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Title: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
Post by: VioletS16 on May 15, 2011, 07:49:26 PM: My corn snake Maya is due to lay her eggs any day now...
:heart Good luck girly.

She's 1 out of 8 snakes I own.
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Post by: ClairvoyantCat on May 15, 2011, 07:50:01 PM: *pokes* hehehehehehe
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Post by: Ħ on May 15, 2011, 07:54:21 PM: ...

Am I the only one that thought it?
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Post by: orcus116 on May 15, 2011, 07:56:39 PM: Quote from: VioletS16 on May 15, 2011, 07:49:26 PM
She's 1 out of 8 snakes I own.

Did you have to Maury the other snakes?
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Post by: VioletS16 on May 15, 2011, 08:13:24 PM: Quote from: ClairvoyantCat on May 15, 2011, 07:50:01 PM
*pokes* hehehehehehe
it's an inside joke, lol, but it's a little weird isn't it?
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Post by: Jamesman42 on May 15, 2011, 08:30:35 PM: Quote from: orcus116 on May 15, 2011, 07:56:39 PM
Quote from: VioletS16 on May 15, 2011, 07:49:26 PM
She's 1 out of 8 snakes I own.

Did you have to Maury the other snakes?

Maury: "Mr. Toothy Fang, you are NOT the father!"
Mr. Toothy Fang: "BOO HISS!"
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Post by: MetalManiac666 on May 15, 2011, 08:32:58 PM: Posting in what will hopefully be an epic thread.
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Post by: ScioPath on May 15, 2011, 08:41:54 PM: Send my congrats. :roddy:
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Post by: Gadough on May 15, 2011, 10:46:01 PM: Quote from: Ħ on May 15, 2011, 07:54:21 PM
...

Am I the only one that thought it?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm not being sarcastic or witty. I really don't.
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Post by: Orbert on May 15, 2011, 11:16:55 PM: I also have no idea what "it" is. So maybe I thought it as well, but I don't know.
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Post by: orcus116 on May 15, 2011, 11:21:07 PM: WHAT. IS. IT.
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Post by: tri.ad on May 15, 2011, 11:40:13 PM: This thread seems to stand at a crossroads... It could turn out either way.
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Post by: Perpetual Change on May 15, 2011, 11:46:14 PM: Quote from: Gadough on May 15, 2011, 10:46:01 PM
Quote from: Ħ on May 15, 2011, 07:54:21 PM
...

Am I the only one that thought it?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm not being sarcastic or witty. I really don't.
Yup.
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Post by: Adami on May 15, 2011, 11:49:01 PM: Sounds like BrotherH is on the verge of founding a religion, much in the tradition of Life of Brian.
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Post by: Ħ on May 16, 2011, 01:19:49 AM: Quote from: Adami on May 15, 2011, 11:49:01 PM
Sounds like BrotherH is on the verge of founding a religion, much in the tradition of Life of Brian.
I haven't seen LoB so I don't know if you're playfully slapping me or shooting me down.

If the former: lol dude :lol
If the latter: wtf dude >:(

Read that as you will.
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Post by: Orbert on May 16, 2011, 07:36:25 AM: Okay, I admit it. I thought it, too.
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Post by: Quadrochosis on May 16, 2011, 07:38:58 AM: Quote from: Gadough on May 15, 2011, 10:46:01 PM
Quote from: Ħ on May 15, 2011, 07:54:21 PM
...

Am I the only one that thought it?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm not being sarcastic or witty. I really don't.
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Post by: VioletS16 on May 16, 2011, 08:02:23 AM: No eggs!
Aaarg!
Going to die if she doesn't lay her eggs soon...

I want snake babies dammit!

(And after she lays, I get to wait 7 weeks for them to hatch!)
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Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 16, 2011, 08:06:28 AM: Quote from: Gadough on May 15, 2011, 10:46:01 PM
Quote from: Ħ on May 15, 2011, 07:54:21 PM
...

Am I the only one that thought it?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm not being sarcastic or witty. I really don't.

^^Im with him^^
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Post by: Zydar on May 16, 2011, 08:13:28 AM: Quote from: Gadough on May 15, 2011, 10:46:01 PM
Quote from: Ħ on May 15, 2011, 07:54:21 PM
...

Am I the only one that thought it?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm not being sarcastic or witty. I really don't.

Propane.

:neverusethis:
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Post by: Ħ on May 16, 2011, 08:33:17 AM: Quote from: Orbert on May 16, 2011, 07:36:25 AM
Okay, I admit it. I thought it, too.
o/
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Post by: Orbert on May 16, 2011, 09:49:14 AM: *\o
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Post by: VioletS16 on May 16, 2011, 03:26:43 PM: Mommy:
(https://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j471/VioletS16/080-1.jpg)

Daddy:
(https://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j471/VioletS16/089.jpg)

:heart :heart
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Post by: Jamesman42 on May 16, 2011, 03:29:00 PM: If I showed you my daddy's snake, I'd be banned.

And really weird and messed up.
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Post by: 7StringedBeast on May 16, 2011, 03:32:44 PM: Quote from: Ħ on May 15, 2011, 07:54:21 PM
...

Am I the only one that thought it?

You mean VioletS16 is Derek Roddy? :roddy:
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Post by: SPNKr on May 16, 2011, 06:29:23 PM: Must... Resist...
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Post by: juice on May 16, 2011, 06:57:56 PM: I thought it.

wat
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Post by: ZBomber on May 16, 2011, 06:59:05 PM: What kind of snakes are those?
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Post by: The Degenerate on May 16, 2011, 08:08:49 PM: Surprisingly fappable thread
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Post by: icysk8r on May 16, 2011, 08:29:01 PM: Quote from: ZBomber on May 16, 2011, 06:59:05 PM
What kind of snakes are those?
Corn Snakes
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Post by: Orbert on May 16, 2011, 10:56:45 PM: They're Grrrrreat!!
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Post by: Ravenheart on May 16, 2011, 11:14:03 PM: I have a ball python.

Yeah, huhuhuhuhuh, ball. But seriously, I do. I've had him for about 8 years now.
Title: Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
Post by: VioletS16 on May 17, 2011, 06:19:10 AM: Quote from: Ravenheart on May 16, 2011, 11:14:03 PM
I have a ball python.

Yeah, huhuhuhuhuh, ball. But seriously, I do. I've had him for about 8 years now.
At first I was like
:omg:
Then I was all
:laugh:
And then I was all
:metal

Well Maya laid some eggs for me, I have a few...

Well, a few meaning 18...
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Post by: robwebster on May 17, 2011, 06:21:05 AM: Congrats!

You'll be the Derek Roddy of DTF.
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Post by: Tick on May 17, 2011, 06:28:14 AM: Quote from: VioletS16 on May 15, 2011, 07:49:26 PM
My corn snake Maya is due to lay her eggs any day now...
:heart Good luck girly.

She's 1 out of 8 snakes I own.

Do corn snakes deliver a cob full of babies?

(https://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/bolt.gif)
Title: Re: I'm going to be a grandmother before I'm a mother!
Post by: VioletS16 on May 17, 2011, 10:10:34 AM: Quote from: tick on May 17, 2011, 06:28:14 AM
Quote from: VioletS16 on May 15, 2011, 07:49:26 PM
My corn snake Maya is due to lay her eggs any day now...
:heart Good luck girly.

She's 1 out of 8 snakes I own.

Do corn snakes deliver a cob full of babies?

(https://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/bolt.gif)
Not sure what you mean by that...she lays their eggs, yes.
We have 19 or 20 now and they will be incubating for about 50 days give or take.
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Post by: Orbert on May 17, 2011, 10:19:18 AM: Seriously though, Violet, if you consider yourself a grandmother because of this event, then it's because you consider Maya to be your daughter, which makes you a mother in the same context. I'm sorry. I thought it.
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Post by: VioletS16 on May 17, 2011, 06:05:04 PM: Quote from: Orbert on May 17, 2011, 10:19:18 AM
Seriously though, Violet, if you consider yourself a grandmother because of this event, then it's because you consider Maya to be your daughter, which makes you a mother in the same context. I'm sorry. I thought it.
Well, I'm her owner, so yeah I kinda consider her my adopted daughter, but not a REAL daughter.
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Post by: Orbert on May 17, 2011, 10:38:45 PM: Oh, adopted! It all makes sense now. ;)
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Post by: Gadough on May 17, 2011, 10:47:05 PM: This thread is all-around funny :lol
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Post by: TheMadgician on May 18, 2011, 09:29:21 AM: (https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n55/darcylynnjohnson_2006/snake_and_bacon.jpg)
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Post by: VioletS16 on May 18, 2011, 11:39:19 AM: Quote from: Orbert on May 17, 2011, 10:38:45 PM
Oh, adopted! It all makes sense now. ;)
Yes, it's a little confusing...

They're my grandkids cause I watched them come into this world. I got Maya as an adult. If that makes any sense...

Here's a pic of them:
(https://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j471/VioletS16/066-1.jpg)
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Post by: GuineaPig on May 18, 2011, 12:05:00 PM: Quote from: TheMadgician on May 18, 2011, 09:29:21 AM
(https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n55/darcylynnjohnson_2006/snake_and_bacon.jpg)

Jesus christ, this is hilarious. Best webcomic I've seen in ages.