ever. :rollin
Quoted for truth.
Also, it would be hilarious if Kari ends up losing the roulette by a landslide. :lol
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cup: iron maiden - still life
that was just sorta um boring kinda. though it's no secret that i'm not really a fan of metal, especially stuff that come out in the 70s/80s
-1 points.
zbomber: the low anthem - ticket taker
this song is really goddamn pretty. that hushed voice was perfect. oh man. yes. yesss.
207 points.
clairvoyantcat: shiina ringo - yami ni furu ame
very cool vocal melodies, this song is MEAN!! the electronic stuff going on is p cool too. didn't see that guitar solo coming but it was p neat.
15 points
gorille85: mr. bungle - violenza domestica
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
15 points.
zanderheart: tori amos - winter
pretty song!! great dynamics in her playing, she knows when to just press the keys and when to slam down on them. her voice actually gave me chills towards the end.
30 points.
kari: 65daysofstatic - radio protector
lots of energy in this one, very cool. i had heard of these guys before but had never heard them. pretty alright stuff.
15 points for gryffindor.
the score so far:
zbomber 212 points
kari 54 points
zanderheart 38 points
clairvoyantcat 25 points
gorille85 25 points
cup 0 points
ROUND 3 THEME
music from tv series/videogame/movie soundracks!!!
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I just had to walk in to say,
inb4rawdog
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207 points :lol
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I walked in and felt good about my 15 points until I realized it was a lower end score :lol
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I walked in and felt good about my 15 points until I realized it was a lower end score :lol
Haha, me too! Anyways, I have some stuff in mind for this round, trying to not go into the mega-obvious.
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(https://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270913946_efa38ec3d8.jpg)
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Why send him STILL LIFE of all Maiden songs?
I love the comments, Chris. :lol
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I sent the music from my favorite vidja game soundtrack!
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I vote that we all start referring to MasterShakezula as "cup" from here on out.
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By the way, for clarification, I made a little mistake in the PM. Go by the song given in the link, not the one that I mentioned in the description.
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I vote that we all start referring to MasterShakezula as "cup" from here on out.
A very large thank you, Drew, for helping me figure out who the hell "cup" was referring to!
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Sent something by maybe my favorite songwriter/performer/etc.
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I vote that we all start referring to MasterShakezula as "cup" from here on out.
A very large thank you, Drew, for helping me figure out who the hell "cup" was referring to!
jesus christ guys
in aqua teen hunger force carl calls master shake "cup"
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I vote that we all start referring to MasterShakezula as "cup" from here on out.
A very large thank you, Drew, for helping me figure out who the hell "cup" was referring to!
jesus christ guys
in aqua teen hunger force carl calls master shake "cup"
Sorry, I don't watch that show. Can't fit it in between all of my "Saved By The Bell" reruns.
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"15 points for gryffindor" :lol
Fucking hell this is great.
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Oh man, if I had popcorn, I'd be eating it right now.
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ITT: Chris gives Mike 207 points after telling him to suck his dick.
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ITT: Chris gives Mike 207 points after telling him to suck his dick.
What can I say, I'm good at what I do.
I'll send my song when I get home from work tonight.
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I vote that we all start referring to MasterShakezula as "cup" from here on out.
A very large thank you, Drew, for helping me figure out who the hell "cup" was referring to!
jesus christ guys
in aqua teen hunger force carl calls master shake "cup"
Plus cup's main function is to cradle my balls and keep them safe from harm.
Please continue....
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cup: family guy - you have aids
best song you've submitted to far
6 points for improvement.
clairvoyantcat: tomas dvorak - gameboy tune
i was expecting chiptune but this was more like chiptune-laden electronica glitch hop and it was really cool and i liked it
77 points.
gorille85: mike patton - sweet cream (in my mouth)
nice groove going on in this motherfucking song i am so fucking pumped i am going to fucking fight you you fucking asshole bring it on i am going to fuck your girlfriend until all that's left of her is an abstract memory of her existence that is so unrecognizable due to its borderline nonexistence that remembering her is like seeing her reflection through a cracked mirror in a dirty pond and your eyes swell with regret because you know you could have prevented it but just like that the last trace of her existence vanishes and your knowledge of her leaves with it and all you're left with is trying to figure out whose clothes those are on the foot of your bed, whose hair clips those are on your bathroom counter, whose smell that is on your pillow, who left their sunglasses in your car
you lie bored and unworried in that bed of yours and you are fine, you are okay with everything but some knowledge, some small bit of chemicals in your memory somewhere tries to tell you that she's missing, that someone own those things lying around, that she is a person and she has a smile that makes you feel like you'll never be alone again. but that memory points to nowhere now, and nooone. it is an old, wrinkled map that points to a place that doesn't exist anymore.
20 points.
zanderheart: trent reznor and atticus ross - a familiar taste
that was a pretty cool thing, it had some stuff going on in it that was all buhbuhbuhbwuhwuhwuhwuhuwh PSH-kkkiiing! bwah bwah bwuh BWUH BWUH
16 points.
kari: yann tiersen - la valse d'amélie
very pretty song, and a good film too
25 points.
zbomber: katamri - on the rocks
sorry i am drunk while writing htis writup but this song is funny for some reason haha it is not a bad song but you knwo hwo to s=tickle me dude
60 points.
uhh do the math for your points urselfs i m durnk
round 4?? MUSIC BY PEOPLE WHO YOU WOULD IMAGINE HAVE BIG DICKS
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gorille85: mike patton - sweet cream (in my mouth)
nice groove going on in this motherfucking song i am so fucking pumped i am going to fucking fight you you fucking asshole bring it on i am going to fuck your girlfriend until all that's left of her is an abstract memory of her existence that is so unrecognizable due to its borderline nonexistence that remembering her is like seeing her reflection through a cracked mirror in a dirty pond and your eyes swell with regret because you know you could have prevented it but just like that the last trace of her existence vanishes and your knowledge of her leaves with it and all you're left with is trying to figure out whose clothes those are on the foot of your bed, whose hair clips those are on your bathroom counter, whose smell that is on your pillow, who left their sunglasses in your car
you lie bored and unworried in that bed of yours and you are fine, you are okay with everything but some knowledge, some small bit of chemicals in your memory somewhere tries to tell you that she's missing, that someone own those things lying around, that she is a person and she has a smile that makes you feel like you'll never be alone again. but that memory points to nowhere now, and nooone. it is an old, wrinkled map that points to a place that doesn't exist anymore.
20 points.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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:hefdaddy
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cup: family guy - you have aids
best song you've submitted to far
6 points for improvement.
I... I am really happy, now.
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Also, sent.
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D:
Also, sent.
He knew right away who his Big Dick artist was!
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:yarr
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Sent!
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:lol
Again, will send when I get home from work
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round 4?? MUSIC BY PEOPLE WHO YOU WOULD IMAGINE HAVE BIG DICKS
inb4 Lady Gaga
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round 4?? MUSIC BY PEOPLE WHO YOU WOULD IMAGINE HAVE BIG DICKS
inb4 Thundersword
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round 4?? MUSIC BY PEOPLE WHO YOU WOULD IMAGINE HAVE BIG DICKS
inb4 Thundersword
:lol
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took a bit of a risk with my song but i'm confident we'll see
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ROUND 4 RESULTS //theme: BIG DICKED ARTISTS
cup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo-tRIB9bpw
still better than iron maiden
6 points for improvement.
clairvoyantcat: wovenhand - winter shaker
wow you were right he does sound like he has a hefty dick, and the music was alright too. nothing astounding but nice.
14 points.
gorille85: ulver - stone angels
i'm not sure about dick sizes here, but there was atmosphere dripping out of this in an almost sexual fashion, huge throbbing cocks in my mouth
61 points.
zanderheart: nine inch nails - the wretched
i could practically feel him fucking me
80 points.
kari: a place to bury strangers - don't think lover
this band has a fucking great sound, love those fast noise punk parts riddled with shoegaze, yes yes yes
222 points.
zbomber: frank zappa - nanook rubs it
holy fuck my goddamn asshole oh shit
8 points
kari 301 points
zbomber 280 points
zanderheart 134 points
clairvoyantcat 116 points
gorille85 106 points
cup 12 points
ROUND 5 THEME
A SONG TO JERK OFF TO WHILE WORSHIPPING SATAN
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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I know the band, now the song...
Sent.
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Sent my song. Hopefully your distaste towards me will decrease. A little bit. ^^
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Everyone that round was wrong. This was the only correct song to send in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg
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cup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo-tRIB9bpw
still better than iron maiden
6 points for improvement.
:lol
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inb4 Cup wins the roulette somehow.
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inb4 Cup wins the roulette somehow.
inb4 that doesn't fucking happen.
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It's the weekend now.
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FINISH THIS
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ROUND 5 RESULTS //theme: JERK OFF TO SATAN
cup: bull of heaven - c
hey this piece was actually pretty cool, yes yes
-666 points for improvement.
clairvoyantcat: brand new - degausser
this guy handles is voice pretty well yeah, he does
i really like his voice in this, he made the song because of that. the music isn't really as interesting that much
55 points.
zbomber: shpongle - room 2ॐ
satan holds my hand and leads me to a place where there is nothing but a dark, dark purple
he reaches out a finger and touches nothing
and the nothing boils and collapses on itself and forms a doorway
a doorframe, very old, builds itself and takes its shape reluctantly against the absurdness of the things that exist around it
my heart is racing as he motions for me to walk inside
and i see everything that gods and men have feared since the beginning of time
there were no dark figures
apparitions, ghosts, or poltergeists
there were no jaws to snap, no teeth to bite
no claws to swing
only loss
and its many friends
23 points.
gorille85: dir en grey - different sense
wasn't too big on this one, it didn't really interest me. it barely made me jerk off to satan at all
5 points.
zanderheart: type o negative - kill all the white people
OH YES OH GOD SATAN HOLD ME DOWN AND FUCK ME MAKE ME WEAR THE SKULL OF A RAM AND THEN HOLD ME DOWN AND FUCK ME FOR CENTURIES AND CENTURIES good punkish kind of song good good they have a good sound
100 points.
kari: sun o))) & boris - n.l.t.
satan you are my deliverer and i shall trust in you, i shall not be as the christian who turns his cheek to your plight, nor as the jew who blackens his tongue in using your name to describe his misfortunes
40 points.
kari 341 points
zbomber 303 points
zanderheart 234 points
clairvoyantcat 171 points
gorille85 111 points
cup -654 points
if it were up to me all of you would be losers
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:lol that was fun. Thread of the year.
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You know, sonata, I'm glad I did your roulette. I learned a lot about my poor taste in music and how to improve it. Now, what is your favorite post-90 non-grunge band? Please answer the question.
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You know, sonata, I'm glad I did your roulette. I learned a lot about my poor taste in music and how to improve it. Now, what is your favorite post-90 non-grunge band? Please answer the question.
who the fuck listens to grunge
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You know, sonata, I'm glad I did your roulette. I learned a lot about my poor taste in music and how to improve it. Now, what is your favorite post-90 non-grunge band? Please answer the question.
who the fuck listens to grunge
I do.
But that's irrelevant, I want to know what I should listen to.
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Eh. I didn't do very well but at least it was fun! :tup
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zanderheart: type o negative - kill all the white people
OH YES OH GOD SATAN HOLD ME DOWN AND FUCK ME MAKE ME WEAR THE SKULL OF A RAM AND THEN HOLD ME DOWN AND FUCK ME FOR CENTURIES AND CENTURIES good punkish kind of song good good they have a good sound
Cool story bros: Back in high school, we used to drive through the ghetto playing this song at the loudest fucking volume possible. I guess we thought it gave us gangster cred.
Also, "Christian Woman" could've worked well for this category too, I think.
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Chris, you suck. Brand New should have gotten 9485039458089374509345093883 points.
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wasn't too big on this one, it didn't really interest me. it barely made me jerk off to satan at all
:rollin
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lolbullofheaven
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This thread... :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:
I'm floored by its.. chrisness
just wow
best
thread
ever
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thread of the year
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OMG this thread is just...wow :lol