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Title: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: lonestar on June 30, 2011, 06:46:40 PM: From a t-shirt I got yesterday...

Ten moments in history when use of the "F" word was deemed appropriate...

Noah: "Scattered Fucking showers, my ass!!!"
Amelia Aerhart: "Where the fuck are we?"
Einstein: "Is it really that fucking hard to get?"
Picasso: "What do you mean it doesn't fucking look like her?"
Bill Clinton: "Nobody's going to fucking find out."
Saddam Hussein: "Damn, I didn't think they would get that fucking mad."
General Custer: "Where the fuck did all these Indians come from?"
Michealangelo: "You want me to put WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
Titanic Captain: "What the fuck do you mean were sinking?"
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"

As much as I enjoyed them, I though that the collective wisdom and education of DTF could come up with many, many more. So DTF, what moments in history, literature, and music did you think the "F" word was appropriate? Have fun, boys.
Title: Re: Totally appropriate
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 30, 2011, 06:50:36 PM: Adam: "...Fuck?"
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: bosk1 on June 30, 2011, 06:51:21 PM: Never.

EDIT: Well, maybe LHK's example.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: jingle.boy on June 30, 2011, 06:56:09 PM: Joe Biden - "this is a big fuckin deal"
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Ravenheart on June 30, 2011, 06:58:15 PM: I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Fuzzboy on June 30, 2011, 07:01:27 PM: Al Gore, November 2000 - By January, we'll be in the fuckin' White House
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: lonestar on June 30, 2011, 07:03:34 PM: Frodo Baggins: "It's just a fucking ring!!!"
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: yorost on June 30, 2011, 07:09:32 PM: Gollum: "It's my fucking precious!!!

...dimwit"
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Bonham on June 30, 2011, 07:14:09 PM: Kevin Moore: "The fuck you mean they played Space Dye Vest?!"

Stormtrooper: "They sure as hell look like the fucking droids we're looking for."

Job: "...well, fuck."
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Zook on June 30, 2011, 07:49:53 PM: Whenever Bono says it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OORDc2Ad2io
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Riceball on June 30, 2011, 07:57:06 PM: Quote from: Ravenheart on June 30, 2011, 06:58:15 PM
I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.
Maybe not the only time its appropriate, but definitely at its most effective.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on June 30, 2011, 08:01:30 PM: Fuck the police
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: bosk1 on June 30, 2011, 08:07:28 PM: Quote from: Zook on June 30, 2011, 07:49:53 PM
Whenever Bono says it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OORDc2Ad2io

Who is that dude? There were some pretty funny moments, but he goes WAY overboard into some pretty offensive stuff.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Heaven Outcry Angel on June 30, 2011, 08:09:36 PM: Quote from: bosk1 on June 30, 2011, 08:07:28 PM
Quote from: Zook on June 30, 2011, 07:49:53 PM
Whenever Bono says it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OORDc2Ad2io

Who is that dude? There were some pretty funny moments, but he goes WAY overboard into some pretty offensive stuff.

why, because there was some homosexuality involved?
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Riceball on June 30, 2011, 08:12:27 PM: Dude are you a bot or something? 132 posts in less than 24 hours...
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Heaven Outcry Angel on June 30, 2011, 08:14:10 PM: I really fucking like Dream theater
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 30, 2011, 08:14:56 PM: Hefdaddy42 on forum spam - "Not on my fucking watch, little girls."
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 30, 2011, 08:26:17 PM: Mike Portnoy: "Guys, blah blah blah hiatus"
Dream Theater: "No."
MP: "Fine, see ya"
DT: "k :("

MP: "Guys, may I..."
DT: "No."
MP:Why?"
DT: "Mangini."
MP: "Fuck."
Mangini: "The fuck MP want?"
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Zook on June 30, 2011, 08:30:05 PM: Quote from: bosk1 on June 30, 2011, 08:07:28 PM
Quote from: Zook on June 30, 2011, 07:49:53 PM
Whenever Bono says it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OORDc2Ad2io

Who is that dude? There were some pretty funny moments, but he goes WAY overboard into some pretty offensive stuff.

Oh sorry, I forgot to put NSFW.

Ned is a character on The Bubba The Love Sponge Show.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: King Postwhore on June 30, 2011, 08:38:27 PM: My favorite F bombs are from movies,

Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny!!

Eric Cartman: Why the Fuck not?! <<<<<<The best use ever.

Also the newest use, "Oh Fuck" -- Chris Hansen.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Nic35 on June 30, 2011, 08:50:51 PM: bosk1: ''Oh god Aniland started another fucking thread.''
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: lonestar on June 30, 2011, 09:03:18 PM: Ben Franklin, at the signing of the Declaration of Independence: "Hey John, thanks for leaving some fucking room, asswipe."
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: rumborak on June 30, 2011, 09:08:31 PM: The F word is appropriate when I fucking feeling like it.

rum-fucking-borak
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: King Postwhore on June 30, 2011, 09:18:15 PM: Quote from: rumborak on June 30, 2011, 09:08:31 PM

rum-fucking-borak

Bacardi called and they'd like to set up a fucking meeting.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: zerogravityfat on June 30, 2011, 09:23:24 PM: turn the fuckin lights on

god before big bang.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 30, 2011, 09:34:36 PM: Cobb

"Man, that was some fucking dream."
"Man, that was some fucking dream."
"Man, that was some fucking dream."
"Man, that was some fucking dream."
"Man, that was some fucking dream."
"Man, that was some fucking dream."
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: lonestar on June 30, 2011, 09:43:51 PM: France to Germany, twice...

"Fuck it, it's yours."
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 30, 2011, 09:48:58 PM: Isaac Newton - "Fucking gravity, how does it work?"
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: lonestar on June 30, 2011, 09:59:29 PM: Quote from: Jamesman on June 30, 2011, 09:48:58 PM
Isaac Newton - "Fucking gravity, how does it work?"
Isaac Newton - "Ahh, calculus, that'll fuck with them."
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: yorost on June 30, 2011, 10:04:45 PM: That's not at all how it went.

Isaac Newton - "Fuck Liebniz, Calculus was really my work."
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: lonestar on June 30, 2011, 10:06:02 PM: I know, I was referring to how calculus affected me. :justjen
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Lynxo on July 01, 2011, 12:36:46 AM: Cartman: "...the fuck?"
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Scrub206 on July 01, 2011, 12:57:57 AM: Am i really going to have to be the one to post this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8363osGRA4
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: MetalJunkie on July 01, 2011, 01:12:37 AM: "I'm a LEAD farmer, motherfucker!"
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Heaven Outcry Angel on July 01, 2011, 01:13:57 AM: I double dare you motherfucker!
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: ScioPath on July 01, 2011, 01:27:35 AM: Quote from: lonestar on June 30, 2011, 09:59:29 PM
Quote from: Jamesman on June 30, 2011, 09:48:58 PM
Isaac Newton - "Fucking gravity, how does it work?"
Isaac Newton - "Ahh, calculus, that'll fuck with them."

:rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: alirocker08 on July 01, 2011, 04:15:14 AM: Anyone after completing MGS2: ...The fuck?
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: ACID_FOX on July 01, 2011, 05:00:18 AM: Quote from: lonestar on June 30, 2011, 06:46:40 PM
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"

:rollin :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rollin
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: jingle.boy on July 01, 2011, 05:18:24 AM: Bob Barker (just once would've loved a slip up) ... "Jesus, how fucking STUPID are you?"

Tiger Woods ... "yeah, I fucked them ho's. What of it?"

Don Shula to Bill Belichick ... "18 and fucking 1!"
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: yorost on July 01, 2011, 07:25:57 AM: Don Shula can't count.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: TheSilentHam on July 01, 2011, 07:55:06 AM: Ever notice how we use the "F" word now exactly like the Smurfs used smurf, smurfy, smurfing?
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on July 01, 2011, 07:58:17 AM: Fuck is indeed one of the most amazingly flexible words in the English language. We seem to give it any application we want for it.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: KevShmev on July 01, 2011, 08:33:53 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0od7spyth_I
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: rumborak on July 01, 2011, 08:44:17 AM: It's appropriate here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RNIZ_0qkpk&feature=player_detailpage#t=193s

(at 3:40)

rumborak
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: ZirconBlue on July 01, 2011, 09:23:07 AM: Quote from: TheSilentHam on July 01, 2011, 07:55:06 AM
Ever notice how we use the "F" word now exactly like the Smurfs used smurf, smurfy, smurfing?

Smurf you, mothersmurfer! :P
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Gadough on July 01, 2011, 09:57:22 AM: The Wolverine cameo in the new X-Men movie.
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Post by: Dimitrius on July 01, 2011, 10:07:03 AM: Quote from: Nic35 on June 30, 2011, 08:50:51 PM
bosk1: ''Oh god Aniland started another fucking thread.''
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: I can't believe it took this long...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on July 01, 2011, 10:48:47 AM: Hefdaddy42: "You're a fucking stupid bitch."
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Ravenheart on July 01, 2011, 10:50:10 AM: "I wanna fuck you like an animal." - Trent Reznor.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Zydar on July 01, 2011, 10:51:10 AM: Kevin Moore: "And that translates to: I don't really like Dream Theater but I had a pen and paper so what the fuck".
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: jingle.boy on July 01, 2011, 10:57:25 AM: Quote from: yorost on July 01, 2011, 07:25:57 AM
Don Shula can't count.

Ok ok ... Fixed now. iPhone keys make typo's easy.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: King Postwhore on July 01, 2011, 01:49:49 PM: Quote from: Ravenheart on July 01, 2011, 10:50:10 AM
"I wanna fuck you like an animal." - Weird Al.

FTFY -- This too!
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: lonestar on July 01, 2011, 02:53:24 PM: A little educational piece on the word fuck, to help in our joint venture. (NFSW, it says fuck, a lot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g)
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: King Postwhore on July 01, 2011, 03:36:38 PM: Quote from: lonestar on July 01, 2011, 02:53:24 PM
A little educational piece on the word fuck, to help in our joint venture. (NFSW, it says fuck, a lot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g)

My god that reminds me of Johnny Dangerously and it's infomercial about premarital sex. Your testicles and you. :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alvLdf5eWw
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: TempusVox on July 01, 2011, 04:14:48 PM: Is that a fucking boat?! ~Indians on the shore at Plymouth Rock.

Fuck! How much fucking further do we have to fucking walk?!?! ~ Lewis to Clark.

For the last fucking time...any color as long as it's fucking black. ~ Henry Ford

You sold the whole fucking thing for only 15 million dollars?!! ~ Aide to Napoleon

You wanna buy that for 7 million fucking dollars?!?!~ U.S. Senate to Seward
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: lonestar on July 01, 2011, 04:26:33 PM: Quote from: TempusVox on July 01, 2011, 04:14:48 PM
Is that a fucking boat?! ~Indians on the shore at Plymouth Rock.

Fuck! How much fucking further do we have to fucking walk?!?! ~ Lewis to Clark.

For the last fucking time...any color as long as it's fucking black. ~ Henry Ford

You sold the whole fucking thing for only 15 million dollars?!! ~ Aide to Napoleon

You wanna buy that for 7 million fucking dollars?!?!~ U.S. Senate to Seward
I was waiting for your input. Well done. :lol
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: dethklok09 on July 01, 2011, 06:23:15 PM: "You're a curly headed fuck" - Step brothers
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 01, 2011, 06:33:28 PM: Quote from: ClairvoyantCat on July 01, 2011, 07:58:17 AM
Fuck is indeed one of the most amazingly flexible words in the English language. We seem to give it any application we want for it.

It can be a noun: "That girl looks like a good fuck."

Verb: "I'll fuck her over the car windshield while her parents watch."

Adjective: "Smells like fucking fish oil in her vagina."
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Dimitrius on July 01, 2011, 06:48:54 PM: Another example of verb, adjective, noun: Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: yorost on July 01, 2011, 06:55:08 PM: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

...fucking Buffalo buffalo.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: KevShmev on July 01, 2011, 11:40:27 PM: Quote from: kingshmegland on July 01, 2011, 03:36:38 PM
Quote from: lonestar on July 01, 2011, 02:53:24 PM
A little educational piece on the word fuck, to help in our joint venture. (NFSW, it says fuck, a lot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g)

My god that reminds me of Johnny Dangerously and it's infomercial about premarital sex. Your testicles and you. :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alvLdf5eWw

You fargin iceholes. You have violated my fargin rights. :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: contest_sanity on July 01, 2011, 11:58:59 PM: "Pass the bread, Peter, I don't fucking have all week." -- Jesus at the Last Supper
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Post by: Zook on July 02, 2011, 12:02:45 AM: "I do not fight for you, you fuckin' dick!"
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: lonestar on July 02, 2011, 12:18:21 AM: Quote from: contest_sanity on July 01, 2011, 11:58:59 PM
"Pass the bread, Peter, I don't fucking have all week." -- Jesus at the Last Supper
:rollin :rollin :rollin

Wow, I wasn't going to go there, but since you broke the ice....

Jesus- "Hey!!! That fucking hurts!!!"
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Nic35 on July 02, 2011, 12:30:50 AM: Quote from: lonestar on July 02, 2011, 12:18:21 AM
Quote from: contest_sanity on July 01, 2011, 11:58:59 PM
"Pass the bread, Peter, I don't fucking have all week." -- Jesus at the Last Supper
:rollin :rollin :rollin

Wow, I wasn't going to go there, but since you broke the ice....

Jesus- "Hey!!! That fucking hurts!!!"
Resurrected Jesus : "Fuck yeah"
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: lonestar on July 02, 2011, 12:36:33 AM: Quote from: Nic35 on July 02, 2011, 12:30:50 AM
Quote from: lonestar on July 02, 2011, 12:18:21 AM
Quote from: contest_sanity on July 01, 2011, 11:58:59 PM
"Pass the bread, Peter, I don't fucking have all week." -- Jesus at the Last Supper
:rollin :rollin :rollin

Wow, I wasn't going to go there, but since you broke the ice....

Jesus- "Hey!!! That fucking hurts!!!"
Resurrected Jesus : "Fuck yeah"
Always one of my favorites...
(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTm2kLU5K_2L4kGYHXQLlb7rHQxP3Xzs2AMLdQqkpXY1zRg-6Z)
And for shits and giggles...
Panel 1- "Well, this is fucked up."
Panel 2- "Aaahhhh, YOU FUCK!!! THAT FUCKING HURT!!!"
Panel 3- "What the fuck?"
Panel 4- "Fuck yeah."
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Nic35 on July 02, 2011, 12:38:31 AM: :lol
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: jsem on July 02, 2011, 06:24:54 AM: George Carlin speaks the truth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3NuPeVCKGg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3NuPeVCKGg)

and again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDUxq1JtOhI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDUxq1JtOhI)
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on July 02, 2011, 05:04:16 PM: I believe that Bill Paxton has used it most appropriately here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Xygmund Archer on July 03, 2011, 12:15:48 AM: Psycho Mantis: "Im going to be a boss"
Solid Snake: "Am i Hallucinating?"
Mantis: "You like men"
Snake: "You can seen into my mind?"
Mantis: "no"
Snake: "fuck"
(Metal Gear Awesome)
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Bombardana on July 03, 2011, 06:34:08 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQbsnSVM1zM
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: TempusVox on July 03, 2011, 10:01:29 PM: "Hey Fuck head! The United States says: *POW!!* You're fucking dead!" ~April 29, 2011. SEAL Team Six
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: yorost on July 03, 2011, 10:11:25 PM: That one's just not appropriate, Why talk to him?
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: TL on July 03, 2011, 10:24:55 PM: "Fuck!"
- Kenny [South Park, Bigger, Longer, Uncut]

Fuck fuck fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich.
One, two, one two three four. Noich, noich noich.
Shmokin weed, shmokin wiz, doing coke drinkin' beers.
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!
Rollin' blunts, and smokin' em...
- Jay [Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]

A friend and I actually memorized that back in grade 11.
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 04, 2011, 12:00:48 AM: Quote from: TL on July 03, 2011, 10:24:55 PM
"Fuck!"
- Kenny [South Park, Bigger, Longer, Uncut]

Fuck fuck fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich.
One, two, one two three four. Noich, noich noich.
Shmokin weed, shmokin wiz, doing coke drinkin' beers.
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!
Rollin' blunts, and smokin' em...
- Jay [Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]

A friend and I actually memorized that back in grade 11.

My friends did the same thing and I never knew where it came from until 2 weeks ago. :lol
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Edan the Man on July 04, 2011, 06:30:20 PM: At a Dream Theater concert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dP-pm7Frws
Title: Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
Post by: Xygmund Archer on July 06, 2011, 02:49:26 PM: Double Rainbow?.....the fuck?