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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: ReaPsTA on May 20, 2011, 12:32:14 AM
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Hello and welcome ladies and gentlemen. Today is yet another opportunity to indulge my narcissism and give me sweet validation. For it's my birthday, and this thread is my yearly present to myself.
Simple focus: Ask me about anything no matter how serious or silly and I will try to provide an answer. Hopefully this thread will continue a proud yearly tradition of entertainment, personal revelation, and making people's days a little brighter.
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why do i grind my teeth when i sleep?
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Do you believe in a thing called love?
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y u no?
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Why did Vincenzo Natali try to (and possibly did) destroy his own career by writing that third act of the film Splice?
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When will Valve be done with Half Life 2: Episode 3?
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Why?
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Why?
cause length times diameter, plus weight over girth, divided by angle of of the tip squared
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if there is an end to the universe, what is on the other side
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Why?
cause length times diameter, plus weight over girth, divided by angle of of the tip squared
Good answer. :lol
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Why?
cause length times diameter, plus weight over girth, divided by angle of of the tip squared
Good answer. :lol
:rollin
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How much bread do you eat a day? Also, what type of bread do you eat?
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When is the right time for someone to just give up on something?
(No don't worry, I'm not implying anything. I just liked the idea of throwing in a semi-tricky one. So there's your birthday present: me being a bastard. Happy birthday!)
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What makes us, us? Rather, when you were a fetus in the womb and your brain flickered on for the first time....why was that you? If it were a different sperm...it wouldn't be you. So then are we just the DNA product of two specific gametes? Then what makes identical twins different in consciousness? Then therefore, are we an exact pair of 48 chromosomes at an exact moment of time...as in, have we been waiting ~13 billion years for such a specific event to occur....and if we weren't 'waiting' where were we?
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On what day did the lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?
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How can I spread the word of KrotchRaut to more people?
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Why do all my synthetic projects end up with some kind of unsolvable problem; they form micelles, they form reverse micelles, they self-complex, published literature procedures suddenlt don't work, funding drys up, and probably the best one - the chemical sensor that changes colors when it complexs a guest only works when its impure, and doesn't work when pure (that was a fun one).
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What is that Meatloaf will not do for love?
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Let's say there's a television show out there. It arrives on the air with no warning, no ads, no promotion, nothing. It's seen by very few people in its first week, and they all privately think that it's nothing special. The story was bland, the characters were unlikeable, the acting was subpar, and they did nothing to make people want to watch the next episode. All of these people, however, tell their friends about this terrible show they watched. Not all their friends watch it, but some do. More curiously, all of the people who watched the first episode found themselves drawn to the second episode. It still wasn't any good, the plot was a meandering mess of cliches, the dialogue was stilted, and the actors aren't even that attractive. But week after week, everybody who's seen it tells their friends and they continue watching every episode compulsively. It's like Pringles: Once you've popped, you are simply psychologically unable to stop. The craze reaches national media outlets, and everyone from Entertainment Weekly to Fox News is reporting on the strange phenomenon. Again, no one knows where this show has come from: No one recognizes the actors, there are no credits, and the channel it's broadcast on admits that they simply receive the episodes anonymously and have never met the creators. It's almost like whoever is making this show has discovered some form of mass hypnosis.
If it were up to you, what would you call this show, and when do you think it would air?
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why do i grind my teeth when i sleep?
Not sure. See a doctor though.
Do you believe in a thing called love?
Of course.
y u no?
y u no wat, boi?
Why did Vincenzo Natali try to (and possibly did) destroy his own career by writing that third act of the film Splice?
Unfortunately, I don't know of the film you're referring to. How bad was it?
When will Valve be done with Half Life 2: Episode 3?
Hopefully before Duke Nukem Forever.
Why?
Why anything?
if there is an end to the universe, what is on the other side
A new universe, more glorious than the one before.
How much bread do you eat a day? Also, what type of bread do you eat?
Depends on the day. If nothing else is around the house, I'll just take four slices of bread out of the package and eat them straight up. As for what kind? Either the cheapest thing in the store or this nicer stuff that's essentially sandwich bread but italian flavored.
When is the right time for someone to just give up on something?
(No don't worry, I'm not implying anything. I just liked the idea of throwing in a semi-tricky one. So there's your birthday present: me being a bastard. Happy birthday!)
When you have no way to improve your ability or accomplish the task, and you've put real effort into finding any new way to evolve, and it still isn't happening.
And thank you.
Why do all my synthetic projects end up with some kind of unsolvable problem; they form micelles, they form reverse micelles, they self-complex, published literature procedures suddenlt don't work, funding drys up, and probably the best one - the chemical sensor that changes colors when it complexs a guest only works when its impure, and doesn't work when pure (that was a fun one).
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What is that Meatloaf will not do for love?
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Let's say there's a television show out there. It arrives on the air with no warning, no ads, no promotion, nothing. It's seen by very few people in its first week, and they all privately think that it's nothing special. The story was bland, the characters were unlikeable, the acting was subpar, and they did nothing to make people want to watch the next episode. All of these people, however, tell their friends about this terrible show they watched. Not all their friends watch it, but some do. More curiously, all of the people who watched the first episode found themselves drawn to the second episode. It still wasn't any good, the plot was a meandering mess of cliches, the dialogue was stilted, and the actors aren't even that attractive. But week after week, everybody who's seen it tells their friends and they continue watching every episode compulsively. It's like Pringles: Once you've popped, you are simply psychologically unable to stop. The craze reaches national media outlets, and everyone from Entertainment Weekly to Fox News is reporting on the strange phenomenon. Again, no one knows where this show has come from: No one recognizes the actors, there are no credits, and the channel it's broadcast on admits that they simply receive the episodes anonymously and have never met the creators. It's almost like whoever is making this show has discovered some form of mass hypnosis.
If it were up to you, what would you call this show, and when do you think it would air?
ReaPsTA's penis is awesome, every Thursday night at 7:00pm, on NBC networks.
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But that would replace Community!
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Let's say there's a television show out there. It arrives on the air with no warning, no ads, no promotion, nothing. It's seen by very few people in its first week, and they all privately think that it's nothing special. The story was bland, the characters were unlikeable, the acting was subpar, and they did nothing to make people want to watch the next episode. All of these people, however, tell their friends about this terrible show they watched. Not all their friends watch it, but some do. More curiously, all of the people who watched the first episode found themselves drawn to the second episode. It still wasn't any good, the plot was a meandering mess of cliches, the dialogue was stilted, and the actors aren't even that attractive. But week after week, everybody who's seen it tells their friends and they continue watching every episode compulsively. It's like Pringles: Once you've popped, you are simply psychologically unable to stop. The craze reaches national media outlets, and everyone from Entertainment Weekly to Fox News is reporting on the strange phenomenon. Again, no one knows where this show has come from: No one recognizes the actors, there are no credits, and the channel it's broadcast on admits that they simply receive the episodes anonymously and have never met the creators. It's almost like whoever is making this show has discovered some form of mass hypnosis.
If it were up to you, what would you call this show, and when do you think it would air?
Oh Lee :rollin
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Why life is so hard? Why love is so cruel?
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As far as splice goes... It was one of the worst third acts ever put on film. Considering act 1 and 2 were pretty and could have been great with a great third act... it's an abomination that he destroyed his own film and my ten dollars with that third act. I so badly want to tell you what happens but i don't want to spoil it for anyone.
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As far as splice goes... It was one of the worst third acts ever put on film. Consider act 1 and 2 were pretty and could have been great with a great third act... it's an abomination that he destroyed his own film and my ten dollars with that third act. I so badly want to tell you what happens but i don't want to spoil it for anyone.
You can tell him, it becomes the movie Species.
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As far as splice goes... It was one of the worst third acts ever put on film. Consider act 1 and 2 were pretty and could have been great with a great third act... it's an abomination that he destroyed his own film and my ten dollars with that third act. I so badly want to tell you what happens but i don't want to spoil it for anyone.
You can tell him, it becomes the movie Species.
Ok i'll post in small text....
Basically these two people created a genetically engineered new life form mixed with human DNa. They raise it like parents in secret. All going well. It looks like a monster pretty much, it's fucking gross. Then one day the husband out of no where. for no reason decides to fuck it. Yes, fuck it. Of course his wife catches them in the act. This was the start of the third act. Then it turns into a guy, yeah you read that right and decides to rape his mom. The entire film it doesn't speak. Then when it's about to rape her it says "I want to be inside of you." and rapes her. They kill it eventually. At the end of the film of course she is pregnant with it's baby and decides to sell it for money. What was once a promising film about cloning, etc... turned into that for no fucking reason. IT's worse when you actually see it.
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As far as splice goes... It was one of the worst third acts ever put on film. Considering act 1 and 2 were pretty and could have been great with a great third act... it's an abomination that he destroyed his own film and my ten dollars with that third act. I so badly want to tell you what happens but i don't want to spoil it for anyone.
This. GOD the cliche's :mehlin
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If 4 divided by 4 is 1, and 6464 divided by 6464 is 1, what is 0 divided by 0?
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What is that Meatloaf will not do for love?
You messed up the question.
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Here's my questino:
Why?
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If Pinocchio says "My nose will now grow", what will happen?
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If Pinocchio says "My nose will now grow", what will happen?
(https://fc05.deviantart.net/fs46/i/2009/184/e/4/A_Pair_of_Docks_by_Orcus79.jpg)
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Let's say there's a television show out there. It arrives on the air with no warning, no ads, no promotion, nothing. It's seen by very few people in its first week, and they all privately think that it's nothing special. The story was bland, the characters were unlikeable, the acting was subpar, and they did nothing to make people want to watch the next episode. All of these people, however, tell their friends about this terrible show they watched. Not all their friends watch it, but some do. More curiously, all of the people who watched the first episode found themselves drawn to the second episode. It still wasn't any good, the plot was a meandering mess of cliches, the dialogue was stilted, and the actors aren't even that attractive. But week after week, everybody who's seen it tells their friends and they continue watching every episode compulsively. It's like Pringles: Once you've popped, you are simply psychologically unable to stop. The craze reaches national media outlets, and everyone from Entertainment Weekly to Fox News is reporting on the strange phenomenon. Again, no one knows where this show has come from: No one recognizes the actors, there are no credits, and the channel it's broadcast on admits that they simply receive the episodes anonymously and have never met the creators. It's almost like whoever is making this show has discovered some form of mass hypnosis.
If it were up to you, what would you call this show, and when do you think it would air?
ReaPsTA's penis is awesome, every Thursday night at 7:00pm, on NBC networks.
ReaPsTA.
You can't ignore his girth.
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If you could enter the gates of Jamesman with one food and one wish, what would they be, why would you choose those things, and would you walk with me on the beach?
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Can you believe it's not butter? If so, how?
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Why can a dog lick it's own balls and humans can't?
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If you had one day to relive, what would it be, and why?
also, happy birthday :)
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Here's my questino:
Why?
Beat you to it Broseidon.
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Why was my question ignored? I want my money back!
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Why was my question ignored? I want my money back!
Ok...here's your 2 cents back. :neverusethis:
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Buncha scam artists I tell ya! You're the ring leader arntcha James?! ARNTCHA?! I BUSTED MY ASS FOR THAT 2 CENTS! FFFFUUUUUUUUUU
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Why is Zook SO FUNNY?
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Why is Zook SO FUNNY?
Considering what I know you find funny, it's not surprisingYOU'RE A COMPLETE DOUCHE.
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What do you think of this rule: only one sibling per forum?
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Why is Zook SO FUNNY?
Considering what I know you find funny, it's not surprisingYOU'RE A COMPLETE DOUCHE.
Watch it, Zook. I'm pretty sure you're probably joking, but watch it anyway.
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Why is Zook SO FUNNY?
Considering what I know you find funny, it's not surprisingYOU'RE A COMPLETE DOUCHE.
Watch it, Zook. I'm pretty sure you're probably joking, but watch it anyway.
Well that's what I heard!
You got it big guy.
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Why do all the awesome people have birthdays on the 20th? (mine was yesterday as well :hat)
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Am I good enough?
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Hello and welcome ladies and gentlemen. Today is yet another opportunity to indulge my narcissism and give me sweet validation. For it's my birthday, and this thread is my yearly present to myself.
(https://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v234/justjen/lovecake.gif)
Simple focus: Ask me about anything no matter how serious or silly and I will try to provide an answer. Hopefully this thread will continue a proud yearly tradition of entertainment, personal revelation, and making people's days a little brighter.
If Webster's Dictionary's editors came to you and asked you to list three new words you think should be included in the next World Edition along with their definitions, what would you suggest?
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Reap has the power to bring Jen back? That's awesome.